/lolg/ - League of Legends General

Yes

Would you play with me, /lolg/?

WEED

L M A O

nice one broski!

I'm about to shill out money to buy Ekko because he looks fun as fuck, what sayeth the general?

>Never saw the Draven webm
Did you? It was a Draven who was behind on gold trying to 1v1 a Poppy, and you're going to bitch that Poppy is OP because she won? Holy shit! An ADC with less gold and exp lost a 1v1 fight in the mid game stop the fucking presses how could this happen!?!?!?!!?!?!?!

I would play with anyone.

I'm so lonely.

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Is phase rush Darius good or dumb?

We love our man

Ahri is the CUTEST

How comfy would her tails be for a nappu?

veigar doesn't have holes in him

gently kill yourself in the most violent way possible. fuck you and fuck all niggers. if you arent maining any of these original gangsters then go thicc your fertile mom in the tight hole nigger

How is Camille so busty?

Kayn seems to have become very unfortunately popular since his release. I just fought one for the first time and boy do I see why.
>Goes 14/14/8
>Kayn: Worst team I've had in a while
He was a third of their deaths, didn't get one dragon, and went Blue on top of it. I mean fuck I had a shit game and went 5/8/13 but at least I was getting Dragons.

Do what you want. I disagree with your idea of fun but the less you care about other people, the better off you will be. If Ekko is exciting to you do then do it.

Just the cutest ever!

>According to lore Zed is a good guy
Why so edgy though?

In what order are those portraits arranged?

what is your idea of a fun hero user?

Ahriposters are for lewd and snuggling afterwards

100% RAD

Nothing wrong with blue unless there we like 3 tanks in your team

to attract syndra!

Post gay LoL butts.

from dirtiest underwear. udyr never heard of water or hygiene

>janna player on my team
>rushes ardent
>sits undertower all lane

nigga must've had his head in a washing machine i swear 2 god

youtube.com/watch?v=JBI9NlPqRi0
youtube.com/watch?v=ZaZVCN8SbHM

Considering how Hollywood cashed in on the drama of college students making Facebook, why haven't they made some TRUE college kino by adapting the story of backstabbing that created DotA2 and LoL?

>occasionally blogpost on /lolg/
>someone recognized me in game the other day

#KillingIt

The Nu-Lore has turned most of the evil characters into le misunderstood tragic villains. Cass for instance was an evil bitch before and now she turns people that kill orphans and prostitutes into stone. It's all so cringe worthy.

I can't wait for Vlad aaaaa wonder what his lore will be

>no cute heal slut to suck me off when I'm tilted

>played LoL in 2010 before I got my SC2 beta key
>I don't remember any of these

weird

b-but kat, taric and ashe?
and then, twisted fate washing his underwear two times a day is just too funny

this guy looks like he is hitting ahri posters

These are portraits from the beta. These are like circa 2008/2009

Shyvana!

no lewd

Pretty much the standard rune for his mains, and koerans.

It's less that there's a problem with Blue and more the mentality behind the decision to go Blue in the first place. He literally just ran around trying to get kills. That dude single-handedly lost his team the game but he left the game thinking "Man this team sucks".

I like hurting people. I just want to pounce on others, flaying their skin and crushing their bones. I drift towards divers. I've been playing Rek'sai again since picking the game back up. I dislike ranged champions almost universally.

reposting since it has good potential

What champion would you want to be your:
>Big brother
>Big sister
>Little brother
>Little sister
>Father
>Mother

Which who would you sleep on a dark rainy night !?

>she turns people that kill orphans and prostitutes into stone
what about those who kill successful rich men and happily married mothers of many?

Why not desu? Kitsune are made for lewd!

turned in to a cocksucker most likely.

I mean, we've already got a gay character, taric. Why did Varuss need to become TWO gays. Vlad's probably gonna be made up like six or seven people because of all the blood he's drank. Also probably has Hep C so we'll have the first canon "infected" Champion to spready awareness but in the sense of "Virally Enriched" acceptance.

You don't want me to warm up your body after i warm up your insides ?

anyone have the portait of sneaky doing the sexy glasses in mouth thing they used at worlds?

Why prostitutes?

teemo used to be cuter than he is now

>Tobias unironically stop begin a turbo shitter and rage faggot after he got his support gf

was that the secret all along,all we just need is a gf?

>teammate does something stupid
>flame them in chat
why do I feel compelled to do this and how do I stop?
when you have a jungler come to your lane and just start clearing the wave on you, how can I just be satisfied with pinging them like crazy, because I really don't want a two week ban

He's still a raging turbo shitter though?

I want to HOLD HANDS with Swift!

>When you get the same rager on your team twice in a row

>tfw 4cs/min poppy
gonna kms

Varus became two gays so he can have LGBT influences without being gay himself.

Taric was never gay.

cass is a whore so i guess it's their professional solidarity thingy, like journalists have and stuff

Best girl.
Best hair.
Best wife.

>teammate does something stupid
>say "hey can you stop doing A and do B instead?"
>"report X for flame"

???????????????????

Kitsune are pure
My insides are plenty warm, thanks though!

No, he is now a shitter and slight rager

you know its improving,he no longer goes nuclear when duoing sushi

Also poppyposter do a favor to mankind and off yourselfs

It's actually implied that Taric is gay but he put his duty before his country first.

>expecting people to be reasonable

You should take some time to think over whether you TRULY BELIEVE anyone is going to listen to your advice or whether you're just a passive aggressive faggot that can't hold in his word vomit.

because cassiopeia was a prostitute before she got turned into a snek

Will Liquid win Worlds?

Idk what is implied but he hits on a several women

my insides feel not warm enough~

>team chat is nothing but mommy give me milkies and GLONALD GLUMPF memes
did i just accidentally match up with /lolg/? hopefully not that was one of my worst games ever

I'll warm them up for you!

why did she quit, furries would pay a pretty penny

based on the anatomy that ahri is either like 13 years old or has a horrible bodyfat deficiency and needs medical attention.

suit yourself
this ahriposter knows what's up

no, that sounds more like people ironically spamming it to make fun Trump supporters. probably more tumblr/reddit than /lolg/

a fox is completely adult in 13 y.o., you should learn more about foxes!

What's guroanons's Ign?

No dude

if your insides are tight enough I'll warm them up for you

people are actually building frost queens claim on eve.. why?

is annie for lewd yes or no

Annie is to be raped by mega-gnar

>because it doesn't deal damage, granting you time to get your charm proc in before they moonwalk away from your gank at a leisurely pace

I saw it myself and as an Eve player I honestly don't know why.

Why does poppy have THE WORST lore now?

>back to finding the hero THAT'S TOTALLY NOT ME

>get banned
>make new account
>first capsule is malphite shard
I GUESS WE'RE A MALPHITE MAIN NOW BOYS

I hope this becomes a thing

Seriously, how can you Silvers be this bad? You legit have to be retarded to be in this shit elo.

You position yourself so that by the time you charm you're already posed to strike when it goes off. You don't just blindly throw W on people the second you're in range, you make it so they run into you trying to run away from you because charm doesn't tell them where they are until after it's ready to proc and it's too late by then.

People will just see exactly where you're coming from when FQC's ghosts come charging out of the jungle.

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>play with friend who sucks at game
>send him top so he'll have the least impact while i jungle
>literally force feed mid and bot kills and dragons all game long and ignore top
>they start talking smack to my friend for losing lane
>"hurrrrrr the duo of shitters" when i defend him
goddamnit people are retarded, maybe they should have carried harder since i put all the gold in the team into them

Save the thanking for when I'm done