League of legends general /lolg/

How did Evelynn kill vaynes parents? Did she seduce them into a 3 way or pretend to be them?

yeah there have been quite a few good people from here and some of the relationships between people have actually worked out like giraffes/nazz
that said 99% is ugly dogshit

she shot them in an alleyway after they attended a demacian play

Probably self defense.

You can never trust shifty (((Demacians))).

>Finally win a fucking game after losing 9 of my last 10

She shot the father then wrapped the gun under the mother's pearl necklace. As Eve pulled the trigger, the slide shot back and broke the necklace. The pearls dropped to the ground, clanging as the young Vayne screamed

So it's plausible. But really unlikely

who?

Jesus christ im drunk and retarded.

honor doesn't matter until you see what happens when you get directly put into honor zero

people from /soc/ date all the time
that said /soc/ has the most normalfag channers probably
one wonders why they are here in the first place

it's unlikey to be anything more than just an online fling but it'll be fun while it lasts

do you have a crush on someone user? who is it? I won't tell anyone I promise

that faggot avatarfag

yes but really unlikely is an understatement as in my 6+ years or whatever of being here there has been a total of TWO relationships that have gone anywhere being lisha/qt and giraffes/nazz

>Caitlyn will never be THE sheriff of Piltover again
>Caitlyn will never be the law of Piltover again
>Caitlyn will always be a secondary character because jinxylord had to insert his stupid characters into her story arc
>Caitlyn will never have her own rival and instead have an afterthought like Camille thrown in because 'c' stands for Camille
>Caitlyn's lore and character will never be expanded on and will continue to be retconned for whatever new champion they throw in

>"If league wasn't my job I would be playing VRChat 24/7"

who else watching Dyrus slowly lose touch with reality?

MOOOOOOODS

She's 1000+ years old dumb fuck.

she's also not real. nothing is being shown so it's technically sfw

Only a cute chubby hairy guy

I wanna hold Lulu VERY tightly in my arms!

Xth for shes literally the second worst rework in the game
memdekaiser still holds first

What is the required reading on your main
The shit you absolutely must know if you plan to play them

I think he killed himself already.

I swear to FUCKING god its like everytime theres an fatgot in the game cheating death becomes impossible

the fact that the stupid fucking ulti ignores barriers is retarded, nigger pulled me through a FULL LIFE BAR IN SHIELDS and dragged me out of a redemption zone to fucking execute me

fucking FUCK im livid

ur really gross kid

Go to bed Wan.

I went there once, thought it be random bantz. But it's just camwhores and horny people who rate each other 7+

is this draw user back?

...

wait
wait
wait

is that en eyeball on the crown on the bottom right

did she gouge his fucking eyes out

>tfw ulted my teammate as taric
>It went off right before urgot ate him
EHUEHEUEHEUE

It's the kind oif champion League needs as a counterbalance to all the zoe's, fizzes, zeds, lee sins, ahris, akalis and their bullshit mobility creep.

What if she can't breathe?

no but its beautiful

I'm not a waifufag but I always get lonely around christmas and I can't stop thinking about what it would be like to have a pretty and kind girlfriend like Janna...

...

No. Get some glasses.

she did it so he didn't have to see her cut his dick off
what a thoughtful gesture

YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO IMAGINE THE FIRE

then i release her just a little bit. DUH.

>tfw no qt petite gf

Would Jinx be into small cock humiliation? Asking for a friend

don't remind me user
this past few days have been so tough
I hate being lonely

its too late
lulu passed out
her body free to your desires

jinx only likes to get mounted by black bulls

Even average cocks look small to the loose canon, but she's too bent on cramming it inside you to really concentrate on the humiliation.

>tfw there's an Ashe build that can do up to 800 damage per hit 100% of the time before reductions, WITH A 2.0 ATTACK SPEED that no one is using

something about this post seems a little off...
cant quite put my finger on it..

it's almost like it was written by an urgot main roleplaying as an ad carry main..

There's a build. Where udyr can do 4k damage a second. After reductions. That no one is using.

time to bully!

>Before reductions
Into the trashe

there's a good reason they aren't using it, silver surfer.

