*blocks your path*

Hoho! It seems like thee has verily misjudged this situation,
as ye can see it is the year of our Lord 1701 and I shalt not tolerate such foul misbehavings any longer. En garde!

>level 89
>full rune
you're not even trying m8

God that so 1640's grandad. I'll bet your wig is dark coloured, too.

*unsheathes compass and magnifying glass*
You've messed with the wrong Royal Academic. Dixon, dispose of this Frenchman.

PLAGUE-RIDDEN RAT!

Wait a second...

>checks calendar
>realize it's the middle ages
>remember that highwaymen are nothing more than modern day historians revisionist cultural marxist lies to trick the modern day population into believing life has always been as shitty and dangerous as it is now
>fictitious made up villain dissapears into nothingness from whence it came
>continue along path, dancing and playing the flute

IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!

YOU'RE NOT WANTED 'ERE

THIS TOWN'S FINISHED

thanks british children's tv shows
youtube.com/watch?v=WYU-vSh7ORA

SUPERFLUOUS COMMA

Steals from the poor and gives to the rich, stupid bitch

You forgot
>die of a tooth cavity in your 30s

You forgot.
>Eating less sugar in your entire lifetime than the modern day 10 year old does in a month.
Simple revisionist horse shite.

>early modern period
>middle ages
you illiterate.

m'lord?

Try use a mirror, a bullet or a knife.

Just shoot me, senpai.

I'M THE DANDY HIGHWAYMAN
SO SICK OF EASY FASHION

I'll give you nothing but cold steel, you scum.

highwaymen didn't actually talk like that

Ah'll break your legs, noice and slow!

>highwaymen are nothing more than modern day historians revisionist cultural marxist lies to trick the modern day population into believing life has always been as shitty and dangerous as it is now
is this real life

>fall down and retain
>flop around a little and pretend to be retarded

*shoots with pocket mosin*
"Fucking larpers, swear to god..."

Its not sugar, its grain that have historically ruined our teeth. Anyone who had more access to meat had better dental health than someone who relied on grain for their diet. Im gonna guess that the nobles were the ones who could afford to eat a cow a day and therefore had better teeth.

What's this then eh?

BE WARNED THIS IS AN ANCAP ZONE

M'LORD

I was a free fag for 90% of my scapeing days

Is this a joke?

This is my favourite post on the Veeky Forumstodel

youtube.com/watch?v=4B2a6l6wM2k

I'M THE HIGHWAYMAN

OR is this Symphony

I hope you packed a lunch

OH SWEET JESUS HE'S GOT A GUN

>immediately shit myself

go- go ahead, turpin-chan, take my pants
the money is in there

I run away in a zig-zag pattern.
You can't possibly hit me now!

>highwayman
Can't rob me when there are no roads

It's fantasy reeeee

Well, I am unamused, better armed, and come with my section, sooo.....

You are awesome. Keep being awesome.