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NEWS
>Persona 3: Dancing Moon Night and Persona 5: Dancing Star Night confirmed for release on May 24th 2018:

>persona-dance.jp/p3d/
>persona-dance.jp/p5d/

>Atlus' online shop is now open:shop.atlus.com/
>Yukiko confirmed for Blazblue Cross Tag Battle:personacentral.com/yukiko-announced-playable-persona-character-blazblue-cross-tag-battle/
>Chie confirmed for Blazblue Cross Tag Battle:personacentral.com/chie-announced-playable-persona-character-blazblue-cross-tag-battle/
>Yosuke confirmed for BlazBlue Cross Tag Battle:personacentral.com/yosuke-announced-playable-persona-character-blazblue-cross-tag-battle/
>Persona 4 featured in BlazBlue Cross Tag Battle:personacentral.com/blazblue-cross-tag-battle-announced-features-persona-4-arena/
>Persona Q2 revealed:pq2.jp
>Persona 5 anime coming in 2018:personacentral.com/persona-5-animation-announced-air-2018/

GUIDES
>General Guide
pastebin.com/eCHRjKCZ
>PQ Guide
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>P4U2 Guide/Resources
pastebin.com/M3MPepKb

DOWNLOADS
>Art, Guides, Music, etc.
pastebin.com/Vh0CdRit
>Persona Image Collection
mediafire.com/?9j3us2v34coua
>Persona ISOs
mega.nz/#F!5iQAGTLB!U1LUUTLtawRdsWSDDFSAQQ
>Persona Concerts - 2008 to 2017
pastebin.com/L19y0r5X
>Persona 5 Resources
pastebin.com/CZEvEgiE

MANGA
>P4 Dengeki Comic Anthology
mediafire.com/?4kjjaf0jtw2jyj3
>Scans
personascans.tumblr.com
mediafire.com/personascans#unst48ukbu457
pastebin.com/L3WXvsf3

I love Ann!

Play a real shibaboo megido tensay game.

Claiming this kind, caring, confectionary-crafting Christmas cutie.
Best model.
Most compassionate.
I'm so proud of Ann. I love her.

Merry Christmas Personababs. Treat each other with the love that you all deserve.

She's the best to me because of her kind, strong heart, her compassionate nature, her feminine and girly persona, her determination, her taste in fashion, and her unmatched beauty.

Me too!

Ritualposters need to be gassed

[Hashino Films logo]
[Opening credits play against generic footage of Ren stalking aboutTokyo]
[Exterior shot of Ren’s car pulling up outside his house]
[Ren enters the living room]
Ren: Hi babe! I have something for you.
Ann: What is it?
Ren: Just a little something.
[He playfully hides the package, then presents it to Ann. She opens it to find a red dress.]
Ann: Ren, it’s beautiful. Thank you. Can I try it on now?
Ren: Sure, it’s yours.
Ann: Wait right here. (she grabs Ren’s tie and kisses him) I’ll try it on right now.
Ren sits down. Cut to Ann reemerging from the stairs in the red dress.
Ren: Wow, you look so sexy, Ann.
Ann: Isn’t it fabulous?
Ren: I would do anything for my girl.
[Enter Mishima]
Mishima: Oh hey, guys.
Ren: Oh hi, Mishima.
Mishima: Wow! Look at you!
Ann: It’s from Ren.
Ren: Anything for my princess! Ha-ha-ha-ha.
Mishima: How much was it?
Ann: Mishima, don’t ask a question like that!

Daily reminder Makoto is best girl

Ann is a whore, Futaba is underage, Haru has autism

I miss Kamoshidafag

Ren: Nice to see you, Mishima. I’m going to take a nap.
Mishima: Can I go upstairs too?
Ren: Ha-ha!
Ann: Mishima, I think I’m gonna join him.
Ren: A-ha-ha.
[They exit upstairs, speaking barely audibly[
Ann: I’ve got some candles upstairs.
Ren: You always think. A-ha-ha. Alright, I’m ready.
Ann: This is so pretty, I can’t wait for you to get it off of me.
Ren: Oh, yeahhh.
[Mishima takes a bite of an apple, then follows them upstairs.]
[In the bedroom, Ren and Ann start a pillow fight.]
Ren: A-ha-ha! (incomprehensible gibberish) Ha-ha-ha! Ouch!
[Mishima joins in and gets clobbered as everyone laughs.]
Mishima: No, stop!
Ren: Mishima, do you have something else to do?
Mishima: I just like to watch you guys.
Ann: Oh, Mishima, Mishima, Mishima boy!
Ren: Mishima, two’s great, but three’s a crowd, ha-ha.
Mishima: I get it. You guys want to be alone.
Ren: That’s the idea!
Mishima: Fine. I have homework to do anyway. Bye, lovebirds!
Ren: Bye, Mishima.

lovekoto

Kawakami a kawacutie

Futaba is a fucking perverted little pile of hormones and that is wonderful.

She's pretty great on Christmas.

