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Here comes T.Racer!

I want to bully Hanzo until he cries!

I am legit sick to fucking death of Zen having the ability to easily destroy my Mech.

I'm a fucking tank. I need to actually put in effort to kill other tanks, but fucking Jeff is all over Hogs micropenis that he fucking shuts down everyone else out of pity fuck you

what did I find?
reddit.com/r/HealSluts/

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>Every level takes at least an hour
>Nothing but WWBW for 10 levels

>WWBW
what
I googled this and only got "woodwind and brasswind"

Jamison Fawkes

>I don't want my OP hero to have a counter

somebody was asking what 76's best voice lines are

>GET OUT OF MY WAY OR I'LL RUN YOU OVER

it's what he's getting from loot boxes. white, white, blue, white.

>1 hour ago
>need new mouse pad
>go to Australian version of Game-stop
>hey where are the mouse pads?
>girl behind register is some stoner goth gamer girl
>mouse pads?
>yeah just like your $20 run of the mill razer-whatever
>i did not understand a wooordd of what you just said man
>mouse..pads
>yeah they're over there come with me
>so what game is it for?
>um, overwatch
>Yeah so we have the speed edition or the control edition, which champion do you play?
(im already triggered)
>uh, ana? (but we're in Australia so I pronounced it like 'Anner'
>hmm, so probably the control one, but if you were playing say TRACER then you would want the speed, so, control
>at cash register
>me: Do you wanna guess my rating?
>i have no idea
>do you know the rating system?
>oh I can't play overwatch, it gives me motion sickness
>oh no
>yeah my friends like here try tracer, i was like okay, i'm gonna go lie down
>oh
>it sucks cos i love the characters but it just gives me motion sickness (said the girl who works in video game store selling video games)
>the only other character I can play is mercy but she gets boring after a while
>very true
>did you bring your rewards card
>no
i leave

And wouldn't you fucking beleive the razer golathius control edition is unbelievably rough and my wrist is red raw after 10 minutes of play. Fuck this mouse pad.

Genji nerf when?

wrong.

So you know how like 3 patches ago widow's voiceline was the most unrecognisable because of how random it was? (They've since turned up the volume for enemy players as widows become more meta)

but out habbit people still call out when widow has wall hacks on.

"She's got walls"

"widow has walls"

In the same vein, whenever soldier says 'i've got you in my sights' i make sure to call out to my team on voice chat 'He's got us in his sights! soldier has us in his sights guys'

did you fuck her

Can you please stop blogging, literally no one cares

>So you know how like 3 patches ago widow's voiceline was the most unrecognisable because of how random it was? (They've since turned up the volume for enemy players as widows become more meta)
That shit was like, a month after the game came out

>mccree's roll is refreshed after an elimination
>pharah's takeoff is refreshed after an elimination
>d.va's boost is refreshed after an elimination
>junkrat's mines are refreshed after an elimination
>reaper's teleport and wraith form are refreshed after an elimination
>rein's charge is refreshed after an elimination
>sombra's invis is refreshed after an elimination
>tracer's blinks and recall are refreshed after an elimination
>winston's jump is refreshed after an elimination
If this sounds retarded to you, remember that genji exists.

Do you have autism? Just look around, find what you need and leave. Why do you talk to the register people?
I try and avoid EB games as much as possible. I would feel so fucking embarrassed if someone I knew saw me going there. You should of gotten something from JB-hifi you drongo

If you avoid talking to people that's the actual proper autism

When your at EB games its not

What hard counters Torb? Asking for a friend.

Pharah.

>moved to china
>parents threw 6 year old mousepad away
>moved back after study
>been using mouse on desk for 5 months
>just needed some $20 piece of shit
>jb was CLSOED
>bought this scratchy POS

fuck me its actually so rough, its for claw mouse uses and not anyone who rests wrist on pad

Is that guy actually missing a leg

>finally get a gold
>it is a non-event one
>finally get a purple
>it is a dupe event one because forced event drops have precendence over the non dupe rule

Hnnnng, ahhhh... good morning /owg/!

will I notice the difference between 60 Hz and 144 Hz? I got to gold on 25 fps crackerjack shitbox comp, but even after I got up to 60 fps I haven't been able to leave gold.

I still don't have a single event legendary.

No, just bending his knee

Oh, now I see

>movement changes on ptr
>genji still moves faster for no reason
into the trash update

Not really since there is almost no map where she can hit him but the turret won't rape her.

wtf i want to fuck junkrat now

I WANT A REINHARDT TITTYPAD

ninjaz n shiet

>blizzard deletes my name cause it has jew in it
really makes u think

damn that sucks user, should've gotten something online.

Just out of curiosity are you in NSW? My local EB has this chubby goth chick now that I think about it

Mercy is only a slut for meaty sloppy sandwiches

>join FFA
>4 auto aims and flashbang mains

Most of them do sound retarded and are false comparisons to swift strike. Not to mention everyone but Tracer isn't a flanker and her blink refreshes faster than Genji's dash.

