League of Legends General /lolg/

Swainfags gone insane edition.


Eyosongive.us

#KillingIt

xth for my wife Syndra

shoutouts to that zyra and shit jhin
got my ass kicked by morde

xth for Drawfriends, the bone of this general.

>uses mastery rank as a way to show he is good at the game
>doesnt mention his current elo
typical poppy fag

it was emphasizing the time spent, still pretty bad

xth for namefags, the bonecancer

I am trying out malphite

Can an ADCmain please explain to me why exactly Lucian is so bad right now?
I've wanted to get into him for the longest time since I always liked his design, but right now his winrates are extremely low.

Rude.

but thats even worse because you see shitter yasuo players who have max mastery and they fed enough games to eventually be lucky enough to win a few and actually hit the requirement for mastery

>tfw no qt petite gf

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Xth for Tahm Kench is my musky husband! One day I'll be able to handle his full weight on my face

Thank you for posting this

>Namefag lusting after BBC

Lul

I am so fucking stoked for Irelia

Are you rock solid yet?

xth for leagues biggest and best bust!

I would watch and bully her about her traumatic experience
Would you help her?

Why must we bicker about which titty monster has the biggest titties? Why can't we all just enjoy some nice titties

>When you're first pick and pick an assassin jungler like Quinn or shaco
>"Alright guys I'm a squishy jungler so just remember that when you pick your champs"
>Support picks vel koz
>Top picks gangplank
>"Haha well there's still like galio and Vlad mid we could get SOME frontli-"
>Mid laner picks Zed

Fuck this "if I don't play a tank nobody will" bullshit. I'm in plat too. You'd think niggas would learn/care.

low range non comet abuser in poke meta with no MR when burst mages r popular

shiv is good again since noone has MR
I got shiv into essence reaver most games

most of these matchups are unplayable so watch out
autododge if they pick teemo

Why do people think Zoe is OP? If you're not awful at dodging skill shots she's a free kill.

I guess Faker's just bad at this game.

her damage and CC r broken as shit
cant dodge cc when she ults in ur face

oddly enough the whole summoner thing seems to be the most balanced and fair part of her kit

which champion has the most cute potential

magical yordle cuteness excluded

Hitboxes are inconsistent and sometimes fucking massive. It feels even worse than Thresh and Blitz hooks with how it magnets. Also her CD is pretty low for that much damage.

range is bad, nerfed to all hell because of retards incapable of not getting by the nerfed q range and then all ined, and pta is significantly worse than fervor

LCK teams and challenger Koreans are famous for their bad positioning, luckily our silver surfer from /lolg/ has mastered this skill to perfection

lol funny video :)))

They should just turn him into a jungler.

anyone else hate their job and their adult life

Are Vi and Caitlyn the best Canon couple?

xth for Cute Ashe

I wish my nights werent that cold

>he has a job
heh wagie

Tfw he will never claim my ass like that

Of course I would.
If she gets eaten by Tahm, then there would be no Lulu to bully.

she noticed a lot of rockets in her life

yeah welcom 2life kid
its shit and then u die

xth for my wife Soraka

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yeah, uh, everyone.

I dont see how anyone could enjoy it

It's obvious that Caitlyn needs buffs to gameplay but did you consider that she needs buffs to her lore as well. She should be a more important figure in Piltover. Like she was before the introduction of Vi

Make Caitlyn great again

No because it's not canon. It's fanfiction

>play Taric like a normal human
>use my ult like a normal player in a teamfight
>preventing my mouth breathing teammates from death and win the 5v5
>get 3 hearts at the victory screen
Supports and healsluts literally play this game on easy mode

Why would Ekko get a silly tattoo like that? He'll never find employment.

Noone wants caitlyn back my nigga

Hey /lolg/ don't forget to be like Santa Baron and buy lots of skins to gift to your friends

Don't be selfish!

>not picking Jarvan
>not picking Kha'zix
>not picking Xin
>not picking Evelynn
>not picking Warwick
>not picking Shyvana

nigger what are you doing?

>29 (TWENTY NINE) days since server transfers are supposed to be enabled and NOTHING


RIOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTT!!!