>Ann is a whore
this but unironically

Ann: Bye, Mishima.
[Mishima exits, and a three-minute love scene commences, scored to terrible R&B. There’s a lot of water and rose petals and naked boobs. Ren fucks Ann’s belly button. Afterwards they lie awkwardly in bed together, and Ann seems bored with Ren as he sleeps.]
[The alarm clock goes off at :28. Ren gets up, smells a rose, and bares his ass to the camera. He emerges from the bathroom dressed for work and greets Ann.]
Ren: Did you like last night?
Ann: Yes I did.
Ren: Ha-ha-ha.
Ann: Can I get you anything?
Ren: Unh-unh. I have to go now.
Ann: Okay, bye.
Ren: Bye.
[Ren exits. Cut to an exterior daytime shot of the house, then to the living room. Ann answers the door, and Ann’s Mother enters.]
Ann: Hi mom, how are you?
Ann’s Mother: I’m fine, how are you? Hmmm? Okay, let’s go to the couch, and we will sit down. Now, what’s happening with you? Hmmm?
Ann: Nothing much. Do you want some coffee?
Ann’s Mother: What’s wrong? Tell me.
Ann: I’m not feeling good today.
Ann’s Mother: Well, why not?
Ann: I don’t love him anymore.
Ann’s Mother: Why don’t you love him anymore? Tell me.
Ann: He’s so boring.

Waking up to a jersey wearing barefoot and pregnant Makoto with slight bed hair!?

Ann’s Mother: You’ve known him for over five years. You’re engaged. You said you loved him. He supports you, he provides for you, and darling, you can’t support yourself. He’s a wonderful man, and he loves you very much. And his position is very secure. And he told me he plans to buy you a house.
Ann: That’s why he’s so boring!
Ann’s Mother: Well, what are you going to do?
Ann: I don’t know. I don’t mind living with him.
Ann’s Mother: Well, you can’t do that. Have you talked to him about it?
Ann: No. I don’t know what to do.
Ann’s Mother: Well, he’s a wonderful person. And he’s getting a promotion very soon. Now he bought you a car, he bought you a ring, clothes, whatever you wanted, and now you want to dump him. That’s not right. I’ve always thought of him as my son-in-law. You should marry Ren, he would be good for you.
Ann: I guess you’re right about that.
Ann’s Mother: Well, of course I’m right. I know men! I wasn’t born yesterday. I’m glad you’re listening to your mother. Nobody else listens to me.
Ann: You’re probably right about that, mom.
Ann’s Mother: Well, I’m glad you’re listening to your mother. Listen, I’ve gotta go. But you remember what I told you, okay? M-hm. Bye bye now.
[Ann’s Mother exits]
Ann: (sarcastically) Thanks, mom.
[The same room, later in the day. Ann picks up the phone and Ryuji answers on the other end.]
Ryuji: Hello?
Ann: Hey baby, how are you doing?
Ryuji: Oh hey, how you doing? Yeah, I’m very busy, what’s going on?
Ann: I just finished talking to my mom. She gave me this big lecture about Ren.
Ryuji: Look, we’ll talk about it later. I told you, I’m very busy.

Your waifus are great people and so are you. I hope everyone is having a great holiday

Is the bot back?

Ann: We’ll talk about it now! Whenever you say we’ll talk about it later, we never do. I can’t wait till later. I want to talk right now. You owe me one anyway.
Ryuji: Okay. Alright, what do you want to talk about?
Ann: She’s a stupid bitch. She wants to control my life. I’m not going to put up with that. I’m going to do what I want to do, and that’s it. What do you think I should do?
Ryuji: I mean, why do you ask me? You know, you’ve been very happy with Ren. What do you want me to say? I mean, you should enjoy your life. What’s the problem?
Ann: Maybe, you’re right. Can I see you tomorrow?
Ryuji: Okay. Alright, how about noon?
Ann: I’ll be waiting for you. Bye.
Ryuji: Alright, see you.
[Cut to gratuitous footage of a bus in downtown Tokyo.]
[Back in the room, Ann answers the door. Ryuji enters.]
Ryuji: Hi. How you doing?
Ann: I’m fine, come in. Have a seat. (they are silent while she pours wine and offers it)
Ryuji: Thank you.
Ann: It’s hot in here. (she unbuttons the top of her blouse) Do you mind?
Ryuji: No.
[Ann approaches Ryuji in her strapless black dress.]
Ryuji: I mean the candles, the music, the sexy dress, I mean, what’s going on here?
Ann: I like you very much, loverboy.
Ryuji: What are you doing this for?
Ann: What’s the matter? Don’t you like me? I’m your girl?
Ryuji: Ren’s my best friend. You’re going to be married next month. Come on.
Ann: Forget about Ren. This is between you and me

Thanks and you too, Yukikofag.

When the Persona 3 Dancing Moon Night's Reaching Out Persona 5 Dancing Star Nights ft. Hatsune Miku [Teddyloid 'In the Club' Mix]

>Futaba is underage
This but unironically

I still refuse to call him ren
Akira Kurusu for life

Ryuji: I don’t think so. I’m leaving now.
Ann: Please don’t leave. Please don’t leave. I need you. I love you. I don’t want to get married anymore. I don’t love Ren. I dream about you. I need you to make love to me.
Ryuji: I don’t think so. Everything’s going to be fine, I promise.
[They proceed to kiss, then have fully clothed three-minute sex on the spiral stairs to the tune of terrible R&B (“you are my rose”).]
Ryuji: Why did you do this to me? Why? Ren’s my best friend.
Ann: Didn’t you enjoy it?
Ryuji: That’s not the point.
Ann: I love you, Ryuji.
Ryuji: Look, you’re very attractive, alright? You’re beautiful. But we can’t do this anymore. I can’t hurt Ren.
Ann: I know. He’s your best friend.
Ryuji: Hey. This will be our secret.
[They kiss.]
[Cut to exterior shot of a hilly Tokyo street. Ren’s car pulls up to a flower shop.]
[Ren enters the flower shop.]
Ren: Hi.
Florist: Can I help you?
Ren: (removing sunglasses) Yeah, can I have a dozen red roses, please?
Florist: Oh hi, Ren, I didn’t know it was you. Here you go.
Ren: That’s me! How much is it?
Florist: It’ll be eighteen dollars.
Ren: Here you go, keep the change. Hi doggy!
Florist: You’re my favorite customer.

