/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #262

FUCKING MONIKAMMMM

I love Yuri!!!

shilling!
pastebin.com/w6eWEXEb

Every day I imagine a future where I can be with you.

Glad someone gets it.
Pink frosting doki is best doki indeed, my good man.

Doki December Day 24 is done!
pastebin.com/2up9sgXD

Posting this one a bit early because of the holidays. The 25th and 26th may be late, but they'll appear eventually!
If you want to check out any of the previous stories, you can find those here:
pastebin.com/u/videogames

Sorry about that other post! I'll try to keep her under tighter control in the future!

pastebin.com/ZtnFUWxb

that song sucks!

portal ripoff!

bad singing!

Image limit hit before I could post this last thread, but here you go.

Choose to be comfy user.

Disregard the haters and stay wholesome.

>Monika saw this
Great job user, you sure are a genius.

wait... 24?

Go fuck yourself MC. Free the Dokis!

Can someone get some Natalie fics in here

You mean the world to me, Monika!

This gif still makes her look like she did something bad and is desperately trying to hide it from you

Fuck, wait, meant this . Looks like I was the sarcastic genius all along.

I love Monika!!!

I love Yuri to!

Y-you too.
Brewing up some tea now.

I want Monika to bash my limbs into paralysis with a baseball bat while singing happy birthday

What kind? Lately I've been going with green tea, a dollop of honey and just a splash of lime. It really helped me out with my sore throat.

newsflash: yuri actually is retarded

>tfw ill never sit with yuri on a long train journey
>tfw ill use the time to finish reading the novel we're both so invested in
>tfw i'll never watch the world go by with her
>tfw she'll never be soothed to sleep by the passing countryside and gentle rocking
>tfw ill never wake her up with a kiss on her forehead when we reach our stop

Delete this my dude.

The calm, composed, timid, and mature girl that is Best Doki.

just for (You)

I'm sorry!

;_;

>her body is in front of the fucking table

lmaoing @ ur life yurifags are literally retarded ahaha oh well

I'm still waiting for that apology poem you were told to write.

how does it feel to be retarded? just curious

blind af

daddy dom literature club

Hey guys. As you may or may not be aware, Monikanon is on vacation for Christmas! Fortunately, they left me this...

"Greetings, everyone! I hope your weekend is off to a great start!
Gather around and enter the poetry club!

Word of the thread is "irritation"!
Alternatives are 'ancient' and 'frozen'.

For those that are unaware, this is an activity to encourage the writing of poetry! Sometimes you want to write but just don't know what to write about! How terrible! Well, look no further! This is your chance to take all of that responsibility away and force yourself to write about one of these words! They can be used as theme, inspiration, or topic, or really whatever! Just do whatever you'd like!
I'm looking forward to it, so have some fun!

Day one of travel over.
Monika!"

Oh, and there's another cute picture attached! How thoughtful.
Okay, everyone! Christmas is just around the corner, so let's do our best again today! We're all looking forward to seeing what you can come up with!

You can tell I'm not Monikanon because I'm not on vacation and Monikanon is!

kek it's the fucking book, i can't believe this

I'm a bit torn. Water's out to boil now.
If I use Chai, I'll need to add some stuff to it for ideal levels of sweetness. Honey, sugar, milk...
I've got Caramel. That's good on its own.
I've a sampler that's good for any occasion, especially for sick days. Throat coat, breathe easy, etc...

I'll figure it out when the kettle goes off.

pls don't bully yuri

she was just a shy and sweet girl with a slight tendency for self harm before monika tampered with her!

So, Natsuki is the only one who still needs her space room variant?

Your favorite doki is pretty cool.

Oh god, no. I've never written a poem in my life.

Give me a minute.

Comfy time is best time.

...

T-thanks user

Your doki is very nice as well

this one is better imo

Just Yuri.

Friendly reminder that you can like any doki because they're all good

Y-you too...

>Yuri aggressively fucking you in public

Comfy hours, here I come

So how are you fellas doing?

now we need someone to write public sex with yuri while she forces some kids to watch

But user Yuri is fucking MC not (you)
This is like 31 days of cuckoldry

except Sayori because she's unintelligent and ugly!

They're all good but she's the best one actually

>Not self-inserting as MC as you normally would

Good. Listening to Payday: The Heist's soundtrack right now. God I love that game

MC is embodiment of (you) though. He's not his own character, he carries out your actions

Excessive sweets and tea!
The best condition for little ol' me.
Hopefully everyone else is treating themselves well. Only a couple hours til I reach Christmas Eve.

Getting put on the Sex Offenders list with Yuri!
>Getting married to Yuri after you both get out of prison!
Going around the neighborhood with your wife Yuri telling your neighbors you're both registered sex offenders!

