/ink/ - Splatoon General

sorry I dont use splattershot, L-3, or n-zap considering anything besides those two is either a crutch or worthless

I'm also sorry that you feel too comfortable behind cover and that's gotten you splatted one too many times

>autobomb launcher

Any rooms happening?

terrorists win

>take nap
>wake up 2 hours after SR starts
>everyones already finished
fuck you, sleep

>tfw no more seeker launcher

autism woomy stacking christmas presents

I miss bunny

Throwing myself out there one more time before going to freelance.

I want a new brella for christmas

That's pretty cute

I want a Zap-U for christmas. Another n-zap clone but with Burst Bomb and ink storm

>Display online status to:
>No One
Time to purge. See you next year, /ink/.

I do that when I'm leveling up gear or just meming around in TW. I still sometimes randomly run into /ink/lings because dead game.

No user. I'm purging.

Friendly reminder to shit on turf war lobbies now and then these coming weeks

how the fuck do I make a post in the game

Go to the red box near the weapon shop entrance

>Christmas Eve, yet Annie just gives shit gear.
Truly the most raw person in whole Inkopolis

what if your woomy loved you

what if she loved you so much
what if your woomy lived just to make your smile

is the other thread still active or what?

>10 P.M. EST Christmas Eve
We can't all be neets

>wave 1
>32 eggs
>20 seconds left
>other 3 are being faggots jumping around the egg basket spamming booyah
>see incoming tenta missles
>they see them
>they all accept death and jump in circles
>last 5 seconds
>near water
>they are all booyahing
>i jump into water
>thats a wrap

based

While things are a bit dead, time to get a bit more festive about it. Post your squid and what festive track they'd listen to! Classic, modern, whatever, so long as it's around the holiday theme!

I’ve got one better for ya.

On the first day of /ink/mas my true love gave to me a woomy to call my own.

That's my woomy though.

Run or Swim speed angry boots?

On the second day of /ink/mas my true love gave to me
2 dualies rolling
And a woomy to call my own

In the third day of /ink/mas my true love gave to me
3 sloshers sloshing
2 dualies rolling
And a woomy to call my own

On the fourth day of /ink/mas my true love gave to me
4 singing idols
3 sloshers sloshing
2 dualies rolling
And a woomy to call my own

On the fifth day of /ink/mas my true love gave to me
5 gay yebbies
4 singing idols
3 sloshers sloshing
2 dualies rolling
And a woomy to call my own

what kind of lover would give that

A true lover

After 3 hours and 3 month i finally reached the 300 for the first time!

on the 6th day of /ink/mas my true love gave to me
6 faggy discords
5 gay yebbies
4 singing idols
3 sloshers sloshing
2 dualies rolling
and a woomy to call my own

On the sixth day of /ink/mas my true love gave to me
6 useless chunks
5 gay yebbies
4 singing idols
3 sloshers sloshing
2 dualies rolling
And a woomy to call my own

Do you just not play it or are you that bad

on the 7th day of /ink/mas my true love SENT to me
7 cold blood tickets
6 faggy discords
5 gay yebbies
4 singing idols
3 sloshers sloshing
2 dualies rolling
and a woomy to call my own

on the 7th day of /ink/mas my true love SENT to me
8 "what if" posts
7 cold blood tickets
6 faggy discords
5 gay yebbies
4 singing idols
3 sloshers sloshing
2 dualies rolling
and a woomy to call my own

Thank you for the positive respond user. You really know how to cheer people up.

Anyway, i also reached 400 for the first time.
Shoutouts to Marty and the others.
After 4 hours Salmon Run i have enough for today.

