>when your stitches does a stinkie instead of voring the genji that's been carrying the enemy team
Picking the wrong talents and heroics should be considered throwing, cyberbullying and terrorism.
Daniel Hughes
fuck garrosh
Juan Long
Xth for stop allowing people to place directly into Platinum, Diamond or Master with little or no prior ranked experience, it shits up the ladder
Carson Mitchell
Here is your lord and savior
Zachary Bennett
>day after garrosh nerfs >everyones letting him through bans >people still run up to garrosh who arent warriors >get flung into enemies and still die You can nerf garrosh all you want, but the problem was the player base
Angel Ortiz
>tfw you're losing handily but Sonya picks leap and solo heal li li picks water dragon
Cameron James
Repost!
Here are some fun things you can do with Garrosh for those of you who think he is now literal shit tier after 1 day of (not actually) playing him.
1) Hit enemies a little closer to you (use on-release for his Q), take one step forward and then toss them the moment the icon appears.
2) If you're having trouble hitting the specific distances, take Body Check at level 1, punch them, THEN walk up to them and throw them. The range on it is actually surprisingly generous. Bonus points for Double Up at level 13.
3) If your team is on point with engages, take Warlord's Challenge, Q them, then walk up to them and R them before throwing them.
4) Take Decimate, Q, R, then throw them. Then continue R'ing them.
5) Play him like a normal tank! He takes low damage at lower health, can bodyblock decently, can interrupt channels, stun and lock down divers, and generally soak up all the damage, especially with his 5% health buff. Bonus points: Warbreaker at level 1 now gives you a 5 second stun now. Hitting it is harder sure, but that's half the CD most tanks have!
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Thomas Hill
blizzard should make diamond top 1%, plat top 10%, gold top 30%, rest in silver/bronze
Christopher Gutierrez
Reminder that there is no statistical difference between Q, E, and even W builds on Alexstrasza, and nearly all her power is in her base kit and arguing about talent selections is fruitless.
Colton Miller
>Can now make a squad of a medic, Siege tank, Marine, Firebat, and Ghost Neat. If only we could replace the ghost with something cooler like a Reaper.
Gavin Ortiz
>play mommy >lose so it's that easy, huh?
Colton Miller
She is only losing to get tied up and abused. Deathwing got her hooked on it.
Aiden Lee
What talents are you picking? Alex playing is all about proper talents.
Lincoln Thomas
I'm really surprised they haven't done a reaper, I'm guessing they scrapped it for Hanzo or Genji because of course they would do that.
Tyler Bailey
How is /hotsg/ spending their Christmas? I'm going to be talking about Alexstrasza's talents and why your build fucking sucks
Jack Young
Well, there's overlap that's why. I expect there to be a Reaper Junkrat skin eventually.
Bentley Roberts
all alexstraza players need to be gassed
Dylan Foster
Friendly Reminder to stand in Mommy's circle for milkies!
Tyler Russell
What is she saying?
Easton Rogers
...
Nicholas Brooks
Give me a quick rundown on the dreadlords. Vari, Mal'Ganis, Balnazzar, Tichondrious - are there more? No post-WotLK lore, please.
Hahaha that's fucking retarded.
Jackson Lewis
>Was D4 >Now D5
Last few days have been full of shitters for me as well.
But she's fun :(
Dominic Collins
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Jordan Turner
>116 games on Alex alone already
Nolan Sanders
>playing losing streaks Mommy NO
Daniel Gomez
>Thinking 116 games is a lot
Cooper King
>d5 nani
Kayden Brown
Oh god dat firebat voice..
WE WUZ FIREBATZ AND SHIEEEEEEET
Jaxson Hughes
I want to hon hon my baguette into your french pussy iyob
Zachary White
>I love it when I'm Ana and throw my W.
Josiah Martinez
Firebats are just criminals with flamethrowers strapped to their bodies
makes sense
Ryder Adams
>when an Ana uses it too early
Parker Gray
>omitting her abs from the image literally why?
Kevin Nelson
REMOVE MOMMY POSTERS
Adrian Adams
Remove? But we just got started!
Isaac Ortiz
I just got Alex and won 3 straight with her. probably just really sucks.
Eli Carter
True if big.
Samuel Baker
>tfw Firebat is finally here How long I've waited
David Hill
>2.75sec silence Can I use this image yet?
John Sanders
>negative wr at every mmr hm
Jaxson Long
This latest patch fucking ruined what little fun was left in this game.
Why are you guys still subjecting yourselves to it?
You know Actiblizz hates your guts, right?
Dylan Bennett
t. garroshfag
Gavin Gonzalez
>Tfw love Kel'thuzad but pretty shit at him >Don't want to be a cancer upon teammates while trying to git gud with such a squishy hero Existence is painful.
Angel Rodriguez
lvl 1800 guy on my team >still has no fuckin clue whatsoever how the game works fucking mindless qm drones
Jack Lopez
why not just spam bot games until you get a feel for his mechanics the rest is mostly just spacing, map awareness, rotations, etc
Levi Perry
I know your pain.
William Gutierrez
>Come back after a couple months >Junkrat blows me over his gate
Alexander Sanchez
I'm talking about the "2018" gameplay "update."
The game is just literally 'LoL for Blizzdrones' now.
