/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #243

Why are we here, just to suffer? edition

Last Thread: >Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa

>Art and Miscellaneous
Game files dump (full) - mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Fan-made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
Map: zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You): youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

>Stay around a bit longer, please?
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home518121

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=2D19LLAZ3cE
pastebin.com/0aLbzN1V
pastebin.com/a1HjHAiQ
explainallquietonthewesternfront.weebly.com/uploads/2/4/7/2/24722875/all_quiet_on_the_western_front.pdf
edisciplinas.usp.br/pluginfile.php/234330/mod_resource/content/1/Vladimir Nabokov Lolita Penguin Modern Classics 2000 (1).pdf
youtube.com/watch?v=bcnj9btzcm8
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

Also the political system makes people angry and pushes for third parties but doesn't give people them. We are in a lot of wars, we have a lot of enemies, terrorism and racial tension is up, the economy has band-aids not surgery.

Every day until you like it

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

Daily reminder that Sayori is waiting for you

>OP actually made a good OP
THANK GOD!

I love her too.

Reminder to buy your bread pre-sliced and pre-toasted.

Music!

youtube.com/watch?v=2D19LLAZ3cE

whats wrong with pre sliced bread

>That burnt, black top
Do they toast the whole loaf at once or something?
Who would do such a thing?

Cute doki kisses!!

Someone who isn't retarded give me four words for poems!

POEMS POEMS!

Stop!

>Stay around a bit longer, please?

Is it save now?

Every day I imagine a future where I can be with you

Reminder to only eat butter frozen

...

I love her too.

Natsuki!

pastebin.com/0aLbzN1V
pastebin.com/a1HjHAiQ

I cannot defeat Airman

On the ranch with Sayori!
Teaching her to ride!
Teaching her to shoot!
Teaching her to lasso!
She's bad at that one!
Sayori lassos you!
Sayori lassos herself!
Sayori!

Cute doki sex!

Purpose, mountain, love, gallow.

Someone who doesn't want their butter to melt.

wh-why are they birds in this picture?

Reminder to never call a suicide hotline.

What did they mean by this?

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Thanks for fixing the OP

Postin cute Natsuki

Waking up at 1 PM with Sayori!
Cooking brunch with Sayori!
Vienna Sausage!
Rice!
It's a simple brunch but it's good nonetheless!

>Great French
>Not a toasted baguette
This doesnt seem authentic to me

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I wanna kiss Yuri all over her body, including her scars.

Get your life together user

Going on a date with Sayori!
Driving off into the country!
Taking her to a farm!
It has all sorts of uniquely bred cows and other farm animals!
Its a local attraction she's talked about seeing for the longest time!
Watching Sayori play with all the farm animals!
They have cows! Lots of cows!
Watching your step in the cow fields as Sayori trots along happily!
Petting cows with Sayori!
Rubbing their noses with Sayori!
Being weirded out by how much they like to lick your hands with Sayori!
Laying down in the sun with some cows with Sayori!
Petting the goats!
Feeding the chickens!
Cleaning your shoe off for the third time while you watch Sayori "baa" at some sheep!
Trying to get the attention of alpacas with Sayori!
Theyre kinda dicks! Going to go pet something else with Sayori!
Seeing the cows one last time with Sayori!
Buying cute plushies from the gift shop with Sayori!
Making this the best day ever with Sayori!
Sayori!
Shes so cute!

Can someone give me the reason why dubs can't be obtained? Was there some type of major calamity that made the mods step in?

How can one image be cute, lewd and absolutely disturbing at the same time?

>with Sayori!

where is she? Order a keychain today!

Non-stop dub posting, every thread

"French" and "toast" is actually the same word in Swedish. I never understood why.

I just walked to the big lots and had the chicken ones.
Awwwwwww.....

Because they asked - I made it.

Because this isn't /b/, and don't act like you don't know what happened

Why not?

vanilla sayori stuff is hotter to me then anything.

So french toast is toast toast? Or french french?

I haven't been lurking for long, I came over from /tv/. I really don't know why. Threads must have been de-railed at a crazy high extent.

They track you down and throw you in the looney bin, thoroughly fucking up your life, even if you don't kill yourself.

>Doki Doki Magika

I love this.

That's hot.

Hey guys!

How is your day ending my eurofriends? Good?

