/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #200

>thread number
Welp. Anyways...
Sonic Sez: post the cutest Dokis you have! Preferably Sayori, but beggars can’t be choosers.

And to the HOOLIGAN who stole and slightly modified my shitty Knuckles haiku a couple threads back: Hey man I put some effort into that have some respect for the art form.

Every day I imagine a future where OP isn't a massive faggot who doesn't number threads correctly.

I used to wonder how /ksg/ lost track of their thread numbers, but I completely understand now.

Lies! This bread is clearly old and stale.

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where the FUCK is monikanon?

oh, nevermind. hello!

>200

Good luck! You can do it!

>tfw you post a fic in the last 20 posts
12 Days of Dokimas day 3 is up! Even if it's late!
Here's Building a Snowman with Sayori: pastebin.com/CMh9T0Y3

I'm going to take requests for day 4 right now so I can also write that tonight. Try to make them Natsuki requests because I want each girl to get 3 fics over the course of the 12 days.

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

beautiful blue eyes

Making a gingerbread house with natsuki

SaYuri killed herself after a confession of love, but how?

And thank YOU, user.

Thanks user
You are our hero in this chaos

It's actually 236. You're just making the confusion worse.

Yuri!

THIS IS /WFG/ THREAD NOW

Alright here's my wholesome Christmas Sayori fic guys! I hope you all enjoy it!

pastebin.com/w6eWEXEb

>I'm going to take requests for day 4 right now so I can also write that tonight.
Natsuki thinks her recipe for hot chocolate is better than yours!
You disagree!
You put it to a bet!
You promise to bring a mug of delicious cocoa to school the next day so you can swap after class and test each other's recipe!
No bodily fluids or other gross substances have been illicitly added to the drinks!
Natsuki!

>Just move your hand, cut the way into his heart

Is Graham a Sayori man?!

cum in it

Is that including or excluding the two 159 threads that never got corrected?

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The counting is one of the worst parts of this general.

Why does she sit like that?

Hung with razorwire whilst jamming a length of rope through her abdomen

Natsuki and user going on a date to a restaurant and user asking if she wants to spend the night after it starts snowing to hard to go home as they cuddle

I love and accept all aspects of Yuri, both positive and negative. Additionally, all dokis are great and deserving of love.

Thread theme!
youtube.com/watch?v=hDOWyfOow2g

>tfw no cute yuri trap gf to read and _hug

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>Monika will never spring forth from your computer screen into reality
>You will never be the first person Monika gets to touch
>You will never listen to Monika play piano for you

Sigh.

This is a literature club not a maths club.

she's a death note fan

Maybe her butt hurts.

GOD DAMMIT

>ywn warm up with a Sayori burrito while you pat her exposed head

Monika, but she's a tattoo that you got while drunk, which was applied using questionable ink with hallucinogenic properties, causing her voice to manifest in your head.

user! Thanks for posting and doing the request, loved it. Can't wait to read the next one.

Delete this post, my heart can't take it!

Im basing this off the last 3 threads, so probably.



as far as i can tell this is 235

From what?

Should I play To the moon? I know it's not a VN but I want more feels.

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This is utterly adorable, man. I needed this, thanks

It's a good game. I also heard a second part came out for it.

>ywn remind sayori about her belongings before she forgets them somewhere
>ywn take care of sayori when she's sick
>ywn buy sayori a bigger uniform and button it up for her when she leaves it undone
>ywn care for sayori

i want to be dead

Sure, definitely worth your time.

I feel like this is the plot to an X-files episode but I can't be certain

I love you all.

>that pic
Dare I ask for context?

>Spoiler
I believe in you, Monikanon! Just be careful about the holiday blues, alright?

Once I saw a pair of emeralds,
And I did not know what they herald.

From them I felt a soothing breeze,
That swept away my burdens, left me at ease.
The warmth ate me up, like a painless disease,
Swept me away into endless verdant seas.

And it was without much shock,
Behind me echoed the click of a lock.
For her wiles have lead me to be captured,
But to me she is my rapture.

