>Latest News Slight details on what CO-OP may be like, Portal 2 brought up and it won't just be single player but with another player. DLC will include more customization for Hat Kid! (hopefully hair styles as well)
You're COMING with me whether you like it or not. What's wrong, never held an aliens hand before?
Nathan Anderson
I'm going to do the Secret Intruder trophy today, I need to make it through Dead Bird studio without being seen, AT ALL.
I hope I don't run into any Owls, if I do, I'll bring you back a few of feathers. We could do with a new drummer, isn't that right? Be a good boy, now.
Bentley Gonzalez
Any owl/crow harassment is ill-advised, good sir, despite any sort of preexisting disdain.
Jack Anderson
What the PECK did you just say you WOWL FUCK, SAY IT AGAIN. MAKE MY DAY.
Colton James
When I get back, I think you need to be punished. In the microwave.
Carter Reed
Keep it playing, ladies! Daddy will be back soon!
Drummer owl knew in his heart that this was his final moments, and when she was to return, he would be fed his own beak. Tears streamed down his face at the horrors that await him.
Adrian Gonzalez
Never did like this place, and now I have not be seen by a single one, bleh.
Thomas Hill
shut the peck shut, STPU, STUP--don't let--don't let her fuck-- just peckin' don't make eye contact-- shut --shes coming- shut the fuck up shutgfuck--
Elijah Moore
Good sir, I merely suggested to not harass the owls/PENGUINS. But, I see your disda-UNENDING HATRED-in is rather hard to control. Good luck.
Matthew Ortiz
Hahaaha...h-hello Hat Kid, haven't seen you in here a while, tr-rophy hunting, hm?
Aiden Clark
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Asher Gonzalez
best /hat/ poster ever
Jeremiah Carter
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Gabriel Cook
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Isaiah Baker
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Isaac Jones
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Jack Young
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Lucas Parker
We owls can feel relief we have not committed NECROPEDOPHILIA.
Leo Jenkins
Please tell me you did this.
Owen Martin
I'm gonna need a pair of shades for this.
Jordan Gomez
The real question is IS DJ GROOVES GAY?
Nolan Lopez
yep :)
Leo Rodriguez
That's fake news, darling!
Jaxon Gutierrez
fucking top tier user, make one about Conductor, you must
Sebastian Ortiz
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Gavin Campbell
Owls don't have anything to hide though.
Michael Reed
Pluck enough feathers off an Owl and they reveal ALL there horrific secrets, user.
Chase Hall
Hat Kid, not being able to feel physical, or mental pain, accidently impales both her small hands on this melon sized cactus. She just keeps this look on her face the entire time, every owl, penguin screaming and calling for help, even if she did just murder three owls in cold blood.
Justin Scott
Hat Kid, loading her pistol, enters stealth mode, knowing she can't get caught one for this trophy.
Why do I have a feeling this is going to be a pain?
John Clark
It's a little bit of a pain. and by little I mean a little more than a little
John Cook
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Leo Perry
It's not that bad. It took me two tries. Just be careful on the part where you have to ride the cart past the 2 birds walking around in the glass cube sets.
Leo Gonzalez
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Christian Young
Hat Kid, having -just- read the article on DJ Grooves, exposing him for the sex fiend he is, decided to whisper an ancient tongue alien curse into his afro as she passed, imbuing him with infinite life, but cursing him to forever only be able to say "NEIL ARMSTRONG DID IT FIRST" on repeat.
The curse also makes your hair grow inwards, forever losing his afro. It also makes him blind, so he'll never direct a film again.
Is a bit hard, I know. STEALTH MODE, I suppose. Just like noir filter in this place.
Luis Barnes
picture would be nice if I remembered
Juan Brown
I know a kid that can permanently take care of him forever. She's ridiculously good at her job.
Ethan Brown
it's not gay if it's on the moon
Robert Scott
Is she..... cute?
My bad not posting pictures, I actually need to concentrate a little on this one, and dead bird studios isn't the best place for pics.
Anthony Evans
Hate Kid's hateful little heart growing in size with each passing Owl she couldn't kill, knowing it would ruin the trophy. She made a mental note that when she arrived home, she would really, really, REALLY go to town on WOWL.
Dominic Stewart
unironically didn't mean to put hate kid, however it fits
Gabriel Ross
Hat Kid wanting NOTHING more than to unload this entire pistol into the back of this Owls head, clenches her teeth and moves on.
didn't stop me from getting caught and haven't to reset REEEEEEEE
Grayson Moore
>Hate Kid
Asher Bailey
She's the kindest, most sweet little kid in existence Unless you take her time pieces. Don't take her TPs. She'd be sad.
hmmmm
Elijah Rogers
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Charles Adams
minimal so nice
I -think- I messed it up, and the trophy isn't going to pop. I got like, 1st wave caught, if that makes sense. Didn't out right catch me but did that sort of alert phase part.
