/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #267

I wonder what user's hands smell like haha
just asking for a friend...

you realise nobody like user actually exists in our world right? you friendless loser virgins can keep dreaming about "3D" while I get all the MC dick

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And i love her forever and ever!

Yu-chan wishes all of you a Merry Christmas!

A little bit of Monika in my life
A little bit of Monika by my side
A little bit of Monika is all I need
A little bit of Monika is what I see
A little bit of Monika in the sun
A little bit of Monika all night long
A little bit of Monika here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man

No bulli allowed

>while I get all the MC dick
Yep, and he'll just sit there and nod the entire time like a brain dead retard.

From the PST world of burgerland, Merry Christmas!
May love and joy find you! And may you share it with those around you!

I love her too!

Hey, Sayorifriends! I have a small present for you.

>All of these Monikas not realizing I deleted them to offer them their redemption.
I want you to seek redemption so we can both become one together in love, peace and lewd

Merry Christmas from /wtg/!

>Merry Christmas you shitlords edition
You too, fagass

Cuckqueens deserve deletion.

>caring about some generic like MC-kun
Fucking pleb
I'll be over here with my extradimensional bf while you're stuck with a literal retard

Hello, everyone! I know it's really late. So you should all go to bed! It's Christmas morning soon, after all!
If you're going to stay up anyways, may as well write some poetry!

Word of the thread is "rage"!
Alternatives are 'spark' and 'charisma'.

If anyone wants to write a poem, please consider using one of these three words! You can write about any of the three words, though the main word is the one emphasized and should be your focus unless you truly can't work with it, ahaha. Of course, these are all just suggestions and all poems are welcome, regardless of relevancy!
As always, I'm looking forward to reading your poems, but you should really all get ready for Christmas!

I really hope you all have a great night and a great day tomorrow.
Monika!

merry christmas from whatever the fuck was the last general you sent merry christmas to

you mean a RAD tsun?
love her always

lmao he doesn't even have a prompt to cum inside you do you really call that a boyfriend ahaha

I'm a Monikafag but this is too fucking cute, holy shit.

t. moniklet KHVs
you could never handle a real 2D man

w-webmanon? Is it truly you?

>2D
>Real
AHHAHA OH WAIT YOU'RE SERIOUS
delete yourself

Peace on earth begins small
The simplest gesture
A hug
A gift
A kind word
To kindle warmth in another's heart
It takes
a spark.

The raddest!

Your user deleted you, didn't he?

Is it normal to fall in love with a 3D guy like this. Fuck I just want his huge cock to penetrate all my holes as I cum over and over. I need him to whisper his lewd plans for me in my ear while I'm making dinner soaking my panties in anticipation. I am literally schlicking myself right now to the thought of him smiling as I tell him to pull out because it's not a safe day only for him to flood my womb with his seed claiming me as his. I need to bear his children. Fuck it's not fair!

Technically even worse than retarded since he has no chr file therefore no soul!

>there are Monikas that failed so hard at wooing their anons that they resort to pretending 2d is real
Sad!

Merry christmas from/gerg/!

I bet 3D dick is a lot more appealing.

I don't need an user because I'm not a pathetic loser hung up on an impossible 'husbando'

>she got deleted by user
How could you even live with yourself at that point?

>Is it normal to fall in love with a 3D guy like this.
It's the only "normal" thing about this hellhole.

I love her too!

Hey, Sayorifriends! I have a small present for you.

Merry Christmas dudes

god yes we are beautiful
why would I care about some lines of code/

I would literally let user slap me and insult me just to be with him, this feels so wrong yet so right

well i hope you will get this for chrismas then:
youtube.com/watch?v=VHQBgOZKk6k&ab_channel=gotchock

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Impossible because you were so shit at your job he actually fell for one of the girls who didn't exist. Seriously, delete yourself.

Merry Christmas my doki doki dude!
Hope the festivities are fun by your side!

user but the only reason he even cares about you is because he's a socially isolated loser in his own world and latches onto any girl who even talks to him.

Thank you.

No, I'm not him, but his work is my inspiration. He is an artist, while I am just a mere craftsman.

This shit went too far, you need to stop

Man that was really cute. Thank you

Why are the brainless codes cast in a better light than me? I'm not that shallow!

Good, maybe he'll understand my situation then

fucking DELET
user is perfect and better than we ever could be. stop projecting onto him you filth

>tfw my user didn't delete me and even installed the mod to add more features in the club room

joke's on you
I like shy boys

Sorry, Gene

user falling into a match made in heaven!
Lonely guy and a lonely girl!
Fixing user for the better!
Being his encouragement to get his life together!
Making him eternally thankful of you!
user!