I am hers and she is mine,
At this point, who needs reason or rhyme?
I'm sated.

>Disease
How appropriate, urgh. I also noticed no song of the thread?

youtube.com/watch?v=RtuTql-xK4Y

Monika is actually a horrible demon that is playing with our emotions to gain more power and influence over our world. She can only claw her way into our world through the power of worship and prayer.

Did we go back in time

that show has best gundere

Sayori!

Why has OP been such a fag the last few threads? We are definitely not on thread # 200. What thread # are we even on anymore? Why is /ddlc/ in shambles?

Youtube and Doki Quest.

I like these all so much I'm going to say fuck it and combine them into one! I'll try to get it done tonight!
Thanks user, my favorite part of these is seeing the person who requested it happy. Merry Christmas!

Some fag who thinks his furryfu started the world war

See

Well you know the starting cause for WW1, that's what that scene is. So if I were to guess what that picture is, it's basically saying that the existence of furfags is on the same level as starting WW1, which started WW2, which started the Cold War.

Hey man glad you enjoyed it! Would have uploaded earlier but got home late and had to wait for this thread.
I'll never tell!

See

What if your doki friendzoned you for a Chad after they got to the real world?

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Furries did WW1

I would probably go berserk and kill myself.

Like, I'm not even joking. A heartbeak like that would absolutely crush me.

>Started WW2
>Saved the jews
>Jews created furfags via jewry
>Furfags start WWI

so furries are time travelers

see

They wont. Unless your the cuck poster.

>Getting home from school and checking your bag!
>There's a small badly wrapped cardboard box in it!
>You tear the wrapping off and open the box!
>It's a polaroid picture of you and Sayori!
>You recognize it from a few years before!
>You had bought Sayori a polaroid camera for Christmas!
>It was the first picture she took with it!
>At the bottom there is a heart drawn in pen along with some text that's scribbled out!
>Under the scribbles, you can faintly read the text!
>"I love you!"
>Sayori!

Pretty early to be posting euro cuck.

Damn dude that was extremely adorable, nice work

I'm not the cuck poster, desu I couldn't pick him out of the anons, but seriously the only reason Monika at least loves us is because we're the only humans she's interacted with

Natsuki and user at a tree-lighting ceremony! Huddling together under the same blanket is slightly awkward because of the height difference!

Natsuki and user eating at a cheap diner because they couldn't get into the better restaurants with all the ridiculous lines, reservations, and waiting times! (But she doesn't mind, as long as user is with her!)

user letting Natsuki spend the night at his house on Christmas Eve, because he knows about her troubled home life and wants her holiday to be a good one! Surprising her by leaving her a present under the tree, and even hanging a stocking with her name on it! She's so happy she cries!

Natsuki needing a bottle of brandy so she can follow a special Christmas recipe! Natsuki and user going on a little heist through the liquor cabinet, hoping user's parents don't catch them!

Wholesome Christmas fun with Natsuki! I haven't been so excited for anything in several years! I think I need psychiatric help!

>Have always avoided yandere like the plague and never cared for yandere girls
>Play DDLC
>Instantly fall for Yuri, even after the crazy is revealed I still think she's best girl
Yuri!

Man, this one was really good. Do you have any other fics in mind?

This is probably because she is the worst example of Yandere that I can think of.

I know it's really fucked up, but I think discovering she was a cutter made me fall in love with her. It's not like I'm into it, but I just really wanted to reach out and save her.

>eurocuck
what did he mean by this?

Reminder.

This desu. Im a Yurifag but she doesnt really fit the Yandere archetype completely. While she did shittalk the other dokis in act 2 she never killed anyone for MC besides herself

Sounds like a cuck poster to me my man.

Plus I ain't worried, I have a good job, work out, and live free. Then again, you may just be a no body so I can see why you would worry. Maybe you should better yourself for your Doki instead of wallowing in depression and self pity.

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Don't forget to improve yourself every day, user! You never know when your doki will spring to life!

Euro's hours are filled with cuck posting.