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firs

So, I opened up a topic on GTAForums that asked if our Donut Steels are the strongest protagonists in the GTA franchise expecting some really cringy posts, and lo and behold, look who’s there.

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no fuckin way

Message sent

I guess it's impossible to die of shame, if he is even human enough to feel shame.

I suspect I already know the answer, but I figure I'll ask anyway. If you have a business/bunker and have it full of supplies making product, will it continue to do that if you play on your second character? Or do you have to be on the player that owns the them?

Wait, so are money drops back in full force?

He actually bumped a two year old dead thread just to jerk off his own manlet twink’s ego! HAHAHAHA!

Our guy dropping some truth bombs

Anyone up for Pacific heist? Name's Kingmau82, tried doing it with randoms, but as you'd expect they were shitters

post your characters

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Sure thing, future me.

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>tfw abusing avenger rp bug instead of being productive and earnier money

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How?

opmd 005 is the sauce

Park your avenger inside the prison and constantly run in and out the back. You earn 400 RP like every 10 seconds or so for losing the 4 star wanted rating

>when you want to kill yourself but fail

Hi nessi

Are you a level 20 or something

No I’m 103

>stopping the stock market from crashing isnt important

You know Razor that happened before

Isn't it more effective to do CEO work/cars because you get RP AND money out of it?

Too much effort and Im feeling especially lazy

Show me true fashion /gtag/

Hello there

>Driving a car from point A to point B then selling said cars by driving from point C to point D is "too much effort"

>actually like fashion
>every trendy new piece of clothing they add fits horribly and misses the point of wearing it
>half the wardrobe cant be worn together even if it makes sense

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>doing mindless busywork just to enjoy one half-toy every few hours
the absolute state of legitcucks

Do you like the new Sentinel nessi?

for me the thing that kills it is i can't layer shit together even if it logically clicks in my mind

At no point did I say anything foul about hackerbux. My point is that if you're going to do some tedious shit, you might as well be seeing a large paycheck for it.

Not to mention you can hire a few /gtag/ goons and get them some cash.

Hi Theo!
I don't know, I haven't played the game in 2 days. I'm about to go home for the first time in a year, so I'm busy.

me on the left

>mfw just realized Rebel Radio is literally r9k

do you just find random afk people in sessions and go up and take a picture next to them like some kind of creep

>most country music is bitching about relationships

I only do that to blater

Hello!

I made about 6 mil in 30 minutes

Darn I missed out.

thanks senpai

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preddy good

>he's still here

Good. I always hate coming back to giving a source and being too late.

This one I do not remember the source for. I have several terabytes of porn on my computer. Probably JUFD something

is there a way to get a solo public lobby without dicking about with firewalls? preferrably one that i can invite people to.

suspend process

Rockstar is in the hospital for Christmas, he tells you that only you can come up with new ideas for the next update. Post what you want put in the game.

why the fuck doesn't expanded radar work in jets

I want to go to space, "buy a new property on the moon"

google says that's JUFD-386

Uh, every time I source a vehicle I get put in a lobby by myself. That means I cant deliver without NPCs spawning... Real fucking great rockstar.

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For anyone serious about getting funbux and not getting b&, this guide is for you.

Download this: sendanywhe .re/3LB4JSQA
Parachute hack for 1.42, still undetected as always, make sure you never set the value over 2400 else Cock* will see you're making too much money per job.
STEPS
1. Go to Online - Jobs - Parachuting - Rockstar Created
2. Make sure the job is Leap of Faith
3. Make sure game is in borderless windowed
4. Run .exe in admin mode
5. When game countdown starts, click "set value"
6. When countdown ends, click teleport to finish, or go there yourself, make sure your time is above 9 seconds.
7. ??????
8. Easy millions, just don't get greedy by going over 2400

that seems kinda slow

if you ewo after taking damage that counts as a kill to the person who damages you

can't call weaponized vehicles in passive

can't be in weaponized vehicles in passive

for every kill you get 30 seconds is added to a timer that counts down until you can go passive

remove orbital cannon

make expanded radar work for aircraft

i see this going the way of TT

a Weaponized gang burrito that turns it into Frank's battlevan. Highlights include spare vests, ammo and snack replenishment (x number of charges which can be restocked at latest meme-workshop) and other bits that fall under equally wishful thinking.

if by battle van you mean armored van that you can replenish supplies in, fine

if by battle van you mean yet another weapon with gun turrets and shit, fuck you

will suck dick for gtag_pc invite

Is that some kind of outmoded mod menu or are you talking about the Dinka Double-T?

Fine, the gun turret (not explosive, probably not a gatling gun) can only be used when its stationary.

can somebody post a female gingerbread suit

Who /NikoClone/?

i dont even think the user posting was him but god bless that user for introducing us to him because razor is a work of art

You first

Yo FA what's your Steam? I wanted to add you to talk about menus the other day and forgot, and I really can't be bothered to boot GTA and add you on the Social Club because I forgot my SC Password for the website and resetting it is a chore.

>tfw no hijabs on GTAO

youtube.com/watch?v=olEGtoYs_8A

Close enough, habibi.

SWALIM SAHEEM

I'd allah her ackbar, if you know what I mean

>Almost 2018
>Black suit pants and blazers STILL DON'T FUCKING MATCH
Seriously, what the fuck?

>LS police crown vic model still hasn't made it's way into online

ROOOOOCCCKKKSTTTTAAAAARRRR

They still haven't figured out how to make them the same fucking texture

Crew colored everything when

Is there a noticeable difference between the PC version and the Xbone version?

I'm a poorfag with an apartment and a 10 car garage, but I finally have saved up 1 mil instead of blowing it all on clothes and tuning the shitty cars I picked up off the street. What should I buy?

It's funny how little they talked about heists in that video yet it's what everyone latched onto

the hood fell off at some point

High-end apartment (200 grand).
Then when you finish the ensuing heist, an armoured Kuruma.

PC runs at 60 FPS and supports 4K
You also have mouse and keyboard
And you don't have to pay for online

Fuck, I'd settle for a client side only fix at this point

I should have clarified. My apartment is a high end apartment (got it for free). I've never done a heist though.

I always assumed back then that heists would just work like the gang hideouts in RDR online

the angle is pretty bad, can't really see the suit

I want heists where you're given a target and you get to decide how to do it.

Like if you want to ram a hole in the wall of the bank vault, you can do that. If you want to sneak in, you can do that.

This is very true, though I think you'd have found a good image by now on google so why are you waiting around here?

Kuruma or Duke O'Death, both are vital.

Vital for what? Will they help me stop being a poorfag?

also 0 players

i still havent found an image on google, which is why i came here

it's more intimate jerking off to /gtag/ characters

this man is living in 3017

well shieet, my bad.

I think in general people who try to appease everyone and tiptoe around trying not to hurt anyone makes less interesting things than people who don't