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first thx jeeves

Previous thread I forgot to put it in the OP

Reminder to buy packs for Bens coke binge

So what is the counter to kingsbane? And I don't mean shit like kill them before they play it, there has to be some counter mechanic to it. Every card in the game has some sort of counter.

**pulls a knife and tells you to hand him the latest legendary you unpacked**

Fuck I'm retarded 1st time doing this and I fuck it up
just fucking kill me

>opened 30 packs
>not a single corridor creeper

post the legendary with the coolest entrance this

obligatory

Weapon destruction and/or taunts?

Freeze them

Every single other class has good removal
and since when did blizz gave a fuck about class identity

You can't silence it, so it will just be shuffled back into the deck.

>Hunter has good removal
>Rogue has good removal outside Vilespine

Aggro decks.

what are some decks

And if it's in their deck, they're not hitting you with it.

Fuck jade druid. Fuck ramp druid. Fuck brainlet token druid.

I want a cool Malygos OTK druid with Twig and Faglord reeeeeeee or even an N'Zoth Hadronox taunt druid.

fuck you HS.

>patches
>keleseth
>southsea captain
>scalebane
>summoner
>creeper
>bonemare
plus auto complete and remove any other cards that cost 2 besides kelly

Then make it happen user-kun

Daily reminder that Trump is really famous in China and could sleep with any girl he wants

How is totem WIIIIINDS shaman?

reposting my budget jank I guess

this is sort of what control lock looks like for ideas, although you kind of NEED Gul'dan to win with this deck and have extra specific leggos for the combo finisher version

i don't have enough dust to experiment. i have to craft N'Zoth, Twig and Hadronox. i have faglord. i am too poor to create an experimental deck. i have no other choice than finding a good one and craft it with my limited dust.

Rin

>Psychic Scream has a counter

fuck off back to /pol/ wtf fucking racist nazi

forgot to link

sup guys im new to hearthstone how do i play

>What is deadly shot
>What is kill command
>What is assasinate
>What is sap
>What is Eviscerate
If it can move the minion away from the board is removal, and I don't mean incredibly effective, but actual removal

>3d china grills

Playing gwent.

>What is the counter to a slow high lategame value deck with no healing or taunts and limited removal
>And don't say kill them before they reach their lategame

How does it feel that I'm getting paid real money for my left opinion by the jews while you only get a few (you)s?

>no healing
Except for hitting you with a life steal dagger that potentially heals them for 9 or so each turn.

>dislikes 3d chinks
Feast your eyes on this and weep.

Is Dragon Priest really strong for climbing?
Or is iit a meme like Keleseth Priest

you do realize paladin would run vanish and fucking crushing walls if he had it right ?

I've lost count of the days now, I'm starting to forget what its like to play other classes...

Send help

>keleseth priest
>a meme
that's where youre wrong kiddo

Is anyone getting disconnect issues or is it just me

Yeah, the message pops out but I never get disconnected at the end

...

I still find this absolutely hilarious

decidedly /ourguy/

>Deadly shot is good removal

I can't argue with Sap and Evis though

user, Jungle Giant OTK Druid is literally a deck now

it's actually pretty good, go wild

>decidedly /ourguy/

he is a shill though.

Huge Windfury Shaman

>sit on drugs all year
>have nasty aftermaths
>just because you're 3d pig and not supposed to have that shape naturally
Seems legit.

>enemy at 5 health
>lose next round
>have 3 cards left in my deck
>medivh and two firelands portals
>top deck medivh

:))))))))))))))))))))

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ugh so many decks that just ignor you
>high roll warlock
>high roll priest
>high roll druid
>face priest
>face mage

he's an alpha

wow she's dressed as a qt slut there

I didn't say it was good, but it is removal and you can play with it
also, forgot to mention that crushing walls also exists, not that good either

Eloise is ugly for an asian.
Trump gets a pass because its a dude.

It's funny because this deck is extremely consistent for laddering and is probably cheaper than every top tier deck in standard at the moment. Literally all commons, a few rares, doomhammer as the only epic, and finley which comes guaranteed from an adventure but could easily be replaced by a 2nd cogmaster on a budget easily.

