/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #275

That's a completely fair point.
But the way I see it, he's dead. It's not like he's going to be making anymore money for us anyway.

Whatever I get from the government, I'm grateful for, and not because I was told to be. It's just a little bit every month but it helps, yknow?

Natsuki is the thinking-man's doki and if you're too much of a brainlet to realize this, you have my sympathies.

...

Can someone please make some wholesome OC with Yuri and Saeko from "Highschool of the Dead" being friends and doing fun activities together?
Pic related is Saeko, if you couldn't tell

That's a nice Yuri

I want to make Yuri feel valued!

t. low test soyboy

That's a nice Hanako

I'm a Sayorifag and I feel the same way.

When will Danlet release the Jap translation? I want the game to catch on over there so we can get more qualiy fanart!

Art/Edit of this with Monika when?

Sayorifag here, Yurifags are really fucking annoying since half of what they do is bullipost about Sayori or Natsuki

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

Any decent Sayori fics i missed?

All dokis Best dokis

I want to kiss Monika's forehead gently!

If Yuri came to your house at 1AM and knocked on your window, would you let her in?

Natsuki is the only choice for pedophiles, pedophile.

True!

Yes

(You)

Yeah, but >we Sayorifags are also among the most sensitive/butthurt when someone says something against her.

If Natsuki is a pedophile choice, then so are the other three.

And i love her forever and ever!!

Nice thread.

>Implying that's not false-flagging.

Hell yeah!

I'm catching up on the DDD fics, was there anything hidden in the Dec 14th BJ fic? I'm not finding it and want to know if I'm blind and stupid.

Hey guys! Just reposting my mostly wholesome Monika green from last night. Hope you like it!

>You're on a date with Monika
>It's Valentine's day, so you've kissed your savings goodbye
>"user, this is sweet, but these prices are ridiculous"
>You shush her worries and tell her to order anything she likes
>When the waiter arrives, you order a steak
>"Could I please get the salmon confit and a bottle of Riesling?"
>You try to hide your surprise
>The waiter hesitates for a moment, giving the pair of you an appraising look
>"Of course, mademoiselle"
>As the waiter walks away, you raise your eyebrows at Monika
>"Well, you did say to order whatever I want. Ahaha~"
>The two of you enjoy your meal, only requiring 2 more bottles of wine throughout
>You tip the waiter with the remainder of your savings
>It's the least you could do, considering how obviously underage you both are

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Stop spamming this every thread ffs.

> Damn I have job tomorrow, come again in weekend.

>198995427
>198995584

Okay, why don't we begin with a bit of discussion about this week's book?

Here are a couple of interesting questions:
>Did you like the book? Why or why not?
>Do you think everything Deckard did was justified?
>How do you see the world Deckard and company was living like? Better? Worse?
>Who was your favorite character?
>And who was your least favorite?
>Did Androids deserve the sort of treatment they've got?
>Would you be a better person, or at least happier, if you could set your moods each day?
>If you could set your doki's mood every day, which ones would you use? Hard mode: any form of lust only 20 minutes per day
>If you were to have only one real animal following the book's logic, which one would you buy and why?
>Can Androids really consent? Was Rick having sex with Rachael rape?

Don't forget to vote on the next book! strawpoll.me/14635185

>Every other post about Sayori is a "ebin hanging joke"
>People pretend to be surprised when occasionally someone gets fed up with it.
Ebin my man.
Of course Sayori is going to have the most butthurt in her following, she easily gets shit on the most of all the dokis.

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>implying that it doesn't happen every to every other thread
look in #232, there's a Yurifag who wrote about bashing Sayori's head in with a hammer, rubbing the chunks in Yuri's hair, and making out over the corpse.

>Yuri shows Saeko her knife collection
>Saeko scoffs, shows off her katana
>Yuri immediately infatuated
>Begins to collect katanas instead
Yuri!

>Naturally, you walk Monika home
>You put your arm around her shoulders
>She puts hers around your waist
>Even with each other's support, you stumble pretty frequently
>Still, the trip flies by
>At the door to her building, she asks you up for a cup of coffee
>Giggling all the while
>In your own drunken state, you don't really connect the dots
>You do like coffee, though
>Once you're upstairs, she guides you to the couch
>"I'll go, umm, make some coffee"
>She leaves the room
>You promptly doze off
>...
>"user?"
>You open your eyes to find Monika in a black nightie
>She sways considerably as she approaches you
>"I hope you like your coffee..."
>She giggles
>"black! Ahaha~"
>She straddles you as your adrenaline mixes with the alcohol
>Lil' user is at attention
>Well, halfway there
>She grinds against you as the two of you deeply, sloppily kiss
>You break the kiss, going down to Monika's long, pale neck
>She rests her head against your shoulder, enjoying your ministrations
>...
>She's not being very responsive
>snore.wav
>Oh
>Well
>You've got 120 pounds of dead weight on your lap and a half-chub
>After a fleeting feeling of disappointment, you take the path of least resistance
>You'll feel better after you get some sleep anyway
>Maybe you can pick up where you left off in the morning
>Hangovers can't be that bad

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pastebin.com/u/Monikafag69

>Doki Doki Literature Club! #275

Necroanon if you are here then I just want you to know I thought about you very much last night.

