/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Stormblood General

mott..

>be blm
>force parties to cater to me, giving me a safe space and letting me stand in non-lethal aoes while i make healers my bitch
>spend time that could be used dodging aoes to alt-tab and browse the thread

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That is fine, I am both a tank- and healslut too. Maybe we should be slutty together and switch whenever we please?

won't open till christmas

i stopped playing blm cause doing that in random parties is hard and i have no friends to abuse

stop erping

Come make me

It is fun if you have a partner and you two roleplay how you are forced by said partner to "distract" certain enemies for them and the tank ends up being abused by various creatures that want to breed with her.

make me fag

Never

Okay but where are the lewds?

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Best dungeon to clear 60-61??

Goober dungeon. Pray you don't get retards.

Reminder that your local goth gf is a very lovable glubber and deserves to be spoiled.

gubal library

I don't have a goth gf.
I don't even have a gf.
Don't even have f now that I think about it.

poor woman, gonna bleed after getting plowed by miqo'te's barbed penises

thot pawtrol

I'll be your f

Catboys aren't tops.

Lookin' out for Thot Crimeows?

WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE goobie

Wet Paws...

>now have two characters i've played long enough for the sprout icon to be gone
jesus christ what is it about this game that makes it possible to spend so much time on it? I normally just play single-player JRPGs, and 168 hours in one game is unheard of for me, nevermind 376+

I was told not to be f with moon cats.

it's christmas

post happy c@S

its fun

hello zombiecat

>tfw I miss my sprout

I'll never forget the day I lost it. It felt really weird not having that stupid thing next to my name.

Happy christmas cat(s)!

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Whaaaa

>tfw mott will never drain you

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no one here actually erps, they just fap with each other

Mott...

ebins do that, they also try to go OoC a lot, remember if they ever go OoC avoid them a big indicator is if they reply in first person

Give me present christmemc@

nice panties

ty I remembered to put them on today

I hate it when they do that unless we're familiar with each other. Jerking off with a stranger through the Internet just does nothing. Except for the rare occasions that it does, I guess.

wet cat

Who the fuck is "Momo Sama"?
Is he one of your tranny fucks?

How wud u like ur v own...miniature MEMC@!?

Merry Christmas Eve, or well Christmas for 2 hours!

I'll take 500

No one wants to hear you talk about yourself my man. Fuck off and don't come back.

>manage to filter all of the shitposters on /xivg/
>memecat's posts still show up despite my best efforts

Goddammit.

V gud.

Sry...

oh boy no foolin?

I'm serious who is this fuck.

Fuck off

>tfw mott has drained literally everyone you know from xivg but you

I feel like I'm one of the few that actually does the roleplay part of it with my characters. I've only had one personal try to ooc with me so far but I gently guided the conversation back

mott is wet paws

mott's eb...

no you fuck off cunt

I dunno but they whispered me and I wasn't interested

Why even come here in the first place?

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I know this feel

>Unsub because I feel like I have nothing to do since all my friends stopped playing
>the next day already thinking of subbing again
I think I might be a bit addicted

>Dark Knight in maid outfit
Stay strong, don't resub.

dark maids are cute

Wat r u thinken of dis crismass?

This guy gets it

What sword is that?

When can i erp this cat?

Every man has their own taste in things, and while I can't help that your taste is shit, I can encourage the litter shitter to not resub to this boring ass game.

*inhales*
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A MOMMY GF

Just accept and fap to any cute cat/lizard girls in your party until you finish, what's the problem?

Ala Mhigan Guillotine if I remember correctly

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Get in line.

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Fuck Kaori.
Fuck that Mexican.
May he rot in hell.
By God's name he will.

(you)

>be cute and sexy catgirl
>don't interact with anyone from /xivg/
>nobody knows who you are
>nobody causes any drama over you or shitposts about you in the thread
feels good man

Which color do you use for the highlights?

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same

fuck off seto, paks, stratos, flat, whoever else baits people into charging crystals

wǒ xīwàng yǒu gèng duō zhèyàng de yīfú

Whoa. (You)s r v worth thinken of

I'm too lazy to check the aesthetician but for the main hair colour I use 1 left of pitch black and for the highlights I use 1 down, 2 left I think... Maybe 3 left, iono.

whats wrong with that

>tfw wanna get involved in xivg drama and shitposting but not cute enough

Ummmm. I cannot help u w/ da former, but I can hook u up w/ latter, my fren.

Meet me in /xivg/ in two minutes.