Compare that to even something like aggro murlocadin which needs call to arms, gentle megasaurs, inquisitors, warleaders, creeper, and tarim at a MINIMUM. It's fucking insane, fuck power creep, rarity creep is now standard in """standard""" (lol).

I'm the brainlet who took 300 bosses to complete priest. I must have flagged the Blizzard pity timer because I did warrior in one shot today. Permastealth vs. Darkness as final boss = the suffering has ended. Finally done with dungeon runs.

>took 300 bosses to complete priest

>any class except priest is overpowered/unfun to play against
>they'll open admit it
>priest is overpowered/unfun to play against
>WHY ARE YOU SO BIASED AGAINST US WE'RE PERFECTLY FINE GIT GUD etc

What the hell is up with priest players?

Priest mains are soyboy cucks. They're always the victim, and everyone else is privileged in their eyes.

what was so hard with priest? I just pickes the spell damage +3 and damaging spells
maybe the fact that I got the 0 mana 0/3 weapon that gives a mage spell at the end of the turn helped too

how is rin fucking fair?
you literally get it off in every game against midrange/control decks

i regularly manage to burn 10+ cards against priest, i dont think a single dragonpriest won against me so far

are they just bad?

It's a worse Tempo rogue
And dragon is a mediocre midrange deck

they're miserable virgins who hate seeing other people happy. spineless creatures fueled solely by envy

Cuckold Porn is Jewish culture.
Jewish culture has a matrilineal society. A matrilineal society dictates that all offspring are a continuation of the mother's womb and not that of the father's seed. So, it is in this respect, that the Jew is naturally inclined to accept and even promote cuckolding as a cultural norm. The Jew male is not the sex that will pass on the parasidic gene to posterity, rather his job is to raise the woman up above him so that the Jewess can dominate. The male, therefore, is a sissy slave worker for the Jewish family unit, while the woman is free to fuck and suck off every bull that will seed her womb.
Now, it is important to understand that cuckolding is not just a cultural norm for the Jew. The Jew actually needs to cuckold in order to carry on with the race, or parasite strain. As can be seen clearly in all Jewish children, there is a natural physical and/or mental defect in the racial gene pool that cannot be explained other than by a defective parasite. This means that the Jew will try to breed outside the parasitic strain so that the parasite can survive. But, in order for the physically and mentally defective Jew to accomplish this inter breeding, they must first spread their culture to the host Goy.
The Goy then is a seeder so that the parasidic gene has continuity. You see, the Jew is truly a parasite, such that, the female is open and free to reproduce, even at the cost of a marriage vow or the moral compass of the host nation or race. Cuckolding is a necessity of the Jewish survival, and the goy need to be sold on it before the parasite gene is extinguished from the planet by natural means. In other words. the parasite gene of the Jew will eventually regress into a monsterous subhuman if the parasite does not find a suitable host, and because the Jewish culture is matrilineal, the Jewess must cuckold the Jew males in order for the Jewish parasite gene to survive as a "people."

Probably because they've developed a complex over the years, before raza shit they were considered the worst class in the game and almost never saw play. For years, this was the case. Imagine playing the class and it being your favorite while it also being the worst class, for YEARS.

Now they're cancer but they still have that same feeling ingrained in them, they probably feel entitled. I started playing spiteful summoner dragon priest recently (let's be honest, mostly because I'm looking for any class I can use spiteful summoner in), and I'll openly admit it's overpowered as fuck. But maybe it's because I haven't been a priest main for years and only recently picked up the class because it's one of the few that can make use of spiteful summoner while still being relatively budget-friendly.

only mage is truly unfun to play against

Maybe because you need to git gud?
There are a few decks out there that can decimate priest like Tempo Rogue and Cubelock

what class mains are the most bro players? i feel like it is warlock.