Jacob Nelson
>That filename Good to see people aren't swallowing the penguin-controlled media's bluepills anymore.
Hunter Peterson
you can't be seen AT ALL
Joseph Thomas
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Brody King
This is just roleplay between three people at this point.
Daniel Sanchez
>mfw
That says lovu in the bottom left, not a drunkenly scrawled "LOUUUU" I don't know who the fuck lou is. The speed the cursor moves when you're on a controller is INFURITATING.
Luis Garcia
Who exactly, was in the wrong here?
Liam Murphy
how many of these did you take?
Ryder Martin
7 actually owned
Owen Williams
Lots. The number of pons was a coincidence so I had to make the most of it. I try not to use them sparingly lest I accidentally derail the thread into unironic /pol/ territory.
Lincoln Nelson
I meant to say that I DO try to use them sparingly.
Landon Ross
HK is the one who broke into the studio and started tearing it up
Angel Bennett
DJ Grooves' body keeps tracking me after I repeatedly beat him. I think his Necropedophilia transcends his own physical limits.
Julian Sanchez
Got it, /hat/!
I saw, many, MANY Owls today. Returning to DEAD BIRD STUDIO, I thought I would make the place live up to its name, hm?
Speedrunning that level after being caught a few times made me realize just how fun this game could be to speedrun, hmm....
Luke Clark
3 more trophies, /hat/
As always, fun as ever.
Hat Kid has done a lot of Owl killing today and must rest. Also still think I'm on curfew of posting too many pictures.
lovu
Wyatt Bennett
It doesn't quite work as well.
Landon Hall
HK hugs the wall so close when she's hanging this is as close as I can get the camera without clipping through her face.
David Cooper
Sleep tight.
Charles Kelly
Here's one where I cheated and just had her standing up 3/3 >Also still think I'm on curfew of posting too many pictures. It didn't bother me.
Kayden White
This is the pinnacle of /hat/ photos, I love it
"kill me"
I know, but maybe it was a little bit overbearing when I spammed the living fuck outta them, maybe made newfriends be a bit "oh god" and back off. If there are other newfriends lurking, POST. NOW.
Reposting shy user art because this is my genuine fav pic of anything AHIT related ever.
Jayden Jenkins
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Mason Reyes
....DDAAAaaaaRRRRRLLLLllliiinnnnnnnnnggg...
Luke Peterson
"I accept it"
Jackson Kelly
>Didn't even get to 400 posts last thread This is it, isn't it?
Gavin Morris
We hit the image limit last thread Also, forgive me for this /hat/
Samuel Morris
It's over... Mario won...
Tyler Ross
If people are posting screenshots so rapidly that it hits the image limit after that many posts, that is what happens.
Camden Barnes
....DELETIOS, A NEW CEREAL, SPONSORED BY /HAT/ ITSELF.
Joseph Gray
>marioposters
Robert Green
Are you for real right now?
Angel Martin
I've only got about an hour, let's see if I can do star lane stroll. PS I suck at the super difficult rifts, so this might not go anywhere.
Andrew Perez
Good luck, user!
Angel Richardson
This one is actually called The Glow Zone. Star Lane Stroll is different.
Julian Brown
I'm off to a rocky start, you can't see your shadow in this one
Xavier White
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Kayden White
I'm trippin fucking balls dude
Getting rid of the shadow is so cruel
Cooper Myers
me about to get knocked off a ledge. Lots of what you see is moving in game
Connor Campbell
purple platforms disappear fairly quickly. It's tricky both playing the level while trying to get photos. Both my platforming skills and the quality of the photos drop. Oh well.
Evan Brown
OK, I'm supposed to jump up the yellow pillars while they are moving along the length of the section at the top.
Jason Rodriguez
time hat ftw These "shapes" are rotating horizontally, vertically, and diagonally all at once. I'm beginning to think I might not finish this one. Also I think I figured out a color code: Yellow objects move back and forth glowing purple objects disappear after you touch them White objects rotate Orange, Teal, and non-glowing purple are all just normal platforms so far.
Angel Cooper
Red platforms drop quickly. I'm going to play it safe and skip the chest. If you die you have to start from the beginning.
William Cox
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Blake Rivera
Protip: Make sure you have the no-bonk badge equipped before you dive into a wall.
Henry Thomas
getting close
Joseph Brooks
not sure I trust these see-through platforms. The section to HK's right rotates back and forth 90 degrees.
Andrew Perez
everything's spinning. HK just said "awesome!" a minute ago. Is that line in the base game?