League of Legends general - /lolg/

I want to Colonize Xayah's inferior vastayan womb with superior Human genetics.

>play aram
>all random
>get mad when you don't get a champion as if you had a choice in who you get
>???
I don't get you arambabs

I want to "cuddle" Jinx and make her feel "love" which would in turn make her happy and tend to a very important need

and by that I mean I want to put my dick inside her

Alright fags who's the cutest girl from each faction?
Demacia - Noxus - Ionia - Bandle City - Piltover/Zaun - Kumungu Jungle - Bilgewater - Shadow Isles - Mt Targon

>fight against lux 8 games in a row
>someone on my team gets lux
>they reroll her

Its too fucking long. Give me a tldr

>Forgot lewd

sauce

>I need 20CC's of cummies, Stat! I'm going into Cummiac Arrest!
this shit makes me laugh everytime

I want to go swimming in Lulu.

...

Me

Piltover/Zaun would be Vi and Vi again
Bilgewater is Miss fortune
Demacia is Poppy
Bandle City is Tristana

How happy would it make Jinx for you to cum inside her after cuddlefugging and edging all day

Mages need less movespeed

what's your reasoning on that?

>daddy be nimble, daddy be quick
poor girl even spoke in verse
how could the man be so cruel

>Demacia
Lux
>Noxus
LeBlanc
>Ionia
Irelia
>Bandle City
Yordles a shit
>Piltover/Zaun
Jinx
>Kumungu
Nidalee
>Bilgewater
Miss Fortune
>Shadow Isles
Evelynn
>Mt Targon
Leona

his tight little butthole
also kys namefag

>ornn terrorized my team whenever I have to face him in aram
>literally a free win
>someone on my team finally gets him
>finally my team gets to be on the giving end of pain
>they reroll almost last minute and get udyr
>they say "oh yeah time to open the gates ornn sucks ass glad I rerolled"
>get into game enemy team has ornn
>first thing enemy ornn says in chat is "lol I'm glad I rerolled last minute, ornn is fun as hell"
>proceeds to dumpster our team as obviously foreseen
>udyr proceeds to go 3/17/8 and we lose
>mfw

not a gay to play a girl champ

7/7/37 on Janna. Not proud of the middle 7 but

Sona - Kat - Sona again - none - Cait - Nid - MF - Eve - Leona

Why is he so fun and wholesome?

I just can't hate him whatsoever.

I want to fuck Jinx just like this:
rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2597043

Who in the roster is a chad? shhh, we all know how Draven & Braum are full on daddy.

jayce
he is also painfully unaware how difficult matchups top can be, because he simple has never experienced it

ok

rakan? taric?

She'd explode with happiness for a while then force round two

Riven

How many rounds and how long do they take

>riot literally makes a video about buying rp and gifting people skins in the name of "holidays"
nice try jews

thats all xmas is now
a marketing tool

i wanna look EXACTLY like jarvan and BREED shyvanafag

>shyvanafag
>not shyvana

Jayce. Ezreal is the 2017 chad.

Will I
>Win a game without needing to flash
>Lose game and have to flash 5 times
>Win a game after flashing 5 times
>Lose a game without flashing 5 times
>Win a game without warding 5 times
You win a prize if you predict correctly.

pick hextech flash ez mission

LMAO GATED!

You know you could do that in one game with hexflash, right?

>There are people who didn't get his emote
Stupid naughty fags

so i just got a gemstone from a chest, should i get the regifted Amumu emote or a chest and key?

>Hexflash
Fuck, I''m already in game. Did Riot just not think this one through? I considered using it but I thought "There's no way Riot would be dumb enough to allow me to do that."

the missions run for three (3) weeks

there is zero material benefit to doing it in one game

Yare yare daze

>he didn't get the regifted amumu emote last year when it didn't cost an entire gemstone
lmaoing at your life user

apparently he meant a shyvanafag looking exactly like shyvana

the actual shyv cannot even probably use a loo because she never seen a modern one leaving aside something more complicated

Soft In Wet.

ha

Do I do it?

yes

I want to go swimming in you

why doesnt riot do anything about trolls and intentional feeders that dont flame?

why do you think they aren't

...

no, you'll regret it

because they're more pressed on people that hurt others feelings

though you can try to record gameplay of that person inting and sending it to riot support

He didn't press Q.

Because most League players are subhuman chimps who think going 0/3 is "inting".

I can't recognize that one under Fiora, is that Vladimir? too fucking white

>just had a game where I chimped the fuck out and flamed our 5-16 botlane
>realise after game that they were laning against obvious smurfs or boosters idk
>feel bad

shit you're right

>Fiora x Shyv
Odd

Get that French whore away from the Prince's wife right now.

>No mind control champion

>boobs
>horns
>boots
shyv

It's shyvana but yeah way too fucking white

add them and apologize. just be quick and then delete them, itll make their day

did you get banned though?

>have twitch/corki on team
>rush ardent
>use my ult to mass shield during team fights
>s-

Shit this M7 may come faster than I think.

KEKED
U
C
K
E
D

why the fuck is the game downloading 3gb's now

What memes are going to make it in this years new years pic?

>log in
>honor rewards
>press the "GG

>he doesn't have any friends to gift or get skins

zoe

Nah, I won't apologize because they in turn flamed our jungler for not helping them out
Nope, I didn't use any of the No-no words
I wouldn't be surprised if I get a good-boy-key tomorrow since I'm honor level 5 and the system is busted

>2018
>zed still perm banned

what the fuck

>free diamond 5 the champ

gee boss

what you gonna do? ward me to death?

Something something futa

>beat my lane retardedly hard
>Stay on top of farm
>Even roam a shitload and give kills to other lanes
>Bot and top STILL manage to feed and be useless

Why is this game so fucking awful

>zed still perm banned

where? i haven't seen zeds in forever.

i like the image attached thank you user

what anime is it from?

>ziggs lost to corki
>mf lost in general on this patch of our lord even with a raka backing her
god damn preseason ranked is a joke. sion I can excuse cause cho is busted this patch but the rest are an embarrassment

>Hextech chest from mission
>It gives me the shitty Jinx emote
>I absolutely despise the emote jewery
>I absolutely despise Jinx
>Doesn't even give me the choice to make it into essence

I want to inpregnate Lulu, after we're marrid and fwithancially secure.

Day 4 of learning how to ADC. I'm now more sympathetic to the role. I never realized how fucking crippling it is to have a braindead support. If your support is a subhuman monkey congrats you just lost lane have fun getting repeatedly dove 24/7 while your entire team flames you.

>they refuse to call it what it actually is - christmas - for the sake of political correctness

>ignoring the long, rich history of Kwanza

Can I QSS Urgot ult?

hey guys i'm gonna leave my wife here for a minute while i run to the store to get some condoms. nobody touch her okay?