James Foster
No idea what you're talking about. Ammo was shit, regen globes are fun now, stealth is now good, and the camera is a null change
Don't tell me you're so retarded you thought infinite ammo killed specialists
Owen Hill
Where the FUCK is Maiev?
Matthew Cruz
In Illidan's sex dungeon.
Christopher Baker
Guess thats only fair.
Jacob Peterson
Is Illidan's sex dungeon inside Maiev's sex dungeon?
Cameron Butler
No, Maiev's sex dungeon was converted to Illidan's sex dungeon where she spends all day redoing the makeup to look like Tyrande and get railed for 18 hours every Friday.
Austin Murphy
Maiev's a top, though.
Jonathan Scott
Zoe added in HotS when ??
Dylan Long
She got turned into a powerbottom for authenticity.
Luis Murphy
>things that made the game unique are bad >taking said things out and dumbing down mechanics so 10 year olds don't whine about Nova and Samuro are good
Yeah, keep sucking that Blizz cock while you simultaneously whine about too many OW characters being added to the roster.
Anthony Cooper
Mommy loves breeding sex!
Henry Bailey
They'll add a version of Zed and Yasuo first.
Then Teemo.
Sebastian Robinson
source?
Luis Nguyen
source is me
Isaac Watson
can you post the full version then delete it like 5 minutes later
Kayden Hughes
>me unga support >team bunga
Tyler White
>tfw we finally have warriors for terran, protoss, and zerg
Robert Sanders
>high skill ceiling healer that needs strong cooperation to succeed >team can not possibly be bunga ever really gets my synapses firimg
William Lopez
imgur it
Jonathan Rivera
no
Blake Butler
Get a tripcode, lyob.
Nolan Ramirez
>i'm Iyob truly activates my almonds
Hunter Williams
forgot pic
Samuel Brown
I'll trade you
Joshua Wilson
So, are you supposed to go E build or Q build on Alex? The E quest seems kinda hard to complete...
Matthew Davis
y is this a thing
Are we all Iyob now ??
Parker Miller
>The E quest seems kinda hard to complete... if you think this you unironically need to hover over morales instead
Kevin Lee
E build if you're cancer. W Build is where it's at.
Joshua Hill
Always E build. Never Q.
Charles Myers
The only good Q talent is life blossom, W talents are super shit tier.
Bentley Phillips
Please post the source for Mommy, thank you.
Carter Lopez
Who is muradin for 1600 dorritos.
Evan Phillips
How did you do that? Where do you place her W? I seem to place it too far back from combat or my teammates never stay on it when its closer to the front.
Lucas Lee
EXPLAIN TO ME IN SIMPLE TERMS HOW TO PERFORM WELL WITH DIABLO
Eli Thompson
>TWINBLADES VARIAN EVERY FUCKING TIME
Juan Taylor
Make them hit you instead of your teammates.
Parker Campbell
Grab their healer and place him/her between you and your friends while being protected by Medivh. Alternatively grab a dangerous assasssin and permastun him/her.
Elijah Bailey
WALK UP TO PEOPLE AND SOMETIMES PRESS E! Charge should primarily be used as either a 'gotcha', an escape, or an execute; walking up to people is actually your b&b.
Dylan Perry
flip > charge
Isaac Moore
Why do you continue to play Alex in ranked when it's like 100% certain that other roles excel at the carry potential?
Colton Martinez
What characters or types of abilities do you use quick cast on? Which ones don't you? I seem to have a lot of trouble aiming 'point and click' abilities with quickcast, like Diablo's charge wrestling moves, but skillshot aimed abilities I prefer quickcast on. Does anyone else struggle with these things?
Pic unrelated
Nicholas Ortiz
You missed Mephistroth
Jayden Williams
So don't charge then flip, walk up, flip, then charge? Does this apply even after you get the reset talent?
Luis Nelson
The last 2 games i've played as alex i've finished the E quest in under a minute 30 seconds, get it together mate
Aiden Sanders
Preemptive Ws, place aggressively for your team. Don't ever us a W for you, unless it's before 7, and you're laning against someone that can kill you. Otherwise, after 7, if you need health back, just use E.
Good dragon timings, and ults. When you're ready to pop dragon, always have ult up. The "nerf" has made it easier to line them up if you're a shitter and can't aim Es. QW D QW R always.
Use your spells on cooldown.
Healing depends on the game, and if my team needs it all.
She's fun, she feels like Holy Pally to me. The other S/Tier 1 supports are boring to me. Lucio, and Stukov are braindead, Rehgar with his wolf talents are kind of fun to play aggressive, and I can't play Malf very well. I had a 70% winrate as her, now ~60%, so it's not like I'm holding my team back. It's also ranked, P3-D3, where everyone is a shitter, so it's not like my pick would make a difference.
Anthony Edwards
>I can't play Malf very well. Play full moonfire on 1,4,7 and enjoy the massive damage.
Brayden Lewis
Honest thanks, greatly appreciated!!
Joseph Morgan
>draws my ideal version ahegao >blue balls me wow rude
Dominic Evans
No reason at all to not use quick cast on every hero for every ability. Objectively mathematically better.
Camden Thomas
Wow, it's like I haven't tried that before, and failed horribly at it.
You also need to play aggressively as her. Play her like a melee assassin, especially after 7. Just go face.
If I'm bottom hero damage as her, I feel like I didn't add much, and should've just picked something else. She should always be in the middle, or even top damage.
