Who was the most based pagan deity? Was it Thor? Or it was Zeus?
Who was the most based pagan deity? Was it Thor? Or it was Zeus?
Andrew Hughes
Zachary Jackson
Do you see any ice giants around? What do you think?
Gabriel Morgan
Týr
Brandon Smith
Jesus. Repent and change your ways, heathens.
Gabriel James
Prometheus.
Gavin Foster
Mannanán Mac Lír
Joshua Wood
You don't see any fucking titans, either.
Lincoln Price
Why fight when you can dance?
Dylan Brown
Hephaestus. Only pagan god who wasnt an absolute dick.
Matthew Gonzalez
Didn't he try to rape Athena?
Carter Bailey
Prometheus? I think he's a pretty decent guy. Correct me if there's something I don't know.
Josiah Taylor
Only 1 attempted rape makes you a pretty decent god relatively speaking.
Daniel Nguyen
Based greek gods.
Asher Johnson
Kek.
Tyler Jackson
>Implying Kek is a pagan god
>Implying Kek isn't the one true faith and all others are the heretics
Evan Sullivan
Tyr is the best god and the time he had to decieve someone he sacrificed his hand.
Joseph Gutierrez
Why settle for dancing when you can drink the ocean and wrestle with old age?
Brody Kelly
I always liked that one.
Austin Reyes
Tezcatlipoca: involved in the destruction of the world four times in a row
Jack Clark
This resembles a /domg/ meme image.
>vanheim vs arco
Jacob Sanders
Save for the Hindu god posted ITT all these dieties are weak, dead and commemorated by LARPers. If they were so great people would have continued to worship them throughout the centuries.
Even enslaved and assimilated Africans continued it.
Jack Brooks
Athena
I wanna eat her pussy