/twg/ - Total War General

>Tomb Kings Trailer
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Reminder that Queen Khalida Neferher, the Chosen of the Asp Goddess, the Wisdom of Asaph made flesh, the Lioness of the Hills, is canonically Warhammer's first lesbian character and at the end of the world embraced her cousin, who she had idolized as a little girl then loved and then later pursued with a vicious, sexually tense hatred when her vampiric debaucheries came to light, in a final gesture of love at the very end of the Warhammer World.

JESUS that hierotitan bet GW wish they had a model for it

ive said it before and i'll say it again, skirmishers are your worst nightmare in a defensive siege, they truly are the bane of a scout equite's existence. Get two of them together and they'll beat your cavalry in melee, you have to get really fucking lucky to beat one of those barbar skirmisher spam armies.

End Times ain't canon.

>click on Phoenix Guard
>no sound
WTF CA?!

WE WUZ KANGS
Finally!

tfw no mummy gf
exhentai.org/g/609312/4b384c143f/

Write me Grace/Khalida fanfic

Can't wait to give vampire counts another spin and shove those tomb shitters down in the sand.

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Where's anubis

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Khaldia isn't a lesbian. She's BASED on a lesbian pharaoh, and is implied to be bisexual, but not lesbian. She had feelings for her cousin though.

And she's Grace's waifu apparently.

>And she's Grace's waifu apparently.
WTF? I LOVE GRACE NOW!

I laughed at this more than I should have.

WE

It's not OMG GUYS SKIRMISHERS KILL
It's
>full health cohors in tetusdo get one or two volleys from 3 skirmishers each and then lose in melee to tier 1 spears
Like how the fuck is tht balanced

twitter.com/graceblaise/status/943143811361976321
reminder /ourgirl/ literally wrote some of Khalida's voice lines.

>Pre-oder the best race now

She's right, you know.

RIP meme

WUZ

>implying the feelings weren't mutual, hence why Nefarata deliberately kept Khalida innocent and protected from the vampiric court
It's WHFB's greatest horrific love story.

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>roastie ruined the greatest character
EVERY TIE
[B]AGANS

TOMBZ

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the colors look atrocious

arkhan looks like shit too

KANGZ

Karak 8 peaks

ROME! THE ETERNAL CITY!

'N WIZZUDZ

Those particle effects are nice.
Too bad it's not in-game

>tfw /twg/ had literally 0 waifu bullshit before Rome 2
I fucking hate that game so much

Are you from the future?

WAIT NO
ARKHAN YOU FUCK
WHAT ABOUT ARABY
DON'T DO THIS
YAAAMMMEEERRRRROOOOOO

t. fleshbag

I love the way the Ushabti hold their weapons.

should have been the OP pic, literally one job

ARABY FAGS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT, GET CUUCKED HIJABY LOVERS

Well I guess there is no Araby then.

And power was taken from the many and given to the few

future FLC :^)

there was no waifu shit until warhammer m8, literally none. It was fucking warhammer don't shift the blame to R2 it brought in romaboo shitposters but it didn't bring this /v/-level horrible low-effort phoneposting faggotry.

Anyone have the copypasta?

>He doesn't remember Graceposting
Why do you even bother pretending?

Haha lol there won't be anymore races in that area arabfags btfo lol xD

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you got this user
are you implying that one dude every now in then is comparable to the low-effort shitposting garbage that happens literally every 10 seconds in this thread?

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>No "Aaaaah, Khemri, City of Kings!" in the trailer

The trailer coulda been 10/10 if they'd remembered to include it.

I didn't have it saved.

Plz be in Londinium

A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

”How old is this rock, pinhead?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”

”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

>THIS DICK IS BIG ENOUGH TO FUCK YOU ALL! LASER VISION, BITCH!
Sorta an obscure reference, but immediatly what I thought when I saw that scene

>mfw Araby confirmed for never getting added.

I was talking about the
>the air was filled with smug and frog

bitch that type of posting was ironic satire of waifuposting because this was the one place that didn't have it.

Bretonnians >arabians tho, its not like they dont belong there.
Having knightly coast is much better than having some meme arab coast.

Kek

Great read

>there's a chance Grace wrote feminist bullshit to Khalida

>As the army dies you get waves of healing magic that hit the whole army
>once all those are done, you get a free unit of Ushabti

I'm sure this won't be a nightmare to balance that turns multiplayer into a shitshow for three months or so.

sure it was faggot

Yeah having more races sucks Deus vult retake Jerusalem!

WE

I'm posting until we get our promised regimental gangbang

>Having strong feelings mean being gay

I Swear, I hate this fucking meme...

PSH MALE what do you hope to gain at my court, i have no need for another child

pls no.

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Memes aside when they say they do not serve, they're talking about Nagash right?

based user

>Just because Grace is a lesbian means she's an SJW.
Okay...when did /pol/ get here?

it clearly was and it clearly wasn't as bad as
shit like this:

>filename
kek

We live in such an atomised society that any person who cares about anyone else must really want to rub their genitals on them.

No it's about Settra not serving the chaos gods and thus does not kill nagash because that's what the chaos gods want

> Flute skeletons are waifus
Well now you're just projecting.

people also forget that she wrote a few lines at best.

Nefeta took many female lovers.

Grace is biscum though.

>current year
>not having reactionary ideas

it's single-line no-effort warhammer shitposting that only started happening when /v/ realized that some random history series they had ignored all their life suddenly appeals to them

SETTRA DOES NOT

>Okay...
go back

Gangbang posting is not waifu posting

I'm pretty sure people think she's an SJW because of the SJW rhetoric she occasionally spews on Reddit and Twitter.
I didn't even know she was Lesbian

Where is she from

A sniveling, arrogant, marxist, 1/64th Wakawaka tribe member, green party trained professor was teaching a class on Australian history

"Before class begins I want you to list 5 ways in which Australia has gone downhill since invasion day onward as a result of British imperialism"

At this moment a brave, speedo-wearing, shredded cunt ex-SAS patriot who had bantered 500 Seppos to tears and fully supported every military decision made by Australia stood up and held up his fist

"Ay CUNT what's the name of my fist?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “Oh only kids give their body parts nam-”

"WRONG. His name is Larry the Leb-Leatherer!"

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Rabbit Proof Fence. He stormed out of the room crying those leftists crocodile tears. The students applauded and all registered One Nation that day and pledged to join the next riot at Cronulla. The projector malfunctioned and displayed NOICE on the screen in flashing bright letters. An Emu named "Never Forget" trotted into the room and perched on the Australian flag and shed a tear. The class's exchange students from China blew their cover as Chinese agents and tried to flee but were kicked in the face by some sick cunts. Steve Irwin himself showed up alive and well and enacted high-speed broadband across the country

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He overdosed on sniff-sniff a few months later participating in an Aboriginal cultural festival

P.S Stop the boats