/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

>Modder decides to grief me during a resupply by shoving a guitar up my ass and flying me into space

I want to be mad but I applaud the creativity, its better than being blown up by a super EPIK orbital cannon for the hundredth time

So about that doomsday heist. You can't acquire those Clifford synth masks used for the cloaking Juggernauts, can you?

Nobody wants to risk getting banned over some charity shit. LOL Go do heists son..

>tfw your gtag bestie looks into your eyes during our time together in the winter

Melt that snow with your love

Snow sure is fun, said no AI ever.

Anyone made GiTS characters since we have a tilt-rotor now?

>we will most likely have a tachikoma like tank come next update
>mfw

Spring Cleaning maid update when?

Spring, I'd assume.

The weaponized Tampa can be used on heists, right?

i just want some non-meme tanks ffs

[cyber-bird intensifies]

Is this a glitch or is this in the the game since day one? It drives me crazy now I can't unsee it

youtube.com/watch?v=k8EKnbTv7JA

>finally get a rando I trust to help me run a full gunrunner stock
>Hacker keeps kicking us out of our vehicles
>Flings me into space

Is grinding a meme? Will gtag_pc ever accept my request and save me from this hell? I just wanted a comfy holiday.

Post snow outfit inspo
Looking to cook up my own so I have no picture

this would be happening even without the snow

I swear the snow doesn't actually affect car handling and it's pretty much only placebo.

Idk, I watched some cars at one corner slide off the road on after another. None of them could hold the turn and there was no obstacles at all.

Formula 1 cars when. I want proper tracks and realistic max speed to all vehicles. Maybe limit the jets.

you wish

I would literally vomit in my own mouth if they released an F1/Nascar update. That shit would get old fast.

why haven't you embraced maximum autism comfiness and joined the RP masterrace?

do you get cucked by a nigger in game too?

reminder to always put clothing to player saved outfits when hosting a heist, will make starting the mission faster as people wont waste time flipping through the options, and will allow people with heavy utility vest to have more health

>Mk2 weapons
>Still won't let me co-witness two optics

Why is Cockstar so bad at customization?

But I set it to From Selection just so people have no choice but to wear utility vests

The "AK12" (Assault Rifle Mk 2) Has a fucking magazine well like an AR.

AK magazines are designed to rock in. They don't slide in. Process that for a minute, and then ask again.

You would think a company worth billions would have access to Google or Youtube.

*teleports behind u*
nothin personnel..... kid......

first two act finales have been too easy, with only two people also

perhaps i'm just seeing things that are not there, but I swear there's a passive health regain in finales

I was sourcing a car, and the police were kind enough to send an escort.

How do you choose between your children?

It come from you standing next to the CEO.

I literally role play every day. Post RP bio.

ah, well that makes sense.

>Fly my Deluxo sleigh
>mfw a Grinch fires missile at me
>Deflect it with the Christmas magic of a flare gun
I knew it was a good idea to keep this thing unarmed, and to keep a flare gun with me.

>fires a second one

>>Deflect it with the Christmas magic of a flare gun

How the fuck did I not know this was possible.

Why did rockstar break the ambush gunrunner mission. Had to fucking find new session to avoid getting insta killed by helicopter rockets for a half hour.

>Inb4 git gud
Kills you before you even get to pull out a weapon most times.

Die anyway and roll with it you fagget. You respawn. They don't.

>Fire a second flare

It was only made possible with the Smuggler's Run update. Fire the flare after the missile is fired and it'll distract it.

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Before that could we talk about how the Heavy shotgun is chambered in 5.56?

Literally dead 2 seconds after respawn. If I had remembered to buy missiles a may have had a chance.

Is grinding crates beteen 2 large warehouses still the fastest way to make money solo?

Hell no.
Car Import Export

Revolver Mk2 With FMJ? Minigun? Machine gun? Fuck, AP Pistol or Heavy Sniper? All of those will knock up a Buzzard or Valkyrie.

;_;7

It is and always has been Import/Export with the vehicle warehouse.

It does only fire one projectile. Maybe they intended it to be slugs?

Nah just lazyness,It's a reused skin from another gun.

