/ink/ - Splatoon General

#CallieForChristmas

The time I'm shown in-game for the splatfest is the time the splatfest goes live in my timezone, right?
It suggest it starts in 2:30 hours...

This is correct user. I don't know how this is so complicated for some.

That's correct

with all these incomprehensible slut woomy posts recently, I started imagining them being squibs posting their mommy

>brainlets shooting at the basket
>brainlets with the super clam not throwing it into the basket
this is what I get for not play when the gamemode launched.

I wanna blitz slut woomy's clam!

Marie is a genius!
Callie is a retard!

Is Slut a good mommy?

Reminder to ignore, sage, report, and hide all dot posts.

Pls rember 99.999% of dot posts are by dot while he's washing dishes at Red Robin.

HOLY SHIT I DONT UNDERSTAND THE PEOPLE WHO SHOOT AT THE FOOTBALLS/BASKET AT ALL LIKE MY GOD MAN

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mine is uh, somewhere in the middle if that counts

>callie and marie before they got premium idol ink colors and faggy contacts
sluts

what a retro meme

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I unironically like the slutposting.

Callie > Original Orange Woomy > Neon Pink Woomy > Marie > dogshit > Pearl > Nigger

>dots a fucking loser dish washer irl
kek

See, you demonstrate the point. Only retards resort to violence.

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marina wears tentatek contacts, she's a bought -and-paid-for SHILL

He's mexican too.

Marie > Callie > Marina > Sheldon > Grizz statue > Clams > Pearl

Is there etiquette to friend codes and shit? in /vp/ a name goes with the number and is normally tolerated but in Veeky Forums seen shit go down with and without them.

Retards must be punished.

>mexican shitposter

Why am I not surprised?

nobody cares here what you do as long as you only use them while you're actually doing shit like looking for sr/trades/league. I actually prefer with name so i dont have to check if i have you added and ive heard others say the same

As long as you only post your FC to set up lobbies then it's all good.

They're okay if you're actively looking for people to join in games. If not keep the name box empty.
If you leave it up you could do a Gyro.

No mate they've always had the spooky colors and eyes, even when they were squibs.

how does shit like this make you feel?

He also likes futa.

Dot posters should kill themselves

C- is fucking PAINFUL. Oh my god JUST THROW THE BALL AT THE THING WHAT THE HELL MODE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE PLAYING I JUST WIPED THEIR TEAM WHY ARE WE PISSING AROUND HERE WAITING FOR THEM TO RESPAWN?

too monochrome

GAAAAAAAY

tell me about it, my fault for not starting this mode when it dropped

What the fuck is dotposting and who is dot?

Discord faggotry. Ignore it.

t. dot

Dot is literally /ourguy/.

Shit gear

hes a big guy

a homosexual dishwasher

dot is a faggot and only the cronies from his shitpost discord care about him
report and ignore

a gay person who made some gay server with gay admins and mods

Why are threadfags so easily triggered by the existence of the discord?

Isn't he a fucking lanklet twig, or am I mistaking him for someone else

I would appreciate it if you could stay out of my lobbies when I'm trying to diagnose my internet connections.

You are correct.

dotposting is when people mention dot also dots a good boi

>tfw you will never be as shitpostable as dot

dots short tho

any socks groups going at midnight?

how do i get /ink/ to post about me

He is unironically 5"6

cawfee vs gween tea splatfest when?!?!!

that's exactly a foot taller than me

Is this a male or female?

>5"6
>Tall

I'll probably be around. Won't bother trying to host since nobody ever joins when I ask here. ;_;

gay woomy loves socks! join socks aaaaaa

Post small cute feet

that's the shredded double ponytail ?"hair"? cut on a woomy

>ywn be a scrawny manlet
feels good

after a long day of Salmon Run, Army woomy takes a break to prepare for splatfest. Team Sweaters unite

In order of effectiveness:
Shitpost and post things normalfags find appalling and become so hated that just your name causes thread derailment.

Make an OC and spam it and false flag and spam request drawings and circlejerk with the other OCfags to join their secret club and get "known" to give yourself a sense of identity and boost self-confidence. Points multiplier x5.0 of you drawfag and suck /ink/ off one by one making people like you.

Actually get good enough at the game that you're a legend.

5"6 is tall

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Then what is short? 5"5? 5"1?

Literally 4+ OC including slut, the most well-known, already have this hat FUCK off.

Stay strong army woomy.

I was going for the Army look. Not trying to copycat stuff.

You're old news, ThatsSo.

Brown woomies are cute.

Bad thread, be ashamed, /ink/

And the rest of the outfit is just Hunter.

Kill it with fire and put it out of it's misery

because this garbage general (much like the rest of Veeky Forums) gets shat up by circlejerking faggots who spam unfunny inside jokes and roleplay constantly because they deem whatever game they infest as "boring because of X reason (usually things such as: content drought, the games have been discussed "enough" already, nothing new has happened in a while (ie: katawa shoujou)" so instead of actually talking about VIDEO GAMES they use the game and the threads as a tertiary form of social media because they literally can't go 5 minutes without fellating themselves or reminding others that they exist (happens a LOT in games such as this where character creation/customization is a main selling point)

What if your woomy was being bullied by god?

5"6 is barely "average" height in burgerland, in other words manlet height

what if your woomy had really long nipple hairs like 3+ inches long and could take a pic and post here to prove it

Well articulated and incisive post. I really wish we could get more talk about the actual game

It's called socializing you autistic friendless neet, maybe you should try it

Oh sure because
>Haha slut woomy XD I love my OC what if your Woomy was gey I want Marina to shit on me
is so much better than talking about people who play the video game.

skate woomy reporting in to kick those sock jocks to hell

There's other places for that you autist.

This isn't your safe space

>shitposting on Veeky Forums, Veeky Forums at that
>sociallizing and having friends
Are you so lonely you've become self-deluded or simply baiting?