I WANT A REINHARDT TITTYPAD Edition
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first for ME OOGA TEAM BOOGA AND I SHOULD BE GM
I want to bully Reinhardt until he cries!
Here comes T.Racer!
Which overwatch character should be gay for christmas ?
(You)
your favorite character
>really want a big titty hero
>there's literally no way blizzard would get away with it
>Jeff is an assman
Why does Paladins have to be such a dumpsterfire of a game goddamn
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Dashing through the thread!
What's the one about a woman who was really a giant snake?
>overwatch character
what do you think mccree drinks?
The hero in the OP fits your description though.
booze
>Hou Yi, was a mythological Chinese archer who was Chang'E's husband. In Chinese lore, when 10 Suns rose from Earth and scorched the fields, turning the world into a wasteland, Houyi shot down 9 of the 10 Suns, leaving the last one alive.
This would be a great idea for a Lunar New Year Hanzo skin, but we probably won't get it since he's Japanese.
Also, it would imply he's married to Mei.
I read it somewhere and it is completly true: since heroes and roles are so specialised your skills don't have to get better equally to get... better. This is especially true to one tricks. In games where player characters are mostly equal, a certain level means something. In overwatch it doesn't (except the highests). Plenty of people can only do well if their weaknesses are masked by other players strenghts. For example you play a match against a gengu who dies all the time. Next time he is with you and you drop an orb in him and he is unstoppable. He is not that good avoiding damage and reflect but can do everything else extremely well.
semen
>implying hanzo isn't gay
this so fucking much, fucking forced 50, I would easily be Masters if not GM
I never thought I am masters+ material but fuck I'm so salty I'm unable to diamond.
returning player here, how are you supposed to play moira?
she has one ability (ball) and a bargain bin symmetra beam
I don't understand if I'm supposed to go in or stay back and heal
doing the first I get deleted and if I try to healbot I might as well play mercy instead
I might be retarded but please help
Rime sombra is the best skin in the game, period
>salty
stay in gold and never come out
Hachiman skin instead
Her beam is actually better than symmetra's cause it has 2x range
>never come out
b-but he's gay and proud user
Too late I'm already platinum since S2
>He's been in platinum for 10 months
How can one be this bad
Double up on healing beam/healing orb if things are getting dire, double up on damage beam/damage orb if you are getting harassed by a flankcuck
How do I into Doomfist? I feel mentally retarded when I try to play him. Is he high IQ or just underpowered?
He's very underpowered, but it's fun 1 shotting the moth with him
It is easy, you just have to be bad in everything in life.
>see a stack of 3 or more
>throw
>i don't have friends so I take it out on other people
>comfy
More like seething.
>Having friends
I think is the place for you
The Legend of the White Snake?
Trashmouse is FUN!
I wanna fuck young Ana
>three matches in a row losing because of leavers
LOL U A SHIT ME OOGA TEAM BOOGA WHO CANT CARRY 5V6 IN DIAMOND
Man that was a great Powderfinger music video.
does anyone know how to make it so when you play with a friend internationally it plays on your ping rather than theirs?
get good
No it wouldn't and no it wouldn't
>huge loss streak
>go win/loss/win/loss for a few days
>huge winstreak
>climb like 100-200 SR
has anyone been slowly climbing like this aswell?
>Goldberg and Bank are on the same team
hmm..
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>Your teammate leaves mid match costing you SR
>enemy teammate leaves in the first minute costing you SR
>in b4 shitter
I started 2700, dropped to 2300 stayed there for a week, now I'm mostly winning and climbing, around 2780.
>Completely stomping the enemy team
>some faggot in their team leaves
>match cancelled
excellento
which hero has the sexiest voice?
Moira for female
McMeme for male
Widowmaker
KOTH is the worst because capping the point easily is a huge advantage and foreshadows the rest of the turn in soloq. People quitting a lot on those maps.
Lena.
He didn't say the most annoying voice, user.
Sombra, hands down.
>"I know who's been naughty"
Jap Widowmaker
I want to feel Tracer squirming underneath me!
Genji skin tiers
>God tier
Carbon fiber
Default
>Good tier
Blackwatch
Default recolors
>Acceptable tier
Nihon
Chrome
>Shit tier
Sentai
Young genji, sparrow
Bedouin, nomad
>Beyond garbage tier
Oni
>Sentai in Shit
You know it
It'd be beyond garbage tier if it wasn't for the good looking shurikens
>Default recolors higher than nihon, sentai adn bedouin
that's beyond garbage taste, user
kys brotendo
Junkrat is so fucking deadly when there's no pharah, and even then if he's good enough he can shred the pharah
>get matched with a duo
>they pick dps
>everyone else picks dps
>they swap to lucio and zarya
PHARAH SKIN STATUS: REQUIRED
>Sentai
>not above god
>Nihon that low
>Blackwatch anything but acceptable
You need to fix that shit taste.
Bourbon.
>shit op
>shit op
Just kys yourself already.
>rank up alot
>can't do dumb shit anymore and get away with it
>can't get 50+ kills per game
PUT ME BACK IN DIAMOND
>199369531
No u :^)
PHARAH SKIN STATUS:
REJECTED
Is it holidays already in EU? Getting unusually high amounts of teamboogas today.
How does this kind of shit even happen? He wasn't boosted aswell because he was really fucking good at mcmeme
decay maybe
You're only looking at the current competitive season
He was 4200 in season 5 and 6 and 3600 in the others
Oni has a great aesthetic and cool ult line
>We need a healer!
>*picks Hanzo*
Post on the forum. Maybe Jeff will take notice
DUMB HACKER SCUM
>have to flex tank and support for the 99th time today
>"fuck this shit, I will instalock dps and don't care next match"
>we have 5 dps
>bend over and pick tank / support
>flexcucks
lmao
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the soul of a flexcuck, feelsbad
Are you the fill virgin, or the instalock chad?
There's a point where you realize you can't do that anymore user, if the other 5 people aren't going to give a fuck about team comp then you shouldn't and you should play what you like
>not instalocking and reporting every fucboi who doesnt like the pick
shiggydiggy
Instalock Genji and 1v6 the enemy team
True chad
kek
> go to forums
> make thread complaining about her ult being crap and at least they should change Pharah's line to "Allahu akbar" since it's a suicide move most of the time
> some people (including an arab) found it funny
> most complained
> got a one week ban
It as worth it.
The worst part it works too many times. I rolled numbani yesterday with a Dva while we had zero heals and an attack widow with hanzo. Those fuckers only needed a few clear seconds while I boosted into the enemy team and moved the reinhardt.
Is there any vore of him?
i'm pretty horny
>tfw you finally meet someone from the Torb initiative but it turns out hey're not throwing and are just a retarded torb picker who might as well be throwing
Is junkrat a free ride to diamond?
If you could, which one of these would you get rid of:
>Female players
>The defense heroes
>Jeff
>Female players
>See less cancer like d.va and mercy
I'm completely fine with this.
If you got rid of Jeff you could fix the other two problems in one shot.
>70% winrate on junkrat
AAAAAAAA