>cant wear festival clothes all year
the saga of cuckstar never ends

I just got my vehicle warehouse. What is the optimal way to do the I/E stuff? Solo public lobby or actually bother getting multiple people?

WHERE THE FUCK DO I BUY STEALTH MONEY

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With people if possible, but solo works well, too. There are 10 models of standard range cars, 10 mid range, and 12 top range, with 3 variants of each model. You'll never get two of the same model of car unless you already have one of each model, so make sure to collect one of each standard and mid range car. That way, you'll always source top range cars, unless you collect one of each of them, too (Don't get more than 32 cars/80% capacity).

Yes

Orbital Cannons must have been something someone at Rockstar thought sounded cool and proceeded to give zero thought to what it would actually mean to have it in game

Its so unnecessary and obnoxious

>buying money
>ever

Or you could just, ya know, play the game you turbo autist

Even if you think you do, you don't need everything right off the bat

They've made it laughably easy to make money in-game. I scoff at these lazy peasants who cry about shark cards and beg for hackerbux

I like to use it on people who instigate shit with me when I'm just minding my own business. Usually they get so asspained and eventually leave. Orbital cannons are a blessing.

>vehicle and weapons workshop costs an extra million for MOC

Why is all this shit so expensive?

buy shark cards

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Once you get the MOC and vehicle shop, the actual upgrades are not much more expensive than the shit you find in a regular body shop in game.

Fuck, even some of the weapon upgrades were cheaper than I imagined.

It hovers right above you, out of your aim cone. You have about a second after you respawn before it's either above you again or has shot you, being generous. Sometimes you just die before the screen fully fades in. It's basically that meme webm where two crewmembers were spawn trapping a poor fuck with a Hunter, but with the AI's aimbot and precognition.

Can I start buy/do resupply missions from an MOC?

You can only start the Gunrunning special missions from the MOC. Other than that no.

Get one. They're worth it for a variety of reasons.

What are some of the benefits besides the vehicle/weapon upgrades?

The cabis super armored and makes it easy to do hullage CEO work

It's a fuckhueg truck with a shitload of health. I mean shrugging off many many many explosions. It's also quick, for how strong it is.

(Pls keep in mind I stuck with the Phantom truck and I didn't get the other one)

Starting from the beginning.. The truck itself is fucking durable as all hell and able to take multiple rockets before being destroyed. It gets even more so when you apply full vehicle upgrades to it. When you max out engine, trans and turbo the damn thing is the fastest tractor-trailer in the fuckin game

The trailer can be dropped off anywhere, meaning you can use the cab to run Haulage VIP work if inclined.

Despite its toughness and available weaponry on the trailer, I wouldn't call it a direct combatant. The MOC can fight back if it has to, but if it's doing any fighting at all, it should be as a supporting vehicle adding firepower to an already brewing firefight. The truck is tough but doesn't have bulletproof glass.

Oh, and when it's finally destroyed, replacing it doesn't cost you anything.

Then of course, you put a gun workshop and a car workshop inside. What's not to love?

So do crates between I/E with cars?

Fuck crates. Do Import/Export and run a VIP job inbetween sales/thefts. Ideally you run Headhunter in a helicopter.

I/E with VIP Headhunter while the car selling is on cooldown with a Buzzard ideally.

630-650k/hour

>I wouldn't call it a direct combatant.
I would. I've gotten more tryhard salt and accusations of godmoding from this truck than I can keep track of. It shuts down ADADAD tryhards cold because there's no effective counter to it on foot if you keep your windows away from the enemy. The fact that it takes so many rockets to kill means that most players will just give up before managing to actually take it out.

I forget how many rockets the damn thing will take. Was it 12 for the trailer?

How much does Haulage pay?

Anyone know how to get those outfits with the IAA bashe on it?

What about how to keep the belt?

About the same as Headhunter. If you use your MOC truck to run that shit, it's both faster than usual and you have a vehicle to drive back at the end of the run.

Which vehicle warehouse should I get

One that can house enough cars to do this

Post cold weather operators.

IDFK. I still have the one near the junkyard.

I don't remember where they all are, but if you really want to grind efficiently, get one that's close to a Pegasus helipad.

explain how the goggles work

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