>play FFA
>pick Hanzo
>win by kill stealing with scatter and dragon

I don't think it'd hurt if Doomfist's slam refreshed after an elimination

>haven't played in like a year
>D.Va is basically Offense now

I remember her guns being absolutely dogshit

Do you also remember her being a flanking off-damage tank meant to dive their backline and fuck their asses?

Because that's what she was before she became a Defense Matrix bot. This is more in-line with her original design if anything.

her guns haven't changed at all damage wise though. it's everything else that's changed

>tfw didnt buy a single box and already have 4

>Effects "High" lets you see Mei/Zarya Ultimates better. Lighting Quality "Ultra" makes some places much easier to see and doesn't eat much frames if you have a dope pc.
From Taimou's settings recommendations page. Is this true?

>opened 30 and didn't buy any
>none

I FINALLY GOT TO DIAMIND
Pic related: My promotion

>Play Hanzo
>shoot dragons at chokes and healthpacks
>2 free kills easy peasy

Yes they did, in the middle of season 3 they got more pellets less damage which is to this day still annoying and forces dva too close to enemies to fight them

it's effectively the same damage output though, assuming you're hitting most pellets. which you should, since she can just bullrush you WHILE blowing her load
she's a reverse roadhog

>oh no my crutch 600 health hero with a more broken deflect has to get close to instakill

not that user but more pellets -> less damage is actually a pretty significant overall damage nerf when you account for armor

Healsluts in all games.

>tfw good enough to be the best player on the team every game but still not good enough to carry 5 mouth breathers to a win as they try their hardest to grasp defeat from the jaws of victory

The only way to actually carry is to get gud as McRee, Widow, or Tracer right?

/owg/ is just ME OOGA TEAM BOOGA posting constantly.

>animenigger
>thinks hes good
HAHAHAHAHAHHA

I don't know. Who do you play now? And what is your basis for saying you're the best player on your team?

dumb bartposter

So is there gonna be a new comic today?

you forgot the waifuposting, the husbandoposting the blatant bait, the autism, the lore autism when there's a comic and the pharah getting fucked by a horse gif

Did you forget the defense heroes post

If we judge by last year it's either today or tomorrow. Brace yourself for a gay reveal.

you're describing all of /v/, not just /owg/

Hanzo.

I mean, isn't it obvious

I mean with all that shit on his pants, it's not surprising his asshole's so loose.

...

Goodnight /owg/

there's not such thing as carrying in Overwatch
play a better game

I can carry as Roadhog and also as Pharah on a select few maps.

Tracer Solder and Genji are all plenty capable of carrying and are probably much easier to carry with.

Le classy blue lady of spiders and wallhacks

I WANT A PHARAH SKIN NEXT EVENT

At this point if they really wanted to surprise us it woule be Lucio or Genji. The latter would feel wrong though since he was used and enjoyed getting chocolates on Valentine's day (which is given by the girl in Nipland). And Lucio doesn't have much going for him right now, so being gay wouldn't be out of place.

I love Lena Oxton.

When was the last time lucio was relevant, actually?

Apparently now since he's making mix tapes for Valentine's day.

Minister or Glam?

Personally, if their goal's to start crazy shit, they'll just end it all with Genji/Mercy.

You won't notice it, but after you use it for a while you won't be able to play at 60hz again.

Hell yeah lads, you can't be reported for instalocking whatever hero you want and never switching as long as you're "trying your best on that hero" according to Blizzard, are you ready to disable chat and instalocking SOldier every game?

>3 tracers 3 genjis and a roadhog in FFA
I JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN FUCK OFF WITH YOUR OVERPOWERED GARBAGE

But she doesn't love (you)

>you can't be reported for not being a fillvirgin
well, yeah?

Remember the classics?

Sounds like heaven compared to a single Moira or Junkrat.

Tracer loves everyone she's a slut

>get legendary
>WALRUS
k fine
>next box, also legendary
>CYBERGOTH ZARYA

FUCKING FUCK OFF

All I want this year is Ana, but with the new lootbox system I'll never be able to buy it.

>hog has 5 highlight intros
>even though hog highlights are rare

>complaining when you got the walrus
I've opened 35 and got nothing besides a symmetra highlight intro and a rein highlight intro

I can see it going this way: Mike haggled with Jeff to have some tiny Gency hints in it in exchange for making Hanzo gay since McHanzo is the most popular ship of the fandom.
That being said Jeff also called McHanzo and Pharmercy bettee FANships which in itself is him also saying they won't be canon.

Hog is FAR from the rarest potg

I know but they're pretty rare, not ana tier rare but rare.

The minute he added his own ship which is in itself retarded was when those two were doomed.

Moon, you retard.

>Ana POTG
Do these things even exist?

They're not rare.