No, I was playin Aurelion fucking Sol and had a 40 minute match where their adc was useless got fucking demolished because I couldn't outplay Syndra's epic R button press and then ate the ult. I'm sick of this garbage where getting "caught out" is starting to mean "staying within vision of one person for more than .25 seconds"

>tfw ~two weeks after the Varus butchering and I already want to come back.
Riot wasn't getting my money in the first place, only my kindness towards those who take the game too personally. How do I make the game as miserable as possible for everyone around me without getting banned?
Captcha: SHEN moving

Then I rush her to the ER, DUH!

Well yeah cause who's gonna let some retard without a dash just run at them or be caught without their team? lmao

user PLEASE IT'S STILL LIKE 500-600 DAMAGE ON HIT ON A 100% UPTIME AFTER REDUCTIONS ON NON-TANKS, LET ME HAVE THIS

if you knew they had an urgot there is literally no reason to ever walk where they have vision + someone that can nuke you, the same thing would have happened if malzahar engaged on you, you would have gotten deleted

THERE'S LITERALLY NO REASON NOT TO IT'S 100% UPTIME 500-600 DAMAGE PER HIT ON NON-TANKS AFTER REDUCTIONS

thats not really impressive when jhin can easily hit 1000ad and deal 1200 crits per shot after reduction
there are plenty of better options

maokai mashes his keyboard ontop of you, what do you do?

thoughts

Play cancer laners. Jayce, Teemo, etc.

Play Nunu.

guys, when i ban lb they pick zed, when i ban zed they pick zoe, what should i do

thats some good reflaxes

BUT HE HAS NO ATTACK SPEED. THIS IS WITH 2.0 ATTACK SPEED user. TWO ATTACKS OF 500-600 DAMAGE A HIT EVERY SECOND. ON A CHAMP THAT GETS ATTACK SPEED AND DOESN'T HAVE SOME CHEESY GIMMICK PASSIVE, JUST 160% DAMAGE ON ANYONE YOU'VE SLOWED.

You still do 200 damage, On a basis of 2 attacks a second. 100% OF THE TIME against 75% damage reduction unlike other ADCs that do even less unless they crit, WHICH ISN'T LITERALLY 100% OF THE TIME

>Have Jhin ADC
>Not sure who to pick as sup
>Decide to go first time MF in ranked becasue "it's preseason"
>Enemy literally can't do shit

God damn that was dirty I didn't know Jhin/MF was this stupid. I almost feel bad.

>wanting to have a whore who blows people for 2.95 per minute as a gf

not that user but...
>implying ahri is any better/any less of a whore

What macros can you use that aren't against the rules?

>no attack speed
its called refined stats shitlord

B E S T
G I R L

ahri doesn't charge any money, ahri a pure!

You got bad tastes

>ahrifag
>calling someone else's waifu a whore

Honestly, now that I think about it the most obnoxious thing you can possibly do in this game is just play really well. It'll make the enemy team want to kill themselves.

btw can i report anybody who does a good combo on zoe for using macros

>Yi builds a Cowl
I think I broke him.

malz ult is retarded in solo queue
all you have to do is aids push mid then go ult a side lane and you'll be D2

"That'll be one soul please"

>no attack speed
>has to reload
>significant gaps between his low attack speed and reloading in his overall DPS unlike Ashe as she rivals his DPS without being slow or relying on cheesy, convoluted gimmick passives
>thinks this is a good thing

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>Rerolling is rigged

What a shitty company, first they ruin orange essence making it completely useless then try to stop people rerolling instead

boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/general-discussion/f4Pv2bm9-skin-rerolls-are-highly-weighted-no-1350-skins-data-inside

luck
he does it before the ult animation even starts

what's the build?

No cock worship, all size and shape. She really gets in to it and kinda a bit crazy...

she was too lewd with Hecarim

>600 wasted gold for a single kill
retarded?

Pick Yasuo and crush them all

>is a rampant whore
>"sh-she doesn't charge money!"
>is a a bigger whore than Janna, is so easy she doesn't even expect money

You made it worse.

no dude u have brain problems
>i want someone who doesnt take care of their body at all
thats called gross

the same thing you could do on any other adc with any other build (besides xayah) you fucking retard