League of Legends General /lolg/

hey did you guys get free 15000 blue essence too?
holy shit I'm rich, what do I buy?

dark crusader internally, knight in filename

you missed the shop with things to spend excess BE on

better luck next time

I got her SKT skin yesterday, well, a shard. It's a nice change from base without completely leaving the darker tones (colour and mood) like SG, SD and Justicar. Atlantean stands on its own to me due to being an elemental skin.

aww man
what was in the shop?

b-beckham?? u really think so???? wow thanks maybe i will :3c~

i look great with any hair i just dont care so i havent gotten a haircut in almost 2 years now

a bunch of worthless crap and mystery champions for cheap

all i bought was champs

part 2

He has a shitty clear so you can outfarm him.

Never let him land the 3rd strike. If you are playing Pantheon you just W him after the second hit.
Also Fiora dumps at him for the same reason.

>tfw no qt petite gf(female)

Can u futafags stick to soraka thx

learn to follow enemy junglers in fog and avoid him
or pick a better early game duelist and kill him

birb

>futafags

But Jinx isn't a futa, she just has a cute, small, uncut pink penis.

How come Syndra has such a damn low winrate? Isn't she basically the same as always, just one shotting mids and junglers left and right soon as she gets ult?

wow riven with dark hair looks really nice

Apparently she has a shit ton of bugs

>tfw can't write about Vlad anymore without rape connotations because of his powers and position

Why did Riot do this?

>thepowerofleesin.jpg

who dis

So does silithus, I think she's fine desu.

ignore ritos new lore, the old is better anyway

This account has some good fucking luck, enemy just opened and let us end.

became shit when she couldnt pick up 3 balls anymore
meta was just so cemented that it took a while for everyone to drop her

quinn

that looks absolutely nothing like quinn

Vladfag, do girls like getting their butts eaten or is it just a meme?

Would you eat Vayne's booty?

Someone gifted me a skarner skin for my birthday. Time to get good at skarner

>post it when you're drunk tomorrow on christmas

Won't be able to shitpost tomorrow and the thread is bretty slow now so, whatev, pls don't bully me I know I look like an ugly crackwhore.

Wait are you a girl or a girl[male]

>vooby playing AD fleet footwork lebonk and winning
alright

I have a penis if that's what you're asking.

hey that's way better than last time
are you wearing makeup or something? or looking after your skin more?
not bad lanslut

Yeah the SKT skin is nice, even if I almost always just play with the base skin. I like all her skins but the ones I prefer to use are probably SG and Snow Day.
Because the new runes are a massive downgrade for her compared to the old system, plus she is seriously bug ridden at the moment, even if bugs should be fixed next patch.

>pls don't bully me I know I look like an ugly crackwhore.
you dont appear to have pimples or anything gross on your face dont worry so much about it

Cute desu, 10/10 would suck your dick.

warning: this image is REALLY CUTE

Can you support me?
You can trust me to be incredibly passionate about it

>Heart pupils near a tentacle monster

I've seen cuter

enjoy your vacation retardbro

Cute.

Post feet.

>are you wearing makeup
are you blind?

filtered
fuck this place and its filth

those aren't heart pupils, they're the Mark of the Idol

Twitch players are the biggest bitches in the game

>makes a bad rotation solo
>dies
>quits
>comes back and does the exact same thing by the exact same route
>writes his manifesto in chat when its still winnable despite him inting

Yeah, skincare, and a way better diet basically, lots of water too and a little makeup

t-thanks user

thats lewd also weird since people usually offer the opposite

Sure! If you don't mind me being a silver shitter.

t-thats also lewd

thanks annie

My feet aren't cute.

It's a meme but yes I would if she asked

whats your life plan when you are 40

gonna be some disgusting tranny in a dress sucking dick at gay clubs?

what the fuck went wrong lad?

>My feet aren't cute.

Then post penis.

You call that tiny clit-dick that Jinx has a cock?

>thats lewd
But it'll be fun my dude, I promise. You can cum anywhere you like.

>tfw increasingly maining Teemo
Help me.
The shrooms... the blinds... the invisibility... the POWER OF THE SCOUT'S CODE
HELP ME.

So you're telling me it doesn't feel good?

Will you be playing this shitty game next year?

