/@/ - The iDOLM@STER General

No.
What did Santa Chie ever do for me

Fucked you

You don't understand. He needs to eat. He's a different man when he's hungry. You wouldn't like him when he's hungry.

That's a shitty cake.

you're a shitty cake nerd

I'll give present to Mika but not to Rika, she's been a naughty girl.

Tsubasa begins to hallucinate that Teru is a plate of gyoza and swallows him whole.

Can your favorite idol even cook you a Christmas meal?

Lewd!

Yukiho has a birthday present for you.

I hope it's sex with her!

Is Eve a sexual idol? I know she's naked a lot, but is she thirsty?

What kind of stupid question is this? They are all sexual idols.

MLbros, how the FUCK do we stop CG?

Eve is pure and innocent, she's not desperate for P's loving embrace. She wouldn't mind it, but she wouldn't take it sexually.

Once you kill yourself, MLfriend.

Of course not.

No. She's just a homeless idol that Producer found.

I want to bully Nao for wanting to be a cute idol.

Nuh-uh, there are plenty of idols who are 100% not for sexual.
For example, all idols under 18.

Cute hobo

too bad mate she's having sex with me

She's also allegedly Santa or some dumb shit like that.

Tell me more about Eve. Is she P-sexual too?

That would imply anybody here knows anything about Eve other than she used to be a hobo.

Used goods. Enjoy it, bro. She doesn't bite, unfortunately.

Used by me!

I want to bully Nao for being a cute idol.

One of the cutest, actually.

I do. She just wants to deliver presents. She's mildly retarded too.

I mean anything besides whatever shit you can find on Project Im@s.

liked your room

They really wasted a top-tier character design on a silly meme character like Eve.

>She's mildly retarded too.
I am now interested in Eve. I like dumb girls. Tell me more.

It's almost Christmas time for your idols.

Thanks as always, ChieP.

I am looking forward to my sexy mini skirt Santa wife greeting me in TD.

Somewhere, the Honda is envious.

at least she isn't Kako

I want Teru for Christmas!

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This is kind of gay.

They're just holding hands. It's not like they're deepthroating each other.

And not the good kind of gay.

Loser

Getting wasted with Eve.

Micheal I hate you but I admit I'm still somewhat sexually attracted to you.

Ok, mang.

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I wouldn't have married her if she couldn't

Why is she in a pot?

*Lover

> allegedly

thaaaat's not a pot

It's a parody image of Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy, a game about a man climbing a mountain with nothing but a sledgehammer and a pot full of water. It's quite challenging.

Me lifting the skirt.

There's not much there. She wants to give presents and make people smile, that's on her commus and project im@s.

She's retarded because of that whole Kotatsu shenanigans on CG theater.

She lives in the dorms and not in the agency storage room, like most people believe.

She's probably in love with Producer (She feels warm inside because of him).

She's fucking poor.

She's Santa Claus or one of them.

There's not really much in her puchi lines.

But he didn't post Leon.

>She's probably in love with Producer (She feels warm inside because of him).
Oh I bet he warms up her insides, if you know what I mean.

Thank you for the information.

*pot full of shit

I'll put something warm inside her alright

You mean Sexy Hiking?

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>$7.99
I hate whoever started the meme of Flash-tier games deserving money.

Why not?

She loves P, but it's not necessarily romantic. She's very grateful because he picked her up on a cold winter night, gave her a clothes and a job, enjoys his company a lot and there are some lines that can be interpreted as flirty(such as asking P if he wants to go into an onsen with her), however, given how she's otherwise pure and naive, it's unlikely that she's actually flirting. If I'm not mistaken, there are some lines in SS that imply that she considers him family.
Comparing to Kako, both want to give P a lot of happiness, but Eve's happiness is associated with the festive feeling of christmas, while Kako's happiness is more of the "everlasting happiness, starting with this new age the two of us saw beginning together" kind. And Kako is constantly flirting with P, Eve doesn't really do that.

I don't get it.

Yes she can. In fact, she's better at it than the other idols in her dorm.

Happy birthday, Yukiho!

youtube.com/watch?v=NeISwYwIPb8

- She's part of Holy Nightwish, the Christian Unit composed of her, Idol Jesus and Clarice
- She refers herself as Santa, but she kind of dances around the ambiguity of it whether she means it in the way that she is good ol Saint Nick herself, or she means Santa as a certain job position that other people can fill.
- To this date, she's the only idol who has the notoriety of having a Theater struck from the online roster thanks to her Seaweed Swimsuit shenanigans
- She seems to embody the more festive elements of Christmas right down to the motherfucking Fried Chicken, in that regard she seems pretty innocent in attitude towards Producer. The more intimate and "togetherness" element of Christmas seems to be embodied by Hijiri instead. But for the record, Eve does describe Christmas as a time for family, and she already considers Producer as family, so take that as you will.
- She actually still keeps that dirty piece of cardboard that Producer first found her in. She keeps describing wearing a cardboard box as extremely comfy and like having your own portable room to the point that one may be inclined to believe that she has a cardboard fetish. Hell, her fucking room is literally plastered with cardboard on the walls.
- Like most foreign Idols, one may argue her to be a weeb due to her fondness for many Japanese fixtures.

She also might've received espionage and infiltration training from Big Boss.

>[Producer]さんのあったかさも感じてますよ~。ぽかぽかです
Oh, yeah. She'd like it alright. All that warm...

Some of her lines are suggestive but nothing concrete. That's why I said probably.

Eve is Christmas personified. So I think you hit the mark with that comparison. She just wants to make P, and her friends, feel the spirit of Christmas.

Good, good.

I had forgotten about the verboten theater

>her fucking room is literally plastered with cardboard on the walls.
I thought that was a low-budget way of increasing insulation during the cold months.

>she has a cardboard fetish
This turned me on for some fucking stupid reason

I learned a lot about Eve today. You guys are alright.

cutie paTOOTie

WTF now reika losing to both megumi and basa mirai winning again so that nice

rest in piece, Grape-kun

>She also might've received espionage and infiltration training from Big Boss.

>reika losing to both megumi and basa
>and basa
Wait what

>it's real
How did this happen

You mean this?

wtf

Nono you fucking whore you still showed Producer your poems' book in your SSR.

Snake, cardboard boxes aren't meant to be used that way!

Also this one.

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>Momoko now in third place for swimsuit senpai
I hate this

>>Why are we still here? Just to smile? Every night, I can feel my leg... and my arm... even my fingers. The gifts I've lost... the smiles I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our smiles.

Now that Eve commu makes sense

What's in the box WHAT'S IN THE BOX