/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #338

imagine being this autistic

> 338
Why not 1488?

I want to curl up in covers with any of the dokis and just talk about the meaning of life.

Yes! Monika has a uhh... I assume a western rifle to fit her name?

Kill yourself you fucking faggot. Reminder to mass report this faggot.

Hunting monolith scum with Yuri!

>#338
STOP.

Off to a good start, /ddlc/

What were the deleted posts?

Why can't Yuri just piss into my tea?

Cute!

I'm almost certain a shitty OP ruins a thread
It just sets the bar so low

I rarely complain about thread number

But come on OP

338?

What a disgrace

I guess that's just the empty feeling after a important like experience

For me it's a lot deeper, and older

I've had this depression for most of my life

Calm down there boyo, we're all trying to have fun here.

someone sperging out with a random copy and paste

THIS IS HER PLAN PEOPLE
MONIKA IS A GODDAMN DEMON

>Dragging the bodies into a pile and looting their shit to tell for pennies on the dollar with Yuri!

Monika but she hosts InfoWars!

>Thread # 338
What the fuck is going on?

I love her too.

Hm. I can say that my state it too complicated too (maybe).
It all started 7 years ago with a dead pancreas and my mother's tears.

MONIKA FIX THE NUMBERS

>Surprising Yuri with a Mama's Beads to stop her cutting!

... Well, hello there! Welcome to the poetry dungeon! The thread number is 238, for those curious.

Let's get started, shall we?
The word of the thread is "Judgement"! Is it payment for what one has done, or punishment? However you interpret it, I hope it gets you motivated!

Alternatives are "Moon", "Window", "Reflection" and "Heart"!

If you want to write a poem or short story, perhaps for the thread or to get your creative juices flowing, why not give these suggestions a shot for an inspiration or theme? All skill levels are encouraged to give it a shot. After all, enjoyment involves putting yourself out there, doesn't it? We look forward to seeing what your imagination bears as fruit!

Remember to take care of yourselves, check both sides of the road and to enjoy yourselves!
Monika?

youtube.com/watch?v=SF58Lsvqg5E&t=24s

WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN MONIKA

GIVE WHOLESOME YURI AND SAEKO CONTENT NOW!

THEY'RE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE CUPCAKES THAT TURN THE FREAKING DOKIS GAY

Is there a reason this is censored?

DRAGOVICH KRAVCHENKO STEINER ALL MUST DIE

We're all ruled by little midget lolis, going "Rob everybody! I get off when I talk about stealing people's food! I'm a loli!" RAARGH! Just cunt tsundere lolis, in big shortstack packs, taking everything over, ruling everything.

Everywhere I go, I can feel the eyes of judgment upon me
Every action I take and every move that I make are watched under scrutiny
Big shoes to fill, expectations to make
But with such pressure, mistakes I cannot make
Legacy, public opinion, self-worth
All measurements of the judgment that I self-impose

Best for her to stick with pistols and sub-machine guns, i think.

Killing Duty soldiers with Monika!

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

But does it condone broken legs?

So i actually wanted to speak about something

Yesterday i left the thread in a hurry

I told everyone i was just going away to play Bf1

And while, that is what i did

I didn't really explain why

I was acting happy, but i wasn't

Too avoid lying any further i left the thread

Why did a lie in the first place?

I told myself that people in this thread started to hate me for always posting about my depression

So i'm going to ask you simply

Do you hate me?

thread numbers are serious business

If you talking about it helps you feel better in any way, then I don't mind.

>

"Judgement"! Is it payment for what one has done, or punishment? However you interpret it, I hope it gets you motivated!

Alternatives are "Moon", "Window", "Reflection" and "Heart"!

The moon rose up
And we were judged
In the light of the moon
We were looked over
The windows of our souls
Gazed into by her

Our fire
Our beloved muse of song
What called out to us
Didn't see it's reflection
Not in such dark times
When our hearts were cruel

But some still heard
Some stilled obeyed
So they left to be alone
Away from the betrayal
Away from the judgment
So they could start over again

That was a long time ago
We are back
The Birthland belongs to us
It belongs to the fire
It belongs to the light

We will take it by force
This is your judgment now

No. You are a part of our thread, why should we hate you?

doki doki literature club but it's in the seinfeld universe

Why

Do

You

Type

Like

This?

> do you hate me
For what? For lies?
Shesh, senpai, don't judge and you won't be judged (especially when you are a great liar too).

