- /owg/

HERE COOOOMES T-RANNY CLAUSE

Here comes T.Racer... with her wife Widow and their cute baby!

I never noticed those arm things look like a pint of beer on this skin

>just one more win and I'm guaranteed a gold on the 28th
>also have somehow managed to climb from 2950 to 3150 in the last week of the season
>mfw

13st for reaper is a pedophile

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2 weeks, waifu shitters

i'm fucking done

40% user is only Silver?

anlaki

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no you retard he's a platshitter, he means a gold weapon

Please don't call my beautiful wife a tranny.

On a side note, please fucking help me guys

Veeky Forums keeps appearing like that

I have to use fucking firefox

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Have fun getting blackmailed by ukrainians in the future ;^)

update your 4chanx

turn off ublock or adblock.

yeah, really.

I need some bloo pits

Here comes T.Racer!

Oh my fucking god whyyyyyyy

hiroshimoot fuck off

Thanks user

>turning off blockers
lmaoing at you

>stop playing for a couple of months
>come back
>quick play is rampant with smurfs
>don't want to get into comp on my own
>don't want to deal with plat smurfs in quick play

G-Guess I'll go back to not playing then.

we did it lads

Send money to Hiro and he'll fix it.

>waaaaaa~~!

>eVERY GAME HAS A SMURF NOW
HAHA THANK YOU FOR MAKING THE GAME 50% OFF TWICE IN A MOTH

don't turn off your blockers user

>he fell for the cheki breki meme

You will literally get assfucked by malware from the ads if you turn it off

>shitter buys another acc
>its the same rating as his main
>another shitter sees low lvl acc
>WTF PRO OWL KOREAN 200mg SMURF JEFF WTFFFFFFFFFFF

WHAT

FUCKING

STOP

truning it back on

what the fuck ? How do you guys bypass this ?

She is a Lesbian and wouldn't love you.

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everytime i want to play the game im reminded that tracer, genji and winston exist and therefore i decide not to play

im not the only one feeling this way, as long as anti-fun characters exist, this game will decline in playerbase and nothing will bring it back

for the sake of the future of the game these heroes should be removed or reworked

>going to /gif/
Come on man it's nothing but cuckthreads and tranny threads.
/gif/ is trully a disaster compared to what it once was.

whats your rating

Is this the new defense heroes post? If so add mercy.

My Lena is straight and would love me if she was real.

All women love dick, user. They are either straight or bi. True lesbians don't exist

>Be McCree
>Predict genji is gonna come round a corner for a health pack

>Crouch and wait for him
>He comes round the corner, 190 hp, poisoned from widow mine that just went off
>Stun
>Shoot him
>He instantly deflects, dashes, and spins for a sweet 180 M2 headshot to instantly gib me

Balanced hero

>Using a crutch on a crutch hero didn't work
classic

flash headshot melee would've done 195, insta dead if your story is true shitter.

>Hitscan DPS
>Projectile DPS
>Tracer main
>Main tank
>Off-tank
>Flex Support
>Lucio main

Does this describe all the roles in the pro scene?

Like dick doesn't make you straight or bi

Literally exactly how I feel

But as says add mercy. And Dva.

Game is fucked in terms of long term fun as long as these heroes dominate and continue being in every single game.

>strawpoll.me/14694931

POLL UP

PLEASE VOTE

>Lemme list all the roles in the game
>All the pros spec like this wtf?

Okay, updated Veeky Forums x

What the fuck is hiro doing

its not weird for lucio player to go mercy while flex support goes zen

Why are mercy mains allowed to be above diamond?

selling us like a jew.

