/fgoalter/ - Fate/Grand Order NA General

It might be, it might not be, but either way there's absolutely nothing wrong with it!

You will see in the future thousand people begging government to interfere so they won't lose money

Saber Wars has 19 hearts, or so i'm told. Just wait a few weeks.

NOT ENOUGH

>10 hearts and 20 plumes just to level waver atk skill to level 10
Thats gonna hurt me

You mad bro? Like huff and puff?

> burned 11 apples
> 2 spawns
> 1 heart

Daily reminder than Enkidu fucked a prostitute for an entire week, nonstop.

>laughing at retards who invest in volatile virual pixelated coins
>while gambling your money on virtual pixelated waifus

They're gambling their livelihood in a quest to get rich or die trying.
I'm eating ramen for a week so I can listen to a cute girl tell me she loves me.

At least my waifus don't fuck me over when normies get in on it.

wwwwwwwww

Can it be her rate up already? I'm ready to blow all my quartz on her. I haven't rolled since I started playing so literally anything is good.

When do we get Jeanne Alter and Merlin anyway?

>Do Jack interlude
>Thought you would fight Berserker Jack
>It's just shadow servant

d-delet, Enkidu is pure

I haven't taken out a loan or invested my 401k into digital thots just yet.

Are you shitposting or just genuinely retarded?
Seiba wars has a farmable demon node, save your fucking apples if you want hearts that badly

SF jack is bland but cool!

3 more grails to go!

Jeanne in april, probably. Merlin will be a bit of a wait still.

What limited do you have/want?

Cmon bro, this could be you RIGHT NOW

Just don’t be a lucklet

whats with all the
sudden
line breaks this time?

Because he's one of the best Buster Riders in the game held back by 2* stats

>playing from the server opening almost every day
> rolled only 1 5s and few shitty 4s's
Should i drop this game?

I have: Shishou
I want: Jeanne alter, Rider alter, MHX Alter

I was praising him.

Ishtar and Raikou are top priority. Will try at Horta and other stuff too.

prea
se under
sta
nd

have:
Gil and Shishou
want:
Martha, King Hassan, Passionlip

moriarty, sherlock, maid, illya, gramps

Yes. Not because of your rolls, but because you're not having fun.

Illya !

Anyone, the only servants i have above 3 stars are Emiya and Marie and they're okay-ish.

>Want
Mama, Illya, Kiara, Musashi, Ishtar, Scat, Maid Alter
>Have
Nobody

Post THAT Illya image

what are we getting for new years?

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Jannu Horta!
Summer Tamamo!
Cleopatra!
TWO!

It's not gay if it's clay
ITS NOT GAY IF ITS CLAY!

youtube.com/watch?v=SiXS_jjJYY8

>have
Gil
>want
Merlin, maybe another Gil, maybe APEX

Umu

I just want my king at the beach thank you very much.

this is my favourite illya image

I can kind of forgive them when it comes to
player name
in the middle of the text because it's
difficult
to predict how long it is, but the other times
are
really annoying because I have to open the log
to read the text.

>no altered me at the beach
>no altered alien me

Solomon time temple rerun

>NPQQ Quick Brave chain with Okita-san
>star gather so all the normal cards will crit
>Quick up
>back to 100% NP again for the next turn

Cute and reliable and strong and cool and cute!

Who's goddess?

It's already been bad enough that it makes me want to tear my hair out sometimes. I fear for my sanity if I ever decide to start LONDON.

You can't be both cool and cute.

>kiyo stopped spooking after I decided myself that I hate her entire being

Who are the theorical and alien her?

Fucking really? Alien Artoria?

dumb book

IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOOOWN

Tituria

Lancer Artoria
Rhongomyniad is one hell of a drug

>hating on cute mana prisms

Shuten and Da Vinci.

just another comfy JUST morning

Lancer
Theoretical is Lancer Alter. Alien is MHX

Okita-san can!

it is one of the feelings such as thinking wow that is awesome but also I want to fuck it

Alien Artoria is Mysterious Heroine X. We're getting her come Saber Wars. Theoretical Artoria is Lancer Artoria, who is Artoria if she used Rhonghomiyand instead of Excalibur

Jack!

Holmes of course.
This is supposed to be a waifu-bait game. Why are the males so cool? My other 5star priorities are Ozymandias and Karna ffs. Thankfully with the two Nitocrises and Attila I should achieve a semblance of gender equality in my team.

Have: Gil, Kintoki, Scat, Okita
Need: Jannu, Musashi, Bride, Archuria, Merlin
Want: Bryn, MHX, Shiki, Summer Alter

>mfw i just invested all my life savings into cryptocurrency

>he thinks it's over

Is tamamo good for my first 5 star. Doing resets.

post THAT umu image

>*unzips snake*

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Yes stop.

>then she cuts your belly in an attempt to go inside you

She's alright but inferior to Herc. Reroll until you get 2 4* then post result.

yes really good for arts memes. you can pretty much do all the content now

Don't listen to these two They're fucking with you
Listen to

Fuck you.

She's good for shortening skill cooldowns with her NP.

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>tfw we'll never get Lancer Proto Arthur

itt. people who can't read

Sure, if you like fox tails.
You can try getting a Waver if you want an all around buffbot.

MY LIFE SAVINGS!

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While I like his character it's pretty retarded to use on Blackbeard, one of the most infamous criminals of all time

>the wound gets bigger every night
What a way to go