We need a separate poll for mommy with just Alex, because I really want to pick Johanna, but can't.
Ayden Johnson
>make a character with an infinitely high skill ceiling >also make them the worst character in the game Bravo Blizz
Bentley Bell
Medivh is too hard for us mortals
Connor Phillips
>first game of ranked >last pick gives absolutely no hints as to what he will do until the very last second >picks kerrigan >I am now solo tanking as sonya
Brody Richardson
you don't need a tank if they dead
Dominic Clark
why d oes zagara not work on warhead junction? ive lost 4 stragiht games with her on warhead, but won 4 straight with her on cursed. i feel like i get ganked way more in nwarhead and escape far less often there too.
Blake James
Warhead is far more open and faster to rotate lanes than Cursed Hallow, and lanes are longer meaning it's a further run back to safety therefore easier to gank Zagara. A good Zagara can work on that map but if they have literally anyone hunting your lane you are worthless.
Ian Gomez
yeah ive had 1 genjis and 3 novas (all last picks) im also not used to people at my elo knowing how to play genji
Elijah Sanchez
Yeah she's a weird hero that is good at splitpush and big maps but her kit makes her more of a pain on smaller maps where she can escape easier.
Weird hero
Noah Diaz
>Want 1600 shards to get best announcer pack >Get an average of 5 shards per chest Nice.
Lincoln Walker
I dunno. I usually do really well with her on Warhead. But then, I usually stick to one lane until that fort is down and then use Nydus to hop around to each merc camp and then go back to pushing.
Kevin Rivera
>own no stealth heroes >none on rotation this week >none on rotation next okay.
Jose Myers
ive honestly stopped soloing merc camps as zag since the changes, infest just feels too powerful to ever not be withranged minions pushing somewhere, ill help my team do camps obviosuly, but i used to play her like sonya.
Julian Taylor
Yeah. Since the changes I will still get them, but usually just the siege guys along the bottom lane as a distraction while I push another lane and the team grabs the bruisers and pushes the third.
Aaron Lopez
the only camps ever worth taking are hellbats because it amplifies infest so well
Jaxon Wright
Tracer, especially in QM.
Christian Richardson
>9 death Diablo >Always out of place >Nazeebo autistically stacking >Always 4v5 >Still win because finally go 5v5 once Naz got his stacks
y r ppl like this
Jose Morris
>leddit begging for handouts because of the bug you'll get nothing and like it scrubs
Elijah Harris
>mewn is streaming hots
that was fast
Angel Garcia
he's a baby and literally no one watches him for anything but hots, and barely anyone watches him for hots
Grubby was right, he's a child that only does it for money because it's all he's got and that's why he's a salty loser because he knows it too
Levi Nguyen
>just started this game >already getting bored but grinding to buy cho while my friend buys gall >will probably drop the game when i find out he's shit
i just cant find any good moba aside from dota and its getting old for me ;_;
Ryder King
>Do you like me now user?
Elijah Cook
it's a good game but you will hate it if you only play QM play a real mode
also they give out cho'gall for free all the time, just wait
Chase Flores
>Buying Cho'Gall >Is literal shit
Do you boo
Owen White
Tracer, Genji, Junkrat and any stealth other than Zeratul
Blake Murphy
Take a break man, also chogall is fun that might be what you need.
Samuel Roberts
>buy cho while my friend buys gall guys should we tell him
Kayden Lewis
no
James Diaz
you wont tell him, you're too pussy
Elijah Turner
>t. nigga that got raped with garrote build
Andrew Davis
virgin mewnfarez and chad grubby when
Austin Rogers
nigga only one of you has to own him
Brandon Smith
yeah
Sebastian Powell
oh really? well it's still going to take the same amount of time to get him anyway, still good news though thanks
Aaron Russell
is rank fixed or should I not even bother doing my placements
Hunter Young
I loved you before Valeera. I love you still. I just don't play you because I don't want to make you look bad, you deserve better than bronze
Oliver Myers
read op fag got
Sebastian Price
hero reveal next week right? right?
