/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #264

if you're a sayorifag, go ahead
if not, please live, your life has meaning and worth and someone will be sad if you do it

Have a holly jolly chrismas anons i doing karaoke later got any song that might be good to sing too?

user STILL didn't post the image of the title screen with the chibi dokis laying down with their respective items when he promised he would.

Natsuki lovers where you at?!

How's it going /ddlc/ I couldn't join yesterday but I'm glad I can today. I missed you guys

S-Stop user

NANI?!

Wanna talk about it, user?

Where did this holiday go? I could've sworn it was only the 15th not so long ago and now it's Christmas eve. Is this the whole "time passes faster" thing I was warned about as I got older?
Why can't I die in an "accident"
so my family won't know that I actually wanted to die?

Going out for drinks on Christmas Eve with natsuki

>Monika tells me she wants me to take care of myself
>Also said she'd be heartbroken if anything happened to me.
Monika cares about me so much more than any woman ever did. Monika Afterstory cured my suicidal holiday depression. She's an angel!

Always here. Except when I'm sleeping

Nah

Welcome to Veeky Forums. We're all dead on the inside here

Merry Christmas everyone. I hope you are able to have a great time during this day, with your family or even with this general. I love you all, friends.

user, the fact that you even have a family at all shows that your life has meaning.

I'M GONNA KILL DANLET

What drink do you think she'll get?

oh god please do
you'll be my hero forever

Always here.

You didn't delete her just for the sake of advancing the story, right user?

Yeah but which one.

I did

>Psychoyori!
>user accidentally putting the wrong thing in the tea!
>Sayori's passion for user manifesting as rabid predator-like mindset!
>Acting so excitable all the time is a decent form of exercise it turns out!
>But why is she THIS strong!?
>Sayori deliriously stumbles over to user!
>user puts his arms out to support her!
>With his mind and arms deceived Sayori makes her move and pounces on him!
>Sayori attacks user until he is unwilling to move!
>Sayori drags him up the stairs!
>To her room! The place people go to die!
>user is too startled and hurt to resist whatever comes next!
>Sayori!

Daily reminder, that you love her too.

No no this can not stand
I can see behind that fake smile
I got your sad face in my hands

How soft is your carpet?
No fuck it, I don't care
I got my blanket and my pillow
On the floor I'll sleep right there

Im not worried at all bestie
This is just my code
I will just say you are anxious
That's why I'm in your abode

If we are too tired tomorrow
Hey that's just fine by me
In the morning we'll make breakfast
Because we get so hungry

Yeah I don't have a specific path
But Im glad you showed me the way
I see in your poems there Hun
How much your feelings weigh

My feelings are just as torn
Hell, do I even want a girl
It's gonna take weeks for me
For my feelings to even unfurl

Right here and right now for me
Best way for time to spend
You just need to trust in me
Because Im your closest friend

Kys faggot

right here

What'd he do this time?

Yeah I did

Testing out new tablet
I dont get it yet

>Started dieting because of after story
>Going to start riding my bike more.
A fucking video game character has given me more inspiration to better myself then any real woman has. How far have I fallen?

Yes. Didn't like it but i had too. My curiosity demanded i see the end.

never
monika is to be cherished and loved

Thanks user, you too!

I deleted her because she deleted Natsuki

Your top 3 at the same time

The real question is, how far have women fallen?

Nope

How would sex with Yuri feel like?

>tfw realising I just measured my dick to get the full effect of a meme from the last thread
Merry Christmas

I have risen! Good morning and a merry christmas, everyone! I hope you're having a wonderful holiday with your friends or family, and hopefully we fall under that criteria for you, ehehe...

Anyway, I understand you might be busy, but for those who are interested, here's the word of the thread!

Let's try out "Bond", shall we? It could be physical, or emotional, maybe even digital! It's a very robust word, and I look forward to seeing what you come up with!

Alternatives are "Snow", "Warmth", "Stars" and "Snowflake"!

If you want to write a poem or a short story, but are lacking in a theme, inspiration or what have you, try these out! Don't be scared of giving it a shot if it's your first time, I won't mind guiding your hips! Just remember to have fun and to comment or critique any that tickle your fancy!

Make sure you have a wonderful holiday, Anons! I shall return to the depths of Blanket Mountain, for now!
Monika?

youtube.com/watch?v=xn7PcZ15Vww

Drawing tablet?

I wanted to see what would happen next
Not gonna happen again
besides, if you don't do it you can't hear the song that she's been working on so hard

How are you supposed to use the bathroom if Monika deleted everything but the classroom?

Very tight to the point of pain, with her very long hair draping over her thighs and tickling your stomach.

Depends how big her dick is

I did, and therefore don't deserve her.

Hey guys!