After seeing the voting I came to a conclusion: We'll read TWO books! Lolita and Western Front barely got one vote difference between both and the latter has been always popular. I would've picked it but I also realized it's quite a short read.

So here's how we're gonna do: You can pick one or both, it's up to you. Western Front should be doable for Saturday 6th January and for Lolita the first part by Sunday 7th (but we will discuss both on these days most likely). Afterwards will move on with Lolita and I will also revamp the format of the book club How it will be? It's a secret~!

Here's the link to download "All Quiet on Western Front" by Erich Remarque: explainallquietonthewesternfront.weebly.com/uploads/2/4/7/2/24722875/all_quiet_on_the_western_front.pdf
And "Lolita" by Vladimir Nabokov: edisciplinas.usp.br/pluginfile.php/234330/mod_resource/content/1/Vladimir Nabokov Lolita Penguin Modern Classics 2000 (1).pdf

If you've already read them, that's great! Join us on the dates to discuss it with us!

Natsuki, light of my life, fire of my loins.

Let's read!

I'm gonna write some!
>captcha
>fattori
What did they mean by this?

I called a suicide hotline before and they never did that.

No, no. That'd be silly. "French toast" translates the same as "Poor knight".

I need more.
I want to lewd Sayori.

>actually putting in the effort of adding the end of their hair and removing their necks

good work senpai

so you are saying that instead...I should kill myself....okay!

Well then, dubs have never been attainable here but someone made a shitpost to get people to roll for dubs getting over 50 replies which all got deleted shortly after and the posters were all b&

Yuri is precious! Yuri is lovable! Yuri needs compassion and care, she can be saved! I love Yuri, even with her flaws!

Must not have data protection where you are.

kek

I love her too

SAFEGUARD THE THREAD AGAINST ANYTHING THAT ISN'T RELATED TO DDLC

Please do that.
I'm looking forward to this.

Is Monika into mommy roleplay?

Like butter?

user, please help me.
Can you please make some good quality, wholesome OC with Yuri and Saeko from "Highschool of the Dead"? They are so cute and adorable, they could be sisters! How long would it take you and would it be hard?
Pic related is Saeko

like that madman that compared butter to icecream

Continuation of Natsuki! wholesome from last night soon friends
just cleaning some junk outta the shitbox right now[/spoiler

Your doki is now a chav, do you still love her?

Yeah she love it when you act like her spouse and acts like you have 3 beautiful kids together

Why do we need dubs? what are dubs

You are fucking restless, as I can see.

Which one is yours? Christmas Eve fic or Letters to Mom?

I'm telling you, they're the same thing if you replace the salt with sugar.

Good luck user

On the ranch with Sayori!
One of the 'farmhands' escaped!
Teaching her to post wanted signs!
Teaching her to gather a posse!
Teaching her to lynch that ungrateful darkie!
She's good at that one!
Sayori lets out a rebel yell!
Sayori apologises for being too noisy!
Sayori!

Double digits on your post number

I would drink and watch the premier league with chavika

the fuck is a chav

Good afternoon, everyone! It seems our intrepid leaders and secretary aren't around, so I thought I'd give it a shot.

Now, on to the word of the thread! Let's try "Safety"! Where do you find it? What form does it take? Alternatives are "avalanche", "ocean", and "insomnia".

What are these? Words for Anons who want to write a poem or short story, but are lacking in inspiration, theme or what have you! All skill levels are encouraged to write, comment and critique!

Remember, have fun, get creative, and don't give (You)'s to shitposters.
Monikafag!

youtube.com/watch?v=bcnj9btzcm8

I think it's the British version of white trash.

I just want someone to love me.

"U WOT M8"

Like a gopnik but british

What is that

Thats admirable.
But i like to go a step further.
Not only do i want to care for and love this incredible girl but
her flaws are turning me on!
She is making me a little TOO excited actually i'd love for her to hold a blade at my throat.

British gopnik.

a chav is a easten european male living in the UK

I want a mommy Sayori gf!

Oh yes user, I have been at this for a long time. I've been posting the same shit for about a dozen threads and I'm not stopping. I want my dream to become a reality!

It's better to love her flaws then pretend that she doesn't have any.

the fuck is a gopnik

It may take me awhile though! I still have to finish my other stories too...

A slavic chav

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Like a russian chav