I am legit sick to fucking death of Zen having the ability to easily destroy my Mech.
I'm a fucking tank. I need to actually put in effort to kill other tanks, but fucking Jeff is all over Hogs micropenis that he fucking shuts down everyone else out of pity fuck you
>Every level takes at least an hour >Nothing but WWBW for 10 levels
Jaxon Long
>WWBW what I googled this and only got "woodwind and brasswind"
Matthew Evans
Jamison Fawkes
Carson Young
>I don't want my OP hero to have a counter
Liam Thomas
somebody was asking what 76's best voice lines are
>GET OUT OF MY WAY OR I'LL RUN YOU OVER
Luis Jenkins
it's what he's getting from loot boxes. white, white, blue, white.
Landon Martinez
>1 hour ago >need new mouse pad >go to Australian version of Game-stop >hey where are the mouse pads? >girl behind register is some stoner goth gamer girl >mouse pads? >yeah just like your $20 run of the mill razer-whatever >i did not understand a wooordd of what you just said man >mouse..pads >yeah they're over there come with me >so what game is it for? >um, overwatch >Yeah so we have the speed edition or the control edition, which champion do you play? (im already triggered) >uh, ana? (but we're in Australia so I pronounced it like 'Anner' >hmm, so probably the control one, but if you were playing say TRACER then you would want the speed, so, control >at cash register >me: Do you wanna guess my rating? >i have no idea >do you know the rating system? >oh I can't play overwatch, it gives me motion sickness >oh no >yeah my friends like here try tracer, i was like okay, i'm gonna go lie down >oh >it sucks cos i love the characters but it just gives me motion sickness (said the girl who works in video game store selling video games) >the only other character I can play is mercy but she gets boring after a while >very true >did you bring your rewards card >no i leave
And wouldn't you fucking beleive the razer golathius control edition is unbelievably rough and my wrist is red raw after 10 minutes of play. Fuck this mouse pad.
Owen Gonzalez
Genji nerf when?
Luke James
wrong.
So you know how like 3 patches ago widow's voiceline was the most unrecognisable because of how random it was? (They've since turned up the volume for enemy players as widows become more meta)
but out habbit people still call out when widow has wall hacks on.
"She's got walls"
"widow has walls"
In the same vein, whenever soldier says 'i've got you in my sights' i make sure to call out to my team on voice chat 'He's got us in his sights! soldier has us in his sights guys'
James Diaz
did you fuck her
Asher Murphy
Can you please stop blogging, literally no one cares
Kayden Morgan
>So you know how like 3 patches ago widow's voiceline was the most unrecognisable because of how random it was? (They've since turned up the volume for enemy players as widows become more meta) That shit was like, a month after the game came out
Charles Barnes
>mccree's roll is refreshed after an elimination >pharah's takeoff is refreshed after an elimination >d.va's boost is refreshed after an elimination >junkrat's mines are refreshed after an elimination >reaper's teleport and wraith form are refreshed after an elimination >rein's charge is refreshed after an elimination >sombra's invis is refreshed after an elimination >tracer's blinks and recall are refreshed after an elimination >winston's jump is refreshed after an elimination If this sounds retarded to you, remember that genji exists.
Hudson Gonzalez
Do you have autism? Just look around, find what you need and leave. Why do you talk to the register people? I try and avoid EB games as much as possible. I would feel so fucking embarrassed if someone I knew saw me going there. You should of gotten something from JB-hifi you drongo
Noah Jones
If you avoid talking to people that's the actual proper autism
Justin Harris
When your at EB games its not
Samuel Rogers
What hard counters Torb? Asking for a friend.
Aaron Miller
Pharah.
Zachary Long
>moved to china >parents threw 6 year old mousepad away >moved back after study >been using mouse on desk for 5 months >just needed some $20 piece of shit >jb was CLSOED >bought this scratchy POS
fuck me its actually so rough, its for claw mouse uses and not anyone who rests wrist on pad
Hunter Morales
Is that guy actually missing a leg
Elijah Watson
>finally get a gold >it is a non-event one >finally get a purple >it is a dupe event one because forced event drops have precendence over the non dupe rule
Adam Bailey
Hnnnng, ahhhh... good morning /owg/!
Liam Wright
will I notice the difference between 60 Hz and 144 Hz? I got to gold on 25 fps crackerjack shitbox comp, but even after I got up to 60 fps I haven't been able to leave gold.
Dylan Miller
I still don't have a single event legendary.
Benjamin Wright
No, just bending his knee
Sebastian Green
Oh, now I see
Cooper Gonzalez
>movement changes on ptr >genji still moves faster for no reason into the trash update
Asher Hernandez
Not really since there is almost no map where she can hit him but the turret won't rape her.
Aaron Allen
wtf i want to fuck junkrat now
Luke Cooper
I WANT A REINHARDT TITTYPAD
Thomas Torres
ninjaz n shiet
Matthew Murphy
>blizzard deletes my name cause it has jew in it really makes u think
Cooper Jackson
damn that sucks user, should've gotten something online.
Just out of curiosity are you in NSW? My local EB has this chubby goth chick now that I think about it
Gabriel Gonzalez
Mercy is only a slut for meaty sloppy sandwiches
Jacob Thompson
>join FFA >4 auto aims and flashbang mains
Logan Harris
Most of them do sound retarded and are false comparisons to swift strike. Not to mention everyone but Tracer isn't a flanker and her blink refreshes faster than Genji's dash.
