Reminder to buy your bread presliced and pretoasted
Isaiah Bell
reminder that if you don't love monika you don't love yourself
Joseph Ward
Reminder not to stare at cthulhu lest you fall into madness
Mason Mitchell
SPOON YURI HAS AWAKENED
Joshua Stewart
Reminder this is thread #242, we just got another shitposter OP
Lincoln Cook
I love her too, forever and ever.
Zachary Kelly
I want Monika to teach me how to do makeup!
Michael Parker
Just make contact brah
Christian Phillips
But that's wrong If you don't think Monika loves you, you don't love yourself You loving Monika has nothing to do with it.
Matthew Hughes
Why would you not want your butter to melt?
Landon Adams
Because I'm tired of fighting... I have no motivation to keep going. It feels like I'm just shuffling along life so I can make other people happy. Been to a therapist. It didn't help.
Jack Johnson
does anybody really care desu?
Logan Richardson
Who /tulpa/ here?
Julian Turner
...
Tyler Harris
I love her too.
Logan Myers
Your mom
Brody Flores
I love her too
Jayden Perry
It just drips everywhere and leaves a huge mess. If I wanted to drink butter I would put it in a glass, not on bread.
Aaron Garcia
What would you if Monika said "hooty hoo!"
Yet you seem to desire to eat butter
Easton Brown
I love her too.
Juan Roberts
But the bread absorbs it and becomes one with the butter!
I thought this knowledge was universal.
user you aren't eating whole sticks of butter are you?
Nathaniel Foster
Alrighty! How you all doing? I’m feeling quite mixed emotionally right now. Gonna need you guys to tell me:
Your favorite doki How you’re feeling right now
And remember: make it fast.
Bentley Rodriguez
>It just drips everywhere no it doesn't, I think you're just retarded
Lincoln Martin
>buttering soft bread with rock hard butter >end up with torn up bread with blobs of butter scattered around
Life is fucking difficult man
Gavin Wood
Monika Sick as fuck but I still have to do finals
Ian Cook
>thread number STUPID FUCKING YURIFAG
Cooper Brooks
>It just drips everywhere and leaves a huge mess Are... are you even human?
Levi Thomas
Sayori Sleepy
Jayden Moore
Which doki likes each one the most?
Juan Long
This has to be bait, right? Right???
Noah Hill
Fucking up thread numbers really is the bread and butter of this general
Connor Davis
:^)
just 4 (You) bby
Brayden Williams
Sayori Very tired but doing pretty good
Luke Bennett
Yuri A little tired but not too bad i guess
Hope you have a good evening user
Anthony Roberts
ANONS I NEED TO FUCKING KNOW was Sayori already dead by the time we passed her house? could she have been saved if we had just gone in and woken her up?
this question has been stuck in my head all day pls help
Aiden Garcia
Fuck off with this butter shit already faggot
Asher Rogers
Sayori Very good
Jonathan Wood
Sayori Tired
Eli Ortiz
user who posted lewdfic about possesion, we are waiting for you
Robert Baker
If you only put enough butter on the bread that it can soak up all of it then what's even the point? You might as well eat it without butter at all.
Christian Johnson
I though it was shitposting and bullying?
Luke Allen
because it tastes better
Jayden Robinson
"IM NOT A SMOL PINKU CUPCAKE!"
Nathan Nguyen
It really doesen't matter. i wouldn't have left her side in the first place.
Evan Taylor
For future posting pleasure
no
Jose Young
>grades finally came in >gpa is still shit Can I get some cute yuris to cheer me up?
Jaxon Walker
She hanged herself in the morning based on Monika's pun and the fact that the blood on her fingers was still clearly red.
Combined with the fact that she wakes up late, I'm willing to bet she roped herself up just as you turned your back to her and walked down the street.
Jackson Perry
It doesn't taste better, it just tastes like wet bread. If you want wet bread just dip it in milk instead of wasting butter.
Michael Hernandez
Sayori Contented, somehow
Joseph Scott
No way of knowing. She died slowly though, you can tell due to the blood on her fingers, she was struggling to free herself when she realized how painful a light drop hanging is, she was clawing at the rope so hard trying to save herself that she mafe her fingers bleed.
Hudson Long
...
Adrian Ward
>That screencap jesus christ have you ever screencapped before
Nolan Russell
Good evening, everyone! Welcome to poetry mountain! Get cozy~
Now, on to the word of the thread! Let's try "Cold"! Is it something warded by the heat? Or something to which one succumbs? Is it pre-packaged toast that is only for creatures abandoned by god, light and logic?That is up to you! Alternatives are "Ghost", "Mask", "Abyss" and "Feed"!
What are these? Words for Anons who want to write a poem or short story, but are lacking in inspiration, theme or what have you! All skill levels are encouraged to write, comment and critique! And if you have a suggestion, feel free to give it to me. Squadfam. Cough.
Remember, sleep regularly, be careful on the beach and have fun! Monika?