And the thought that you could be lurking here and reading my message turns me on.

Mmmm... continue.

Free for him..

So is Monika finally realizing the Player is making them suffer?

Good work btw, I'm always looking forward to read it everyday

It's too hard to cut yourself with a katana unless you're outright disemboweling yourself

monikafag, I love your writing style. It's wholesome without being diabetic, and it makes it seem a little more "real".

Looks like he's ready to check 'em.

What about shock collar user

I love her too.

>Walk into Literature club
>GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG

Ready to check what?

I just realized OP is a major retard. Holy fuck I'm slow.

Double 7s

what could possibly go wrong?

Woah woah woah how'd we skip from #233 to #275?

Was it to avoid the 273 suicide pact?

nigga it's supposed to be thread #234, OP's just on the next tier of autism

POP POP

THAT'S THE SOUND OF THE HOUND IN THE POUND NO GROUNDS

SELL MY DOPE ROPE SMOKIN OUT WITH THE POPE EASY

POP POP

GOT MY GAT ON THE MAT WITH A SACK OF FAT RATS POP POP

Wow I love your stories user! This guy hit the nail right on the head , you're wholesome content while getting a little naughty is a huge part of why you're so great. Keep it up!

Monika but she listens to Sonic OSTs all day
youtube.com/watch?v=TF4oUJcTfVI
this just came on shuffle and it's so good

guys stop voting for "all quiet on the western front" reeeeeeee hemingway is so fucking boring

> Monika lets player bite the dust 2 times

>Doki Doki Trap House

Thanks guys! I'm really glad you enjoyed it. I don't get a lot of comments on my "style", so that was interesting to hear.

Pardon?

Yea OP, what the fuck? We are working our way up, just don't skip all the way up to thread #275 like that.

but they're traps

my new wallpaper you delightful nigger

Fuck off

Monika but she listens to this on loop when she's trying to mess with the game
youtube.com/watch?v=XKjOJuPjiu4

>all quiet on the western front
>hemingway
You could have at least googled who Erich Maria Remarque was before posting.

youtube.com/watch?v=4LfJnj66HVQ
SPEND 10 RACKS ON A NEW CHAIN

MY BIH LOVE DO COCAINE

YUH

tfw almost unironically fw pump

What is Monika's stand,「Mambo No.5」or「Your Reality」?

>996696
>that name
I think I love you even though you're an ironic namefag

I'd swear someone was ramping up my depression to get me out of the way if it wasn't for the fact there's no-one even vaguely taking an interest in me romantically.

bruh no shame that mixtape was fireeeeee

holy shit lmao

was thinking of "the sun also rises" for some reason

「Code Silver」

Monika - Bobby Shmurda
Yuri - Big Shaq
Natsuki - Lil Pump
Sayori - XXXTentacion

You're not even a double nigger for that mixup, you're a triple nigger

I unironically fuck with this cover of it
youtube.com/watch?v=dFhky0BoPKI

I love her too.

i love you too

RIP X though

How does it feel to have IQ's lower than 70? Ignorance and retardation are bliss, I suppose.

I lost my shit when I heard he's going back to jail

Try and keep things calm, alright? I don't want to hijack another thread.

What kind of music do you think Yuri would listen to? I imagine it would be something dark, but not soulless. Maybe neo-classical?

Good afternoon, everyone~ Doing well, I trust?
It's time for some poetry!

Word of the thread is "disgrace"!
Alternatives are 'dress' and 'path'.

If you want to write a poem, this is a perfect opportunity for it! You can write anything you want in any style you want! All you need to do is try to use one of these words as your inspiration or topic or whatever you'd like!.
Well, I guess you don't have to but it would be great if you did! I'd really appreciate it!
I hope you all have fun, everyone!

Thank you for the song, ahaha...
And to the one that asked for feedback from me, I'll get to it shortly. Apologies for it taking so long.
Monika!

i started listening to lil pump ironically a month or so ago and now i support him on patreon. dont be afraid to give things new things a chance bros.

Which doki is the most fapped to?

Natsuki b/c lolicons or Yuri b/c LARGE BREASTS

Monika

You are a goddamn lost soul, you know that?