Unfortunately genji's crutch out crutched me

I tried to headshot him but unfortunately the angle made his head tilt back when he got stunned and I hit his neck instead

How come there's no autistic screeching ? this is fucking awful

>level 11 widow popping off on the enemy team
>literally zero co-ordination from the rest of your team
>they all file in one by one to her
>"wow we're getting smurfed so hard"

Because they're better than you

>performance-based matchmaking

basically if you pick mercy even if you're shit at the game you lose less SR for losing and gain more SR for winning/getting carried because the system favors one-tricking and stat padding faggotry etc. (and blizzard acknowledged this btw which is why they're gonna remove it)

it's getting removed for diamond and above soon so mercy mains will decay to plat in the near future

If it's qp I feel a sense of shame being forced to switch to Winston just to counter one player.

so you're telling me the genji won a duel where
1. you missed a headshot on a still target with your hitscan weapon
2. he has ALL of his abilities
3. he uses them all, then hits 3 projectiles on your head, while he is moving, and also has to do a 180 before he even puts his crosshair on his head.

he successfully pulls that off while you miss a headshot on a still target and you wonder why you lost.

and they you realize her grapple has an 8s cd and that doesnt work anymore

>Projectile dps
>Lucio main
>Hitscan DPS

I dont think these roles really exist

Hitscan is just Tracer(Soldier very occasionally) Projectile is just genji.

Lucio is irrelevant now with mercy

>Main tank off tank

Aka dva winston players

you dont understand
i pressed e
wheres my free kill blizzard
wow flashbang is so buggy and mccree is so bad

Remember when mccree could just shred people with right click.

I miss those days.

>teamboogaing about qp

you also probably miss 70% of your shots

1. Yes
2. When doesnt a genji have all of his abilities while outside of combat
3. You say that as if its a rarity for genji to dash and reflect in every fight he has them available when its his bread and butter style of fighting.

Also

>then hits 3 projectiles on your head, while he is moving

Projectiles dont have small hitboxes in OW. In close range ( had my back to a wall so dashing through me put him directly next to me) he literally just has to centre his camera on my hero model while being slightly above me and its M2 = 3 Star headshot

>mercy mains will decay to plat in the near future
Why would they? SOME might, but you need to (at least in theory) be actively throwing to lose as Mercy.

To be fair

Literally every one of Genji's buttons are a free kill and he's a lot easier to play than McCree

Were you good this year?

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to play genji

>clicks Q
>TEAM KILL
big brainers only

Threadly Reminder that Big Daddy Rein loves his brown women

Well here are some people I had in mind

Projectile DPS
>Hydration
>Nevix
>Memegull

Hitscan DPS
>aKm
>shitmou
>Babybay

Lucio
>Zebbosai
>Verbo
>BigGoose

>Hitscan is just Tracer(Soldier very occasionally)
Yeah but you don't see the guys I've listed ever playing Tracer because they have someone who only plays tracer.

>Projectile is just genji.
Some Pharah, mostly on Oasis.

>Lucio is irrelevant now with mercy
Lucio players are definitely struggling now because they were signed back when Lucio was relevant.

My Lena is always with me!

Make grandma relevant, nerf mercy.

>its another episode of animefied overwatch ""art""

That ass is longer than Luna Mei.

make doomfist charge cooldown reset after a kill, like the cocksucking ninja.

There, fixed it.

>implying we don't play this shitty game for the waifus

no

post non-anime art

>playing genji requires the most skill in the game

>Some games I feel like a god on mccree, lining up headshots like its nothing
>Be a competitive dps
>Other days I just cant seem to find them
>Be dead weight

>Pick genji
>Mash palm into shift and E buttons
>Draw fibbonaci sequence with mouse cursor
>Get Play of the Game

here

ok but the damage is reduced to 150 total

I actually play it for gameplay, cause I'm not a thirsty 14 year old going through puberty.

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lolconsole here. Is Blizzworld great or a piece of shit?

HIGHEST SKILL CEILING AND FLOOR IN THE GAME LADS

Reminder that Lena "Tracer" Oxton is canonically a lesbian, which means as well as dating exclusively women, she absolutely detests all men.

Not only would you, or any male never have a chance with her, she would also never be your friend, and generally wouldn't care if you lived or died. This is true for any other lesbian out there.