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NEW LORE: pastebin.com/rf7f5sQY

OB64 POLL: strawpoll.me/14645550

NOTE: You will be playing against bots in casual queue until you reach account level 5.

>Official pages
Website: paladins.com/
Forums: forums.paladins.com/
Server status: status.hirezstudios.com/

>FAQ, useful links etc.
pastebin.com/mx4LjKSz

>Patch notes (OB64)
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?63991-Open-Beta-64-Patch-Notes-December-6

>Steam Store
store.steampowered.com/app/444090/

>Paladins Wiki
paladins.gamepedia.com/Paladins_Wiki

>Tutorials made by Hi-Rez (playlist) (may contain outdated info)
youtube.com/watch?v=qvmzT6CSvg8&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNyc6n9nhYujLyniK69nMFrB

>Champion guides made by Hi-Rez (playlist) (may contain outdated info)
youtube.com/watch?v=a8zkWCiKcbM&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNwUxmoNDngInm4DnaanoKS9

>Decks
paladinsdecks.com/

>Account statistics
masterpaladins.com
paladins.guru

>Paladins VIP
paladins.com/vip/

>Reveal Trailer (Vivian):
youtube.com/watch?v=QzTHIF-IPuA
>PTS (Play Test Server):
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?13102-Joining-Paladins-PTS-and-Contributing-to-Development-September-27th-2016

>PTS Steam Version:
steam://install/596350

>PTS Bug Reporting (OB64):
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?63988-OB64-PTS-Bug-Thread

>OP Template
pastebin.com/zYHWhTLY

Previous thread:

I want to watch Fernando burn down a Ska'drin village!

Previous thread:

BUFF THE KING!

Is is true pixie gets pleasure from being humiliated?

yes, it's been posted about a bunch of times already

fernando needs to die

When's this fucking game leaving beta again? We have this shit "new" card system now that looks pretty fucking final (and not just like a final nail in the coffin), and we finally have lore now too. What the fuck else is there to keep for testing? The game could be released if they fixed the really aggravating bugs. So. How many more patches you guys reckon this shitpile will have before it finally launches?

>fucked by bots

top kek

beta is a meme

In behalf of my wife and I, I want to wish you all a Merry Christmas!
It's the time to leave all our spite behind, so my best wishes go to all of you, even if we haven't gotten along very well all the time.

The true Yingposter.

thanks for the lewd picture of your wife

They'll drop the beta tag a month or two before the Tribes Royale beta starts so they don't have two big games in beta, no that Smite card game that is beta right now is not big no one cares about that

Happy christmas palababs

thank for the wank, mate

add loli champs.

...

I want to play the game but i dont want to support jew rez and ob64. what do

don't play the game

stay dead

but theres no more good games being made anymore
and tf2 is boring after 3735 hours.

Play something else obviously.

too bad

15k at Christmas is a good number,amigo.

nah

There are plenty that came out in 2018. Maybe not all FPS games, but still pelnty of decent games. Look at recent releases, pirate or buy them since there's plenty of sales going on, or go to a key site. I personally have a huge backlog I've been holding off thanks to Paladicks, so OB64 has allowed me to tap into it more.

>only noobs playing this shit on casual

I THOUGHT THE SHITTERS LOSING TO BOTS WAS A MEME. I WAS PROVEN WRONG. SO FUCKING FUCKING WRONG I WANT TO DIE.

then play the game

>7 deaths
What.

Bots target players who are doing really well. A 5-bot deathball will ignore the objective and headshot you all the way across the map.

What said, and also I was getting mad tilted seeing my team wipe so fucking often.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GROHKED

I just don't know, man, I guess t's a way of owning the insults, wearing them like an armor or some shit?

Why must you insist on behaving this way?

pixie posts here, she's pretty chill about it. i hope she doesn't take them seriously.

We tried throwing EVERYTHING at him, he just can't die for some reason???

No, she's definitely a disgusting masochist pig.

I don't know, I'm not the one that post lewd picture of Ying.

Tierlist by rockmonkey from EnVy.

Always true.

>evie bot jumping around the point while in ice block
>grohk bot randomly becoming immune to damage
>jenos bot moving during his ult and taking the hitbox with him but not the visual effect
>terminus bot teleporting under the map during his ult
>talus bot screaming AAAAAAAAAAH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH every 10 seconds because he can't hit the ult
>makoa bot shooting you before he's even done pulling the hook
>lian bot running around doing nothing for 10 seconds then suddenly unloading all her abilities on you at once

quality hi-rez programming

>not bird
Who cares?

>playing siege training and not onslaught
Onslaught is faster, and more reliant on kills. It's nearly impossible to lose in Onslaught bots.

>grohk bot randomly becoming immune to damage
I was wondering if that was actually Wraith glitching

>All healers buffed
>except Ying, she can go fuck herself

But Bird is dead. Or at bootcamp. Or playing Battlerite.

>grohk, grover, jenos, damba

>redditcucks are defending nu-lore
Disgusting

>Strix bot just stands there in stealth
>BK bot never exploding his stickies

Christmas is approaching palafags. Have a Merry Christmas!

Come up with something better fag.

Whoa, t-thanks.

don't forget seris bot standing still during shadow travel
or willo bot getting stuck on the ground during her ult

Based drawanon. Have a merry christmas too!

Nice
Merry christmas drawanon

>tfw there's virtually no reason to play drogoz or willo over viktor now because viktor has retarded aoe

this is pretty fucking gay user, it needs to be a christmas skirt in order for it to be not gay.

Merry Christmas you cucks, may your decks be more customizable and your mains buffed.

Willo is actually fun.

You just have to play like one shot will kill you, because it probably will.

Merry fucking christmas, you pieces of shit, i´ll see you all in hell whenever WW3 starts, have a nice rest of the year and hopefully a not so shitty 2018

Joke's on you, I'm BK main.

It's gonna be Christmas, so why not? Just for you user.

He actually did it, a madman!

Fresh OC for OB64.

Play Overwatch

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Mal'Damba is the one wearing the dress btw

this but with an evie head

Play some challenging rounds of training, just like OP.

no his snake is

Talus SFM model when

Like, her decapitated? Sounds a bit edgy, user.

Nah its be cute with it either as a tree ornament or handing off his hip

based grover

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN >:(

reminder that Ying sucked off a bandit king to earn her freedom. Probably stuck her pinky up his asshole too.

>Androxus
>B
Thanks for the heads up /palg/. We'll know who to buff in the new year.

Talus horse riding animaion makes me think of him riding a thick cock.

stop posting fag

I'm not a fag, just sharing this thought.

What's this?

Merry Christmas yingposter I hope you have a happy New Year together

Anyone else thinking right now?

Reminder that Seris massacred an entire city but is really nice once you get to know her. Is she the strongest in-universe so far?

I think Bots have some advantage nowadays, I remember getting killed by Skye's ult around the enemy point and by the time I respawned and got back to the point she had another bomb waiting for me. And she didnt even have Morale boost, she had nimble.

Stop posting soylore

Streak bonus you fucking idiot.

You DO know that you can get a lot of ult charge back by killing someone with a high killstreak, like most decent players in bot games before they get focused, right?

So am I getting my qt Evie in a santa costume....

>Soylore
Ew.

hah. didnt think the effect was that high.

She already has a christmas skin, you greedy bum.

wew

I know we just got Angelic but want. Probably won't even get a Seris skin for a long time.

I want Alpha pip skin. Also Feral pip skin, and human boy pip skin.

I just want to fuck face willo on this christmas night!

Gold, legendary, or diamond skin for Discordia? Which looks better.

What is he talking about? ^^