Killing Freedom anarchists and daredevils with Yuri!

Protecting the world from the Zone with Yuri!

I like this, this is pretty.

No.

Stop posting here, it will only make your depression worse. You seem to still be in the first stages, save yourself while you can

>The constant laugh track is what drives Sayori to suicide

yes

most of us are memeing about being depressed

at least i am

> senpai
What is this, an autochange? Son of a bitch!

That's not lying squadfam, that's not telling us how you feel.

Just stop saying negative paranoid shit and drink the cranberry rasberry abomination, it takes the edge off. *Hands you a glass and pats your back*

You must be new here desu senpai

baka desu senpai
Yes.

Kind of.

I want to have deep, comforting conversation about her issues with Yuri until she overcomes her personal problems and becomes a more well adjusted, happier person

Friendly Reminder that /ddlc/ also does not condone being Australian.

user, would you consider it a compliment if I said you inspire in me feelings of desolation?

Having sex with Yuri!
Something feels weird on your penis!
The condom broke!
Now Yuri has to take care of your kids instead of pursuing her career as a professional writer!
You get married and enjoy an extremely monotonous and sexually inactive life!
Forever!
Yuri!

...

you're a good guy user

probably memeing for yous tho

I like the nice surprises you give me, let us be friends.

Alright, i just wanted to know

I was thinking that it was getting annoying

But i guess i was wrong

Thank you anons

It's my style i guess, i've always posted like this

>first stages

I've had depression for years now

I say negative paranoid shit because my brain makes me say them

I can't really stop it

I'm not

I want Yuri to keep me under lock and chain and train me to be an obedient househusband!

I want to fuck Yuri.

About that Japanese Nico stream of DDLC, I thought the big problem was that while talking about mental health here makes people extremely uncomfortable but sympathetic if the people involved share a close personal bond, but over there you just do not talk about it to anyone for any reason to avoid shame. So Sayori as a character wouldn't work. Are the people watching just Westaboo enough that they account for the differences in culture, do they end up hating Sayori, what happens?

Can't she do both? You do understand that it's easy to write at home right?

Also most Yuri fans want to have babies with her, she has nice breasts.

Hi, male Sayori, how are you today? You going to drink or not?

Oh my gosh....I think I want that too.....

Same.

Is fine.
Ask us, if you want something to know.

Maybe you type

Like this

In order to draw

More attention to yourself

Because you really don't want

Anyone to miss your posts

I actually don't mind you talking about your depression here but you do it every thread. It's not necessary to do it all the time you know, how about you post some happy Doki related things for a change

Holy shit we've got a japanese culture expert over here guys! He doesn't even know japanese but totally understands how japanese culture works! Truly a master!

(you)

Or post stuff in general, that helps, though they already do that.

Also, they need to drink the drink, it's rude not to.

>tfw no Doki to play MTG with
It hurts. Also I really want to write something for DDLC but am having trouble finding a subject. Suggestions? Requests?

I made a few wallpapers yesterday when I had no internet, I thought you guys would like them

Monikas character file being put in the last vidya you played!

...

You forgot the normie warning sign
pastebin.com/7ZFA1JuM

You do it too. There's no real reason to use reddit spacing here, it's not some website-forced thing

All

It does

Is take up

More room

No, I have no idea how Japanese culture works. I was given a piece of information earlier and am asking for clarification. If I knew how it worked, I wouldn't need to ask.

What is Yuri looking at?

No I don't and if you want to talk more I'm always willing to listen user. Just tell me and I'll try

The thread.

Decided to roll my music CDs.
Well this reminds me something.

...

Also they work like 10 hours a day but get nothing done three of those hours, so they should just work 8 hours like the rest of us and buy shit the two or three hours less they spend at work

I love her too.

We postin Natsuki Natsukifriend?

the cereal pasta. You know the one
wonder how'll she react to it

Nastu-Natsu-kiiii~

...

Nice, I like it man

Me likes.

Me also likes.

Seperate topics require seperate paragraphs dumbass.

And that's all for now!

thank you!

Yuri but she's really mentally disabled and can't stop waving her arms around!
Natsuki but she's paralyzed from the neck down!
Sayori but she's missing an arm, is suicidal and thinks that she's the grim reaper!
Monika but she's missing a foot, is blind in one eye and can't stop talking in rhymes!