This cultural aspect of the Jewish parasite explains the reason why most Jewish men are cuckolded sissies that frequent homosexual bars and become gay activists (Havery Milk amoung many examples). The Jewish male is expected to destroy the host's moral foundations of a patriarichal society, which is easily done by a promotion and proliferation of homosexual ideas into the host society (earliest know Jewish influence of homosexual behavior was in Athens Greece around 2500bce by the Phoenician Jews that came to live there). This has a two fold effect on the survival of the parasite gene, such that, the weaker of the host nation and people will become homosexuals and thus wont be picked to breed with the Jewess parasite, and also the Jewish male now has an outlet for his cuckold lifestyle that is independent of the Jewess parasite wife that innately treats him as a subhuman that cannot breed worthy offspring. The Jew then has killed two birds with one stone with the promulgation of homosexuality.
One might also note that the Jew will promote homosexuality in the host people at a very young age so as to make it a cultural norm by the time the young men of the host people are old enough to fight in wars. This has a serious effect at culling a nation before it is able to violently strike at the Jew and erradicate the parasite forever. What can also be seen in Jewish culture is a propensity to divorce and also join political activism for the most counter-productive ideologies, which is really just one more symptom of having a matrilineal society for the survival of a parasite gene.

>mage
>the face plays taunt and we still hit the face

God mage is annoying.as well but at least it's a tad more manageable.

>i dont think a single dragonpriest won against me so far

Were any playing the spiteful summoner version? Because I feel like I'd just wind up mind controlling your 10/10 or rin, or hell just silencing her. Warlocks with rin/cube are one of the main reasons I like playing a deck that can reasonably run 2 silences (songstealers)

The Jew female will often cast out the dominant husband before the age of 30, given that the marriage even lasts that long. This divorce is not necessary if the male will be openly cuckolded, but often times the Jewess will be seperated from the male at an early age. This aspect of Jewish culture is also important for the involvement in political ideologies that ensure that the parasite is protected from extinction--natural or otherwise. The Jewess parasite, now single, will support political groups like a man fighting a war, of which there is little difference. The female parasite is just protecting her children like any mother would for any species. The mother knows that the parasite gene is going to have to pass on the parasite just like she did, so the political violence and unyielding involvenment in clearly unnatural ideologies only serves to protect the next generation of parasite. This is why one can see the Jewess parasite promoting ideologies that empower women, homosexuals (gender identity), and even more disgusting ideologies like beastiality and BDSM.
This is not the end, however. Understand, that this offspring is not human, it is a parasite and will continue the parasite's ambition to exist within the host. So, the Jew female will, at a middle age, become an activist for women's rights till about the age of 45 or 50, which is about the time that the now old Jew female parasite decides she needs a care giver. Now, the Jew male at this point will be starved for sex and will remarry the Jewess and the circle of Jewish life is complete. Or, it might be the case that the Jewess parasite lives alone with only a minor involvement in the offspring's lives. Either way, the Jewess can be expected to be in most single's events at a very old age as if a prize to behold.
not if they're a dirty pedo freak using that stupid fucking gnome

At a certain point I was just tilting and died on two runs I should've won on the final boss but in general I never had enough mid game to survive. Needed +1/+1 and a bunch of little C'thun minions to get it done in the end.

>before raza shit they were considered the worst class in the game and almost never saw play
I remember pretty legit Control Priest/OTK priest decks before MSoG. Used both for laddering and tournaments.

Mage is a necessary evil in a meta where you can get out a 6/18 taunt on turn 5.

Even if I lose the early game to tempo rogue I can always just anduin or use dragonfire/holy nova to catch up

The JEW PARASITE needs to promote cuckolding so that the parasite does not lose the host for breeding. Multiculturalism and interracial marriages are another corner stone to the Jewish survival. It is Jewish culture and should not be the interest of the other races unless those races of human want to support the parasite. In supporting multiculturalism, the Jewess parasite supports a potential to mate with other human races so that her parasite can live on into posterity.
This also works well for the Jew in a general sense because a racially aware society will also see through the push for matrilineal indoctrination, that it to say, a pure race will have no need for a parasite and will easily see the parasite as a sore to be removed from the earth. The host nations must remember that all things Jewish in Culture are either stolen from the host human races or created to promote the continuity of the parasite.
It is in the best interest of the humans in this world to finally understand that the parasite can latch onto the negroid races with all impunity, but it should not be allowed to latch onto the master race, for the master race must continue to create a world of common sense and understanding.