She's mine /pg/

You only say that because you're waifu a shit.

t. twitter/tumblr/reddit

>akira

Ren: Nah.
Ann: You didn’t get it, did you?
Ren: That son of a bitch told me that I would get it within three months. I save them bundles. They’re crazy. I don’t think I will ever get it. They betray me, they didn’t keep their promise, they tricked me, and I don’t care anymore.
Ann: Did you tell them how much you save them?
Ren: Of course, what do you think? They already put my ideas into practice. The bank saves money, and they are using me, and I am the fool.
Ann: I still love you.
Ren: You’re the only one who does.
Ann: At least you have friends. I didn’t get any calls today. You’re right. The computer business is too competitive. Do you want me to order a pizza?
Ren: Whatever, I don’t care.
Ann: I already ordered a pizza.
Ren: You think about everything, ha-ha.
Ann: What’s the matter? Are you alright? It’s just a lousy promotion. You know what you need? You need a drink.
Ren: I don’t drink, you know that!
[Cut to Ann emerging from the kitchen with, it seems, scotch and vodka.]
Ren: Ha-ha-ha-ha.
[She mixes them to form scotchka.]
Ann: Don’t worry about it. It’s good for you.
Ren: You must be crazy. I cannot drink this.
Ann: If you love me, you’ll drink this.
[She raises his glass to his mouth and he drinks.]
Ren: You’re right, it tastes good. A-ha.

Lies and slander. Except for the best girl part.

how would the persona 5 girls react to my 3 inch erection

Ann: I know. I am right. Don’t worry about those fuckers. You’re a good man. Drink and let’s have some fun.
[They drink. Cut to later, when they have had quite a bit to drink and Ann is now wearing Ren’s tie as a headband.]
Ren: Ha-ha-ha. A-ha-ha-ha. Mmm.
[Ann laughs hysterically. Ren drops and shatters a glass.[
Ren: You have nice legs, Ann. Ha-ha.
Ann: (laughing) You have nice pecs.
Ren: A-ha-ha. I’m tired, I’m wasted, I love you darling!
Ann: Come on, make love to me.
Ren: Unhhh…
Ann: Come on, you owe me one.
Ren: I love you, Ann.
Ann: I love you, Ren. (she rips open his shirt)
[They make out on the couch, and then we cut to the bedroom for a lovemaking sequence that seems to be recut from their previous lovemaking sequence, but with a different terrible R&B song. Mercifully, it only lasts for about a minute.]
[Cut to the famous Tokyo Tower.]
[Cut to the room.]
Ann: So I’m organizing the party for Ren’s birthday. Can you come?
Ann’s Mother: When is it?
Ann: Next Friday at six. It’s a surprise.
Ann’s Mother: Oh.
Ann: You can bring someone if you want.

...

Ren is from Sumaru City!

me too

Ann’s Mother: Well, sure, I can come. But I don’t know if I’ll bring anybody. Oh! That jerk Akira. He wants me to give him a share of my house. That house belongs to me. He has no right. I’m not giving him a penny. Who does he think he is?
Ann: He’s your brother!
Ann’s Mother: He’s always bugging me about my house. Fifteen years ago, we agreed, that house belongs to me. Now the value of the house is going up and he’s seeing dollar signs. Everything goes wrong at once. Nobody wants to help me, and I’m dying.
Ann: You’re not dying, mom.
Ann’s Mother: I got the results of the test back. I definitely have breast cancer.
Ann: Look, don’t worry about it. Everything will be fine. They’re curing lots of people every day.
Ann’s Mother: I’m sure I’ll be alright. Oh! I heard your father is talking about me. He is a hateful man. Oh, I’m so glad I divorced him.
Ann: Don’t worry about it. You just concentrate on getting well.
Ann’s Mother: Well at least you have a good man.
Ann: You’re wrong! Mom, he’s not what you think he is. He didn’t get his promotion. And he got drunk last night. And he hit me.
Ann’s Mother: Ren doesn’t drink! What are you talking about?
Ann: He did last night. And I don’t love him anymore.
Ann’s Mother: Ren is your financial security. You can’t afford to ignore this.
Ann: Yeah, okay mom. Can I just talk to you later?
Ann’s Mother: You don’t want to talk to me.
Ann: I just got done talking with a client, and I have to get ready to meet him. Can I just talk to you later?
Ann’s Mother: Okay. I will see you later. Bye bye.
[Ann’s Mother exits. Cut to an exterior shot of the house.]
[Cut to the room. Makoto and Goro enter, nervously.]

I love my Queen
Merry Christmas Everyone

I think she's great! But I understand that she doesn't fit your tastes.