>4 hours
>only 400

Dude

On the 7th day of /ink/mas my true love offered to ME
9 Blitzed clams
8 "what if" posts
7 cold blood tickets
6 useless discords
5 gay yebbies
4 singing idols
3 sloshers sloshing
2 dualies rolling
and a woomy to call my own

On the ninth day of /ink/mas my true love sent to me
9 lame meme lobbies
8 “what if” posts
7 cold blood tickets
6 faggy discords
5 Gay yebbies
4 idols singing
3 sloshers sloshing
2 dualies rolling
And a woomy to call my own

proud of ya

Goodnight Annie, I love you.
bitch if you don't have me some good gear when I wake up someone is getting fucked up

Thank you!
Finally good enough to save that picture.

Have a nice holiday user.

~~

Kier, I think that user meant the woomy had to be cooked.

>eating a Yebbie/Woomy with his Legs & hands

also... ITS FUCKING RAW

Thank you for the work kier.

On the tenth day of /ink/mas my true love gave to me
10 naughty octos
9 lame meme lobbies
8 “what if” posts
7 cold blood tickets
6 faggy discords
5 Gay yebbies
4 idols singing
3 sloshers sloshing
2 dualies rolling
And a woomy to call my own

On the eleventh day of /ink/mas my true love gave to me
11 amputated squids
10 naughty octos
9 lame meme lobbies
8 “what if” posts
7 cold blood tickets
6 faggy discords
5 Gay yebbies
4 idols singing
3 sloshers sloshing
2 dualies rolling
And a woomy to call my own

w-what, u dont want to cut into her as she squirms and tries to shout but to no avail for the sweet sweet release of death. slowly losing strength and conciousness as you cut into her piece by piece slowly as possible to ensure she suffers as much as possible until theres no more ? all of her spread amongst your guests so much so that she cant regenerate/form? isnt that just sweet?

On the twelfth day of /ink/mas my true love gave to me
12 shitters shitposting
11 amputated squids
10 naughty octos
9 lame meme lobbies
8 “what if” posts
7 cold blood tickets
6 faggy discords
5 Gay yebbies
4 idols singing
3 sloshers sloshing
2 dualies rolling
And a woomy to call my own

On the twelfth day of /ink/mas my true love gave to me
12 shitty teammates
11 amputated squids
10 naughty octos
9 lame meme lobbies
8 “what if” posts
7 cold blood tickets
6 faggy discords
5 Gay yebbies
4 idols singing
3 sloshers sloshing
2 dualies rolling
And a woomy to call my own

i don't know what day it is but i got autism

h-hot

>A-user, why doesn't anyone want to celebrate Octivus with me...?

>implying I dont

i dont

Can you draw this happening during a Squidmas/octivus dinner? Just for laughs haha.

Well you should

What kind of weird traditions does Octivus have associated with it?

How well would Pearl and her family put up with Marina's bullshit when she brings it over to their house because she has no family back home because all Octolings are raised from childhood to be elite soldiers?

I’d rather celebrate with Pearl.

is it real choctoling posting hours

Delete all octos. ESPECIALLY MARINA.

>Keyspam filename
Why?

I understand that every person has their own tastes but i must let you know that I believe that your taste in idol is lacking.
Choco octo > pearl

...

I humbly request that you delete this image.

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I'm going to marry an octo

That's illegal

Say something nice to Scientist girlfriend octoling

Why would it be illegal, user?

looking good

>implying there would even be an octoling holiday when they're literally just created to fight and probably be molested

She's my girlfriend now.
Sorry, user
She finna get BLACKED
You can watch if you want

Nice bellybutton

for squidmas i want all octos to go extinct

>why would interspecies marriage be illegal?

male_inkling_wearing_aviators_saying_gross.png

How about I administer Class-B amnestic or terminate you on the spot

There was a guy who was allowed to marry a cardboard cutout and a guy who married a ps2
why cant I marry a consenting octoling?

Killing me wont un-cuck you.

It would if it never happened if you erase intangible memories or you being dead

Listen amigo
what"s done is done
time machines dont exist
just get used to the fact that your """"""girlfriend""""""""" preferred me and is only settling with you because im gone.

Squidmas SR 3/4

She doesn't prefers savage heretics like (you)

im DMing with now
hes currently photoshopping a picture of him hoverhanding your girl octo