/fgoalter/ - Fate/Grand Order NA General

Who else here burned Nursery Rhyme when they got her? I hated everything about that servant

Enjoy THIS
*unzips dick*

sumanai

Arash every thread until he gets his strengthening quest

ascend stupid cat

>SUSHI BEING TAKED, LITERALLY
>ALSO DARIUS
I FUCKING KILL YOU

I still think Nursery Rhyme is fucking weird because it's basically a collection of stories instead of an actual person, but whatever.
Merry christmas

I FUCKING LOVE LOLIS!
Merry Christmas everyone!

>FGO trendingin twitter
UMMMMMM GRANKEKS?

If she's happy then I'm happy.

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This pussy isn't going to fuck itself, MASTER! We are making children that will be loved REEEEE!!!

I will post this every thread until The Garden of Order

Fuck off retard, go back to school.

O-okay. Please don't hurt me.

>JP getting Kirei as the new Chaldea director and a 2% rate for SSRs
NOT FAIR BROS

Is it fair bros?

SSR Atalanta berzerker who wants to mate with (you) fucking when?

Good to know

12 months until Santa Lily..

How many hours until tits alter?

Oh, shit, /alter/!

>a 2% rate now
That's new news to me, fucking hell.

Isn't the new director some Gordes-looking guy?

YOROKOBE

Based Kirei

So would she be up for raw unwashed anal if I tell her it will be a new and fun experience?

Did Mash and Sieg fuck?

user neglected to mention the new Black Keys servant that will always be 1.5%, leaving just 0.5% for the remaining SSRs.

0.4% are for the Kirei servant, so regular SSRs will only have 0.1%.

Not soon enough.

>yfw 2%

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Vive la France!

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He probably killed her and got her powers. He is Homunculus Megaman, remember?

Yes, but only if you cuddled with her afterwards.

Yeah.
Kirei will be the new shopkeeper.

What's with this Rider cookie meme? Quick rundown?

>/alter/ in charge of christmas gifts

other gacha games got amazing ascension materials and 100 free rolls
jp fgo got one rider cookie and fgoNA got nothing

>na about to get to roll for best lancer
>meanwhile jp masters having their servants stolen and chaldea shut down while getting a personal visit from kirei

Why the fuck didn't we get any free quartz for Christmas

Overwatch gave 5 loot boxes

What is it about his face that makes me never want to start watching that series?

please unde
Aw fuck it. SEAmonkeys can go kill themselves.

H-Huh?

Oh fuck

youtu.be/-SHM-7qMiDs

He is so much hotter than you and you are so jealous you don't want to see his face again because it reminds you that ywn fuck a saint, a trap and get servant powers

JP FGO initially announced everyone would be getting 1 free Rider gem for Christmas. Since then they've also gotten 40 quartz and some CEs. Jealous anons here continue to laugh at the Rider gem because it helps them get over how we got nothing.

omoofags in a perpetual state of BTFO

I guess you're right.

>you will never leave your spent dick inside Alice's loli butt as you spoon and drift off to sleep together

>Preview has Casters as the only enemy
>Let's bring a full Caster party as well
Fucking retard.

2018 confirmed for Year of Before The Tamago!

It’s almost like I did that specifically for the sake of taking that picture.

This is a good Christmas

delet this please

Fuck!

You're cool.

>blocks your Fate doujins

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Is this that drunk guy from Fate apo?

Don't roll the gacha.

You just missed him

Fucking Priest posters

it's me, kotomine kirei

you'll surely get the 5 star you want if you roll right now

ANAL SEX WITH MARIE

Then why the fuck is Waver there? Where's Hans?

You too

>NTR Man on NTR Woman
can't wait

Is he masturbating?

Hans is in the background jerking off to Waver

Even superjewish games gave something. Figures SEAmonkeys would outjew everyone else

>only level 9
What the fuck are you doing? There was more than enough time to get a 1* to bond lvl 10. I started during Gil banner and I've had one since over a week ago.

Go away

Hans is lvl. 25 at the moment and I couldn’t bring nobody. I guess I coulda brought a lvl. 1 Caligula with an aggro CE and then take the picture next round, but I don’t care that much.

And back to "fucking retard" we go.

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What does it smell like?

FEH got nothing tho.

Unless you count the daily maps, but they are going last till the end of month.

he looks like Kayneth with wig

Carmilla with the super succ.

>Scat will never pump your futa cock

No, those maps don't count, just like the 30 quartz we got before Christmas don't count.

>JP lost all their servants

NA WINS AGAIN HAHAHA

>Takeuchi is actually getting worse

Escepially with the way he draws flat noses. Kirei does have a flat nose but there's something just terrible about how Takeuchi is doing it now with just a straight, vertical black line

just join
so where xmas gifts?
my inbox is empty wtf

>Implying seamonkeys decide if we get quartz
They had to beg for JPs permission to give us 10 quartz from their own little stream event.