Hudson Roberts
Nothing till january.
Jackson Garcia
>have friend that's really bad >despite this, he still has "its the team's fault" syndrome >he finally does ranked placements, you'll never guess where he placed >tells me ranked is broken and placed him wrong >also tells me his team lost him every game he lost and he could only carry 2 placements himself >his average deaths was 9 in his placements >his statline in every single game shows he was not really contributing to the team significantly how can people actually be this oblivious to what's right in front of them?
Carson Martin
probably nothing until next year
Camden Davis
warcraft map soon
Jonathan Foster
>the only new maps we've gotten the past 2 years are the 4 worst maps in the game not named haunted mines sausuga blizzard
Jace Morris
Volskaya and Warhead are kino though
Carter Wood
Hanamura was good after the changes desu
Jace Sanders
someone's gotta reverse the dates on this meme, his life's crashing down before he starts eating way too much shitty food.
Jack Stewart
>foundry >the map where you win by ignoring the objective eh
Jason Ward
>Orc architecture
..give us Andorhol you faggots.
>Introduce Andorhol >Introduce Koltira and Thassarian >Introduce Tirion Fordring
IT WRITES IT FUCKING SELF.
Hudson Martin
>Koltira
Christian Russell
Step lively
Adam Baker
B E G O N E T H O T
Samuel Powell
>work my butt off carrying the game as Morales, the hardest carry in the game >zero deaths >top kill participation >don't get MVP I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE STUPID KILLING SPREE, BLIZZARD
WHERE IS MY MVP
FUCK YOU HANZO, GIVE ME BACK MY MVP
Julian Stewart
pretty much fucked to what the boxes hand you for a while if you are new but easier boxes makes up for it. assuming you owned everything shards would be roughly split between the rarities. getting dupe heroes and dupe epic skins is a big chunk of the income but that's going to be irregular.
yeah it seems like things are looking up. could add a 5th on top from 4 days ago with him in an actual restaurant.
Joseph Russell
that hanzo carried your asshole so hard it isn't even funny >heal slut >mvp >QM laffin
Matthew Jenkins
SHUT UP HANZO
YOU WOULDN'T HAVE DONE SHIT IF I DIDN'T SAVE YOUR ASS FROM THE BUTCHER 24/7
GIVE IT BACK
Asher Peterson
silver 1 in bronze 3 user here i have already climbed to bronze 1, games are getting marginally better, should be back home in silver soon id like to think this has been a learning experince, but its been terrible honestly.
Eli Smith
it's a different world at the very bottom bronze makes silver look like master rank it's so bad
Brayden Johnson
Today was a pretty fun day though, despite the MVP theft.
Adrian Taylor
>Somehow manage to survive an entire game as Kael vs a Genji Tracer Butcher 3 stack on Dragon Srhines >More damage than any 2 of my teammates >hard carried
>QM rewards me by putting me against a Butcher Genji Tracer Kerrigan 4 stack 4 consecutive times >With my teammates being 3 soft ranged and either Valeera or Zeratul >4 consecutive times
NAH BRO FORCED 50 AINT A THING.
inb4 >QM
Happens when shitters shit so hard they force you to lose your fucking mind and tell them exactly how shit they actually are. Fucking snowflakes can't handle actual truth.
Aaron Peterson
>199139947 >qm
Ryan Price
>QM Of course it's forced 50 you retard it's a dice roll mode of who gets the better comp/less retards. Play a real mode faggot.
Liam James
its just bullshit that my poor qm record got me put in bronze 3 from silver 1 at the end of last season, i assume thats what did it, the only reason i play qm is to level heroes to 5, my qm winrate last season was 39% while my HL winrate was 51.4%
Leo Peterson
>tfw more official stats never ever I just want to see that Master is now the top 15-20%
Hunter Perry
Friendly reminder to stand in Mommy's circle for milkies!
David Gonzalez
>similiar players died 6.1 times with morales Are you bronze?
Luke Reed
...
