/ink/ - Splatoon General

>Squeezer player
>C'mon team let's squeeze out a victory!

>tri-slosher
>doesn't even need to try to win

It's a great mode because it gets people all over the map in a better way than turf war.

But the Tri Slosher has enough compartments for each one of your teammates.

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INKOPOLIS - Cnidari, the lead singer for the popular Chirpy Chirps, is hospitalized this morning after an accidental drug overdose. She is listed as being in "stable but critical condition" at Inkopolis General Hospital this morning.

Cnidari's frequent check-ins to rehab and run-ins with the law have dominated entertainment headlines after the Chirpy Chirps announced an indefinite hiatus late last year. Her erratic and unpredictable behavior was something that many in the music industry found troubling.

"I'm shocked and saddened to hear about my friend in the hospital," wrote Crowntail, violinist for the Bottom Feeders on social media. "Praying for a quick recovery. Much Love."

Pearl from Off the Hook is drawing criticism for what many are calling a "cold" response to the news, stating over her daily talk show that "It's a drag, but she knew drugs were bad. Everyone knows that. I mean, why feel sorry for her? Whatever!" Off the Hook's publicist was not available for comment as of presstime.

This is INN.

What if Splatoon had sport game spin offs like Mario has?
Splatoon skating, splatoon b-ball etc.
Or should the woomies just be cameos in mario sports games?

I like what you're doing.

I bet that was octoPearl

I'd play a JSR clone set in Splatoonland.

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I always knew she was a druggy.

Fuckin' dusties.

octos are woomies now too and if you disagree you're specist.

Is Pearl a squid?

Octolings are aras. True octarians are burps. Calling them woomies is like calling a white human nigga.

pygmy goblin squid

What if your speggy was getting bullied at school?

I bet she can't even woomy

imagining her trying is the cutest thing

Can someone explain this kill to me? Cause it looks completely fraudulent on both ends.

I guess that's true

1 6 H z
6 H z
H z
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I don't think it's netcode, more likely physics glitches on rust guy's side.

high latency + low tickrate

>tfw tentbrella main

Something is really messed up about the connections lately. I've had more disconnects in the last week than in all the months before.

p2p in a nutshell

what is this webm even supposed to show

Damn, having the shield stay up longervwould've been so good in that situation. Also, that moron jumping to you and not to a beakon.

>place three beacons all around the map
>no one ever uses them

I like how her tentacles have a heart in them

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Well the beacon takes a lot of ink and I think the sheid uses ink every time it's hit so it wouldn't have helped.

then maybe you should use them yourself, no one is stopping you

>I think the sheid uses ink every time it's hit
I refuse to believe this until I see webm proof
captcha: needs fiestas

pastebin.com/PsKJbpXQ

I hope you guys like it.

Brella can jump straight into action and shield on landing.

>Anonarwhal

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Shield just uses ink whether it is hit or not.

It's like Anonymous, but Anonarwhal.

And how this forbids putting beakons in some remote vantage spot and using them? Jumping into action is not always the best thing to do even with shield and the shield won't protect you from suction bomb on arrival or something

Because Brella not mid-action is useless and brella that doesn't survive is a bad brella, that's why beakons on Tent are the stupidest design choice that is only there because "lol you can set camp". They would be remotely useful if teammates used them, but if they don't you may as well not waste time on them.

I was the one who made the video. And watching both sides with sound still makes no sense to me. I was in shock in the moment and it still doesnt make sense re watching it multiple times

You've heard of elf on the shelf....

The thing with this game is, even if the defending side sees some crazy bullshit happen, it almost always makes sense to the attacking side (except with grenades which are the opposite). This made no sense on either side, and synced up very well too.

I hope camp triggerfish never returns.

What about...

This senpai.

I didn't get the chance to play last night. What was the general verdict on the new weapon?

What's camp triggerfish?

Male ejaculation is what I heard.

Can have some fun with that idea

How fresh am I /ink/?

Not even close

Unironically worse than Poser

I'm having PTSD

>tfw the /ink/ user you like doing league with hasn't posted or been on for 2 days
Is he dead guys?

Who is it?

im probably not the user youre looking for but ill play league with you if youd like

Huh, Crazy Arrows work surprisingly good with Splat Roller.

Decade

Maybe later user. I'm pretty busy with self-loathing

The joke was that that was the meme Jap combo back in Splatoon 1. Guess there aren't as many people from the original general as I thought

Salmon Run in an hour?

were crazy arrows actually a meme? I only remember the hat and shirt

I remember it being blue moto boots instead of crazy arrows.
Ink resist was super good in early splat1.

It was them or Blue Moto Boots. I don't remember

Huh. Most Krak-Ons I've seen were all or near all swim speed, sometimes special charge.

this
>user tries to prove hes ebin old fag
>only proves that he's retarded by fucking up the meme

Woomy's calling you daddy while you fill their womby!

I saw Crazy Arrows a ton. Everyone called them the clown shoes.

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A terrible map, second worst after moray

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It was the best RM map hands down plus TC and TW were fun on it too.

t.rangelet

>not eliter with the 3 attack up gear

>Decade
>Dead
Impossible I would feel it

>best RM map
That's walleye
>TC
>awful as ever and now you cannot even escape because lolwater over the whole tower path
kys anytime
t. partial charge abuser eliterfag

>Cum inside Woomy
>Dick Still hard
>Come again
>Its starts to hurt!

>That's walleye
your taste is shit
>eliterfag
Nah. You know there is an ability called bomb range up? It's really useful sometimes.

What if you caught your yebby sniffing your dirty clothes and touching himself?

>implying I have a yebby

>yebbyposting when 99% of us wont be able to relate with our woomies
give up, homo

Schedule a sex change for him because he clearly likes guys and wants a plug and not a socket.

fuck , the other way round.

sounds good to me as long as he lets me do the same
>hurr durr this post isnt about me wahhh
baka

>kageys gay for decade
I knew you were a fag.