No one but /pg/ and maybe the japs likes Ren Mamma mia
#NotMyAkira

Makoto: How much time do we have?
Goro: I dunno, uh, a couple hours? At least.
Makoto: Well, let’s have some fun.
[They sit on the couch and Goro opens a box of chocolates.]
Goro: Did you, uh, know, that chocolate is the symbol of love?
Makoto: (laughing) Feed me.
[Goro puts a chocolate in Makoto’s mouth and then makes out with her. He puts a chocolate on her chest and eats it off of her.]
Makoto: Yum!
Goro: It’s delicious!
Makoto: Arms up! (she takes off Goro’s shirt) Chocolate is a symbol of love.
[Makoto places a chocolate in Goro’s mouth and then makes out with him. She starts to go down on him, although he begins reacting with comically exaggerated orgasm faces before she’s in position to do anything.]
[Cut to an exterior shot of the Tokyo Tower.]
[Cut to the room, where Goro and Makoto are startled by Ann and Ann’s Mother entering.]
Ann’s Mother: Hello? What are these characters doing here?
Ann: They like to come here to do their… homework.
Ann’s Mother: What homework?
Ann: Mom, this is Makoto’s boyfriend Goro. Goro, this is my mother.
Goro: It’s a pleasure to meet you.
Ann’s Mother: Mm.
Makoto: Uh-huh.
[Goro and Makoto exit.]
Ann’s Mother: Unh. Oh, all that shopping wore me out.

[Mishima enters.]
Mishima: Hi Ann.
Ann: Hey Mishima. Mishima, this is my mom. Mom, this is Mishima.
Ann’s Mother: How many people come in and out of this apartment every day? This is worse than Grand Central Station!
Mishima: I just need to borrow some sugar.
Ann: Help yourself, Mishima.
Mishima: I also need a cup of flour and half a stick of butter.
Ann’s Mother: Doesn’t your home have a kitchen?
Mishima: I’ll come back later.
[Mishima exits.]
Ann’s Mother: Tell me, what does Mishima do?
Ann: Ren wanted to adopt Mishima. It’s really a tragedy how many kids out there don’t have parents. When Mishima turned eighteen, Ren found him a little apartment here in this building and he’s paying for it until he graduates from school. Ren really loves Mishima even though he doesn’t say it much. He’s like a father figure to him. I told you, mom, Ren is very caring about the people in his life. And he gave Mishima his own set of keys to our place.
Ann’s Mother: Please, don’t hurt Ren. Now if you really don’t love him, so be it, but you should tell him.
[Goro enters.]
Goro: I forgot my, uh, book.
[He grabs a book but somehow this leads to Ann’s Mother holding his underwear.]
Ann’s Mother: What’s this?
[Everyone laughs.]
Goro: That’s nothing!
[Goro takes the underwear and exits as everyone continues to laugh.]

Either we have a guy losing it hard, or the bot has come back.

this

>3 inch
cute
may i suck it?

Ann’s Mother: Homework!
Ann: (laughing) Don’t worry about it.
Ann’s Mother: If I were a burglar, you would be my best friend.
Ann: Look, I don’t want to talk about it.
Ann’s Mother: You know I worry about you. I have to go home.
Ann: Okay, mom.
Ann’s Mother: Bye bye.
[Ann’s Mother exits.]
Ann: (sighing) Oh my god.
[Cut to exterior shot of the Tokyo skyline.]
[Cut to the roof, where Mishima is dribbling a basketball. This scene is in HD for some reason. Souji-S enters.]
Souji-S: Hey, Mishima.
Mishima: Souji-S. I’ve been looking for you.
Souji-S: Yeah, sure you have. You have my money, right?
Mishima: Yeah. It’s coming. It’ll be here in a few minutes.
Souji-S: What do you mean it’s coming, Mishima? Where’s my money?
Mishima: Okay. Just give me five minutes. Just give me five!
Souji-S: Five minutes? You want five fucking minutes, Mishima? You know what? I haven’t got five fucking minutes! (he pulls a gun on Mishima) I’m going to ask you again, Mishima. Where’s my money?
Mishima: I don’t have anything.
Souji-S: Where’s my money, Mishima? Where’s my fucking money, Mishima? What’d you do with my fucking money?
Mishima: I swear to god, it’s coming!

That Hifumifag did say he would bot the thread

No one but /pg/ and maybe the japs likes P5
#NotMyPersona

Souji-S: Where’s my fucking money, Mishima?
Mishima: Put the gun down.
[Ryuji and Ren enter.]
Souji-S: My fucking money! Where’s my fucking money, Mishima?
[Ren and Ryuji grab Souji-S and disarm him. Ann and Ann’s Mother enter, or rather, they are suddenly in the scene without explanation.]
Ann: What’s going on?!
[Ren and Ryuji haul Souji-S away amid indecipherable commotion.]
Ren: Let’s take him to the police.
Ann: Mishima, are you okay? What did that man want from you?
Mishima: Nothing.
Ann’s Mother: Oh, that was not nothing!
Ann: Tell me everything!
Ann’s Mother: You have no idea what kind of trouble you’re in here, do you?
Mishima: I owe him some money.
Ann: What kind of money?
Mishima: I owe him some money.
Ann: What kind of money?
Mishima: Everything is okay, he’s gone!
Ann’s Mother: Everything is not okay. Mishima, that is a dangerous man!
Mishima: Calm down, he’s going to jail!
Ann: Mishima, what kind of money, just tell me!
Ann’s Mother: What do you need money for?
Ann: Mom, please, Mishima’s with me and Ren!

I'd report this for spamming but see Mishima didn't delete ANY of the lewd pic last thread I assume he's high with overdose of eggnog

O-Oh.
I wasn't serious or anything, you know. Unless you're a toasterfag.