Zachary Rivera
>Play a real mode You mean ranked where it's just as much of a coin flip as to how many retards you get in your team?
Benjamin Jones
In ranked you flip a coin as to who's more retarded
In QM you flip like 87 coins and if they aren't all heads then you lose because you don't know your team, the map, the skill level, if the enemy will be a 5 stack, your 4 stack will be AI players, how many allies are girl gamers, etc.
Ryder Butler
>51% winrate >good you belong there
Leo Nguyen
>In QM you flip like 87 coins and if they aren't all heads then you lose That's not a forced 50 anymore
Brody Sullivan
>Be Abathur >Always have to reveal stealthed units for people >Stealth update makes stealth characters visible to a blind chimpanzee >Still have to reveal stealthed units because people don't see them Wew
Jordan Gray
Is he the most badass support in the game?
Justin Long
Unironically yes
Jaxon Wright
Trying to peek under Vala's skirt with this new sking is giving me perma boners fuck.
Anyone has a SS of her ass or managed to see under that?
Aaron Garcia
Under 18 year olds are not allowed on Veeky Forums, please leave
Kevin Young
i had a 51.4% winrate in SILVER 1 that is where i belong not BRONZE 3 its like you didn't even read my post
Joseph Stewart
Hanzo gets two points per highest stat for being both highest in the team and the match, so he's 27 to your 25.
Also >caring about MVP in QM >caring about MVP in general
Nathaniel Jones
>Fourth day in a row of "play 2 games as overwatch heros" quest Gettin' real tired of your shit Blizzard. Should I just sit on the quest until I get two others? I have no idea if theres a way to game the system so I don't have to deal with this bullshit.
Nicholas Johnson
yes
Nicholas Cox
Play ranked and your quests will complete automatically.
Christian Johnson
Most manly for certain. Blizzard should give him an AA meme talent at 20.
Jason Barnes
Play only QM and never play with Overwatch heroes so you don't have a chance to get the quest since you already have it. Also increases your chance of getting a better quest
Also while we are talking about quests, what happened to the play 8 games or win 3 games quests? Haven't seen either one in atleast two months
Brayden Powell
save quests, having 2 shit quests increases the chances of the good ones
Christopher Bailey
If you get a shit quest, don't finish it asap. 200 gold then is the same as 200 gold now anyway.
Also, unranked mode automatically counts towards any quest that isn't Win 3 games. So you could play Murky all day every day on unranked and get all the gold.
Joseph Thomas
Ranked or They Are Billions?
Isaiah Phillips
>playing ranked right now slightly sketch
Jeremiah Long
silver 1 at the end of last season placed in bronze 3 user here. ive lost 5 of 6 and im back in bronze 2. holy fuck i dont get it. 4 of those 5 games were lost due to trollers/feeders. this is absolutley soul crushing
just got in another game and i alredy had someone quit in draft. fucking kill me.
Ryder Jones
Hang in there, buddy.
They might even be doing another reset. Imagine.
Kevin Bell
6 of last 7, i had a player who thought you woun the game by having most exp, when we got wiped 4v5 at the objective level 24 on tod, he told us we were all afk players because he had 22k exp and we all had like 8k im so close to perma uninstalling the game, this fuck was BRONZE 1
Justin Collins
queued up for one more game, 1 guy immediatley said "lets lose fast, im here to troll" so i finally dodged, im going to bed. FUCK THIS GAME
Parker Cook
>get matched with an abathur 3 times in a row >enemy team gets the tyrande instead all 3 times jesus fucking christ im tired of having dead weight
Ryder Morris
So was Tyrande fucked by the stealth rework? Is Starfall the only choice now?
Gavin Hill
oh shit i forgot you lose mmr for doging, that means ill be in a demo game to bronze 3 next time i play, i was in bronze 1 and 10 games above .500 in hero league this season 3 hours ago. itwas a different troll every game too, its not like i queued into the same guy every time.
Jacob Gray
still need mobility to escape or sometimes finish kills. the stealth part is and was pretty meaningless without other stealthies.