Would anyone else stick their tongue as deep in Sombra's asshole as possible?
I want to fucking marry her and eat crunchwrap supremes with her every goddamn da
Easton Mitchell
Feliz navidad
Adam Adams
>rating decay in one day >queue is over 2 minutes right now
Josiah Campbell
b-but 25 trillion players!
Sebastian Long
There's trees and bodies of water nearby to break the fall. She's still a better crackshot than McCree.
Thomas Price
Tumblr and forums genocide when?
inb4 phoneposers genocide when
Sebastian Robinson
>look up details >still inside of plane >strapped into her seat >seat attached to plane
Wow. It's fucking nothing.
Adrian Jenkins
>shit OP >shit OP
Just kys yourself already.
Aiden Bailey
>-55 even the official forums are sick of that shit
>198967919 >caring this much about the OP
Caleb Thompson
I WANT A PHARAH SKIN NEXT EVENT
Jayden Thomas
You can't survive a airplane fall anyways, you'll be traveling faster than a F1 car and take the whole force of the impact to your body that will most likely liquefy your organs instantly It's already incredible she actually survived that when everyone else in the flight died.
Justin Garcia
>Ana gets 2 more legendaries and an emote
Michael Thomas
>25 gorillion players >get the same guy as winston at the event 4 times >get the same people on QP and deathmatch
William Hill
It's improbable not impossible. The fact that she was still in the plane and strapped into her seat gives her better chances at surviving rather then THROWING A PERSON OUT OF A FUCKING PLANE.
Carson Sanders
>our mercy has the winged victory >spend the entire game trying to catch up so i can get a glimpse of those thighs gosh darnit I should stop being distracted by such things
Nolan Cox
>Pop ult to kill someone >Mercy floats in and rez him Fuck, I got outplayed, Mercy is better than me at the game
Carson King
Why does that guy get so triggered anyway. All OW butts are extremely dissapointing in-game.
Jack Peterson
Malt Liquor is the kino of alcohol, prove me wrong.
Everyone should drink malt liquor. It's 8am on a Saturday, FUCK NORMIES, DRINK MALT LIQUOR. WHATCHU KNOW BOUT THAT?
Tyler Nelson
>It's a "duo queue instalock DPS and one of them who sounds like a 12 year old tells us to pick Mercy" episode Why do I even bother playing on a sunday
Justin James
>All OW butts are extremely dissapointing in-game. Everything in-game is disappointing.
Parker Garcia
>Win the fight >HEROES NEVER DIE >Both tanks are now alive on point with their ultis >Lose
At least if OWL starts gaining ground Blizzard will be forced to do something about her 100% pick rate
Asher Perez
Why give her a skin when Ana can get a second skin next event?
Luke Myers
Haha user can you not kill the tiny hitbox who regens all health in 4 seconds? Oh boy you must be bad hah.
Bentley Thomas
>next event is chinese new year This should be pharah new skin
Liam King
Wait, so if you won the fight how come the Mercy was still alive?
Ayden Rodriguez
The bitch can crawl out of spawn retard
Eli Sanchez
S76's new skin looks so comfortable. Like he's wearing a big, soft high tech sweater. I want to hug him.
Jordan Martinez
>angry tryhard soldier on your team >complains about heals every turn >once we win he spams gg ez >report him for abusive chat
Gavin Lee
How are you taking that long to win a team fight retard?
Brody Campbell
bait
Asher Jackson
You DO have every one of D.V'as items dont you user?
Tyler Ross
>you will never cook eggs for pharah for breakfast
Jacob Butler
would you do mei?
Jace Thomas
Im at this level and every box I open is a 4x duplicate
Jace Perry
>Enemy team has the worst teamcomp in history but you're stuck on Mercy duty so you can't take advantage of it
Samuel Howard
No
Liam Johnson
>ywn hump Pharah during breakfast
Chase Allen
Up the ass
Ayden Hernandez
>Stuck >Doesn't instalock DPS lol have fun staying in silver
Lucas Johnson
not d.va. i have almost all of mei's. i just need a couple of sprays and a voice line.
Jace Lopez
>being on Mercy duty
Adam Flores
why does he look like a babyface twink
Jason Rivera
>start playing this game a few days >healers >half the ultis are press button, one shot everyone >freaking healers in a fps I think the only fun thing is fucking around wall-riding with Lucio
Dylan Brooks
Nope, I don't care about shit i don't want to use like most voicelines and skins.
Connor Davis
Why would Pharah who has a single good skin need more skins when you can give more skins to shit like Ana and Bastion?
Easton Butler
Why was he drawn so badly in that comic? He looked better in Uprising. He's also much more pale. He's as orange as Trump on that page.
Angel Sullivan
he was younger in uprising
Noah Watson
Healing as a whole is way too strong in this game
Adrian Russell
I play to become better at the game, not by inflating my rank as high as possible by picking DPS every game. I already have a 60% winrate playing flex.
David Parker
By only 7 years, and he was going gray there.
Joshua Rogers
>complains about healers when his favorite character is a healer huh?
Ian Scott
You meant to say "who does not have a single good skin"
Easton Roberts
post luciomains pic
Jordan Jenkins
Wrong
Jayden Morales
>I play to become better at the game >by playing Mercy>being on Mercy duty, who's play style doesn't translate to anything else
Mason Harris
>named Rime >instead of Hack Frost
O N E J O B
Andrew Morales
This skin's golden gun is the nicest looking golden in the game
James Gutierrez
...
Xavier Sullivan
Right, because instalocking DPS every game will make me better at the game instead of actually flexing?
Michael Evans
>Hacking hologram isn't little snowflakes
lazy kikes
Levi Nelson
But you're the one in the wrong here.
Jaxon Sanders
Notice how I said "Mercy" and not "healer" you healslut in denial.
Jaxon Martin
instalocking DPS will make you better you delusional flexcuck, keep filling for plat shitters and see how that works out, idiot
Cameron Powell
it wont make you a boosted support cuck, thats for sure
Oliver Anderson
>15 loss streak
Landon Harris
>play tanks and mercy, get from gold to GM on my friends acc >the game is the same at that level except people are better at their roles
play whatever the fuck you want at all levels, doesn't make a difference