Please don't use exclamation marks so much this thread, I have a heart condition and they make me unreasonably excited, thank you.
John Rodriguez
>sayori will kill herself if you love her because she wants to go back to being best friends >sayori will kill herself if you friendzone her because she is actually really in love with you >it's okay though because sayori doesn't know what she wants
>yuri will kill herself if you friendzone her because she's a crazy yandere >but yuri will also kill herself if you love her back because you got her too excited
Jacob Howard
Fuck off, Hisao
Adrian Robinson
Yuri!
Jordan Richardson
!!!
Grayson Reed
Natsuki, but she wants to be cut by Yuri!
Cameron Johnson
please guys my chest already hurts
Jose Flores
We're sorry!!!!!
James Hill
Daily reminder that Sayori loves you.
Asher Richardson
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Xavier Jones
What are you guys eating tonight, /ddlc/? Pic related. Life is misery.
Go be a faggot somewhere else, Natsuki is pure and deserving of only missionary intercourse post-marriage.
Jaxon Edwards
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Juan Carter
Blyatsuki best gopnitsa
Christopher Collins
So do you eat canned dog food on a regular basis?
Jack Harris
It's microwaved No bread because I can't convince myself to go to the store
Jace Mitchell
ddlc but in the seinfeld universe
Connor Jackson
>yuri 5 cm taller than me no
Michael Baker
Good afternoon, everyone! Welcome to the pump pump pem emporium! Let's get crazy, shall we?
The word of the thread is "Shore"! Is it a place where the womb of the earth meets terra firma? Is it a boundary meant to be crossed or admired? Is it covered in sand, dead jellyfish and poisonous animals? That is up to you, Anons!
Alternatives are "Honey", "Surge" and "Fruit"!
These are words for Anons who want to write a poem or short story but want a easy topic, theme or inspiration! Hopefully it gets your creative juices flowing and you get in the mood~ For writing more content, obviously! A-ahaha!We're looking forward to seeing what you have in store for us!
Remember to wear proper layers, eat healthy and to have fun! Monika?
>Post this in a chat where people are talking about the game >Say "das me" beneath it >Person responds saying "do you actually feel that way or is it just a joke" >Respond with "yes", implying it's a little of column A, little of column B >Person responds with "okay well unless you're 100% serious can you not post stuff like that? I have suicidal tendencies and that upsets me"
Am I the dick here? Or is it just me?
Grayson Phillips
Maybe drop those numbers by an inch or 2
Nolan Powell
>have a thing for being called sweetie by people >customer at work called me sweetie after I got them sorted with finding something they needed >giddy as fuck for the rest of my shift
Life ain't so bad lads.
Gabriel Perez
>posting my cheeki breeki pic >not even on a good slav reference I'd say you're the faggot here mate, Natsuki is perfectly fine for lewding.
Justin Gutierrez
it was honestly better with no picture
Ethan Perez
Hi Erika! We were talking earlier about how we wanted to have gay sex with you and Monikanon.
Hudson Brown
Sounds like you have a MILF fetish
Christian Bailey
kill yourself and have that person kill themselves too for being sensitive snowflakes.
Colton Watson
If it's discord than you're both cancer.
Jack Wright
Go get some bread, spam and peanut butter sandwiches are high class living and definitely worth it.
Benjamin Adams
>No bread Then at the very least you shouldve sliced it before microwaving it, so it would at least dry out a little better. Then you can lay it on some paper towels to drain the grease a little.
that was a clever thing you put in there, but it feels a tad too short amd sudden for a twist. At least make it more rewarding to finish solving the puzzle
Christopher Gomez
kek
Nolan Adams
I'm not using the word of the thread because I found out where edgy depressing poetry comes from: People who aren't in a mood where they can write anything else
It starts like any other day You greet the morn with arms spread wide But then somewhere along the way Something goes wrong, breaking your stride
You do your best to shake it off It was a small mistake, you think But your efforts are not enough And soon your day starts to sink
Soon you spot even more problems Things just keep going wrong Feels like they're failure emblems Before too long...
You just stop trying.
Jason Bennett
>not posting natsuki indiscriminately I would've spent more time on it if I didn't need you to know you were a faggot immediately. Natsuki is not at all for lewd and should remain that way.
Parker Brooks
I love her too.
Landon Jenkins
>Post this in a chat where people are talking about the game >in a chat Not a dick, just a faggot like the rest of them posting there.
Elijah Butler
Natsuki would be perfectly fine with lewd, as it's mutual love. She wants you to see her as a woman, not just a cute toy.
John Morgan
I do actually Idk why but being called sweetie or darling or any other kind of thing like that makes my heart go all fluttery and stuff.
William Carter
why does /v/ hate this game so much anons?
Adrian Roberts
I can accept this.
Jaxson Richardson
And i love her forever and ever!
Adrian King
Washed up on the shore yesterday: A jellyfish, a wealth of shells, a little sand
Washed up on the shore today: A strangled fish, a can of beer, a little sand
Washed up on the shore tomorrow: A lack of fish, a mass of filth, a little sand
Ryan Price
Your mother didn't praise you enough growing up.
Jace Evans
/v/ hates everything, don't take it personally
Nathan Perry
But (you) shouldn't be fine with lewd, since Natsuki is a princess and deserves to be treated as such.
Lincoln Martin
does it make your heart go... doki doki? Just fucking kill me now good god
Jonathan Flores
Is there a way to make Yuri want me to see her as a toy?
Jaxon Bailey
Hanging tinsel with Monika! Trying to choose our favorite holiday song (it's Silver Bells) with Monika! Preparing for a white Christmas with Monika!!!
Andrew Flores
She just wants you to see her, user
Oliver Ortiz
I, uh... Noticed! For the quality of the thread, I'd recommend you channel that energy into writing a fic about your favorite Doki! Can you transform lewd into wholesome with a hard enough alchemical reaction? Maybe!
It's alright, there's a reason they're merely suggestions! I appreciate you linking it to the post regardless, so other people can find it easily. I hope things start looking up for you soon, user. If you're feeling down you're always welcome to talk about it in the thread, although depending on the time you may get lower quality replies than usual.
That sounds really sweet, darling~
Jordan Peterson
even princesses need heirs to carry on the line. Little prince and princesses don't come from the stork user.
Mason Butler
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Noah Lee
>holiday song I think you meant to say Christmas song, friend.
I've been on autoplay the whole night, and you ask this when it switched to the same guy I've always posted
Zachary Torres
O-oh gosh Heart status: bubbly and fluttery
Alexander Myers
Wow, now that's a good song. Thanks for the recommendation.
Nolan Gray
I can't eat any more of this garbage. I'm out of alcohol too. I feel like such a failure. I feel so alone.
Isaiah Parker
youtube.com/watch?v=cjVQ36NhbMk On loop for 2 days now I am unironically edgy or something I dunno Maybe I should go watch some RSMVs or something to really complete the experience of my formative years
