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Because you guys are fucking idiots.

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>still has the furrfag link
nice fucking job retard

I explicitly removed it dumbass.

how do we fix NA dota?

it doesnt you autist

t. furfags

>BSJ is 5'3 manlet
>Fogged is even smaller
>kek

>pie's flip flops have fnatic written on them
how is he so CUTE

>furryshit thread or non dota related op image
hmm

get noone back on the fucking couch

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

Noone was one of best pros I've seen on the coach this lan

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No bathtub interview this time? Is that shit still not allowed on twitch?

*hacks your meta*

i hope og loses this one because i couldnt bet on them on time

>Tusk picked every game

NA is so trash.

get out lina.. we're fine

i want to service fuTA

>both threads grind to a halt because nobody knows which will be 404'd
fuck this I'm going to bed stop letting furries hijack your ops dipshits also og are gay

who wouldn't, when you have J-god on your team.

DJ Tusk is better desu.

I hope both of them do so I could post mine.

Are we using this one with the better image or the other one with more replies? I'm confused

the one with no furry shit

Thread is being split because an autist keeps forcing this one.

>Furfag link
>Reddit meme OP image
That's the virgin thread, this is the chad one.

just use this one

The one without the furry shit on the OP, you queer.

maybe right now, but remember Liquid.Jerax who only played ES & Tusk for like 3 months straight.

we're using this one. without the link to the furry gay porn website.

That one has a link to a gay furry discord

this summit has made me really like bulba (even if he's not a good player)

>/d2g/ proves if one retard spouts something enough it can become a fact even if nobody knows why

Who plays the winner of this series tomorrow?

guys seriously how do we fix NA dota?

noone knows yet

import more euroes

>they put this shit in the game
>still no goyim pass

remove peepoodee

me

go back in time 3 years and kill sharteezy

I think the team with more points picks their opponent again.

make them stop playing NA pubs

>YFW ppd got BTFO hard today

cmon col WIN THIS GAME

Damn that Doom set

no one who earned 2.6 million dollars at age 25 can be btfo.

NAdota as a whole is definitely getting btfo, which it absolutely deserves

>piss colored TB arcana

Hehm ehme meh heh heh, speak of me, and I shall appear. Face me and face the furnace!

WH stuff blends pretty well with dota 2 stuff. Is like Blizzard stole their aesthetics from them!

>in depth discussion of PLD's eyes
D O T A 2

its time

EG needs to disband. Sumail without Phillip, who caused the drama between him and PPD in the first place, to Optic replacing CCNC. They could just replace Sumail with Aui and move RTZ to mid but that won't happen.

CoL should just get rid of Moo. Hearing him talk on the couch he sounds so fucking stupid. Him ricing solo on Puck last game with a fucking BOUNTY HUNTER on his team confirmed this. MSS would be a better replacement.

Post TA7.

Who is THE cutest Dota 2 pro player?

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But TA wasn't picked, doturd.

Zai with long hair

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>Phillip, who caused the drama between him and PPD in the first place
story?

>be literal millionaire
>still shitpost on Veeky Forums
>not really any happier than before

how are you fucking subhumans doing

>They could just replace Sumail with Aui and move RTZ to mid but that won't happen.
why not?

Paparazi

kill yourself and leave me your money in your will
thanks

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THE GOOD GUYS:
fnatic and kinquin

THE BAD GUYS:
og and vp

in case you didn't know who to root for tomorrow

Because EG really wants to keep Sumail as the Dendi of their organization.

He is literally the Wormtongue of NADota.

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Move VP to good guys and this is spot on.

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sumail doesn't care about winning, 3 million dollars at 15 years old or whatever to busy buying pants with templar crosses on it for some reason
neither does universe whos like 30 years old and probably has some cushy twitch deskjob lined up
fear probably cant even see whats happening on the screen at this point + married to some mass produced esports gook golddigger i mean thats the final nail in the coffin
even if Cr1t wanted to win it doesn't matter because he's part of the cog that powers the "the boyshh lmao" mentality trio between sharteezy himself and sumail
sharteezy probably wants to win but he's teamhopped to much he's brain is probably fried one moment he's playing like his life depends on it next second he gets an aneyrysm and "lmao who CrAEAS for the booyssh lmao" hits him

>reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/7karem/we_at_rdota2_can_create_memes_out_of_anything/
We at /r/dota2 can create memes out of anything

seriously look at this goofy ass face

rtz and sumail have been on adderall for so long their brains have turned to mush

could someone post the webm please?

>every game
>people bitch about notail networth being low in early game
>every game
>og leaves notail as sacrifical position and lets reso/ana/miracle get fat
>every game reso/ana/miracle carries notail
>every game viewers think this is a surprise or something
big think

but he is pos 1 and doesn't have 3 times the mid's networth so he's BAD

disband EG and put this man in charge of creating the new squad of young NA talent

people who really want that TI8 and are thirsty to prove themselves

well they made meme out of one of most popular online games so it's not like he is wrong

Reso's pretty cute.

Which one is the chad?

s4 posting time?

new, gym reso makes my winkie hard

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Yeah 8th time's a charm, right?

The Corn Hole Chad vs The Acne-Ridden Virgin

insider here
cr1t wont be playing in EG in 2018.
they are looking for a 5, fear will move to pos 4.

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this is true desu

EG.Singsing

>keep Shartour and Pooinloouniverse
>Expect to win
EG team that would win: 1 Fear, 2 Sumail, 3 Mss, 4 Aui, 5 Demon

Me too, user.

>5 Demon
t. Jimmy

>It's another OG 4 man whilst Reso farms game
>coL learnt nothing from last time

>he's brain is probably fried one moment he's playing like his life depends on it next second he gets an aneyrysm and "lmao who CrAEAS for the booyssh lmao" hits him

swap him for Misery. the 5 doesn't really matter. The other 4 players could easily carry whoever the 5th is.

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>og
heh