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I want to enslave (sexually) this vastayan.

xth for my wife Syndra

xth for 7 exp

Why is this allowed?

Easier for her to poop on the go.

But that's Zed's wife user.

Why do you hate anything about Syndra being lewd when it's almost impossible for her to not be lewd even in her normal state?

I just want Zed/Shen to express himself through his eyes like Deadpool/Spiderman do. No need to unmask them into these weebish "White haired" faggots.

lulu a best

Post your IGN or Discord, "IlookExactlyLikeSona"fag.

No user, and a shitty fanart with some literal who Zed wannabe doesn't change that.
What kind of question is that?

This is your botlane for tonight, say something nice about them.

>What kind of question is that?
Syndra looks lewd as fuck in more than half the pictures you post but you splerg out if anyone mentions it or says anything lewd about her

Shh shh shh be quiet user. Did you hear that? It sounded like a woman in the throes of passion moaning "Zed" in pure lust, and it sounded like it was coming from the master bedroom!

>get a plat V support in a dia game
>pretty much absent on lane
>feels like preaching you
>flames pings and taunts
>steals farm and tries to get you killed

Is this enough of a reason to afk?

Nami's dolphin pussy is amazing
Does that count as nice?

>feels like preaching you

What did he mean by this?

>Want to get better at Rumble
>First pick every single game

First the Noxians slavers, then the void monsters, but this invasion I had never seen coming - Demacian fanatics looking to expand their population

QUICK CLAIM YOU'RESTVE WAIFU BEFORE THE DEMACIAN FANATICS USE HER FOR BREEDING PURPOSES

xth for looking EXACTLY like Sona!

I don't feel you have pure intentions user

>Play like shit most of the time regardless of the game's outcome (usually losing) because I am honestly retarded
>Finally perform better than average in a game
>Lose anyway because top and bottom open up a food bank and I can't keep up farming or pressuring as much as I want to.

Yes that would be her dress, that doesn't mean I have to like when someone posts something lewd.
I wonder who that lady in ecstasy is, me and Syndra are wonder it just now while cuddling in our own room.
>claim

>not Irelia's

>Implying braindead Demacians could ever capture my waifu
claiming anyway

I don't. I want to impregnate you with plenty of my offspring.

MY genetic offspring.

Why has top lane devolved into such absolute degeneracy? What it made it so that an entire class of champions is now almost written out of the game?

Claimed before her cuckold bf can.

>just carry harder, bro

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anyone else feel like there's a big difference between low plat and high plat? idk, maybe it's just the adcs, but I roll over low plat adcs so easily whereas high plat ones are able to avoid trading with me and get good cs
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Caitlyn and Vi are the best couple and lovers!!!!!!!!!

>Yes that would be her dress
You've also posted images where she's in a lewd pose

How Xmas going for you lolgee?
I missed 2 days of this place and im tired as fuck

Low plat is where all the boosters and retards get stuck. To climb out of that shit hole you need legitimate skill so yes high Plat is a big difference.

Not a Katfag, but I can't pass up the chance to cuck Garen out of this prime baby factory.

Claiming to impregnate "LookingLikeSona"fag irl.

I was alone without friends and family.

>Want to play rumble
>Hate top lane
Rumble mid when

you're scaring me now user. pls tell me what it means. I don't think souls come out from the base of your spine, do they?

tfw at home now and can post pictures

How strong is Ryze lore-wise

and gameplay wise

>Sona in Kat's outfit with her hair dyed
actually post Kat if you want to claim her

lulu a cute

I want to CURE Vi of her homosexuality.

While Caitlyn is getting pumped full of load after load of thick Demacian seed, she can take comfort knowing her former lover is happy, barefoot and pregnant, a traditional housewife.

Is neo pax sivir any good? Just got it and the alistar emote from a crate.

Like this one? No this ain't lewd user.
was absolute shite
Merry Christmas user, hope you had a good one.

>blind pick normals

Yeah those are cancer. Don't care so much.

WHY THIS SHIT IS NOT BANNED
FUCK THIS WAIFU POSTER STUPID SKAM

OR BAN ME MOD YOU KEKS FUCKING FAGGOT EAT SHIT NIGGER

I suppose I could make a discord account...
Are you just looking to ERP or something else?

because gnar and jayce exist
I was thinking just this morning that gnar's Q should not slow, nigga builds frozen mallet and he gets crazy speed from his cleaver and W passive already

garbage, sorry, just it out on youtube in case my opinion != our opinion

because making you mad is fun

>Kat
>Not a titty monster
Reclaiming anyway I guess just to prevent drama.

>Play Nunu
>Leave the enemy jungler paranoid and piss off the enemy adc
>Win
Even in what is basically norms it's fun to tilt people with Nunu.

Your womb, my seed.

And yeah, ERP is fine too.

