I want to bury my body in the Space Elevator's sexy little Counterweights.
Robert Allen
looks better too
Justin Ross
>Slowly learning the game with some friends >They have me playing as Mute and Hibana and direct me where to drop my mute charges >Getting at least 1 or 2 kills per match now >Even if I don't directly kill someone I contribute by either making a hole in some area as directed or make call-outs based off shit getting jammed
Fun game. My aim is absolute shit though.
Austin Peterson
HOLY FUCK UBISHIT GIVE ME MY DEFENSIVE SHIELD OP ALREADY REEEEEEEE
Brayden Richardson
not ever since they buffed the recoil on the c8
Christopher Flores
Make sure no drone sees you, pick a spawn location, break a window, if they spawn there try to get a pick and if you don’t get one in like 3 seconds run the fuck away
Colton Williams
you climb to the peak of their spawn.
Benjamin Anderson
I want Dokkaebi to stalk me across every map while I panic, scream, and miserably fail to reset my phone!
Liam Hughes
First for nerf Ela.
Jaxon Rivera
I've started leaving before round losses, really done wonders for my win rate
Logan Morgan
shes fine fuck off
Leo Nelson
>Waifufags still think Ela is fine.
Jace Roberts
>not posting the original
Luke Baker
She is fine. Stop being bad at the game.
Carson Carter
not an argument incel
Benjamin Myers
Ela's literally fucking hitler >another 3 speed lol >giant fucking mag >3 concussion grenades that she can place all over the map and make huge ass noises and just recently got a buff to concuss people for longer
Justin Sanchez
need to nerf the scorpion dramatically so its not the best gun in the game but more like jager's ar, powerful but kicks hard and hard to manage with not such a fuck off high firerate. she can keep her 3 speed and anti-fun gadget but she shouldnt be allowed such a good gun as well.
Jayden Morris
remove ela
Jaxson Nelson
same i got 100% winrate over 250 games and im diamond btw
Luke Smith
Oh, I guess it's me being bad that I can't counter a 50 round SMG with 1080 RPM and a meme gadget that is objectively better than every trap in the game Not an argument SJW
Dominic Price
>ela is literally political figure i dont think hitler was particularly fast, used concussion grenades and had a gun with a 50 bullet magazine. try again
Jack Scott
>Still no Mateba 2006m >Still no mullet operator
Luis Edwards
ubi should give impact grenades to attackers
Dominic Jones
your shitter is showing, incel.
Brody Thompson
>non-aesthetic shit doesn't get put into the game Good
Wyatt Kelly
yes it does
Jace Sanchez
If you think either of those aren't aesthetic you must be an elafag
Andrew Lewis
>>non-aesthetic shit doesn't get put into the game >hibana, dokkaebi and ela exist
Julian Robinson
>muh extremes
Christian Rodriguez
>i dont think hitler was particularly fast You know what blitzkrieg means? >used concussion grenades he used worse shit on jews >and had a gun with a 50 bullet magazine MG-42 has larger mag
William Wright
>dokkibae >not aesthetic What did he mean by this
Ryder Clark
What’s with Koreans and white hair dye?
Is it a coincidence?
Daniel Stewart
>get hit by ela mine >go back into the room you came from woah nerf this shit ubi
Henry Thompson
Not that it bothers me but, would special operatives really wear clothing like the one Ela and Dokki whatever uses?
Chase Bailey
It’s cute
Ian Nguyen
>she hears this go off and sees it triggered >chases you down >kills you with giant mag
David Powell
>give Ying an smg with a 50 round mag >reduce Ela's mag size to 30 rounds >give lesion a crisp high five
Blood orchid fixed
Connor Reyes
Add to that dying Ela's hair back to blonde and we're good to go.
Logan Wood
>yfw alpha pack at
William Davis
>defending plane >they have glaz what do you do against him on this map?
Jaxon Brooks
throw smokes so he cant see u
Carter Anderson
use smokes and peek him
Angel Moore
if you throw smokes at glaz he dies
Luke Foster
>Eye >Smokes I haven't played since anime ctu update but did his smoke x-ray got removed or are you bulling this poor Satania poster?
Jordan Clark
...
Matthew Ward
I don't see how it's that far from the GSG9 gear.