Ann’s Mother: A man like that, with a gun! My god!
Ann: Mishima, look at me in the eyes and tell me the truth. We’re your friends.
Mishima: I bought some drugs off of him. Things got mixed up. I didn’t mean for this to happen.
Ann: (sobbing) Mishima…
Mishima: But I don’t have them anymore.
Ann: What kind of drugs, Mishima?
Mishima: It doesn’t matter, I don’t have them anymore.
Ann’s Mother: It doesn’t matter? How in the hell did you get involved with drugs? What are you, giving them to him, selling them to him? Where the hell did you meet that man?
Ann: What kind of drugs do you take?!
Mishima: It’s nothing like that!
Ann: What the hell is wrong with you?!
Mishima: I just needed some money to pay off some stuff.
Ann: How much do you have to give him?
Ann’s Mother: This is not the way you make money!
Ann: How much?!
Mishima: Stop ganging up on me!
Ann’s Mother: Well it is time somebody ganged up on you, for god’s sake! A man like that! Where in the hell did you meet a man like that?
Mishima: It doesn’t matter!
Ann’s Mother: It matters a great deal! A man holds a gun on you, you almost got killed, you expect me to forget that happened?
Mishima: You’re not my fucking mother!
Ann’s Mother: You listen to me, boy!
Ann: No!

>maybe the japs

He deleted mine - the Sae/Tae/Ren one

Ann’s Mother: Somebody had better do something around here.
[Ann hugs and comforts Mishima. Ren enters.]
Ren: Are you okay, Mishima?
Mishima: I’m okay.
Ren: Are you okay?
Mishima: I’m okay!
[Ryuji has materialized behind Ann’s Mother and Ann.]
Ann’s Mother: What’s okay? He’s taking drugs.
Ryuji: Come on, stop, it was a mistake.
Ann’s Mother: A mistake, that he takes drugs.
Ren: Let’s go home.
Ryuji: Come on, it’s clear.
Ann’s Mother: What’s clear? I am going to call the police.
Ann: Mom, stop, it was Mishima’s mistake, just stop!
Ryuji: Let’s go.
[Ryuji and Ann’s Mother exit.]
Ren: Why did you do this? You know better, right? Why?!
Mishima: I’m sorry.
Ren: You know better, Mishima, you almost got killed.
Mishima: I’m sorry. It won’t happen again, I promise.
Ann: Mishima, you know that Ren’s like your father. And we’re your friends. We’re going to help you.
Ren: Let’s go home.
[Everyone exits.]

Nah, I'm Yukikofag. My buddy is a toasterfag though

here are my new codenames for the PT
Ann: kitty boom boom
Ryuji: The Bone
Makoto: Shitsuru
Yusuke: Sonicfox
Futaba: PogChamp
Haru: Queen

It's going to take time for me to get used to it.

Why has he forsaken us?

[Cut to Ryuji on the phone with Ann.]
Ann: I miss you.
Ryuji: I just saw you! What are you talking about?
Ann: I’m just wanting to hear your sexy voice. I keep thinking about your strong hands around my body. It excites me so much. I love you.
Ryuji: Is Ren there?
Ann: He’s in the shower.
Ryuji: I don’t understand you. Why do you do things like this?
Ann: Because I love you. You just don’t care, do you?
Ryuji: I do care. But we agreed, it’s over between us.
Ann: I understand, it’s our secret. But I still have feelings for you. You just don’t care.
Ryuji: I do care!
Ann: I have to go now. I’ll see you later, darling.
Ryuji: Don’t call me that.
Ann: Okay, bye.
[They hang up.]
[Cut to the roof. Ren enters, mid-sentence.]
Ren: I did not hit her! It’s not true! It’s bullshit! I did not hit her! I did not! (he throws a water bottle to the floor) Oh, hi Ryuji.
Ryuji: (holding a football) Oh hey Ren, what’s up?
Ren: I have a problem with Ann. She says that I hit her.
Ryuji: What? Well did you?
Ren: No, it’s not true! Don’t even ask! What’s new with you?
Ryuji: Well I’m just sitting up here thinking, you know? I got a question for you.

I never had eggnog. Is it good?

Ren: Yeah.
Ryuji: You think girls like to cheat like guys do?
Ren: What makes you say that?
Ryuji: I dunno. I dunno, I’m just, I’m just thinking.
Ren: I don’t have to worry about that because Ann is loyal to me.
Ryuji: Yeah man, you never know. People are very strange these days. I used to know a girl, she had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it, beat her up so bad she ended up in a hospital on Guerrero Street.
Ren: A-ha-ha-ha! What a story, Ryuji!
Ryuji: Yeah, you can say that again.
Ren: I’m so happy I have you as my best friend, and I love Ann so much.
Ryuji: Yeah, man. Yeah, you are very lucky.
Ren: Well maybe you should have a girl, Ryuji.
Ryuji: Yeah. Yeah, maybe you’re right. Maybe I have one already. I don’t know yet.
Ren: Well, what happened? Remember Aoi? That’s her name?
Ryuji: Aoi?
Ren: Yeah.
Ryuji: Yeah, we don’t see each other anymore. You know, she wasn’t any good in bed. She was beautiful, but we had too many arguments.
Ren: That’s too bad. My Ann is great when I can get it.
Ryuji: Oh, man, I just can’t figure women out. Sometimes they’re just too smart, sometimes they’re just flat-out stupid, other times they’re just evil.
Ren: It seems to me like you’re the expert, Ryuji!
Ryuji: No. Definitely not an expert, Ren.
Ren: What’s bothering you, Ryuji?

