/owg/ overwatch general

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she's a lesbian though

A rank you don't deserve to be in for playing
OP shitter classes

Why have we gotten almost no lore this year?
Why is Chu not doing shit?

CLAM GUZZLING
FEM SNIFFING
VIBRATOR HAVING
TUMBLR BROWSING
HAIR CUTTING
VAG LICKING
LESBO IDENTIFYING
HET HATING
MONKEY KEKING
PEARL DIVING
COMMIE DYKE

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>This is your teammates.

Chu not doing shit > Chu doing shit

>my team is crouching and crawling stealthily flanking the point
>follow them as D.va
crouch fucking when

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I'd be more worried about having no limbs, if I was in bronze.

>accepting Blizzard's shitty SJW pandering lore

more hissing pharah!

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>more shitty tumblr art that makes Pharah into a nigger
how about you kill yourself you fucking fag boy nerd

What are you doing tomorrow /owg/?

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NOT BEING A FUCKING FAGGOT

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cuddling my pillow pretending its Tracer

it's so funny how the artist for this is tone deaf, because mercy and moira both look properly freaked out by pharah

I see you're doing that today

Fucking faggots

Whats up with those fucking stupid ult changes

>Die midaway through spirit dragon
>Lose everything, all charge, no dragon

>Throw pulse bomb as I die
>No bomb, just die, no charge

>Throw blizzard out as I get stunned
>Lose ult, lose charge

BUT ITS OK WHEN GENJI ULTS BECAUSE REASONS

>gay
>she gay
>gaaay
YAAAAAAAAS! I bet the Nazis are so TRIGGERED by this!

They changed it so getting stunned or dying the second your ult goes out it gets depleted. They did this because of people killing genji when he ults, and he comes back with ult just fine.

Ironically enough this change didnt effect genji :^)

Family stuff,
Drinking and playing poker with my cousins.
Fucking my bf afterwards

One of the most annoying parts of this century is gay becoming a substitute for personality

Has this artist done nsfw stuff?

Marrying Lena "T.Racer" Oxton.

>26 elims average
None, that's QP.

>d.va
>OP
Now this guy is bronze.

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Especially when these fags feel the need to shove it in your face because they can just call you a bigot if you tell them to fuck off.

yeah i mean judging by your english your BR 250 ping is going to handicap you into bronze league forever

you can try and blame some memeteam duo but there are other things that are going to need addressing no matter what

I WANT A REINHARDT TITTYPAD

Atleast faggot posting is better then "I want t.racer to crush my face with her powerful farts OWO OWO :) ^___^"

Shit development team. They literally put one of the most mobile heroes against 6 of the least mobile.
Either you group up icewalls and chainfreeze winston you aren't going to win at all.

If you manage to avoid getting frozen you don't even need to get the meat, it's retarded.

Those are mei posters, tracer posters just post butts or cute lenas

Who are you quoting?

I WANT fags to leave

yeah, but you apparently have to be one of his patrons to access it
patreon.com/yy6249

pew!

yeah and if they bait you enough into saying something slighly off color just to call you a bigot it actually gives their existence validation and purpose

plenty of 4000+ people think d.va is overtuned, though

>arcade has nerfed exp

>Those are mei posters
Meifag here, I don't want her to crush her my face or fart anywhere near me.
Please don't assume we're just one person just like we don't assume every tracerfag wants her to be a boy.

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So people can't actually have fun and gain XP at the same time

>AHAHH I LOVE TO FUCK MEN'S ARSEHOLES
>GAY THIS GAY THAT EVERYONE IS GAY!
>can you calm down?
>NO SWEETIE YOU FUCKING NAZI BIGOT HAHAH

Is this true?

she can hiss me any day

It's not really that good though, his art is best when it's just endearing without going into full nudity.

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>roadhog hooks a d.va bomb into the entire team
why is he allowed to hook d.va bombs

only actually 2 out of that 9

The absolute state of overwatcg "lore"

>tracer
>gay
nope

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high SR doesnt mean they’re right dude trust me

id think of it this way: tanks in this game are always going to be busted basically no matter what and dva is arguably the strongest tank ever since her chase and harass potential fucking skyrocketed now that she can shoot while flying, rocket while flying, and rocket while matrixing. IDK if you can really nerf that shit away, and anyway the OW team is much more inclined to nerf/buff via basically mini reworks and never really just do straight numbers stuff anyway.

so basically the point im trying to make is if you nerf dva then roadhog powercreeps and people start bitching about him, at the end of the day tanks are always going to be stupid so w/e

I don't want her to be a boy, I just like boyish girls.

Most 4000+ people think she's a critbox with legs that has slight outbursts of damage. Other than that she's pretty bad and only have high pickrate because she's the only tank that pairs up well with winston.

Why not?
clips.twitch
.tv/DeterminedSaltyPancakeRaccAttack

Besides Widow Mercy's the closest thing the game has to a sex symbol, there's no way Blizzard's making her gay.

Why is this shit a thing blizzard

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Tracer's not boyish at all though.

So whose nationality can we force Jeff to change next? Maybe actually make Lucio Canadian.

>Mercy main btw

She's boyish enough to be a qt tomboy.

good. fuck genji.

Not me, just a webm I found

And the Mercy isn't even the point of it

This SHOULD be a thing

Why doesn't Doomfist have a parry ability to BTFO people coming at him.

>Meant to be a brawling fighting heavy punching hero
>Gets stopped by swift wind and flops around the fight like a fish constantly just trying not to die

>mercy gf complaining her genji bf got BLACKED
You're next sweetie

>Other than that she's pretty bad and only have high pickrate because she's the only tank that pairs up well with winston
no she has a high pickrate because she’s strong. Huge critbox only factors in so much when you’re literally the most tanky character in the game and even if you die you don’t really die. I’m not saying she needs nerfs but don’t act like she isnt strong in basically any situation.

>yaaaaa~~!

>pharah whole fandom can be summarized that she's ana daughter and that she pairs up well with mercy

>Huge critbox somehow completely invalidates having 3x the health of other dps heroes as well as defense matrix and a 2 lives

>tfw i can buy that intro now
rose is such a good skin.

CUTE!

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whats the issue

as far as i can tell that’s just a 900 IQ chadfisting play

>genji dashes through the doomfist to try and get behind the rocketpunch
>doomfist 180s and still nails him for an instagib
am i missing something?

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Why does attacking on horizon suck so damn much? I am a shitter, yes but that second point seems way too hard to take

Are you serious? Horizon is by far the easiest map to win on attack

i've found a way to get you banned :)

>literally the most tanky character in the game
Arguable, the fact she has a huge critbox makes her effective hp lower than values show as it's incredibly easy to land a crit. Against heroes that can headshot d.va hp is closer to the 300s than to the 600s.
I don't deny that DM is the skill that can tank the most burst damage though.

>even if you die you don’t really die
Which is a double edged sword and can be used to stagger the next enemy rollout.

>comparing dps to tanks
>implying 150dps is a lot

I can agree with that. She is definitely not a "boyish girl," however. She has more feminine traits than masculine traits.

Because he has a punch ability to BTFO people who he aims at

Doesn't make sense to hit someone who is already behind him

Yes, a brain

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Is anyone here still in love with bloo?