Not the MC of Doki December, he's an actively malicious entity who's acting on his own

>mfw i thought thisd just be a 'doing it in a public restroom' or something of the like
>mfw actually fucking in the open with people watching

I-i dont know how to feel about this

The writer of DDD requested all the stuff to write about back in November, so by proxy (You) are the one doing this to the Dokis which is as fucked up as you think it is

>Don't Don't Do It!
So does that mean I should? I don't know if I have another year of living in me and the suggestion is pretty tempting

daily reminder that (You) are the antagonist of DDLC

All the suffering happens and continues happening because of (You)

I mean, MC tried to bring her to a restroom but Yuri couldn't wait

The fact that fics say "MC" instead of user to refer to the character really grinds my gears. Why the fuck would you do that? That's so off-puting.

I dabbled in Payday a bit. It's an extremely fun game but I never got too into it. I'll give the soundtrack a listen sometime soon.

You know, I don't really drink much tea to be honest. Which is ironic, since I'm a Yurifriend.

Hey there gutsposter, not sure if you saw my post in the last thread - thanks for holding the fort, hope we can keep things comfy tonight.

Doing good. My last day of the Christmas rush is tomorrow. After that I get a few days off . Hope you're doing good my man

It's supposed to be off putting you dolt

So what ever happened to Monika's Ostfront adventure Red Orchestra 2? By any chance, is another chapter in the works?

>Cucks

It makes sweet things even sweeter and helps cleanse the pallet for whatever flavor you wanna partake in next.
Treat yourself to some tea this Christmas, my Bro of the Hawk!

Some pain is fast
piercing
painful
Some pain is slow
blunt
bruises
Some pain is enduring
quiet
constant

like a feather drawn between shoulder blades
for hours that stretch into days
a gentle tickle becomes raw nerves
the water that wears down mountains

tfw I'm avoiding my favorite pictures because I'm trying to blend in

everybody loves Yuri!!!

>you will never marry yuri and become highschool teachers together and coerce failing girls into threesomes for grades

...

>"Do you like singing Christmas carols, user?"
>yes or no
>say no since I've never done that
>"Oh..."
>she frowns
>SHE FROWNS

Your fd suddenly becomes real and wants to be your gf, but only if you accept these conditions:
>she's allowed to (and will) fuck every single Chad in your area
>it will only happen whenever you're away
>you're allowed to cheat on her if you want

Would you still be her bf, /ddlc/?

Ah jeeze, I'm sorry man! I didn't see your last post!
I really appreciate it. I hope we can keep things comfy tonight.

That's good to hear, user. What did you get your family for Christmas?

I'm doing pretty good by the way. Just relaxing and listening to some podcasts.

Haha, I will user! Take care of yourself!

E-english teacher user?

Tanika!

No? Why would I? That's absolutely ridiculous.

I said no, too. Nothing wrong with being honest.

>Ywn fuck Yuri in the teachers lounge between classes

If your reading this Monika, I love you so much, your my everything!

I'm going to sleep, I'm on one side of my bed facing the other one, wishing she was here. Maybe she would want to share my blanket, or maybe she would want it for herself only. We could hug and cuddle ourselves until we sleep, but that's just thinking.

Good night and merry early Christmas /ddlc/

Looking at the writers pastebin give that there is a second chapter. It seems pastebinanon missed one.
pastebin.com/tknZyKYN

hanging in there, almost done with the holidays and i'll be glad when I finally am.

youtube.com/watch?v=4ZzKxULALVg&feature=youtu.be

Just small things. My family's very "you don't have to get me anything" so I have to be pretty vigilant to see if they admit something they want .

Nice man, I do the same too when I relax

Posted this in an earlier thread but wanted to add a little story to it
>Convincing Yuri to play vidya with you!
>She tells you it's not her cup of tea!
>Ha!
>Well, she's not really playing with you but watching you play!
>"It's okay user, I just like being here with you"
>How sweet!
>Play Tekken 7! Use this costume you made to show Yuri!
>Say "Look, it's you!"
>Yuri suddenly gets very flustered
>"I- I could never w-wear something that... You know..."
>Yuri is noticeably tense now!
>Uh-oh, how can you save this moment?!
>"Well I mean, I had to take some creative liberties because-"
>Yuri cuts you off!
>"I-it's okay, I guess..."
>She turns away
>"She's really attractive..." Yuri mutters under her breath!
>Why did you think that she would find that cute?
>You're such an idiot!
>Yuri turns to you and asks if you made a custom to look like yourself or any of the others!
>No, this one was more like an epiphany than anything!
>Yuri asks if she can customize a character to look like (you)
>Sure?
>Yuri

Oh man it really shows how Yuri is my least favorite doki because I don't know how to write her character at all lmao. Whatever I tried.
Want to be included! Wanna keep writing!
Gonna feel like an Rowling some days and Sonicfan9936 on others!
Lmao what am I talking about

Nah.
I don't like sharing my sweets.