Migrate

Quality thread from a quality general.

So do I.

Ryuji: Nothing, man.
Ren: Do you, do you have some secrets? Why don’t you tell me?
Ryuji: Forget it! Forget it, dude!
Ren: Is there some secret, tell me.
Ryuji: No, forget it, I’ll talk to you later!
[Ryuji hands off the football to Ren and exits.]
Ren: Well, whatever.
[Mishima enters, passing Ryuji.]
Mishima: Hey Ren.
Ren: Oh hi, Mishima.
Mishima: What’s wrong with Ryuji?
Ren: He’s cranky today. A-ha-ha-ha. Girl trouble, I guess. What’s new with you?
Mishima: Not much. Still going to the movie tonight?
Ren: Sure, we are.
Mishima: What kind of movie are we going to see?
Ren: Well we’ll see… Mishima, don’t plan too much. It may not come out right.
Mishima: Alright. Let’s toss the ball around.
Ren: Okay.
[They proceed to play short-distance catch with the football while talking.]
Mishima: Gotta tell you about something.
Ren: Shoot, Mishima.
Mishima: It’s about Ann.
Ren: Go on.

...

tastes kinda like a cream, it's the texture that doesn't appeal to me, a bit thick.

Mishima: She’s beautiful. She looks great in a red dress. I think I’m in love with her.
Ren: Go on.
Mishima: I know she doesn’t like me because sometimes she’s mean to me, but sometimes when I’m around her, I feel like I want to kiss her and tell her I love her. I don’t know. I’m just confused.
Ren: Mishima, don’t worry about that. Ann loves you too. As a person, as a human being, as a friend. You know people don’t have to say it. They can feel it.
Mishima: What do you mean?
Ren: You can love someone deep inside your heart, and there is nothing wrong with it. If a lot of people loved each other, the world would be a better place to live.
Mishima: Ann’s your future wife!
Ren: Mishima, don’t worry about it. You are part of our family, and we love you very much. And we will help you anytime. And Ann loves you too. As a friend. You are sort of like her son.
Mishima: You mean you’re not upset with me?
Ren: No, because I trust you and I trust Ann. What about Shiho, hunh?
Mishima: Well… I love her.
Ren: M-hm.
Mishima: When I graduate from college, get a good job, I want to marry her and have kids with her.
Ren: That’s the idea.
Mishima: You’re right. Thanks for paying my tuition.
Ren: You’re very welcome, Mishima, and keep in mind, if you have any problems, talk to me, and I will help you.
Mishima: Awesome. Thanks, Ren.
Ren: Let’s go eat, hunh? Come on, let’s go. Let’s go. I’m starving.
[They exit.]
[Cut to an exterior panning shot of Tokyo Tower.]

Should we just make a new thread?

>need 3 knowledge to hang out with makoto
>spend the next few weeks improving my knowledge so I can
>need 5 charm to date makoto further
>only have 3
I am irate right now

...

[Cut to the room, where Makoto and Ann are talking. Ann’s neck is bulging throughout this scene, which means very few people have ever heard the dialogue.]
Makoto: So how’s Ren?
Ann: He didn’t get his promotion.
Makoto: Is he disappointed?
Ann: Quite a bit. He got drunk last night. And he hit me.
Makoto: He hit you?!
Ann: He didn’t know what he was doing.
Makoto: Are you okay?
Ann: Well, I don’t want to marry him anymore.
Makoto: What?!
Ann: Ren’s okay. But I found somebody else.
Makoto: Ann! This isn’t right. You’re living with one guy and you’re sleeping with another guy?
Ann: I’m doing what I want to do.
Makoto: Well who is he?
Ann: His best friend. And he lives in this building.
Makoto: I can’t believe you’re telling me this. It’s Ryuji, isn’t it? Ann, you know, you’re just thinking about yourself. Somebody’s going to get hurt. You’ve got to be honest with Ren.
Ann: I can’t do that. He would be devastated.
Makoto: Well, if you care so much for him, why cheat on him?
Ann: Look, I really don’t know what to do. I love Ryuji. I don’t have any more feelings for Ren.
Makoto: Ren’s so excited about this wedding.
Ann: I know.
Makoto: You’ve got to tell Ren.

>Shitposter makes a thread
>thread has a shitpost theme
Honestly, this isn't surprising.

I like it for the first glass. Partway through the second I get sick of it and don't drink it again until the next holiday season, by which point I've forgotten that I was sick of it.

This is the user who's been streaming the p4 anime and p3 movies, tonight im not gonna stream the 4th movie, but i've been thinking about streaming something else, any suggestions?

>the first actual outfit where makoto isn't wearing leggings or hose
w-what do you think she's wearing under the skirt?

What the fuck is going on here?
I might as well go there

...

Mishima's sleeping on the job.

A penis

Another skirt

shorts, I doubt she's wearing normal panties

I don't understand.

You wish Rinfag

New thread? Please?

