/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Stormblood General

>Event
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2017/The_Starlight_Celebration

>Patch 4.18
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/fb2cfeec68d0da7ae33b84f5c2eee0e39c815192

>Callback Campaign:
>na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/callback/

>Job Guide
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/jobguide/battle/

>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
pastebin.com/raw/CwDXVRwP

last thread:

Post your characters being as smug as possible. The smugger the better.

Dragons are the cutest non-Scathachs

>late January
>still wearing Ironworks
>still lv60 Disciples of Hand

BEYOND MAJESTIC MOUNTAINS
ACROSS THE EMERALD DALE
ON MARCH THE IVORY STANDARD
UNITED WE PREVAIL!

>relic might not be in on 4.2 release

Christmas soon, look the part! Another Starlight Robe.

RGFT - DJX7 - M246 - AYCN - RUT4

>might not

whats a good race if i want to play drk

lizard

which?

Middle.

Left

Lei
Ari is the love of my life.

>potd trap is visible on screen
>party member still walks into it

thank you!
I am prepared for winter!

Do you still need Doma castle?

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Post some LIZARDS

middle

why do you keep spamming this shit

I do

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If you set up a PF i'll tank it for ya.

3331, you can't miss me

Explain Chakra. Active Help has nothing.
Is it eternal should I spam it to 5 before a boss please assist.

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Why ruin your perfect lizard with that mod?

>fas face
>perfect
lol

>want to post lala but can't because pedoposters will be angry

i like how it looks? dunno
?

>still trying to force this
lol

>tfw you realize middies are the most autistic race

>play a race exclusive to annoying shitposting faggots that add absolutely nothing but more vitriol to the general
>upset when people don't want you around

Exactly what I was looking for. Thanks.

Yeah, just spam it when you have downtime and don't need form shift to keep GL.

I want to get to know, fall in love, become intimately involved with, and then eb a lalalady.

>he says as 5 people blankpost with nothing but their character
You’re a moron
Lalas are as much of shitposters as every other attention seeking mongrel here

ok relax

The other races have a minority of non-shitposting people that will help you. Lalas are exclusively shitposters.

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>some user posts image ostensibly showing that RDM does shit dps with summoner on top
>turns out there's a cheat going around that lets summoners do way more damage than they should
>turns out there have also been BLM and other dps cheaters
>no evidence of any rdm cheating of any kind
Wow really makes me think...

post MALES

hunky throbbing MALES for STARLIGHT

Do you ever find certain zones makes you want to erp so much more. I cant idle in the shroud without wanting to jump on random passerbys!

If you're trying to imply that a handful of cases of people cheating(and having their logs banned/blacklisted/removed) invalidates BLM and SMN being objectively better at dispensing damage than RDM I don't know what to say to you.

>tfw you get called a degenerate for posting your character every so often but people like this exist and post constantly

Left

>classes at the top are proven cheater classes that benefit from cheating
>i-it has nothing to do with it i s-s-swear!!11

I am a degenerate so I dont mind. I just dont post my character very often.

Use a different hair color

Are they only adding Sigmascape for the next patch? No new tier for Rabanana?

Why do you only pick out my post and not the other 73 posts that are spammed every thread fuck stick?

Ivalice will be in 4.3 and 4.5. 24-man raids are always in the catchup patches

Don't even fucking speak 3300 nigger.

>someone says they devote themselves to you
>they are in your lap 24/7
>pretty much a swat anything away that comes at them and they just stay by your side
>they get visibly uncomfortable when someone tries to get your attention
>they cling tighter when someone gets close
How do you react

They alternate between 8 and 24 man raids each patch.

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Ah, okay.

Where do I sign up?

ignore them until they transfer servers

by removing them from your life, obviously

I never even let it get to that point because clingers creep me out. I barely and tolerate normal social interaction in this game.

Red or gold eyes for a catboy?

here u go boss

IDK what you're trying to prove. Literally everyone knows that RDM has the worst DPS. The problem is that other classes with low DPS have much more utility to make up for it. RDM's utility comes in the form of being able to machine gun resses out like no ones business but once you've got a fight on farm then there's no reason to ever play RDM, your utility becomes useless the better of a player/static you are. BRd/NIN only get better the better you/your static are.

Stop it sooner rather than later, and be straightforward, leaving no room for the other person to think if they cling harder you'll change.

I almost didn't get what you were trying to do with this image and then it hit me and I started cackling like an old crow.

God bless you.

Oh so you're the assblasted resbot guy piss off with your anti-rdm agenda

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Man, what

Oh and here are my parses to prove I'm not a "3300 nigger". There's definitely room for improvement, I'm not a top tier player by any means. I like the job and how it plays, I just want it to be better/more useful.

You're the guy who's been shitposting against rdm this whole time because you're mad over your shitty static

What

I've had this happen four times outside of XIV. If that shit happened in-game, I'd blacklist that person ASAP. I can't stand clingers.

how do i get kos to use my lala like they use yours

both are festive holiday colors uwu

please post a pic though !

I'm not sure why you'd be bent out of shape over it. RDM has more utility than BLM, is much simpler, RDM is probably the least punishing job in the game. It's natural it would do lower dps. Any BLM who knows their rotation will beat even the best RDM, if they're on even footing gear and buff-wise.

Anyone want a cold, and distant female (male) eb?

>red xaela witch still not back
>my single christmas wish will go unfulfilled

How hard is the curve from switching from SMN to BLM?

Back from work!

How is everyone today?

>Having wishes for Christmas
What is this nonsense?

The only curve is in knowing how to reduce your movement, especially from modern SMN which is far more mobile than BLM

Give me your lewd pics. All of them.

Tell me in-game.


Anyone grinding anything today? I've been away for a long while so I'm trying to catch up via Savage farm.

Your favorite goth gf is back from vacation and brings a hug.

>tfw no cute fish wife
Thanks for the reminder

ew

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Name a cooler tank helmet

Protip: You cant

Hellhound helmet

Flames Lieutenant

It's only half decent because it covers your ugly face.

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I wanna

I ran off to make an outfit to joke around with you but you logged and the joke went to waste.

be a doggie boyee irl

too bad those horns ruin it as they clash and have no reason to be there

I would but you'd just steal my glam like you always do.

Ah, but I appreciate the thought! Next time just poke me, no?

maximum smug