/fgoalter/ - Fate/Grand Order NA General

I really need new gems...

WASHI JA!

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My favorite femgil pic

The old man

Stop slandering my waifu

Anime characters older than 20 belong in a retirement home.

No, but I would murder him for free.
>sora yotto
>yare yare da

You look like Abishag!

The meme became real after she was selected as a suitable vessel by a goddess of prostitution.

>implying Tohsaka does not slander herself with her old men pleasing antics

I want to feed her grapes while she use my lap as pillow.

Rin is a pure christian girl with a pure christian heart!

If this is the ideal Greek female body, what will Adonis look like?

I SAID STOP IT

my goddess!

How do you even tell the difference between Euryale and Stheno? They're both smug midgets with purple hair.

I love Merlin!

fuck off tranny

You don't and there's no need to.

Maybe, but since it doesn't really translate to IRL gayness in my case I don't see the problem. Japan might have introduced me to cute boys, but those are all the boys I actually like so it's OK.

stheno has the longer dress
euryale has flowers on her headband
I think their jewelry is also different but those two are usually enough

Stheno = smug and more mature
Euryale = tsundere and a bit more childish
Other than that Stheno wears a lewder outfit.

>he doesn't know how to tell them apart by studying the patterns behind them

Will we ever get his jackass brother as an Archer Servant?

They are slutty in different ways
I can usually tell them apart, but that said I did upload some Euryale pictures to boorus recently and mistakenly tagged them as Stheno, so even I am guilty of this.

this

I want my cute 3 star boy damnit, hurry up seamonkeys.

when will we get a nice, loving doujin with stheno/euryale

Euryale isn't tsundere. She honestly wants to see (you) suffer and painfully die.

>heart buttplug

Well that's lewd.

Delete this picture of my wife right now

I know who's getting my grails next now.

God hates witches.

exhentai.org/g/1029404/a49054f4de/
Here

Why do Stheno and Euryale hate humans so much? Is it because they killed Medusa?
Still one of my favorites.

She's dying first because she's my servant and has to defend me.

You don't need to tell them apart when you're sending them to the same place.

>burning euryale
user...

I have no room on my team for bullies.

>250k more
Well, maybe in this year I will get 10/10/10 bond 10 servant

>why do these female goddesses hate the humans that wanted to rape them for several years and continously assaulted their island, turning their sister into a bloodthirsty abomination that ended up devouring them
For reference they hate human men far more than human women

Good, because I want her to bully ME

>no one will possess Issei
>he will never become a Counter Guardian in any timeline
>he will be bros with you and Emiya as ou save the world together
>his friendship with Redman Lilly will be as beautiful and fleeting as a single snowflake

This is Santera
She will bring you good gifts and peaceful civilization
But ONLY if you post "Mee~"

Why are they these two so arousing to my dick?

>Issei getting involved with magic bullshit
user please, not even Shinji wanted to do anything to that pure boy.

Mee~

I want to FUCK Gilko!

Good shit my nigga

It's probably just her first impression.

Mee~

I could somewhat understand Medusa, but why would Eurayle and Stheno be Chaotic Good while someone like Drake is Chaotic Evil?
Was fucking over spics really that bad?

I don't even have a single Bond level 6 on any Servant

It's not our fault it became canon, you silly user. You're the one who needs to realize you're getting a waifu that is used goods.

N E W
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Gods can't be evil

Wow, I'm well known enough in these threads for people to know I'm trans? Sweet!

>Mo's pained screams
God damn, that was not very enjoyable to listen to

I started when FGO NA launched though. It baffles me how anyone could have bond level 10 at this point.

kill yourself degenerate

kys

Why are they so shit when their little sister is good?

>pooping
>decide to do a 3 Quartz summon on the off-chance I get Medea Lily
>archer
>gold
>aw yeah time to increase Emiya's NP again
>NOPE, ORION

Whose Orion did I steal, and when did I get this EX rank Luck. This is my second 5* this week, plus not only did I finally get my COOL boy this week but I got him to NP 5. He came home HARD.

How am I doing so far?

>not having at least a bond level 9 heracles

So why exactly does Waver use a copy of Homer’s Odyssey as a tome in his third skin?

>meduseless
>good

More like you don't play the game at all.
I stated a week late and have my Herc on halfway through 8 and my Gil at 9.

what's the next event I should save my FP for?

You always tell everyone how much of a trans you are, at least beditranny will only show up once in a while.

>vampirism doesn't heal Vlad or cast charm on the enemy
>the one thing it does do isn't listed at all
Why?

>Euryale
>Shit
He doesn't know, lads.

I only play during events and have done the story. I finished Okeanos last week.
Do you guys like do every daily or what?

Sorry for being confusing I didn't mean that in a gameplay kind of way.

I started two months late and even I have him half way through 7

>I only play during events

Maybe in seven years or so!

I guess? I probably shouldn't be as open about it as I am or else people will just tell me to kill myself.

Fucking same, IT'S NOT FAIR

>hurr durr a niche, counter servant is good in Camelot and never again
really made me think user

Wow, Intern-kun accidently leaked translation of new Vlad skill

Getting excited to drop some quartz for Franfran in a couple of days.

I have this feeling I'm gonna get Mordred when the last thing I need is another saber

Fluffy Servant

>he doesn't keep his AP constantly regenerating

No. I only do the 30-40 ones since I'm always need of exp cards and mana prisms, plus more QP is always good to have.

>summon Servant you have as your favorite
>they end up bullying you for being over 20 and a virgin
How would you solve this?

Well Herc can solo some stuff so even if all you have are sabers I guess you're OK

My personal theory is that it did suck HP in the past with a chance to charm, but they changed it when they realized they didn't want skills affecting enemies' HP directly. Once changed from HP drain to NP drain, it made sense to decrease enemy charge too, and at this point a charm too would probably have been too OP

Same merlinifag! I hope things are going okay for you transition wise.

Then you just have shit taste
After all, This is what men truly desire

Euryale is a really good archer though, she will always deal 1200% arts damage + reduce enemy damage regardless of gender.