[They both stand up.]
Ann: I am happy. Look, Mishima, I need to talk to Ren. Okay? I’ll see you later.
Mishima: Okay. Tell him I said hello?
Ann: Yeah.
[Mishima exits.]
[Cut to the roof. Yusuke enters. Ryuji is sitting on the roof, clad entirely in denim, smoking what might be a joint.]
Yusuke: Hey, Ryuji. What’s up?
Ryuji: Oh, hey Yusuke.
Yusuke: It’s a good place to think up here, isn’t it?
Ryuji: What, man, you want to put me on the clock?
Yusuke: What the hell is that?
Ryuji: You want some? It’s good, bro.
Yusuke: No, I don’t smoke that stuff.
[Ryuji sighs and takes a drag.]
Yusuke: You look depressed.
Ryuji: I got this sick feeling in my stomach, man. I did something awful. I don’t think I can forgive myself.
Yusuke: Tell me about it.
Ryuji: I just feel like, like running. I’m killing myself. Something crazy like that.
Yusuke: Why are you smoking that crap? It’s no wonder you can’t think straight. It’s gonna screw with your head.
Ryuji: It’s none of your business, man. You think you know everything. You don’t know shit.
Yusuke: Listen, who do you think you are? You’re acting like a kid. Just grow up.
Ryuji: Hey, who are you calling a kid? Fuck you!

>filename
heh

Fuck it new:
I aleady have a warning so i hope this doesn't get me banned

Kawaclaimed.
Kawawriter here.

Best boy is actually best girl.

Patron 3: And I’ll take a cheesecake and a coffee.
Barista 2: Okay, why don’t you guys have a seat? We’ll have that right out for you.
Kiku: Hi, how you doing? What would you like?
Patron 4: Can I get a bagel with a [inaudible]?
Kiku: Great, sure.
Patron 5: I’m gonna get a slice of cheesecake and a bottle of water.
Male Barista: Yeah, sounds good. Why don’t you guys have a seat, we’ll have that right out for you.
[Ren and Ryuji enter.]
Ren: Oh hi, Kiku.
Kiku: Well, hi Ren. How are you? Good to see you. What would you like?
Ren: Hot chocolate, please.
Male Barista: What size?
Ren: Medium.
Male Barista: Sure.
Kiku: How about you?
Ryuji: I’ll have the mint tea.
Male Barista: Medium also?
Ryuji: Yeah.
Kiku: Go sit down, we’ll be right there.
[Ren and Ryuji sit down.]
Ryuji: God, I’m so tired of girls’ games.
Ren: What happened now, Ryuji?
Ryuji: Relationships never work, man, I don’t know why I waste my time.
Ren: What makes you say that?
Ryuji: It’s not that easy, Ren.
Ren: Well, you should be happy, Ryuji.
Ryuji: Yeah, I know. Life is too short.
[Kiku brings the drinks.]
Ren: Oh, thank you so much.
Kiku: You’re welcome. How about something like cheesecake?
Ren: Nah.
Kiku: Real good. Alright.
Ryuji: How was work today?
Ren: Oh, pretty good. We got a new client at the bank, we make a lot of money.
Ryuji: What client?
Ren: I cannot tell you, it’s confidential.
Ryuji: Aw, come on, why not?
Ren: No I can’t. Anyway, how is your sex life?
Ryuji: I can’t talk about it.
Ren: Why not?
Susan: Take your time.
Ren: Oh god, I have to run.
Ryuji: Already?
Ren: Yeah, I’m sorry.
Ryuji: Alright, it’s on me. By the way, do you want to go jogging? Inokashira Park?
Ren: Yeah, sure, what time?

So do I!

Take it over here guys we got a bot set on the thread.

Ryuji: Inokashira Park, 6:30.
Ren: Right on, yeah.
Ryuji: Alright, see ya.
Ren: Okey-dokey, Ryuji.
[Ren exits.]
[Cut to the bedroom. Ann and Ryuji enter.]
Ryuji: What’s going on here?
Ann: I like you very much, Ryuji.
Ryuji: Look, come on. Ren’s my best friend.
Ann: Just one more time.
[She takes off his shirt and the fourth terrible R&B-scored love scene commences. It goes on for about two minutes, full of half-hearted moaning, before cutting to black.]
[Cut to another tracking shot of Tokyo Tower.]
[Cut to a car parking in Inokashira Park. Ren exits to find Ryuji.]
Ren: Hey.
Ryuji: Hey Ren, how’s it going?
Ren: Good.
[They run side by side tossing the football in the park. There’s barely audible and completely uninteresting dialogue. They say “what’s new with you” a lot. Ren wrestles Ryuji to the ground.]
[Cut to a shot of the Tokyo skyline.]
[Cut to the room, where Ann is sweeping. The doorbell rings.]
Ann: Who is it?
Ryuji: Delivery man! It’s me, Ann, come on, open up.
Ann: Come on in.
[Ryuji enters.]
Ann: Hey Ryuji.
Ryuji: Wow, so, uh, you gonna be ready?
Ann: How do you mean that? I’m always ready. For you.
Ryuji: I mean for the party.
Ann: We have plenty of time. All I have to do is put on my party dress.
[Ann drops the broom and takes her shirt off.]
Ryuji: Wait, what are you doing?
Ann: Nothing.
[She takes Ryuji’s shirt off.]
Ryuji: You’re so beautiful.
[They start making out. Someone knocks on the door. They bolt upright and start putting their shirts on.]
Ann: Hurry up, I have to open the door.
Ryuji: Wait! Hang on.
[Ann puts her shirt on but Ryuji is still struggling with this task.]
Ann: Come on in, it’s open!
[Makoto enters in time to see Ryuji shirtless before he finally manages to dress himself.]
Makoto: Hi! I brought the stuff.
Ann: I knew I could count on you.
Makoto: Hi Ryuji. XYZ.
Ryuji: What are you talking about?
Makoto: Examine your zipper!
[Everyone giggles.]