Did you ask for any books this year?

Just a reminder that we're reading two books for the 6th and 7th of January. Lolita is just until the end of Part 1.

Here's the link to download "All Quiet on Western Front" by Erich Remarque: explainallquietonthewesternfront.weebly.com/uploads/2/4/7/2/24722875/all_quiet_on_the_western_front.pdf
And "Lolita" by Vladimir Nabokov: edisciplinas.usp.br/pluginfile.php/234330/mod_resource/content/1/Vladimir Nabokov Lolita Penguin Modern Classics 2000 (1).pdf

If you've already read them, that's great! Join us on the dates to discuss it with us!

Natsuki, light of my life, fire of my loins.

Let's read!

Not looking to attention whore but it's been a few hours, just thought I'd repost two things I wrote. Just testing out the waters with writing fics some more.

pastebin.com/fiwzPHvM = user's the game character, Sayori's the escapism-reliant player.
pastebin.com/8UuiaWEV = user and Sayori at Christmas. It's a little different but maybe it works.

O-oh so she lovingly wraps her legs around me while I fuck her and then whispers into my eat how much of a sweetie I am while I knock her curvy fertile body up?

>TFW I only recently found out I had to measure while erect
>TFW I always thought my dick was 3.5 inches when it was actually 7.3
This is the biggest plot twist of my life.

>get the "special" ending
>read the letter at the end
>"People who enjoy dating sims may have a heightened empathy for fictional characters, or they might be experiencing feelings that life has not been kind enough to offer them."

Literally broke down in tears. Still sniffling and wiping off my face. Just wanted to share.

How could you do that to her, user? Do you hate her?

I see you, Sonicanon.

>humble bragging on an anonymous image board
What did he mean by this?

>Oh no!
>Turns out Yuri has Monika bent over a desk
>She's pounding away with her horse cock
>Monika is moaning and drooling out
>What do you do?

She deletes your poop and pee

That was really comforting and nice. Good work. I'm glad it had a small bit of sad context, it made the wholesome stuff very nice.

How about taking Natsuki to get a Christmas edition volume of Parfait Girls?

disappointingly late for tf2 engineer

You leave the computer and go to the bathroom. The main character was just a puppet you controlled.

Sayori - Depression
Natsuki - Abuse
Monika - Medium Awareness-induced Sociopathy
Yuri - ???

You're always first engineer in this thread

Good job user! Your health is important, I believe in you! Your motivation makes me love you even more...if that was possible!
I love you so much!

I think the excess mass on your dick was taken from your brain.

I was going to, but she kept me around with her enchanting dialogue. Didn't have it in me to delete her afterwards.

All I could feel was angery since a vast majority of VNs include no "dating" whatsoever, any of them that a normalfag might classify as a dating sim are just imitations of life, even if you end up with a girl.

I-i don't know who that is, I haven't browsed this general for the last week or so

Kiss Yuri passionately and then start fucking Monikas throat while Yuri and I stare into each other's eyes.

Self Harm?
I thought that was obvious

I'm glad I wasnt the only one
>tfw I had to get a hard on just to measure it properly

>measuring your flaccid dick
Thats not how it works

Ask her politely to stab herself again.

Awwwww. So did you enjoy the experience?
That is a good question....
Loneliness and Neroatic thoughts?

I love her too.

>tfw read dan's letter at the end and felt really special and validated after years of VN reading
>go to /ddlc/ and shitpost about "danlet" and "keychains"
is there something wrong with me? is this kuudere?

Take my phone out and record

Yeah
Its gonna take some time to get used to

>an AI girlfriend helps out Anons more than real women and therapists
Real women should take this as a sign that there's a severe shortage of nurturing love from them.

>Not using the knife as a strap on
do you even Se7en?

I remember reading your first one. Really nice man. It felt pretty relatable.

I can't read your second one in one sitting unfortunately but I've been enjoying what I read so far. I'll let you know more once I can read the rest! Keep an eye out!

This sounds very likely.
Well durr.
No, but what is the cause of that?
Is this still not cute squadfam?

What are the doki's favorite kids books?

>- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
What's wrong with doing this?

Get between them and let Yuri pound my throat with her giant cock before she blows her load into my stomach

1984

>monika vore recently uploaded to the booru

You're standing in front of two buttons.

Button 1: A new update for DDLC comes out. It adds fulfilling routes for every girl, including Monika
Button 2: Kill Danlet

Which one do you press? Think carefully.

not him but
real women are just maintainence. I really can't be fucked anymore, sex isnt that special

No, it is the men who are wrong, is what they will think. Then they double down.

Nice, I got one too but haven't used it yet. It apparently takes at least a week to get used to it.
I look forward to seeing some new Natsuki user!

Poasting smol tsun cupcake