And dont worry user, keep your chin up, after all its christmas.
Kevin Miller
Monika Eh
Cooper Bell
Dying from asphyxia usually takes from about 10 to 20 minutes. So, basically Sayori could've hanged in there for a half a day since literature club meetings take place after the classes.
Cameron Campbell
nice try
Ayden Wilson
And, uh, my seal of approval that I definitely did not forget to put on, I swear! Ha! A-ahaha!
Cooper Parker
>Yuri likes Ulysses because long words >Monika would like Infinite Jest for all its meta stuff not sure about the other two
Joshua Sanchez
I'm having problems with my hand right now okay
Related, someone else will have to make the next one. My wrist is starting to hurt
Noah Carter
Keep yourself safe!
Hudson Campbell
I think i skip this thread and go for a walk.
her lifeless eyes still haunt me...
Jack Edwards
>It just drips everywhere and leaves a huge mess user how the fuck are you making toast? How much butter do you use? If your toast is literally bathing in butter that's too much.
Logan Perez
Every day now it feels like I'm mentally grappling with myself. I feel as though I'm so close to where I want to be, but I keep sabotaging myself. It feels like I have to censor every other thought I have. Sometimes I just sit looking at a wall or an hour or two. This can't go on forever. Just don't really understand anymore.
Anthony Perry
The true villain is the protagonist.
Carter Gomez
I see a lot of myself in Yuri. She's the one I can relate to the most. Both Act 1 and Act 2.
Though, I don't cut myself or anything of the sort, it's just how Yuri isn't that good with communication, is really into her own interests and keeps to herself most of the time, but any actual good friendship is very deep and intense and meaningful, and stuff.
Grayson Robinson
Monika: Average Natsuki: Micro Yuri: Small Sayori: Above average
Alexander Green
What did he mean by this?
Sebastian Watson
Then you should go back. Find another one if you felt your previous therapist wasn't a match. This is how you could make the most people happy.
Jaxon White
It only ends up bathing in it because it's melting! If you buy it pretoasted or wait until it cools first you can put the butter on fine.
Benjamin Green
>10to 20 mins ye fukken daft? its 3 mins tops until yer black out
Joshua Morales
Yes user, A lot of us care. is right, OP has to stop being such a faggot and stop ruining the OP.
Wyatt Gonzalez
Consider suicide
Adrian Nelson
comfy wallpaper wallpaper engine even has an animated one
Brody Taylor
DO NOT BULLY HANAKO
Justin Baker
...
Isaac Campbell
I don't understand either. But when i try to understand i just start projecting and expecting the worst in others and myself. I don't know whats wrong with me but i feel that i will never be alright.
Grayson Myers
Do they sell preburnt variants of bread too?
Juan Jones
Developer* Not a single one of the girls did anything wrong that wasn't tied directly to game-file manipulation or the solipsism and existential dread induced by the role of Club President. The MC is an inconsiderate fuckboy and the player is wholly amoral, where every decision and indecision leads to suffering because of the script.
Hunter Evans
I meant the total biological death, where your brain fully deteriorates beyond repair
Caleb Miller
kinda like spec ops the line. the best ending is just to not play, you won't cause any suffering that way
Landon Evans
Natsuki Kinda bleh
define “mixed”, user
Lucas Lewis
You can stop now, it's no longer funny
Sebastian Davis
Goddamnit, I always fuck things up I forgot to crop it
John Mitchell
Are we having another one of those threads?
Jack Lee
Probably a scandanavian thing.
Anthony Richardson
>America
Carter Jones
Posting again for the morning crowd, it's the 12 Days of Dokimas day 5! Here's Watching Die Hard With Sayori: pastebin.com/GuCPxP73 If you ever miss a day my pastebin is here: pastebin.com/u/VarietyMan
Requests for day 6 are now open!
Asher Anderson
Okay, I came in late and just went through the reply chain for this. user I just want you to know that I appreciate that you exist. Your toast-making skills are questionable at best, but goddamn did I have a chuckle.
Jose Butler
I felt nothing when I burned those cunts, just some collateral damage.
Wyatt Johnson
Even when you burned your own troops?
Kayden Martinez
You feeling like a hero user?
Ryan Martin
It's the music that gets me It wont get out of my head
Gabriel Murphy
I can feel myself die faster just from looking at this.
Ayden Ross
Hey guys!
How's this day faring you? Please tell me you don't think butter and ice cream are the same.
After seeing the voting I came to a conclusion: We'll read TWO books! Lolita and Western Front barely got one vote difference between both and the latter has been always popular. I would've picked it but I also realized it's quite a short read.
So here's how we're gonna do: You can pick one or both, it's up to you. Western Front should be doable for Saturday 6th January and for Lolita the first part by Sunday 7th (but we will discuss both on these days most likely). Afterwards will move on with Lolita and I will also revamp the format of the book club How it will be? It's a secret~!