>weeks go by
>heimerdinger still exists

come on now
remove his health regen and reduce his movespeed by 10 so he gets slaughtered in top like how it should be

god speed user

I'm not sure if I'm making it to 40.

It's not cute either.

I know how does it feel you know.

How do I leave this hell?

I always win mid, I almost never have a negative score and most of my deaths are "late-game" when we're losing our nexus already because everyone else has 0/99.
And the rare times where the rest of the team doesn't feed I snowball like crazy and end up with those kind of stats.

I've been playing since release, came back because the matchmaking system sounded fun with the prefered roles and stuff but I'm stuck in this trollfiesta catastrophe since 2 weeks now.

Help.

It's meh

start playing a champion that can actually carry games instead of a piece of shit like lux

I can't help but enjoy the feeling of holding actual possession over the entire map come the late game.
Like literally it belongs to me and the enemy team hasn't paid their FUCKING rent.

wtf i love doublelift now!

That's still too many deaths for the most part.

>Play Skarner for the first time in forever who was my first and still is one of m y favorite champions
>Managed to flash and ult the enemy Twitch into our team near an enemy tower and we're able to IMMEDIATELY collapse on their team for an ace and win the game off of that pick
That is the most satisfying fucking feeling I've had playing this game in a long time. I really missed playing Skarner.

That movie was good depiction of how women ruin everything.

The Dominion mini game is really out of place though.

I've never been able to figure out if those hands are supposed to belong to Veigar or old Warwick.

>Screenplay made by a man
>Direction done by a man
Hmm

he's awfully feminine in interviews though

Build Luden's second unless you're vs Zed or Talon or something. Heal/Exhaust/Cleanse are also stronger outside of lane on Lux, too. But mostly, you have to learn to abuse vision. If you're having trouble closing out games, just last hit a lot and get items, buy pinks, sit in bushes, and one shot people when they inevitably walk into fog of war like retards.

Gee i dunno boss, maybe switch to any other champion than Lux?

your dick's awfully feminine in my mouth, cunt

Oh well. At least the idea of it is hot as fuck.

Which dragon pokemon would Shyvana be?
I'm thinking Salamence.

nice /soc/ thread retards
god i hate eu hours

Should smile a bit and make sure the rest of body is well and you would be a qt

They really messed up with skarner, too much of his power is in his gimmick so he ends up being pretty shit.

They should really try to put some more skill into using him so he could be buffed up a bit.

>9,11,12 deaths in three straight losses
>early void staff every single game
>teleport every single game
>not a single mejais on what might be the safest midlaner in the entire game
>87 CS in a 25.5 minute game

Basically, your builds are wrong, you die way too much, you take the wrong summoner spell, and your farm is atrocious.

Charizard idiot

Just give him his old kit back.

Charizard's not even a real dragon. And his skin isn't blue.

>be antisocial faggot
>get mad when people are socializing

Stop being a faggot and join the fun.

>Should smile a bit

I'm not good at that. I've been told I have a creepy smiling face.

Post your top 3 champs from op.gg, also your cs is dogshit and why teleport every single time, Lux can't really hard carry but since it's silver anything should work if you are good.

Old kit was fucking garbage

Shame, pic was pretty passable except for the bitch face

and the streak ends. kat carried so hard it's unbelievable.

>Another avatarfag to filter

How many must we go through before they stop

>the bitch face

I have a resting bitch face, can't do much about it.

But I'm actually a nice person I swear.

go to soc retarded tranny

They don't like videogames there, and they're all too normal for me to fit in.

>It's 6AM in Mexico
>This spic is attentionwhoring here at 6AM on Chrismas Eve
wow... You must be a hardcore loser!

I've always been mid though, so Lux is one of the better choices.
High damages with poke so I try to lower everyone to half health so my team can engage in "good conditions". I don't know any other mid that can setup like this. I used to play Ahri (Mastery 7) but sniping the squishies doesn't work most of the time.

I'm open for any suggestions.

I agree, but I tend to get really frustrated and jump in the fire end-game when everyone spams stuff like "fuck your mother 40 times" and "REPORTED", that wouldn't look this bad if I wasn't triggered. But I know.

Gotcha about Luden's.
Now about Teleport, I've been able to save so many ganks top/bot by using it and turning tables. People just give up if they're ganked and die and it's the blaming game in chat; I doubt I should switch it.