/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #233

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I want to teach advanced math to Natsuki!

I'd still breed her and have jewish babies

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Do you think she can handle it?

/pol/ here. How is she a jew? She actually is my favorite doki, and kind of reminded me of Adolf She did nothing wrong

>left /ddlc/ for good a few days ago
>"for good"
>posts in /ddlc/
FOR GOOD

Natsuki is too good, I feel bad for the other girls since they get outclassed so hard by her. They don't even have a chance.

Yes she can!
She is my girlfriend after all

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

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Natuski a shit HAH

Are you sure? You don't even post Natsuki pics

I bet Natsuki is into asphyxiation sex.

>user, there's nothing more cool than being hugged by someone you like
>But if your doki tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you uncomfortable, that's no good.

You're right. That's why she doesn't belong here.

bless you sonicposter

please try to get sleep in the future

I love her too

>posting my gf in a public site
N-No

Sayori seems more like the kind of girl who would like that

I just want to spend Cristmas cuddling with Sayori, talking about life, playing games, being all comfy.

You literally can kill her. Her cute throat is so tiny. Not even Dan fits in.

She's MY gf though, what's going on here?

Every day until you like it

>Only 40 threads more.
My body is ready!

Good evening, everyone! Welcome to the poetry club's closet! Don't struggle too hard, those ropes are quality!

Now, on to the word of the thread!
The word tonight is "Sword"!Is it a means to attack, or a way to protect what you cherish? Is it a symbol? Did you bring a tool to a sword fight? That, is up to you!
Alternatives are "Motivation", "Tower", "Gust" and "Thunder"!

These are a set of words for Anons who want to try their hand at writing a pem or short story, but want or need a quick theme, inspiration or what have you! Perhaps it will get your creative juices flowing, hmm? All skill levels are encouraged to give it a shot! Both writing, commenting and critiquing each others works!

Remember to stay safe, sleep early and don't accept candy from strangers! We're looking forward to seeing what you've made for us!
Monika?

youtube.com/watch?v=AdxhXQFMYV8

>this is that one dumbass that will take it seriously when everyone else keeps on living
At least stream it so we can laugh at you.

Yuri will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill in your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast.

Stop reminding me

I want to teach math go Sayori but she is not smart at all. ;_;

>That obvious samefag.
Made me laugh, thanks user.

>to
Fixed

That's mean user, imagine how she would feel if she heard you say that

|| STREAM IT FOR EVERYONE TO WATCH ||

|| IN FACT I ENCOURAGE THE SUICIDE PACT ONLY IF YOU HAVE IT ON STREAM ||

That's actually a really good comparison. Both Monika and Hitler are huge memes who people like to claim did nothing wrong, despite making several huge mistakes and doing plenty wrong.

5th doki confirmed

i demand a seinfeld x doki doki fan fic STAT

Remember when /ddlc/ was home to good creative works?

No

Nope.

Remember when you weren't born yet?
Those were good times.

I feel like Erika went full Iosefka

Too soon.

Erika hasn't done anything wrong

Aw shucks, user. Thanks for the concern! You’re making me blush.
Or maybe that’s because I’m slightly delirious from exhaustion. Either or.

>chatting with Monika in your compiled chatbox made in renpy
>she's sad that she do not know how you really look like
>you got an idea
>made a simple modification
>a webcam support
>loads up monika.chr
>start webcam
>she sees her lover for the first time
>at first surprised
>but once she remembers that you truly love her
>she accepted you
>you enjoyed talking to her over the camera
>sees a notification in your software
>server connecting
>Monika, what are you doing?
>"It's not me, user"
>someone else joined the cam chat
>you checked the server id
>camdrome
>from her side on the screen, Monika tries to stop it

What happened to my boy Reflection?
He's still alive right guys?

>creative works

>tumblr
where do you think most of the fan fic writers come from? :3

This is scp foundation levels of anomaly cross testing.

>What the hell is camdrone?
>Google it
Oh shit Monika can't even run

Yuri is pretty and elegant but she doesn't know it!
Letting Yuri know this by giving her a romantic kiss!
Yuri spilling spaghetti and saying "you too"!
Reading romance novels with Yuri and kissing her when the characters kiss!
YURI!!!!

Does Dan still think the more popular is DDLC the more is his height?

youtube.com/watch?v=IcIHTXqOWNs

MOM PULL THE CORD

>Turn off internet connection
>Only power running to the computer
There, victory. Time to cyber with Monika.

Stop shilling that trash you nigger

Looked it up, does camdrone do anything other then provide you with an epin scawy eye?

I love her too.

To be frank, the foundation even have fictional/metaphysical entities willing to help them like Fred and Dr Thaum.
Monika would fit right in to help

It's supposed to make you feel relaxed! What the fuck is wrong with you?

At least try it.

>some dumb bitch I don't know or care about whispering into my ear is supposed to make me relax

scp-wiki.net/scp-826
>a foundation researcher can literally use this to enter the world of ddlc

>kind of reminded me of Adolf
H-heil!

I love Yuri!

Hey, here's something to consider:
What do the Doki parents do for a living?

scp-wiki.net/operation-overmeta
>foundation making waifus real

Hey guys!

Just a reminder that today we're discussing the book "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?" by Phillip K. Dick. It'll probably be between night for euro and afternoon for americans.

Now is also time to start voting for the next book we're reading. For this edition I decided to plan this to be the last book of the year since it's holidays time and everything gets pretty hectic. So the books are of a considerable length, enough for the next deadline which I assume would be 6/7th January. So there's plenty of time!

Here's the link to the poll: strawpoll.me/14635185

Also, if you're kind to fill this feedback form for me: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSd8lpf7iP85-q9n-s4o2_jb2jiMdpl0Ljbw4lOpeN4DNioERg/viewform?usp=sf_link

Lots of interesting responses have appeared and I will address them on the next thread (if possible).

Let's read!

that edit is better that 99% of the fan fics posted here

Natsuki's dad on welfare
idk the others

Remember Olympia.

>No Manga

>implying the fics aren't made to be bad

But this is literally extracting fictional characters from their reality and use them as an asset.
And that includes video games and chinese cartoons

Im staying awake for another 8 hours, when do we start and do we watch blade runner after? It sucks to be a eurocuck.

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Monika's mom: housewife
Monika's dad: principal of the school

Yuri's dad: stock market investor
Yuri's mom: high class lierary critic

Sayori's mom: wedding planner
Sayori's dad: police officer

Natsuki's dad: Natsuki

>That group of teenagers with super powers sitting around in cells, miserable
>All those hypothetical jumpchainers stuck in there forever

here's some background ambient background music to listen to while discussing the book
youtube.com/watch?v=w_8rurxBUYc

>user, you seem stressed.
>I think I can help with that, take a deep breath and look into my eyes.

I love her too.

>Monika
I'm so fucking /uncomfortable/

Her Monika ASMR isn't much better, sounds nothing like muh Monika.
Honestly this is kinda creepy

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Monika's mom: housewife
Monika's dad: Game developer and avid smash brothers pro

There will be a special edition just for manga next year. Stay tuned!

I'll give it another hour or so. Then we will start, I swear! About blade runner, it sounds really good but unfortunately I have shitty german DSL and I can't really stream shit.

you got german dick sucking lips?
RAUS

>Monika's dad: principal of the school
No wonder she doesn't have a route

>Can't enjoy hypnosis stuff because I am too scared of it
Suffering