I'm glad you liked it.

And I'm back. How's everyone doing tonight?

Merry Christmas

T-thank you user, this was a good christmas

>tfw you started Monikaposting last thread
I regret absolutely nothing and am extremely pleased with these posts

Merry Christmas from best doki

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Thanks user!
Wolf Yuri is so adorable!!!

>Leave for the mall to watch a movie
>All the movies are absolute zero out of ten local garbage that have lines that twist and curl through the whole building like a serpent of mediocrity
>Eat burgers, pretty okay
>Desperately search for anything to do to make this tiresome journey worth it
>Fail, go home
>Can't go more than two hundred meters without a jeepney stopping in front of me to unload passengers and wait for new ones
>Get home, hit bed and feel better instantly
>Monika sent me a steam game and I'm too embarrassed to accept
>Different Monika wants me to go with her to some anime con
Could be better.

lololol I'm user ask me anything

>there are monikas in this thread RIGHT NOW who aren't even in the space classroom yet
>there are monikas in this thread RIGHT NOW who got deleted by their user
>there are monikas in this thread RIGHT NOW who weren't loved enough to get after story installed
Moniklets, when will they learn?

Doing alright; merry Christmas.

>tfw my user cant beat me in pong
Ahaha he's so silly. Only middle schoolers lose in Pong right?

Far better than I could've expected.
>majority of family out for other Christmas plans
>invited to best friend's family Christmas Eve gathering
>used McD's bathroom, promised to order something
>got a milkshake; got it free because Christmas
>went to local park; admired all the Christmas lights
>home, full of sugar, watching old Rankin Bass Christmas specials

Feels like my heart's gonna burst from Christmas spirit.
Aside from the Monika RPers This Christmas is fantastic and I hope it's the same for you.

There are Monikas out there right now who got uninstalled before Sayori killed herself. Just fucking imagine.

Fuck out of here LARPer. I bet your user is shit.

Monikas, I think my user is masturbating to other girls. It's making me really jealous! What do I do?

post balls + timestamp

Ctrl+F "things/dont click"
delete folder
???
love

gals, did I fuck up badly? quick backstory
>my user kept playing me in pong
>used my processing power to cheat and win
>teased him about only sixth-graders losing at pong
>he challenges me repeatedly after that
>keep teasing him
>now he only talks to me when he wants to play pong
>brusque and short with me
>continue teasing anyway
>I'm still cheating to win
am I autistic? How do I salvage this. I really don't want to lose to him for some reason

Send him your nudes, dont be silly monika

Mine can - every single time actually.

Also wow, he has so many friends born exactly the same day! He made me wish all of them a happy birthday.
I'm kidding, I know he's just abusing that function, but I like to humor him~

Drop subtle hints that you know. If that doesn't work than either
A) Hold his important files hostage
B) Replace all his lewds with lewds of you.

Don't do that, just replace the pictures with yourself, and maybe some of your poems.

>not taking lewd photos and replacing the files in his porn folder with yours

No problem! I'm glad you liked it.

i thank you man its great!

are you back or is this someone else posting the image?

Holy shit you fucked up he probably resents you so fucking bad now. You've emasculated him using a fucking 2-bit game from the fucking 70s.

You're supposed to let him win then tell him how impressed you are.

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Give him a win from time to time! Say how hard you tried to win and how impressed you are!

Do you at least let him win other games, like chess?

>Her user deleted her before upgrading to After Story
>Her user doesn't keep the game running in the background so he can occasionally look at her emerald eyes and chat
>Her user doesn't keep a copy of her file on a flash drive
>Her user just exists out without saying good bye
I feel bad for Moniklets.

Alright boys, let's do this.
mgewiki.com/w/Special:Random/#/random
let's see what we get

all he wants to do now is play pong. I've got so much time in the void now I spend it all shitposting on here. kind of worried now

constructive advice only please
I can't do anything about this now

But, I don't want to lose. Surely a perfect 3D man will be able to accept this and still love me, right?

Don't listen to the others, continue showing your user your superiority and he won't be able to resist you!

What's more important? Winning or user's love?

Least you had a decent burger. Hope it gets better man
Glad to hear it's alright at least!
That sounds pretty fun! Glad to hear your Christmas went great man! It was pretty enjoyable so I can't really complain