>being this delusional
Keep crying
Vi is probably with Caitlyn on bed right making out

this song wouldve been great if it was about funny stuff instead of shilling, loved the art and voice though tbqhwyf

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are you the idiot that transfered to lan to get the shitty borde and now its stucked as a cuban on mexico !?

lmao

Eh my job is pretty good actually, and my adult life consists of playing games and using substances which I enjoy so I guess I'm alright with it all.

Yes but I love my bf so its worth living

graves buffs soon?

I've never met a Zoe that I couldn't out-harass. You have to put yourself in the mindset of the enemy. Think of where they'd want you to be to land their skill shots on you. Her sleep ability is annoying as fuck for how long it lasts but if you can dodge that she can't do much else to you.

>tfw you just want to split push but you can't because your team is somehow even worse than you and can't keep the enemy team busy

No, I'm the SUPER smart guy that transferred to LAN for ez dia border so I wouldn't have to grind the games on NA and now was FUCKED UP by Riot's incompetence and is now suffering the jajaja trolling.

whenever i see haruhi i instantly think of rape
man her rule34 is great

No, I love my job. I just wish I got more money out of it.

>implying they aren't doing that while on duty because they can't wait to go home

>transferring for a DIAMOND BORDER
LMAO. How fucking brainlet are you? I would understand if you wanted a free challenger border but diamond? holy shit that is pathetic lmao

should get another rework desu

>split-push
>enemy team sends 2 players after you
>don't die immediately and stall them for a bit
>your 4 (four) other teammates die to their 3 (three)
Tell me it's okay to just alt+f4 at that point.

Is Ivern worth playing or is he just a memed mini-game champion?

I really like his Candy King skin

Shyvana's design should have given her wings and a tail in human form. It's really unsightly to look at a monstergirl that could be a girl in a costume.

How's it going, cold aside?

Yeah you may laugh now but soon enough I'll be back in NA showing off my dia border and you'll be sucking your thumbs with your shitty silver one.

how do i get out of 0 lp b V

>silver
try again jose, even I can get diamond

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yes

>tfw you lost to this

Kled is the cutest boy!
The cutest top laner!
The cutest yordle!
The cutest husband!

I would be fine if we just knew if she actually has horns or not.
Though a tail would also be pretty cool.

>I've never met a Zoe that I couldn't out-harass.
silver must b nice but in real games zoe is supreme cancer even from behind mainly because of E and its completely fuck all retarded CD refund on hit

Because her E is massive bullshit

>slow
>and then a stun
>magic damage on hit
>true damage on follow up hit
>gains range passing through terrain
>if you miss it it turns into a trap that's larger than the original skillshot hitbox
>half the clease/CC removal abilities in the game don't remove it
>all on one button and a pretty low CD that drops even lower if you land it.

I honestly think that the champ could be reworked to a very healthy niche support but her release design is the worst I've seen for as long as I've been playing League. It doesn't follow any of the rules of how shit in this game has worked for every other champion before her. CertainlyT needs a noose, and soon.

The only good news is that LCK/LPL play will probably get her gutted after her W fucks up a few lanes.

Malcolm is fine. The problem right now is that shit like Kha and Xin are so broken that Graves can't get into the top tier of jungle picks.

How is my bara folder supposed to grow if you always post the same picture of Graves?

>All those names
Wew

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Reaver Draven, or whatever that skin's called.

By asking me instead

on my team: project yasuo

post a picture of graves getting impregnated haha

No

eve looks so cool in game
pity i suck as her and have to play braindead shyvana or kindred or vi instead

hes unbearably shit right now.

>kindred
>braindead
wat

Lots of people like Caitlyn

Poor champ needs a mini-rework like Azir. Because like Azir, he's either OP or complete trash.

Shame, because his kit and playstyle is genuinely fun.

I want a bf ;_;

only caitlyn players

enemy team:
riot or that plague doctor singed
sanguine garen

my team:
arclight vayne
acolyte lee sin

will EE carry this?

Razors looking big..

lucian buffs when

No proof means it's just fanfiction. Caitlyn is expressly heterosexual