Logan Peterson
>play FFA >pick Hanzo >win by kill stealing with scatter and dragon
Justin Wood
I don't think it'd hurt if Doomfist's slam refreshed after an elimination
Andrew Carter
>haven't played in like a year >D.Va is basically Offense now
I remember her guns being absolutely dogshit
Brandon Williams
Do you also remember her being a flanking off-damage tank meant to dive their backline and fuck their asses?
Because that's what she was before she became a Defense Matrix bot. This is more in-line with her original design if anything.
Easton Bennett
her guns haven't changed at all damage wise though. it's everything else that's changed
Anthony Gray
>tfw didnt buy a single box and already have 4
Ian King
>Effects "High" lets you see Mei/Zarya Ultimates better. Lighting Quality "Ultra" makes some places much easier to see and doesn't eat much frames if you have a dope pc. From Taimou's settings recommendations page. Is this true?
Kevin Russell
>opened 30 and didn't buy any >none
Owen Brooks
I FINALLY GOT TO DIAMIND Pic related: My promotion
Jason Ward
>Play Hanzo >shoot dragons at chokes and healthpacks >2 free kills easy peasy
Thomas Myers
Yes they did, in the middle of season 3 they got more pellets less damage which is to this day still annoying and forces dva too close to enemies to fight them
Hudson Moore
it's effectively the same damage output though, assuming you're hitting most pellets. which you should, since she can just bullrush you WHILE blowing her load she's a reverse roadhog
Leo Barnes
>oh no my crutch 600 health hero with a more broken deflect has to get close to instakill
Nathaniel Hill
not that user but more pellets -> less damage is actually a pretty significant overall damage nerf when you account for armor
Jose Price
Healsluts in all games.
Colton Bell
>tfw good enough to be the best player on the team every game but still not good enough to carry 5 mouth breathers to a win as they try their hardest to grasp defeat from the jaws of victory
The only way to actually carry is to get gud as McRee, Widow, or Tracer right?
William Ortiz
/owg/ is just ME OOGA TEAM BOOGA posting constantly.
Jason Miller
>animenigger >thinks hes good HAHAHAHAHAHHA
Tyler Torres
I don't know. Who do you play now? And what is your basis for saying you're the best player on your team?
Jace Torres
dumb bartposter
Kayden Ortiz
So is there gonna be a new comic today?
Ian Young
you forgot the waifuposting, the husbandoposting the blatant bait, the autism, the lore autism when there's a comic and the pharah getting fucked by a horse gif
Carson Richardson
Did you forget the defense heroes post
Joshua King
If we judge by last year it's either today or tomorrow. Brace yourself for a gay reveal.
Aaron Butler
you're describing all of /v/, not just /owg/
Thomas Thomas
Hanzo.
Oliver Wright
I mean, isn't it obvious
Christopher Torres
I mean with all that shit on his pants, it's not surprising his asshole's so loose.
Kevin Perry
...
Josiah Allen
Goodnight /owg/
Eli Gomez
there's not such thing as carrying in Overwatch play a better game
Noah Butler
I can carry as Roadhog and also as Pharah on a select few maps.
Tracer Solder and Genji are all plenty capable of carrying and are probably much easier to carry with.
Wyatt King
Le classy blue lady of spiders and wallhacks
Henry Smith
I WANT A PHARAH SKIN NEXT EVENT
Isaiah Taylor
At this point if they really wanted to surprise us it woule be Lucio or Genji. The latter would feel wrong though since he was used and enjoyed getting chocolates on Valentine's day (which is given by the girl in Nipland). And Lucio doesn't have much going for him right now, so being gay wouldn't be out of place.
Carson Gray
I love Lena Oxton.
Jack Williams
When was the last time lucio was relevant, actually?
Dominic Jones
Apparently now since he's making mix tapes for Valentine's day.
Christopher Hernandez
Minister or Glam?
David Kelly
Personally, if their goal's to start crazy shit, they'll just end it all with Genji/Mercy.
Benjamin Wright
You won't notice it, but after you use it for a while you won't be able to play at 60hz again.
Hunter Gutierrez
Hell yeah lads, you can't be reported for instalocking whatever hero you want and never switching as long as you're "trying your best on that hero" according to Blizzard, are you ready to disable chat and instalocking SOldier every game?
Leo Jones
>3 tracers 3 genjis and a roadhog in FFA I JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN FUCK OFF WITH YOUR OVERPOWERED GARBAGE
Robert Barnes
But she doesn't love (you)
Gabriel Perez
>you can't be reported for not being a fillvirgin well, yeah?
Michael Ramirez
Remember the classics?
Jason Brown
Sounds like heaven compared to a single Moira or Junkrat.
Nathan Peterson
Tracer loves everyone she's a slut
Joseph Watson
>get legendary >WALRUS k fine >next box, also legendary >CYBERGOTH ZARYA
FUCKING FUCK OFF
All I want this year is Ana, but with the new lootbox system I'll never be able to buy it.
Jackson Cook
>hog has 5 highlight intros >even though hog highlights are rare
Christopher Jones
>complaining when you got the walrus I've opened 35 and got nothing besides a symmetra highlight intro and a rein highlight intro
Christian Gomez
I can see it going this way: Mike haggled with Jeff to have some tiny Gency hints in it in exchange for making Hanzo gay since McHanzo is the most popular ship of the fandom. That being said Jeff also called McHanzo and Pharmercy bettee FANships which in itself is him also saying they won't be canon.
Jackson Jenkins
Hog is FAR from the rarest potg
Zachary Price
I know but they're pretty rare, not ana tier rare but rare.
Joseph Davis
The minute he added his own ship which is in itself retarded was when those two were doomed.