I FOUND PICTURE OF MODS

LMAO YOU COCKSUCKERS

Claiming this little elf for breeding purposes of my own.

The mods are either two things; lazy and not doing their job OR, more often than not, uninformed about the shit going on.
You need to report it and don't give me the "but but but nothing happens ;-;" you yanks seem to love.
Also start a filter up, it will save you loads of grief.

You can't cure pure love user

jungle rumble can work. Or could. I haven't tried it since they nerfed his early heat generation

Katarina has a respectable bust, but she's not a cow. Her body is also firm and tight, not soft and squishy like not to mention how out of character that particular one is. Sona gets enough porn of herself she doesn't need to be in the lewds of other champions too

She already murdered niggas for trying to force her into marriage so I doubt she needs my help but fuck it claiming.

I FUCKIN REPORT THEM
THE MODS DO NOTHING

Because waifushit is technically on topic.

Who would you side with in in war
Noxus or Demacia?

>Also start a filter up
what is this fucking filter meme am I the only person who can just ignore the posts I don't care about?

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sounds good ,were they fun?
Merry Christmass!
My friend visited town but i had to endure my mother's xmas eve party so we drunk "some" whiskey and vodka before going. Lack of sleep though is killing me. We walked a few miles yesterday and we stopped to drink beer with raki bombs and then back to vodka at home. No one could endure my family while sober.
wouldnt xmas be fun enough at pastaland? Stay positive user

Why would demacia invade the shadow isles?
Only very few can touch that place without becoming a spoopy skeleton or a ghost

Ah, well hope I don't regret this.
Sonafag#2830

Can I look EXACTLY like Cho'Gath in this hypothetical scenario? Claiming SG Sarah.

demacia so I can deus vult some infedels

claiming

Ask again when Swain's rework comes out.

I'm not a Kalistafag I'm just pretending so she doesn't feel left out.

>one of favorite champs has always been Malz
>Final Boss makes him into some kind of Computer Virus monster
>is pick or ban mid cancer
>has already been nerfed and will probably receive more
I just wanted to have fun

How much longer do we have to wait. I want a new daddy.

>deus vult some infedels
>Sarah
good taste mein black persons

>No Elf Tristana gf under the tree this year

M-maybe next year

Demacians are hypocritical heritics who use magic

I dont know what worse, the fact that you're taking your shitposting this far or the fact that you're actually using discord for anything ever

I don't want to pay five dollars for an emote out of principal because it will make me feel like a cuck, but I have like 500 RP leftover and until the day they release an awesome skin for a champion I like, theres genuinely nothing in the game I could spend it on besides emotes. I have every champion, and multiple skins and chromas for every single champion I care about.

Should I just get an emote or should I just wait for them to make a Kayn skin that actually looks better than the original?

*use holy magic to smite their enemies in the name of their god

How to get your champion nerfed as fuck 101:
>people start using him/her as a cancer support

At least Zyra is still pretty damn good, i rekt some Karma at midlane 2 days ago

By the looks of things it'll be teased a bit more early January and come out onto pbe around the time 8.1 comes onto live. But I could always be wrong.

Why do people play Brand as support now?

Why haven't you offered tribute to the Queen of leglocks, lolg?

Using discord to communicate when needed is fine. Being part of 50 twitch chat tier servers and being a gay slut isnt

I just hate discord under all circumstances so

Lux is fine in my book but she can be irritating at times and i choose to ignore her and also her mains are pretty cancer.

t.lux is my 4th/5th most played champ and people think im into maniacal laughter grills that keep saying "STAY POSITIVE"

not really just the usual family bullshit that never ends.
Sounds like you kinda had some fun though, glad to hear that.

tfw smart enough to leave servers I hate

feels really good man

Elementalist Lux is less of the LE STAY POSITIVE and AHAHAHAHAHAH than the classic skin. I don't really care for classic Lux.

>am I the only person who can just ignore the posts I don't care about?
of course not what a silly question.
The only thing I'm using my filter for is because after years of seeing the same thing posted every thread it gets tedious.
Trimming out the more obnoxious things like the barafags, selective anons 'quirky' shitposting (eg mating press niggers or that one that would not stop talking about E.Lux's boots)and most of the lulu shit just makes the thread more tolerable imo

I guess I just have more paitence than you, I've been here 3 years and I still just scroll past things that aren't useful

I mean scrolling past a post without acknowledging it is pretty simple. To each their own of course just feels pointless to actually filter this shit.

Say something nice about the enemy team

Barafags aren't even that common, a bunch of posts every other thread. Same with stuff like Kled posts.

Play zed and kill them all

they are all 9/10 if all their scores were added up

LB and Jinx are the only meh/average ones. The other 3 are cute.

Someone please tell that ugly bitch to never disgrace my waifu again like that