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>Regularly updated vehicle stat spreadsheet
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>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
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first for post your character but im not posting mine

no edition edition

First for BIGNESS

k

Who does /gtag/ want to kiss under the mistletoe? I am hoping to catch Nirah under one

>mfw still no snow

Did catower quit?

Well why the heck not

Some thick cutie with glasses who loves Kanye as much as I do

Or did you only mean gtag people? That's gross. Why would I wanna kiss some GTA character?

r8

>gotta buy the jacket again just to zip up

If I buy a hangar + Akula do I actually have to head there everytime I want to use the Akula?

Wrong

this is the greatest handgun ever made

Might as well

Every thread until they get a new cutscene

MH53
WHEN

Is the doomsday heist separate from the other heists? Trying to figure out whether or not doing a pacific standard for some money will erase my in order and loyalty bonuses.

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What's the worst song in the game and why is it Four Tet - KOOL FM?

It is. You can do Pacific just fine without worrying about CM II

Thank you.

new jackets are nice

Sure thing

If you need a hand with cheesing Pacific, I'm down to help

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i wish to lick those freckles

k

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Six bullets. More than enough to kill anything that moves.

can one of you guys let me in the ps4 gtag crew

cute

they make the snow on christmas so everyone misses it because theyre busy doing stuff

Blacklisted

ill blacklist u bitch. my request is still pendin

>not liking four tet

Confirmed for plebian puto

Double blacklisted for insubordination

is the armored boxville worth it? just did the mission for it and it was pretty fun

>always get 100+fps
>get on today hardcore stutter
>get off

welp, rip

fuck off. im just waitin until somebody here lets me in

Anyone?

how long does it take to get the RDR Revolver Email

No, just spawn it using M menu, it's under vehicles.
If you're asking a weirdo question like this, learn to navigate that menu.

yes

Haven't bought it yet, was wondering

I'm sure he's a good artist, assuming every other song he has isn't stupid shit like HEY HEY HEY repeated 100 times in a song

yes, just start it up and it does itself in most cases. if there are players around you can take it down to the sewers and either hold out or navigate the tunnels until time runs out.

There's nothing like the feeling of slamming a long silver bullet into a well-greased chamber.

>no constant shitposting waifu
iffy post feet

is iffy the queen of /gtag/?

Ocelot?

does it still get blown up really easily? or did they change it

current queen, yes. if we made a timeline of gtag queens, it would be:

2013 to 2015 - qt
2015 to 2016 - ness
2017 to present - iffy

Revolver Ocelot

>will never hear qt moan loudly for no reason at all and blater flirting with her(him) ever again
wish i had a time machine

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>ness
Nope, nopeh-tee nope!
If anything I've been air support whore, thats why my crew circle thingy is called air crew.

suck me leg!!!!

>air support
>support
You have been nothing but a lot of air.

So what's the dripfeed order, anyone know yet?

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How the fuck are people suppose to play this game when retards keep dying and fucking up the game?

The hanger paint glitch is gone but the normal Swift can be painted again.

>Elite challenges include time limits
>Time limits include the time it takes to reach the destination
>Different facilities/apartments will take more or less time to reach the destination, so difficulty of the elite challenge is partially based on which $1million+ facility you've bought
That's kind of bullshit.

Get some friends you fucking sperg

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I do have friends. They're all poor as fuck and can't afford games or even internet.

comfy deluxo daytrips

B-BUT!

Would anyone like to be our 4th for Pacific Standard?

SC: BasedViva

Wish there was normal version, i dont care about flying or shooting misiles, i just wanted a fucking delorean

>COMFY
COMFY!?!?!
COOMPHEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>Hair
>Eyes
>Coat
Are you a yuri?

>remove weapons
>switch flight button to something you won't accidentally push

>that overcoat with vest
>the same overcoat on males can't wear vests
Ugh.

UGH.

Implying you grease gun chambers

Would you operate with me?

>no foregrip, loudener, laser sight, and x12 night vision scope on that weapon

Cool old man

it must be a really good loudener
too many pussies putting suppressors on their shotguns

>not putting a loudener on your weapon so every shot is a mini-flashbang
The virgin high-speed low-drag and the chad shock and awe

I wish we had loudeners. Too many of the guns sound weak.

>loudener
>not including attachment for shooting down police helicopters

this is why I use suppressors on a lot of my guns desu, they just don't sound that good when loud

What's the car that Avon has at the end of Act 1?

it's pronounced sötis paj you mong

coil raiden i think

its the cyclone

Cyclone.

>looking at profile
>comes to channel 4 shipping
>talks about an obviously incorrect thing
That missing space is recognizable by one person, that's the entire point.

beg

did they fix the issue where you needed to own all gun lockers in order to use them properly

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>try to do doomsday finale with 2 randos
>fail 3 times
>try to join blater's session to ask gtag for help with it
>infinite loading meme

>/gtag/
>helping
lel

why do you insist on looking like a drunkard with a glasgow smile

theres currently a bug with the mk2 heavy revolver where the incendiary rounds will always set the target on fire, its pretty good considering you also get 6+234 max ammo on it with the specialty mags

Any way to get dark red shirts to go under the new jackets?

Rather that than being a tranny