/eagg/ - East Asian Genocide General - Historical Quotes Edition

Sushi, Sayonara, Emoji, Katana, Samurai, Mitsubishi.

*blocks your bridge*
OUTTA MY THREAD WEI FUCKING SHITS

nice baby hands faggot

It's strange right? Guan Yu and Liu Bei at least made an attempt to live good lives, but Zhang Fei repeatedly drank, raped girls, mistreated his men and got them killed giving orders while drunk.

You would think history would remember him like Guanspawn #4, but instead he's one of the three sworn brothers that stood as a bastion against Cao Cao. What happened /eagg/?

Is this picture of me cute?

>one of three sworn brothers is known as one of the three sworn brothers
Woah.

Guan Suo was one of Guan Yu's children and a major officer in the Shu army, but he's recorded as a sidenote.

You better give us great storytelling and music. I might be willing to forget about the similar movesets...

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>a donut steel whose only claim to fame is being Guan Yu's made up son is less remembered than one of the three sworn brothers
Again, woah.

How about post an actual picture next time sweetie

Guan Yu did nothing wrong.

DAMN, GUAN YINPIG LOOKS LIKE *THAT*!?

yinpig is right

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Is my sister cute?

I want Mi Fang to be added as a Robert Ford type of character the Guan Yu’s Jesse James. Guan Yu’s reputation is overblown and Mi Fang worships him until he gets closer to him and realizes he’s just an arrogant scumbag. Mi Fang could eventually grow to hate Guan Yu and Liu Bei’s army after his sister dies since she was left behind and doesn’t believe Zhao Yun even tried to save her and just saved Liu Shan. When it all comes to a head when Mi Fang meets Lu Meng and sees how good of a person he is and is convinced to join him. Have Mi Fang be the type who idolizes but is turned into a cynical person when the myth meets reality.

Very cute, you should introduce me to her sometime.

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>Guan Yu did nothing wrong

Yeah and I want a solid gold back scratcher. Doesn't mean it'll happen

Does Lu Lingqi eat ass?

Yes. Mine

no I eat hers though

No Imperial Uncle, don't do it!

Delicious

This place is dead tonight

SHACK ATTACK

Reminder: Xun You is a manlet

We're not getting any news until like Tuesday morning and most everyone is just waiting for release at this point. There's only going to be a posting spike once the final five characters are revealed or if there's some hilarious cloning in one of the exhibition videos.

it's almost like it's christmas weekend and I like to hang out with my friends, my wife and my wife's son instead of the internet for a change.

You sound gay as hell

I want to hold hands with Guan Yinping!

you sound even gayer.

I want to hold hands with a cute girl, how is that gay?

>girl

Are you implying Guan Yinping is a boy?

>he doesn't know

Oh shit, what don’t I know?

I want to wrestle Deng Ai while Tom Sawyer by Rush plays in the background!

>Shi Zuan, get my sword.

Need some Oil?

Guan Yinping loves you user!

Romance of the Three Kingdoms X with PUK is now on steam. Will a fantranslation work for it? There was a translation for the PC version but I don't know what happened to it.

What would you rather have /eagg/, remember you must have one or the other.

1: Saber from Fate hops dimensions and kills every female character in Dynasty and Samurai Warriors

2: An actual official Sonic musou game with the shadow the hedgehog theme music played on loop.

I'll main my boy Big the Cat.

Death sounds good, thanks

Is this even a choice?

youtube.com/watch?v=_kTBbTSjZpI

Your waifu a qt but Zhong Hui a shit

name a single cooler musou dude. I bet you can't!

I liked all the new characters in DW9 except for god damn Zhou Cang

which one of the newcomers is your favorite? mine is Han Dang.

It's literally impossible to give a name so here's a picture.

do you think little joe has a big joe?

I bet it's more like below average joe

Knock it off, this meme has gone too far.

Yo check this out

Zhang

Fei

>Zhou Yu was hitting that

I'm jealous

You like boys,

look at this cute girl, I love her and will be marrying her in Dynasty Warriors 9

No you won't, she is mine.

>Marrying used goods

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Wife game is strong.

Xingcai you're so cute and pure, why are you hanging around those two thots?

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I am very attracted to this woman. How do I access the video game world and kiss her?

Zhenji was loyal while Xingcai is a rapists daughter.

Xingcai is still loyal to the qt Liushan.
I'm sure the two don't even have sex. They just snuggle.

Adou is too autistic for that. We all know she gets WEIYANED.

Do you REALLY think Zhang Xingcai would settle for those two when you've got the only chad in Shu present?

Xingcai was like ten years old by the time Pang Tong bit the dust.

>has sex with a girl
>dies before he can cum
ITS JUST LIKE THE GAMES.

>not training

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>After Zhuge Dan was killed, his remaining banner men, numbering several hundred, were captured. They stood together holding hands in a line. Each one was asked to surrender. Each one refused and was beheaded, one after another, to the very end. They all said: “To die for lord Zhuge is no regret!”

It's the end of 2017, /eagg/. What's the best musou that came out this year?

I guess the Dog had his own bitches.

Do her knees end in nubs?

Does /eagg/ end on page 10?

Only when it feels like it.

Whats worse?
Getting betrayed after comitting many deeds like Deng Ai?

Or dying early before you could really leave a mark like Huangfu Song?

based young masayuki in the Oda clan

I don't think anything can stop this! I might divide up a province just for him. I have some good amount of years until Nobunaga gets assassinated to enjoy this all star cast I have gathered up.

Cute

Fire Emblem Warriors

10

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Doing many deeds for your country but never getting acknowledgement for it thanks to one of two higher ups not liking you. Alas poor Wei Yan

eagg has ruined Lingqi for me, whenever I think of her all I think of is SHACK