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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
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>STATISTICS
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Personal statistics#2: opendota.com/
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>NEWS & STREAMS
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Previously, on d2g:

Too slow

we dont want furfag threads

first

$4????

>too slow
says the earlyfag

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

Yes. They have s4..

rtc?

this cast is comfy

Is this furry y/n

Dusgg :DD

>wake up
>PPD EXPOSED HAHAHA

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tfw eliminate PPD

Post more rare Zfreeks.

Is Arteezy a tier 1 carry?

>PPD EXPOSED
>EE EXPOSED AS NON-WEEB
this is the greatest day ever

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is this the greatest female esports player in history?

>>wake up
>>PPD EXPOSED
Did you woke up from a year long coma?

>tfw you will never milk Zfreek's titty
why life?

>hmm they finally buffed beast masters axes, wonder if it will make up for them removing the extra buff
It's fucking nothing, why even waste points in it

how is the new MMR system supposed to be better?

how am I supposed to tell if I'm close to a level-up?

>ppd exposed
explain?

>new mmr system
user. i've got some bad news for you bro

he lost to, and got eliminated by, Swindlez

he lost to kyle

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>tfw no qt slav bf

well it at least reduces the amount of tilt because people don't need to talk about how they were 5.5k a week ago and now they're 4.6k

It's only better if you prefer shiny badges that never level-down to seeing your real MMR

he has man tits

lil is so based

too bad vp is never gonna win ti

>both direct invite teams struggling to get into the relevant teams playoffs
Nice tournament, fat and jew.

t. amorphous soyboy

OG got jewed by BTS not waiting until MDL was over before giving top seed of each group based on QP

Man dota is really my favorite hero brawler this is so exciting to watch

they're called pecs

>h0neylans

>furfag thread removed
based adelaide

DEATHBALL DOTA

he honestly has bigger tits than Zfreek

lil is so savage

Someone told me there's a way to show your mmr still but I can't remember what it was

not possible when zfreek is a fat piece of shit and lil isn't

>The furfag /d2g/ got deleted
bases jannies

t. Lil

Sean Connery-esq

I hate shartie, sumail and shitical, but I also hate n0brain and the Jew
Who do I want to win here?

I mean he does struggle to speak English

This fucking game tier 3 at finest

"he wud trow like jug"

Hopefully that will draw a line under this garbage

Dota might be gay, but it's not furry. No furry discord links in the OP again please

>LIL EXPOSING THESE AWFUL TEAMS
AHAHAHAHA THIS IS THE BEST COUCH

OG because you like 3 of them and only like 2 of EG.
Simple maths :)

OG have Jerax and Reso (and maybe S4 for some people). EG have literally 0 likeable players.

ive spent almost 6 years of dota deliberately avoiding playing the fotm unbalanced heroes but now two of my favorite picks disrupter and tusk are fully meta and im conflicted

>EG have literally 0 likeable players.
*blocks your path*

>notail is solo pushing a t3 whilst EG try to kill a T1 as 5

no I can actually speak english

Artour is a insufferable, delusional little child who is severely overrated.

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lmfao

Excuse me?

>menthols

He deserves to lose.

lil is so baffled.

EG have Fear and I like Fear a lot.

POST YFW NA'S BEST TEAM GOT BTFO BY EU'S WORST

I've never smoked - how can you tell it is menthol just by looking?

Chotto matte

Thrall has always been a popular pick in CIS.

LIL IS FUCKING EXPOSING THEM SO HARD

>pic is last time EG got BTFO by a tier 5 team with Reso carrying them

how old is n0tail? he still looks like a 14yo

>I won't say OG is playing good, I think EG is playing bad
christ lil, take it easy

24/5 i think

It's kinda funny that everyone likes fear but he just wants to be left alone in his house in the middle of the plains

I like how PPD refused to talk about strategy and heroes when he was on the couch

Like anyone gives a shit about PPD's strats, not like they are going anywhere near a tournament victory

you wanan know why sniper is good?
two fucking wraith bands, unlike you shitters

Not him but
>white filter

Pretty much never seen a normal cig with white filter, they all use the standard brown/orange.

is EE with two lanes down the greatest captain in dota?

>lil talking shit when EG 2-0'd VP last major

Parliaments have a white filter

"EE with a 10% chance to win is scarier than when he has a 90% chance to win" - Moonmeander 2017

from the creators of the famous "casual ranked" from tf2,vulva presents you the "balanced medals ranked 2:we really fucking like medals and hats",this makes me want to quit

>Lil absolutely mind blown by the level of clown fiesta he's witnessing

Menthols have white filters and tend to be much longer to compensate for the shitty tobacco.

Fear is just your standard NA shitter that lucked out and got brought up from the gutter by ppd

So stop playing instead of blogging about it here during esports.

TheLuggles [score hidden] 2 minutes ago
You guys realize EG JUST finished 3rd at the major right? And 2-0'd VP. Everyone has a bad game. But nah, eg sucks guys

damn, this year's all-star really does sucks compared to all the previous all-star

Kek

EG has a super likeable team, it's just Sh1t that spoils the bunch.

NOOOOOO EG CAN'T LOSE HERE
WHO WILL BE THERE TO DEFEAT VP?

You would think that LIL would feel like at home when watching game like this since he represents rus dota.

EE is literally a shounen protagonist, if he's about to defeated he unlocks a hidden power.

Don't worry, user. We've got this!

Why are there two PAs on Radiant?

wtf how does radiant have two PAs?