/srg/ - Speedrunning General

>vcheaters need to get the fuck out
The mental gymnastics people perform to justify bad emulation just because it's official are unbelievable.

list of people who emerged victorious:
the obsessed freak

list of people who suffered endless and irredeemable exposure aka total defeat:
18xhourxgrindxmidx52xmonkey

Goku - god gamer. has a huge love and passion for his craft for the sake of the craft itself. trains efficiently and practices smart, constantly fine tuning and optimizng his ability. frequently learns new techniques and even improves upon them. always looking for new ways to become stronger and jumps at the chance for a new challenge to overcome.

Vegeta - grindmonkey. no passion for what he does outside of beating others. no interest in optimization beyond brute force. mindlessly trains by doing pushups in gravity chamber for 10,000 hours. never learns new techniques, just spams the same shit forever. bonobo howls when things aren't going his way. doesn't understand why goku is, and always will be, better than he is.

>streams once every 6 months and gets WR firts or second try every time
>claims to practice 11 hours a day offstream, but there's 0 proof of it
I am shocked, SHOCKED, that Krystal is a cheater!

who are you quoting?

Why did you mention Squid, de obsessed freak?

youre a bit slow in the head arent you user

definitely dont belong in a general dedicated to SPEED

How dis nigga kno dat doe?

why didn't you sage?

thanks for the late response!

why did you delete?

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lmfao i fucking love monkeys

can he actually understand any of that

LOL

ROFL

eagerly anticipating squid destroys the evidence!.webm

reminder that krystal is the obsessed freak

dumb tranny could never live down having his bot exposed and shut down by squid

you wish that a tranny would pay attention to you, shexmale. remember how excited you got when you heard narcismo might be the obsessed freak? lmfao

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first reply decides the next game I learn

go

super mario odyssey

Rapelay

fuck now I have to buy a switch
it's ok i was planning on doing that anyway

be sure to purchase Skyrim Remastered, it's a quality game by the talented staff at Bethesda!

I will
right now i can only get like 10fps in skyrim on my mac

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THERE IT IS LMFAO

GOTTEM

A GOD

lol @ the freak crying to Veeky Forums mods after reaction image bro made him piss his pants

haha yeah bro he sure learned his place

he got exposed hard

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not as bad as tattlextale crying to Veeky Forums mods about all the awesome pictures of monkeys that literally everyone loves but him.

I flew beyond the sun before it was time,
Burning all the gold that held me inside my shell,
Waiting for you to pull me back in,
I almost sat the world in my sights.

Close, low bright eyes fading,
Faster than stars falling,
How can I tell you I failed?
Tell you I failed...

Fallen from grace cause I been away too long,
Leaving you behind with my lonesome song,
Now I'm lost in oblivion...

if you have to spread misinformation all the time then consider yourself defeated

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I remember being 12 years old and actually enjoying metal. Ah, the innocence of childhood.

>funny pictures of monkeys are misinformation
dude it's not that serious

no, you constantly lying about squid, obviously. since day one! sad.

What lies? Isn't Squid just the name of some stupid monkey?

the majority of your post was about him not liking the pictures. i know your classic move is to play dumb, but just for the others in this thread, i needed to point out just how hard you have lost.

the only one who has lost here is you, squid. see

isn't mastodon prog rock?
I don't know shit about genres I just listen to what I like

the freak got exposed hard in that exchange!

>playing a game for a while then leaving it is being defeated (he even has a better time than you)
>obsessing over someone for 3 - 4 years is not being defeated and is completely a big win

the freaks logic, everyone

i can't hear you over the sound of my glorious and overwhelming victory

you're the only one who takes monkeyposting seriously lol

thanks for the late response!

t. guy who has been obsessing for nearly over 4 years now

>i-its just a joke!!!

>prog rock
Prog metal. It's like prog rock, but even more wanky and bloated.

you keep responding lol

proof of this alleged 4+ year obsession?

Noone would do it if you weren't here furiously defending yourself. The only reason it has gone on for so long is that it's such effective bait.

"No one" is two words.

>Noone

en.wiktionary.org/wiki/noone

>amerifats think their shitty nonstandard spellings apply to the rest of the world
lmao

>nonstandard
Also known as incorrect. Thanks for your help.

No, nonstandard doesn't mean "incorrect".

nice

thanks for the late response!

SQUID IS LIVE

remember when malos would start streaming and then post M_ IS LIVE in srg? looks like the brainless grind monkey picked that strat up

12 more days for sub 1:05 Odyssey. Don't let the freak win, Odyssey runers.

why didn't you sage?

the freak already won. see

true

thanks for the late response!

word

upvoted

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>12 more days for sub 1:05 Odyssey.
no, he said nobody would get a sub 1:05 in 2018, so it's a year and 12 days

liked

No...

It's a lifestyle.

And I...

...Am a gamer.

lmfao!

why didn't you sage?

thanks for the late response!

nope

Chuck Testa.

I'm dying

how many God Gamers are left unexposed as cheaters?

zfg is almost exposed. the pieces are there but they haven't been put together yet.

I ironically miss chibi.

reflected_sc

Good thing we still have Aquana!

who is we?

Grindmonkeying should be considered a form of cheating.