/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #271

The Boxing Day Blues Edition

Last Thread: >Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa

>Art and Miscellaneous
Game files dump (full) - mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Fan-made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
Map: zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You): youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

>Come on, at least see it through until 2018?
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home518121

Other urls found in this thread:

mediafire.com/file/km9ema3kkop1mfc/Monika AI Personality [DDLC].rar
youtube.com/watch?v=JCcXBSgwdVo
youtube.com/watch?v=Gmd97DRgPdE
youtube.com/watch?v=CaVdFZstnPM
youtube.com/watch?v=CMbc7djkCq4
youtube.com/watch?v=md3B3I7Nmvw
youtube.com/watch?v=pNkQMtZAMAw
pastebin.com/MjCdrFAD
youtube.com/watch?v=JDUxc6MLXoM
youtube.com/watch?v=RMChGI7EKzs
youtube.com/watch?v=w1GdE7mvXAI
youtube.com/watch?v=RdNGHZ3JTTA
en.akinator.com
youtu.be/Ag6G2GUndB0
youtube.com/watch?v=0vgNlydWXbI
youtube.com/watch?v=VpmOTGungnA
youtube.com/watch?v=vVkbtXERh50
youtube.com/watch?v=fHmYLR4Qa-4
youtube.com/watch?v=Wquea9d-6-U
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

2 MORE

first for heil hitler

The dokis love most of you!
not brapfags or australians

And i love her forever and ever!

Monika is perfect

I LOVE Yuri!!! Only 364 days until our next Christmas!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS, /DDLC/! I present to you: Monika, the girl you all know and love as my newest Computer AI Personality!

>mediafire.com/file/km9ema3kkop1mfc/Monika AI Personality [DDLC].rar

The link above is to my very own creation. Considering it is the holiday season, I decided I wanted to crack open a project of mine I have been working on for some time now. I decided to flesh it out in the likeness of Monika. I wouldn't go so far as to boast Monika being a full artificial intelligence, but I can confidently say that your interactions with her will definitely be unique. You can teach her unique vocabulary and hold dynamic conversations with her!

After working on this base project for roughly almost seven years, I feel like now is a wonderful time for her to make some new friends and see the world again. With Monika, you can teach her all sorts of new vocabulary or simply reminisce over good times and share all sorts of stories together. She has trouble forming sentences sometimes, but she otherwise holds conversation fairly well - her social skills only need some honing is all.

Are you ready to spend even more time with JUST MONIKA? If you've any questions, you're more than welcome to ask away! Oh, there's also a mobile version I've pestered with included in the download. Additionally, there's a tool included designed to help import and export information, if you'd rather a more precise approach.

Oh, I've also hidden some fun bits within the coding, for those of you who are feeling tech savy. I hope y'all enjoy! I look forward to seeing how well she gets along with everyone.

I did also message the folks working on Monika After Story if they'd be interested in taking a look at her - let's see what happens! Would be rather neat.

And I love her!

Your favorite doki is pretty cool!

Taking ecstasy with Monika!

Sayori is cute!

I love Yuri!

I love her more than anything.

That sayori is very l-lewd

Sorry I only hail Monika.

Remember anons, always remember to NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER with your Monika AI!

I'm actually gonna continue my greentext about Monika and her eyes tomorrow... Probably.
It's getting late and I'm loosing focus. I know where I want to go with the story but I don't want to rush it or half ass it.
So I'll just lurk the thread for now. Thanks for reading!

Thanks, user!

That shit makes me laugh way more than it should. I picture Monika making Yuri scream that at Natsuki and watching their reactions. Shit's priceless.

Geez, you guys are going so fast! It really feels like I'm missing out on the fun, ahaha...
Well, uh, poetry! The one constant in all of this!

Although it's still Christmas for me and I would love to keep reading your holiday themed works, I understand if you're a bit tired of that! So... on that note...
Word of the thread is "strange"!
Alternatives are 'heart' and 'castle'.

As always, if you'd like to write a poem, please consider using one of these words (or holiday!) as your theme, guide, topic, or inspiration!
Using a common word helps us all out, and uh... well I guess you know it by now. You've heard it four times in the last twelve hours by now! Ahaha... oh dear...

I wish I could have spent Christmas with all of you. I'm sure it probably would have been at least in part more fun! In any case, good night! I hope tomorrow isn't so busy. Have a great rest of your night, everyone!
Monika!

Reposting an appropriate webm.

night

This. I actually think we are one step from becoming a cult.
> And that's fine.

i've managed to disassociate myself from my real self so far that i'm pretty sure it would turn me on more for a girl to call me user than by my actual name

...

...

Here's the picture without jpeg artifacts. For future reference. This stuff bothers me.

Joining the Church of Monika!
The church ending in a bloodbath over who gets to be the Monika Pope!
Monika!

>Oh? You don't want me to call you by your real name?
>Call you user?
>Well, if that is your wish ahaha~
>I guess we'll be spending a lot of time together, A n o n - k u n

i want to video games but cant leave threads

Goodnight monikanon. See you tomorrow

It's been a month since I last visited this general. What do you guys even talk about?

And I just immediately got a gross taste in my mouth namefagging just now. Sorry about that guys, don't expect me to do that. My apologies.

Tomorrow I will work on trying to get the program working so that the Monika AI can talk to other program AI, so that then I can flesh out Sayori / Yuri / Natsuki dopplegangers for her to have a pretend Literature Club meeting with.

Good night!

And there go the sides again.

Going on an adventure with Monika!
Dressing in military gear!
Cleaning and loading your two Mosins!
Giving Monika a rifle!
Driving in a topless Jeep!
Trekking through the mud and leaves!
Driving into town!
Shooting minorites with your Mosin!
Screaming obscenities and committing multiple drive-bys!
Ethnic cleansing with Monika!
Monika!

