/fgoalter/ - Fate/Grand Order NA General

Why would it get deleted? It's not early.

Where is my trap 5 star

Post that Kuro image.

Shouldn't have charged back those quartz, user. We tried to warn you.

>how?
I just took the childhood friend route, I hooked up with my wife when we were young, before she started dating anyone else, I went to college and married her when I returned
>does she look like her?
she was flat when were kids but I knew her tits were going to grown because her mom got huge tits
>tips?
literally be lucky and find your loved one before others have the chance to taint her, my wife absolutely despises the new liberal wave and all the feminism shit of nowdays

Excellent OP.

They're "working on it" apparently. Contact support and ask them about your login counter.

OOMOO

UHMMM /ALTER/BROS????

UMU

I want to have sex with little girls

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But we are Reddit, that stream proved it.

Thanks for the advice, guess I should just hold out till I find someone not crazy

NOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!

>announcing reports

Post your support reddit bros..

>Announcing reports
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>announcing reports
see you in a day!

yeah yeah heard your story before. you're just a lucky fuck
bet your name is Jeff

There needs to be more gag/SoL Fate manga, like the one with Medb and Cu Alter

Who #luckchad here

Delete this thread and make a new one

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>announcing report in thread gets you fucked
dumb loli poster

>ywn be this retarded
Feels good man.

>tfw i broke with my gf because she was a fucking soulless robot
>she is still alone because she is hard to deal with
>still single because i couldn't care less about people
Damn but she was the purest girl i've ever met.
I'm still a virgin after dating her for almost 3 years. She's also a virgin

I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE IT BROS

Explain yourselves Alterafags! All 3 of you.

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You already posted this, sorry. Try /r/eddit

sEX WITH jACk

I haven't reported anyone but is it safe to copy paste the report text?

Anyone prepping for the first round of strengthenings?
I'm sure there are plenty of Marthafags who've gotten max ascension, but I'm curious who else is getting ready.
For my part, I'm not missing out on a perfectly-good way to make Spartacus less shitty. Also toying with the idea of maxing Leonidas even though it'd mean running out of claws and octuplets.

SHISHOOOOOOOOUUUUU!!!!!!

Autism.

Meant for No need to thank me, just helping out brainlets who can't quote properly.

>still single because i couldn't care less about people
Sounds like you're also a soulless robot. You fucked up user, you were perfect for each other.

Which servants use Celsius?

Of course brah, go for it, I wouldn't worry about it mang.

Where do you think we are?

>had a gf
Get the fuck out normie scum.

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Why is Kuro such a sloppy little slut?

Put me into contact with her please

W-who is this?

Normalfag central, just look at

BRO??!

Elizabeth Barthory

This

Carmilla Lily.

>can't play FGO because Apple keeps slowing down my phone
w-what do I do bros

I would be like that as well if I had that body.

Carmilly (Old)

>Apple
You might aswell tell everyone that you're a cuck.

Relationships are basically gacha.

1% rate of pulling an awesome girl who isn't a crazy slut. Guys get with girls but they mistake crummy SRs as SSRs. You only care about SSR gfs.

You're okay with someone who refuses skinship?
I'm just introvert and dead inside, but she was my everything.
I was the one who wanted to break up, so... maybe.

Is safe to do stuffs with CE now?

Her first strengthening quest only increases her second skill's heals. None of the 4* get their third skills for at least 7 months, except Nero for Saber Wars, the bronze and silver servants are the ones that get strengthening first.

>my boyfriend broke up with me because i couldnt handle my job and now im still a fucking soulless broken loser
I'm not going to make it either.

This. Let us give her some love.

Don't forget to login today

Of course I'm okay with that

>All of this blogposting
Make it stop please, let's talk about Fate

Reminder that there are Euroneets in THIS VERY BOARD who think that you can wear anime merchandise to work. But they wouldnt know cause all yuropoors are unemployed

>blogshitting

Inappropriately using a scale based off water's boiling and freezing points is better than this

Is this actually a thing? I heard Apple slows done older generation phones so people buy the latest one.

post legs

>Apple
consider suicide

LONDON
O
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D
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>tfw came to Jeanne porn again

What happened to Eli's horns, tail and scales?
>Apple
ROLFmao.

Share it.

>I'm just introvert and dead inside,
Bullshit. That's just you not willing to go out there and get a new one out of fear if disappointment and/or rejection. I've been there, brother. It's just a matter of somehow getting out of your comfort zone and actually do it. Nothing in life worth living for comes without risk.

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>Apple
OH NO NO NO NO

Holy fuck the mage's association uniform has so much fucking swagger.

Not the best mystic code by far but damn it's fashionable.

Besides, if you're not a lucklet F2Per your Servants shouldn't really need you supporting them at all.

LOOK AT THIS DUDE

How many times do you fap per day, Gilles?

dm me and I will.

Yeah, let's keep arguing about how celsius is superior to Fahrencucks instead.

>you're suddenly in a hot and comfy summer night at Shishou's hut, when suddenly
By the power of this command spell, I order you, Scáthach!!!

Use Gae Bolg to pole dance lewdily for me!!!

>the virgin euroneet hours
>the chad NAshitpost fiesta

>I'm still a virgin after dating her for almost 3 years.
>She's also a virgin
user...

Is it blogposting time?
I got raped by two girls, as a grown, 193cm tall, man, and cried about it on the shower.
I was a virgin and it was probably the biggest shame in my life. They were somewhat cute and I have no idea why they did that, since I considered them friends

Yeah it's confirmed, there's a class action lawsuit coming up in NA

Alterafags are low-tier. Anons with good taste know Attila is the superior Altera.

>Not using a command spell to have her ride your pole
>And not using another to make her bear your child
Gay

Only when your battery is going to shit. Change the battery and it'll be back to running at full power.

why are europeans even playing this game? I thought the EU was going to ban gacha games.

sent ;)

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS PHONE