I wouldn't exactly call them "legit", I mean they could win but they were always considered a meme and people laughed whenever someone had the balls to bring one to a tourney. It's like saying inner fire priest was "pretty legit" in the days before shadow visions and lyra and humongous and the like. I mean yeah technically if they got lucky they could cheese out a win but it was still a meme that was pretty garbage over a large sample size of games. That's was priest has been for most of the time before raza was a thing.

Sorry for off-topic question, but how does the filter in the settings work exactly? Does it match regexes? If so, basic or extended?

Spiteful summoner on 6
Possessed lackey on 5
Barnes on 4
And i'm not playing anymore

The BLACK man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.

_Let’s start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of testosterone. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his dark skin. This dark skin reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the scorching sun of africa, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The dark skin reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.

The BLACK man’s demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of man(ʷʰ*ᵀᵉ dogs)

The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his penis. The BLACK penis is largest of all the races. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the BLACK man the most masculine of men. This large penis is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of women, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the vagina. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent african seed will immediately enter the womb of the woman the BLACK man impregnates.

In total, the BLACK man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint.

All this is the reason why the BLACK man is the epitome of masculinity._

Yes I am, what of it?

_wh*Te subhumans , how does this make you feel?

You could have a completely homogenous community of middle class wh*Tes. A nice town with almost no crime, an all round good community. However because of the weakness of the wh*Tes all it would take to destroy this community is one BLACK bull?

Just imagine, it’s a nice sunny Sunday afternoon, imagine the bustle of this 100% wh*Te town until suddenly a couple of BLACK bulls walk up. Women would feel more attraction to these superior, strong bulls infinitely more than their pathetic wh*Te husbands. Every woman would be begging, grovelling to be impregnated by these overlords, the new kings of the town who earned this position with nothing but their superior presence. And these bulls wouldn’t stop until every girl was carrying their children, the wh*Te women’s original children would probably be neglected. Who the fuck would want to raise these inferior children? They are only going to turn out like their fathers.

The Men? The men would flee after realizing how futile their attempts at winning back their wives attraction would be. They would flee to Japan where they will try to win over FAS looking ugly Jap girls because they are the only things disgusting and lonely enough to accept them. Many would probably be rejected after the Japs hear of their shameful and dishonorable display, even they probably would have killed themselves to avoid the shame.

Back home in the once nice town, every woman will be raising their BLACK children and will be queuing up for their second or maybe even third pregnancy. They wont stop until they hit menopause, because they know deep down that their purpose is to populate the world with superior BLACK bulls who will then move on to destroy other towns. This is REAL colonization. You can’t take over a place without winning the attraction or respect of the people, that method will always collapse

It's a better tempo rogue

I am not a whitey though, cuck

>Trump: 5 inches
>You many not believe it by just looking at Trump but his dick is actually quite a bit longer than the average Asian penis. But what's even more amazing about him is the incredible thickness. You could really say Trump is packing a value package down there. In bed Trump is very inexperienced and fumbles a lot but if you take it slowly and guide him he's actually surprisingly skilful and the sex can be very pleasing for both parties. Trump's dick curves slightly to the left, which can work to pleasure you in whole new ways. Because of the thickness it's difficult for Trump to wear condoms –or at least that's what he'll tell you, in reality it might just be that he loves impregnation sex so much.

>but they were always considered a meme and people laughed whenever someone had the balls to bring one to a tourney
That's pretty not like it was.

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Warlock and hunter

Thanks but I meant the Veeky Forums thread fiter to filter /pol/ out as I have literally never seen a post cointaining the word "soyboy" bring anything to the discussion
and I just tested it, it's not regex, at least not extended (/soyboys?/ does not match "soyboy")

oh, lol

When will Blizz start selling $20 complete decks that have been certified for ranked meta?

not even that alone, glyph, tome and iceblock are my main issue

they should add more counterplay to secrets, secret eater is shit by itself and only worth it if multiple classes are running that stuff and even then it isnt huge if it only eats 1

Never the Jews make more sheckles with the current method

dirty wh*te soy boy is no match for the
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the BLACK man is truly the epitome of masculinity

dude luckshitter shaman lmao

Thanks, I'll add that to the filter