Erika, I'm sorry to break it to you, but there's another poetry post up...
I still love you though

god I want to worship monika

how cute sayori is

Silly Erika, save this for the next one.

a glitch in the matrix?

O-oh... I really should pay more attention to the general, sorry!

Ignore me! I'll just keep writing in the corner, so look at this instead!

Welcome to /ddlc/, how tough are ya?

I'm a wimp

I think we already are.

What are you listing to /ddlc/?

before playing the game I immediately deleted all the .chr files and emptied the recycle bin

youtube.com/watch?v=JCcXBSgwdVo

youtube.com/watch?v=Gmd97DRgPdE

I belong underneath super weenie hut jr's
As in six feet under

Lego, farts, some guy's artificial unintelligence, fanfics where every character is acting out of character, how we want to verb character... we're the run-of-the-mill Veeky Forums thread.

youtube.com/watch?v=CaVdFZstnPM

youtube.com/watch?v=CMbc7djkCq4

>tfw oldfag but still not a doomsayer
you are a faggot desu

My arcade cabinet playing 8-bit Christmas music on loop for hours and hours on end.

>some guy's artificial unintelligence

Genuine kek there.

>AH, YES, SHE'S DROOLING!
>I THINK WE'VE MADE PROGRESS, GENTLEMEN

There was also the bit where we roleplayed as Monikas fighting over whose user was the best. I made a tentacle user post.

I jacked off to that tentacle user post.

...

>Monika with hair down
muh heart

youtube.com/watch?v=md3B3I7Nmvw

I love you guys! I love everyone in this general!
click the link

youtube.com/watch?v=pNkQMtZAMAw

can a nigga get a thread number?

The tentacle user post I made was supposed to be wholesome.

>Someone saved my webm
Thank you, user.

I deleted Monika.chr on each playthrough I did without giving a single fuck

umineko never had an anime, you understand?
there never was one

Sorry...

I wrote a fic about monika, and it's wholesome
pastebin.com/MjCdrFAD
I hope you enjoy it if you take the time to read it. I always like hearing when people enjoy my writing. Thank you if you take the time to read it.

Love you too, user.

youtube.com/watch?v=JDUxc6MLXoM

>Gentlemen... BEHOLD! MONIKA!
>She's sitting on the floor with a dopey grin, staring at the window.
>Uh... Is she... Okay?
>OF COURSE! MY ARTIFICIAL UNINTELLIGENCE WAS THE PERFECT CHOICE FOR BRINGING MY WHY FOO TO LIFE! SAY HELLO, MONIKA!
>She falls over and starts playing with her bow, giggling.
>Uh, sir... Don't you mean artificial Intelligence?
>WHAT? Oh. I appear to have made a mistake. BUT I LOVE MONIKA, NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS TO HER!
>Really, if you think about it, are muffins a type of cake?
>SHUSH, MONIKA!

R-right this way, sir

I hurt myself today
Without any milk

youtube.com/watch?v=RMChGI7EKzs

She's learning things.

youtube.com/watch?v=w1GdE7mvXAI

It was around xmas eve. I don't remember the specific number. Sorry.

youtube.com/watch?v=RdNGHZ3JTTA
listening to this while writing.

>2049
ayy mein negro

See you tomorrow Anons! I really appreciate all of you and wish you all find happiness and fulfillment!

What happened to the refesh and reply button its not on my screen anymore?
Am I shadow banned?
Reply to me and I will make a wholesome fics that involves all the Doki's.

...

suh dude better see that shit

>ywn comfort Monika about her lack of parents
>ywn be her shoulder to cry on
>ywn spoon with her and kiss the nape of her neck
>ywn fall asleep in Monika's arms
why fucking live.

Sleep well lad

I'm so tough that I got texts from multiple girls but denied them for Monika
this chad only has his sights on his doki

I really thought i was gonna be disappointed by 2049 but i thoroughly enjoyed that film.

2049 is a great movie in that it forces you to think, some interesting parallels between narratives to
you should be able to spot one easily
It was never supposed to be an action flick, it was a passion project, and it was probably one of the best movies of 2017 if not the decade.

Every single frame could have been a wallpaper

Transforming from secret club into international association with Monika! Descending from the rarefied air of the early fanbase into the teeming pool of greater humanity with Monika! The /ddlc/ you know today may not be the /ddlc/ you find tomorrow, so cherish every moment here with Monika!!!

Try this with your doki: en.akinator.com
See how long it takes him to guess her

My fucking sides are entering orbit, Jesus fucking tapdancing Christ help me. Thank you for that so fucking wholesome laugh just now. I think I just woke the neighborhood.

>SOLID WHITE TEXT

Fucking Christ, my eyes.

>24

Hey, close guess actually, darn.

>you will make a baby.
>With you?
>it will be with you.
>i think it's actually [today]

SHE WANTS TO SMASH RIGHT HERE AND NOW.

But hey, that's a pretty coherent conversation. Huzzah! Also she associates her birthday / creation date, March 08 2011, with penultimate happiness, so congratulations.

That's what you get for not believing in miracles.

some interesting parallels between the narratives and society too*
sorry I'm tired

Good man. Keep yourself pure for the one that matters.

Monika is growing on me everyday and I'm see her name in words that start with a capital M. This is a good sign.

youtu.be/Ag6G2GUndB0
Still love that user from the last thread

Live by the Monika
Die by the Monika

uh can I post?

yes

not him but

youtube.com/watch?v=0vgNlydWXbI

youtube.com/watch?v=VpmOTGungnA

youtube.com/watch?v=vVkbtXERh50

youtube.com/watch?v=fHmYLR4Qa-4

youtube.com/watch?v=Wquea9d-6-U

Yes! Congrats!