Dokkaebi wears proper-looking military gear except for the hat, but it offers the same protection as, say, wearing just a balaclava like Twitch.
Bentley Rogers
>try to walk back into the room you came from with sprinting disabled and 30% reduced movement speed and get gunned down by the 3-speed who heard the mine go off
Brody Cooper
daily reminder that waifufags are trash and need to be purged
Henry Miller
Are those mines immune to fookin's emp?
Julian Cox
I know. Why do you think she’s my main in Xrd?
Isaac Harris
>make Grizmot just like Smoke's Babes
Oh look I fixed her
Tyler Robinson
thankfully not
Thomas Hernandez
But the GSG9 wears pretty bog standard real gear, flak jackets/ballistic vest and the big helmets, it's just that in the context of GSG9 they've been called while getting a coffee in the morning and popped the trunk and drove to the scene. Ela just straight up refuses to wear anything close to military mode gear, instead using a hand me down jacket, some polish poor people boots, and her backpack from art college.
Grayson Flores
So literal concussion grenades. That's no fun.
How about subtle noise like Nitros?
Connor Cruz
>yfw no pack past 50%
Nicholas Martin
kys
Michael Ortiz
win a game
Jack Russell
>Ela mines arent above doors/windows 99% of the time in the universe i live in >in this universe the Ela also waits near the trap and pops out when it goes off not even gold Ela's do what you just described. sorry lad but this is clearly a l2p issue, become proficient.
Grayson Rivera
>there are people who like dorkkaebi man...
Chase Richardson
Nope not even kidding they removed the xray vision you can now throw smokes at him
Christian Adams
>echo has a balanced gadget that is useful and strong if playing with proper teamwork and callouts, but can be countered by hunting the drone or even just outplaying echo and/or his team while you're stunned >ela has mines that are also grenades that have a huge trigger radius that remove your ability to play the game
Tyler Murphy
>On game win
Zachary Powell
And you need to be purged of the gays
Julian Cox
Ela mains are the devil. whenever I play rook I break armor before she can get it/wait to put it down until she leaves. I report all elas for toxic behavior too.
Sebastian Reyes
L A D S
Adrian Hall
why is he 8 foot tall
Brandon Jackson
I think this kind of a drastic fix is needed because right now having huge areas covered for free with the best disable in game is fairly broken.
Also subtle noises doesn't fix shit because simply knowing it's there almost doesn't matter if you can't do anything about it unless you're Twitch or Thatcher AKA the IQ problem.
>Ela can still be a speedy roam fuck >Ela can still have a good gun >but she shouldn't have the most brainless defender gadget too
inb4 b-but non-lethal!
Levi Jenkins
Always knew anchorcucks are autistic.
Ryder Torres
me on the right
Mason Allen
t. peabrain waifunigger
Gabriel Allen
t. spiteful gayboi
Caleb King
t. roaming devil
Jason Torres
durr if ur no waifufag u must be gay hurr
Gabriel Murphy
>"w-waifu" mutters the incel once again, in shock that his lust for cock has been exposed
Jason Adams
Finally. Would be perfect if shots from pings over 100 didnt register though
Ryan Gutierrez
what the fuck is this dirty reddit arg shit
Jaxson Mitchell
Dokka on the left
Ayden Clark
oh look is the mercy main again, taken your autism pills today laddie?
Henry Perez
the hint is in the name, waifuFAG, fag
Brody Gray
...
Luis Myers
>people genuinely think Ela is fine
We should have just kept the Super 90 as it was since it wasn't anywhere near as cancerous as this
Luis Campbell
how do i get the hawaiian shirt for lesion
Anthony Flores
wrong general dickhead, i know you must be confused but once upon a time siege was an actual video game not a shitfu shipping service for thirsty incels to circlejerk about.
Benjamin Johnson
Please give italians Matebas They didnt give chinks weapons the actaully use so paisanos should get meme guns too
Liam Hughes
shh mercy main, come here and stroke my cock.
Jason Taylor
Oh yeah, after looking at it in greater detail she is literally unarmored. My bad.
William Bell
Post your most hated GameMode/Map
>Skyscraper >Bomb
Isaac Reed
>pushing 59%
Jack Lee
>Hostage >Theme Park
Dylan Butler
Only Fuze mains and grenade-happy bronze shitters would hate on Hostage.