>Pilgrims suck at farming
>Local indians show them how to farm
>next harvest, they have a whole bunch of crops
>decide to throw a feast to celebrate their thankfulness and decide to invite the indians that helped them
>fast froward to today, every rainbow haired liberal arts major has to ruin the holiday by not shutting up about how thanksgiving was about evil white christians murdering 1 bajillion indians for fun and eating their corpses
when will this meme stop?
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When History and Humanites are no longer being taught by revisionists, and most humanities students are forced to take minors that will actually get them a job, instead of whining.
So likely never.
they hate everything good and decent about white Christian America and will not stop until it is thoroughly deconstructed and destroyed
This. Kinda.
Albeit I kind of find Thanksgiving off putting because it's become an unapologetic exercise in gluttony.
Same, it's even followed by the consumerist hell feast known as Black Friday.
If you were to conjure an image that would automatically make a shitlib physically ill, it would be a picture of a nuclear, white, heterosexual, cisgender family celebrating with their firstborn son after playing in his high school's traditional Thanksgiving football game.
That's what feasts are in general though.
It's what Europeans have been doing since records began.
So I was listening to Rush Limbaugh (inb4 massive butthurt) and he was talking about how the Pilgrims were at first these proto-socialist and had a sort of annabaptist kind of commune where no one owned anything and everything belonged to everyone, but it sucked so some Pilgrim leader decided to give each family a certain amount of land that they owned and could do with it whatever they wanted and this competitiveness fixed their community.
anyone know anything more about this?
> an unapologetic exercise in gluttony.
this is the central reason/point of most holidays
I agree that many liberals like to grind a personal axe when the opportunity exists. But it is particularly ironic that there are currently native americans protesting against American encroachment on their land, and the public is largely ignoring them.
>those bundy ranch fucks protest the US government encroaching on their land
>response is basically "FUCK THOSE REDNECK PIECE OF SHIT! THEY ARE TERRORIST MORE LIKE YALL-QAEDA HAHAHA GOD I HOPE OBAMA DRONE BOMBS THEM I LITERALLY WANT THEM TO BE KILLED!"
>Indians protest an oil pipeline running through land that they dont even own
>"OMG THOSE POOR INDIANS THEY ARE SO BRAVE FOR STICKING UP FOR THEMSELVES LIKE THAT WOW I FUCKING HATE THE COPS PEPPER SPRAYING THEM THEY ARE SO EVIL!"
really makes you think, doesnt it?
>their land
Really makes you think.
Private ownership is a real thing you mong
Yeah, but he was complaining because the government stopped letting them graze on government land, because of turtles or some shit.
That's why everyone laughed at him.
>stopped letting them graze on government land, because of turtles or some shit.
>doesnt even know what hes talking about
They burned a part of their land to clear it out, some of it went into near by government owned land, so the government used this as an excuse to seize a bunch of their land in a draconian land grab
youre a retarded faggot and a hypocrite with no real convictions other than fetishising brown people
Eating is a big part of any major holiday yes but people go into Thanksgiving with a mentality of needlessly stuffing their face as much as possible and competing who can do it the most. People try to one up each other and bring all kind of fucked up dishes nobody wants to touch half of which gets thrown away.
There is a much different approach to Easter dinner than there is to Thanksgiving dinner. Or maybe I'm just imagining shit idk.
I didn't realize genocide is considered to be gratitude.
How did the Pilgrims genocide the Wampanaog?
White people brought this upon themselves. If they didn't want us to destroy them, they shouldn't have invented slavery.
But I thought kangz invented it to build the pyramids
ummm they were f*cking white males?
Maybe you just have a crappy family?
All American Holidays are an exercise in gluttony and debauchery, they are just excuses to party.
Holidays are meant to make us forget about our shitty lives. Though for some, holidays make them realize their life is shit.
>light a fire that spreads to other people's land
that's called arson, user
>Pilgrims suck at farming
>Local indians show them how to farm
>next harvest, they have a whole bunch of crops
>decide to throw a feast to celebrate their thankfulness and decide to invite the indians that helped them
>unapologetically genocide that tribe and just about every other tribe of indians on the fucing continent.
>break every treaty they ever sign
>force tribes that had been cooperating and integrating with white society off of land despite both treaties and legal ownership of land.
> forced migrations and massacres
>forced to live on 'reservations' composed of the worst available land, to shit for crops and not enough game, local indian agencies dominated by graft, sell supplies meant for indians on black market.
>call all of this 'manifest destiny'
>hold smug celebrations every year about how freindly and neighbourly they were.
>tell themselves that everything is ok because now the indians have casinos
>ignores ridiculously high levels of poverty and alcoholism in indian communities as well as low life expectency and terrible access to education/employment and healthcare.
>wonders why some people are a little salty about thanksgiving.
mate you genocided dozens of cultures, a festival celebrating the fact that your victims were nice to you before their betrayal is a little poor taste dont you think?
how did the Pilgrims genocide the Wampanaog Indians?
Pilgrims were all puritans. Therefore the most buthurt entilted assholes everywhere: "We're god's chosen who can do whatever the fuck we want and go to heaven!" King James(i think) was like "faac off asshoels" and they ran to the netherlands, they were all like: "oh the dutch are chill BUT THESE FUCKING CLOGS ARE RUINING THE CHILDREN"S PURITY AND ENGLISH IDENTITY!!!" so they ran to america.
Quick recap about puritans:
-assholes
-entitled
-believed to all be saints
so why wouldn't a communist society work?
oh because they are all entitled assholes.
believe he may be referring to disease which was not intention BY THE PILGRIMS.
Pilgrims were nice dude. Later generations were weirder. It's like if in the south west a bunch of Mexicans started bulding houses past the border and more and more showed up.
>implying Europeans knew they were spreading disease before they even had Germ Theory
>en.wikipedia.org
People weren't retarded user, they knew that sick people and their belonging transmitted disease.
melaninfaggot is that you?
The fact is that the vast majority of Indians were dead before and serious colonial presence in the continent.
>Pilgrims
How did this retardation originate in the first place?
>Bunch of religious fucktards cross the ocean to settle in a bumfuck shithole nobody cares about except the local indians
>W-we are """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""pilgrims""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
thats retarded though. The Pilgrims never genocided or attacks their Wampanaog allies and the idea that they did and then celebrated this supposed massacre with a thanksgiving dinner is pure made up leftist garbage propaganda
That's literally what they were called and where the word comes from you fucking dipshit.
>break every treaty
Injuns were the ones breaking the most treaties.
i agree 100%
It was about thanking God, you shit eating upside down fuck face.
>where the word comes from
You must be retarded
>libshits thinking Indians were gud bois who dindu nuffin
>stormfags thinking colonisers were gud bois who dindu nuffin.
Here's a great idea, how about you just don't celebrate thanksgiving.
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Pilgrims where assholes, check this out
>inb4 indians attacked
read the whole thing
To quote Anya Jenkins, Thanksgiving is a ritual sacrifice. With pie.
>fpbp
>Invented slavery
I know this has to be a b8 but id wager that a solid 20% of US pop could fall for this shit.
How about fuck you.
How about I don't
I'm not seeing anything that comes across as outstandingly assholish.