>deleted

poor fuukafag

Let's go here

Ren: Pretty good, yeah, you’d be qualified.
Ryuji: You serious?
Ren: Yeah, I’m sure.
Ryuji: Well when can we meet about that?
Ren: Well, we can talk about this tomorrow.
Ryuji: Tomorrow?
Ren: Yeah.
Ryuji: Maybe late afternoon?
Ren: Absolutely. Three o’clock?
Ryuji: Really? Wow, that’s great.
[Cut to Ren’s car pulling onto a residential street and parking in front of his house. Ren and Ryuji exit the car.]
[Cut to an illuminated building in Tokyo at night].
[Cut to a bus on a busy street in the daytime.]
[Cut to the room, where Ann is sitting as Ren enters.]
Ren: Bye, Ann. (he pecks her on the cheek)
[Ren opens the door to leave and Ann’s Mother enters.]
Ren: Oh hi, Bye!
Ann’s Mother: Bye!
[Ren exits].
Ann: Hello mom, how are you?
Ann’s Mother: I’m okay, how are you?
Ann: I’m fixing the apartment for Ren’s birthday, but I’m really not into it.
Ann’s Mother: Oh, why not?
Ann: Because I’m in love with Ryuji, not Ren. And here I am, planning his party.
Ann’s Mother: It’s not right, Ann. I still think you should marry Ren. Now you can’t live on love. You need financial security.
Ann: But I’m not happy! He still thinks I’m gonna marry him next month. He’s a fool.
Ann’s Mother: You expect to be happy. I haven’t been happy since I married my first husband. I didn’t even want to marry your father.
Ann: You never told me that!
Ann’s Mother: Well it’s true. All men are assholes. Men and women use and abuse each other all the time, there’s nothing wrong with it. Marriage has nothing to do with love.
Ann: Ren’s okay, I suppose. Actually, I have him wrapped around my little finger.
Ann’s Mother: Well, you should be happy then.
Ann: But I don’t love him!
Ann’s Mother: Don’t throw your life away just because you don’t love him! That’s ridiculous! You need to grow up. And you need to listen to me.
Ann: Okay, mom, I’ll see you at the party. I just need to be alone right now.
Ann’s Mother: Bye bye, my precious.

[Ann’s Mother exits.]
[Cut to the Tokyo Tower, where Ren is walking.]
[Cut to the Pokemon store, where Ren is walking.]
[Cut to a dark room. Ren enters and turns on the lights to find the whole cast.]
Everyone: Surprise! (they all sing Happy Birthday while Ren says things like “wow”, “okay”, and “thank you”)
[Ren toasts with everyone amid various celebratory mumblings. He offers Mishima a drink, which Mishima says he’ll accept later.]
[Cut to panning shot of the nighttime Tokyo skyline.]
[Cut to the party, where various characters and non-characters are engaged in fake conversations. Ren and Ann’s Mother are discussing something. Ann is flirting with Futaba, a character we’ve never seen before who is actually a last-minute replacement for Yusuke. Ryuji is watching them. Ann and Ryuji exchange flirty looks. Ren seems concerned. Goro and Makoto are flirting with another couple. Makoto and Goro start feeding each other cake.]
Ann: Hey everybody, let’s go outside for some fresh air.
[Everybody exits except for Ann and Ryuji.]
Ann: Wait. I have something I want to show you.
Ryuji: Oh, really?
[They get on the couch, and Ann drapes her legs across Ryuji’s lap.]
Ryuji: So, uh, what do you want to show me?
Ann: It’s a surprise.
[They start making out.]
Ryuji: What are you doing? I mean, are you crazy? Everybody’s here.
Ann: No they’re not. They’re all outside.
Ryuji: You devil. You planned this all along.
[They make out some more. Futaba enters.]
Futaba: What’s going on here?
[They bolt upright.]
Futaba: Why are you doing this?
Ann: I love him.
Futaba: I don’t believe it.
Ryuji: You don’t understand anything, woman. Leave your stupid comments in your pocket!
[Ryuji exits.]
Futaba: Do you understand what you’re doing? You’re going to destroy Ren. He’s very sensitive.
Ann: I don’t care. I’m in love with Ryuji.

Futaba: How can you do this? You make me sick.
[Ren and Makoto enter.]
Ren: Thank you, honey. This is a beautiful party. You invited all my friends. Good thinking!
Ann: You’re welcome, darling. You know how much I love you.
Ren: I do. Ha-ha-ha.
Ann: You know, it’s getting really hot in here. Why don’t we go back outside?
Ren: Mhm. A-ha-ha.
[Everyone exits.]
[Cut to a shot of a busy street at night.]
[Cut to the party on the roof. Ren waves at someone below him and off-camera.]
Ren: Hey everybody! I have an announcement to make. We’re expecting!
[Everyone congratulates Ren. Ann and Futaba confront Ann.]
Makoto: Ann, I have to talk to you. You have got to be honest with Ren.
Futaba: I agree with that.
Ann: Look, I’m gonna tell him, okay? I just, I don’t want to ruin his birthday.
Futaba: When is the baby due?
Ann: There is no baby.
Futaba and Makoto: What?!
Futaba: What are you talking about?
Ann: I told him that to make it interesting. We’re probably going to have a baby eventually anyway. You’re not going to tell Ren, are you?
Makoto: Ann, are you feeling okay? Because this is just getting worse and worse.
Futaba: I feel like I’m sitting on an atomic bomb waiting for it to go off.
Makoto: Me too. There’s no simple solution to this.